Well?

4, it's like being next to a celebrity. Plus, I'd bet he'd smell nice. The real problem is King Boo shit talking Luigi all the flight.

sitting directly behind a boo

I'm sure that'll end well

You'd be right by Regigigas though, he's loud

King boo wouldnt last half the flight without being purified by the batter though.

I'm sitting next to luigi.

me, big smoke, mario, and jetstream sam will smoke some kush and share snacks. it'll be dope as shit.

5 without a question
Window seat next to 47? That's a clear winner

You'd better hope Dedede and Kirby are on their way to kick the ass of the real villain or Dedede's gonna try to annex your seat just out of boredom.

I kill the pilot and fly the plane myself, imagine saving some hundreds of lives at the mere cost of a single life! Seems like a pretty good deal to me.

Dedede is pacified by Kirby like a toddler with jingling keys

swap torres for crimson 1

Then you should choose 9, scout would probably help you do that.

Best choice

5 is the only non zany wacky character that would let me sleep

1 is better for sleep I feel.

8. Vinny Mac has so many stories that 10 hours would probably even be enough to hear them all.

I don't want to be seduced.

no women on this flight

I was hoping to be able to convince zelda to let me fingerbang her.

Why are there no women on this plane?

sitting directly behind WARIO the man known for farting and eating raw garlic

grimm is present

Because it's Kazakh airlines.

6, easily

You're going to have to fight Grimm if you want to rape on his turf

1

sit next to heavy (he'll probably just sleep)

in front of Battler

comfy

he'll probably just keep to himself reading, not sleeping, but both are good, only drawback is you won't have shit for elbow room

I feel like reality would start breaking down and Alex would start arguing with Harry’s inner voices

7 because that's where I'll be the closest to Kirby

i think top left or maybe top right are the only ones that would give you some semblance of peace and quiet
top left you'd only need to deal with battler and dracula getting into a debate about some stupid bullshit or dedede being a dededick and stealing kirby's food
top right is mostly quiet guys except for boo and john wrestleman (i don't watch wrestling so i don't know who that is off the top of my head), though you'd need to hope batter can keep it in his pants

tom nook is fucking loaded he would be in first class not at the back like a peasant

20 to see if Gex ever runs out of jokes.

Planes have rows of seats in the middle?

yes, on the bigger model planes

9 is the correct answer since it had the easiest bathroom access and decent space in front.

2. Based Cortex and Charles.

1 is probably the more peaceful one, Heavy might crush me a bit but not as much as others, plus he'd probably be fine with switching and would most likely sleep throughout the flight
the two jackasses behind would probably argue all the time though, still not as bad as it could be

Its great this meme has no coomer bait females in it so people can't just horny post about sitting next to one of them to avoid everything else

There sure must be something interesting going on in the bottom right section.

i have been on a plane

where are we flying towards?

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1 seems like a good deal.