UFATCO?

UFATCO?

i've conquered all the basedfood

*USATCO

all i have is this candy bar

I wanted orange, it gave me sugar free!

maybe you should try getting a cornish pasty

We are 100% FAT.

Do you have a single snack to back that up?

You think you know better than the FDA what to do with this McDonald shipment?

Your appointment to McDonald's should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Clown.

JC DENTON
IN THE FRAT

Your belt is no longer able to contain all that girth.

Why contain it?

ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE

The king's going... The king's going black, JC! No more whoppers, burgers of any kind. We'll start again, live in bbq's! If you receive this, if you survive, then find us... find us!

NO
SANDWICH

its shit but funny threads like this that keep me coming back to this board

audible chuckle.

stop liking food you FUCKING FREAK

I’ll take the MSG gun

I will be the one to splurge! The one to smell and taste everything, to eat, to eat everything...

Formed by executive order after the hunger strike at Burger King. I have someone in place, though. I'm more concerned about Savage -- he's relocated to Wendy's.

If there were no Big Mac, it would be necessary to invent it.
-Ronald McDonald

Oh my God, JC! A flan!

You better double check your order, that fastfood worker was a dietician.

Welcome to calorition, JC
I might as well start using diet coke

I think the government made people fat on purpose

Do you have a single snack to back that up?

Deus Ex Ex L

You mechs may have copper tubing to reroute your intestinal discomfort, but I've got guts of steel.

There's not enough Ozempic to go around and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

Hey there...
How about some onions food?

My stomach is augmented

Fast food, yes. You taste something. I need to know how it tastes.

JC denton is a true ralphamale

jc......... hungary jacksu........

350 million Mcdonalds is not my idea of the "land of the thin."

Actually, I'm the director of Feedma.

youtube.com/watch?v=0XVpGOl79sg
jc tenton was a masterpiece

Maybe you should try getting some grub

VersaLunch

Think about it. The seed oils, the fluor on water, the processed foods. Is that nutrition?

Trust me, I'll eat the right thing. You sound good. I guess you have the diet beat.

I'm much fatter. Yes, I'm going to bake it, and you will too. Just Have It Your Way™

All right. I get the picture. You want a piece of the pie, or you're going to toss the whole pie out the window. Fair enough. You can have anything you want. How about pecan? Your own pie. Just let me complete my baking...

Came here to post this

Chomp! You can eat it!

Diabetes is not a function of deep fried food

Success. Ozempic production has been terminated. Containment protocols have sealed

off the entrance. You will have to exit through the effluent pipes in the floor
of the chamber. Beware of insulin concentrations.

We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be food again — a new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical Restaurant on the Hill. Soon that restaurant will be a reality, and we will be crowned its burgerkings, or better than burgerkings: Gods!

I NOW HAVE FULL ACCESS TO YOUR DIGESTIVE TRACT

I'm not big into vegetable

Die a bee t

Everett has taught you well. I will cook what the Illuminati aspire to make but cannot cook for themselves, soon, when my bluetooth oven connects to the Wi-Fi, like yours, and able to be integrated with Helios. I will cook like the brightest Michelin star...

You've got 10 seconds to eat it before I add you to the NSF appetizer list.

Take your best bite, Fatlander Woman

The weight gain is intensifying to the point where our belts may not be able to contain it

More entertaining than xitter politics ragebait threads

See how easily our digestive systems turn on us? The more calories you think you have, the more quickly it slips from your grasp.

You're gonna burn the rice.

what a shame
*lip smack*
what a rotten way
*munch munch*
to die
*straw sipping on an empty big gulp cup*

He was a good chef. What a rotten pecan pie.

*sips*
your
MILKSHAKE

A CALORIC BOMB?

I saw this fat clone of Satan buying like 3 bags of chips and icecream and chocolate bars from a fucking corner store MF paid like 50% markup on that haul and that was probably his dinner. I also just ate a big bag of chips and am washing it down with a cool refreshing bottle of coke. I guess we both don’t care anymore, except im actually real.

Why contain it? Let our guts spill over our waistlines and gut, let the pounds pile up on the scale. In the end they'll beg us to cook for them.

Oh no, daddy.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

There must be something we can do!

*fart*

JC Denton. 23 years old. No health insurance. No insulin. No Ozempic. No –

Your wheelchair may have copper wiring to re-distribute your weight around, but I've got legs of steel.

Gunther's killphrase is "Lapoopin Machine"

Not advisable for a tourist to eat the things coming out the canals at night.

Stick with the fork. Fork with the fork. Just in case, we'll feast.

If there is no food, it would be necessary to make it.

-- Voltaire

Dead? You deaf? I said I want homeboy FED.

"Better to dine in hell, than starve in heaven."

-- Paradise Lost, John Milton

I NOW HAVE FULL ACCESS TO YOUR TASTEBUDS

"The belt is getting to the point where it can't contain our gut."

maybe you should try getting an insuline shot

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE HEARTBURN ALRIGHT.

my gunt is augmented

Let's try some word association. First word: ambrosia.

Just fixed Gunther's heart, in fact. A sticky artery. So far I feel more like a dietician than a doctor.

HAHA FAT PEOPLE SO FUNNY

Kek

My cholesterol is augmented

You have nothing! Even if Everett succeeds, you can't synthesizee enough ozempic to stop the obesity pandemic. You need diet and exercise routines! And don't think Page Industries is going to let you stick to one, not after you ruined the one in Hong Kong.

when our pancreas fails us, we really do live in a world of terror

Ohhhh, you faaaaat!

You were just an appetizer, Denton, an appetizer for me!

Take your best shot fatlander woman

Bitch, my liver's not going to fail!

Its just a Good. Solid. Tank.

I have been re-weighted for zis mission

When I mentioned that we could allow him to go for a twelfth serving, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

I'll send you back to the people... in a doggy bag

They let you cater food to people?

Majestic 7 Guard: *burps*

I SPILLED MY BURGER

Two words. New York pizza.

You fatsos may have gotten angioplasty to re-open your veins, but I've got arteries of non stick steel.

Don't tell me you're going to use onions sauce for deep fried meals.

Majestic 12-course dinner