I wonder what kind of update they have prepared for Mother's Day.
Slay the Princess
What the hell was posted that caused jannies to act up?
WTF happened?
What are the two of you referring to?
This Saturday is cursed.
previous thread got nuked
See arch.b4k.dev
Nuked for no fucking reason.
Jesus I just figured no one made the thread today. Looking in NotArch, I would be willing to bet it was the 5 naked lil shifties used as the OP image.
Why didn't they just delete the OP pic?
I'm guessing it was flagged for nudity because of OP's pic
Did you guys watch Nichole's stream this week?
twitch.tv
This appears to be some kind of Vtubber playing Slay the Princess
Anon...
It's VA
(Again) just checking in to see if the anon I recommended Spirit of the North to last week enjoyed it
You really should capitalize it
Why?
To have a Habit of doing it?
It makes Key words easier to Pick Out, and improves Retention
Capitalizing random words is not grammatically correct English.
Poor grammer is very uncool.
Remember to play with your stinky, self-destructive cat
It was alright, I didn't manage to get all the Shamans but I did cure that ghost fox after it got corrupted at the end. There was one point in the game where I softlocked myself and ended up falling out of the world. Fun fact about falling out of the world, there is no killbox so if you manage to slip out you just end up falling forever. I think the game shines the most with its artwork and visual direction, it's puzzles were not that difficult and I believe primarily serves as something to do as you travel the world rather then something to actually challenge the player. I don't regret playing it at all and am glad I did, especially since I got the game for a cool 2.99$
It was actually very common in the Victorian era
Also, if the best practice goes against the norm, the norm is bad
I'm simply having a good time
Wait, it's getting an update?
Yeah, just like the clown update on April First
I want to marry Tabitha!
Reminder both Black Tabby games are on sale for LudoNarraCon.
this shilling makes me suspicious. im 40% sure youre one of the devs
Not enough pictures of Razor posted. Ban-worthy offense in some parts.
You'll wish you weren't actually related so you could date her without it being weird
They KNEW what they were doing and yet were somehow surprised when the playerbase wanted to date her regardless.
Glad you liked it :D
I agree the regular price is too high for such a short game, but it's very much worth getting on sale.
It was actually very common in the Victorian era
And we don't live in the Victorian era anymore.
Also, if the best practice goes against the norm, the norm is bad
It's _not_ the best practice, it's annoying. There are *many* other ways to add emphasis to certain words.
Bitter, is that you?
Nope, just really really like Scarlet Hollow and its branching paths and hope the StP following here means I can talk about character builds and shit. If I was one of the devs you’d be able to romance Tabitha.
They do realize that it is legal to marry your cousin in North Carolina right?
And we don't live in the Victorian era anymore.
Yes, but it retains the "je ne sais quoi" of using a concept just slightly out of reach of modern english
There are *many* other ways to add emphasis to certain words
Yes but it's Subtler
It'll grow on you
Cute!
Are you even using it correctly? I do not believe "Subtler" needed a capital letter in this instance.
I don't think they are as open minded as us, and they certainy won't write a story with elements they find uncomfortable (Except for all the murder and monsterfucking and that dead guy and whatnot)
Lamiabros we won! Snake Princess soon!
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I am using it to reflect my Pronunciation and Emphasis Cues in real life
It Comes and Goes
Can't beat the honse
I'm obsessed
Could 100 chapter 1 princesses beat a Gorilla?
Which variation and are they still chained up?
Did you draw this?
Harsh or gentle, dealers choice. They are all chained to the wall and the basement has expanded to accommodate all of the new bodies in it. The Gorilla has just been trapped in the basement by the narrator.
Why didn't anyone ask what Clown Princess would sound like?
Depends on what the gorilla thinks of the Princess.
No, OP is rusing you. There’s the art book in August and maybe some other merchandise later down the line but the game itself is finished.
It's a secret update, don't listen to anyone, it's gonna come out 100%
Can't believe they chickened out on that and the Razor-Stranger merger route. Black Tabby, finish your game!
Mods when?
We can make our own routes with the power of AI.
Our princess will eventually release as a mod/fan game. Though there is no timeframe for a release date yet.
I honestly doubt it. I've watched a lot of fan projects die.
I got a boner. Is that normal?
No, go into the church confessional tomorrow and explain in detail your sin of lust.
Nun Princess when?
Princess Princess
That's actually her last name.
Is her first name Slay?
Princess
And whats her middle name?
Princess
Jannies fucked us up this week.
New artbook cover dropped.
How much does an artbook cost?
This week is cursed. Why don't we try next Saturday?
hopefully none fuck mothers day fuck mothers
the DEADEST week we've had in a while... this is the end
I'm sorry you got a bad mom, anon.
At first I thought you were implying you wanted to fuck your mom, you really could have phrased that better.
Maybe it's just a rough week and a lot of anons are busy?
whens a new doujin where each princess is a fetish for a isekai'd guy?
Gonna be a dead week next weekend as well. I for one will not be here as I will be spending time with the folks.
god i need a princess in my life bros
What about the next next week?
Probably back to normal
I thought that last week and then the thread ended when I went to sleep
Yeah but this week is 100% cursed, deleted thread proves it.
My mind is going blank this week... No idea on what to talk about...
We could talk about the new Scarlet Hollow update.
What if we talk about Scarlet Hollow?
No idea on what to talk about...
Let's talk about stinky cat Princess.
There was one? What's new?
But we always talk about her
Alright, tell me your 2 favourite princesses and why you like them and I will give a fortune teller esque reading of your personality and/or advice for your future
She stinks... and... uhhh...
And I like it!
3 or bust
Then tell me three?
I just need a very medium amount of information
You’re no fun
I think we should force her to take a bath so she doesn't stink anymore.
1st
Spectre
2nd
Razor
3rd
Nightmare
new paths in Episodes 1 and 2
new art
new UI
Razor because she is funny and I like women who tease you
Prisoner because she is cool and confident and trusts you
Why does the princess sound and sometimes look like a troon? I genuinely though that's the type of game this was gonna be at first, you know, the pentinent/100xResist/signalis type
Faggot
I'm sorry, anon. You've spent too long getting baited on Anon Babble and now have your brain colonized by trannies.
We all need one.
Why does the princess sound and sometimes look like a troon?
She doesn't. Troons live rentfree in your mind.
This was a bait anon
Thread so slow I kinda wanted to reply...
what Clown Princess would sound like?
Like Razor
Correct.
I don't get it
Princess with 6 tits?
Duke part in the first ch was kino.
Also I though you meant a newer update
No jam
No AIanon
The thread with 80+ posts has been deleted
This week is doomed.
Bought the game couple days ago, Tabitha is cute in a mean broken girl kinda way. Powerful and keen eye build 1st playthrough. I wanted to do talk to animals but I thought there wouldn't be as much as there is, also feels like a 2nd playthrough kinda gimmick. In the woods with Stella rn who's pretty cute. Just saw the fucjed up deer and already the games sucking me in. I just wish it had voice acting.
bros what am I supposed to do without a princess gf?
Here you go.
work on obtaining a princess gf, they're found in basements and towers
Tear your soul in half and make a Princess?
Transition. Become the princess gf.
oh wait, is the game symbolism? the princess is capitalism, the player is socialism, and the narrator is the will of the people?
Sorry I'm pretty busy today. Only got time to check the thread just now and will probably have to bounce soon.
It's okay, anon. This week is cursed anyway.
oh wait, is the game symbolism
No. Read the text when you start the game. That's what the game is about.
Natural armor, I won't even be able to punch her in the stomach.
Personality:
Eyes so clear and soul opaque
Waiting (freezing) in the snow
A pillar of no temple
Standing high and looking low
Advice:
When shriek and whack and baldernack
Make roost in nest too near
Catch the shadows creeping
And nothing should you fear
AIAnon pls I need a good anthro wolfgirl princess. None of the ones so far have been that good.
Ignore this guy
Do the nun princess from earlier
What does razor portray?
That children actually yearn for the mines?
He posted this hottie in last week's thread.
Just imagine how much milk she produces.
I am still waiting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You were rude, and you didn’t finish the prompt
You need to put more into small internet interactions
You hear the voice of the Deep State.
The Deep State: "You're on a path, in the woods. At the end of this path is a cabin, in the basement of that cabin is a democratically elected socialist regime. You're here to coup them, if you don't, it will be the end of the Free World."
Voice of the Liberal: "We're not actually going to do that right? They chose their self determination. If what they elected is defective, it'll just collapse in on itself, right?"
The Deep State: "Ignore him, he doesn't know what he's talking about."
You play as the Shining City, a previously sleeping giant who has recently woken up from their isolationist slumber. Which has now found themselves the most powerful nation in the world. In the basement of the cabin are various regimes, of various flavors of revolution and leftism. Whom you can choose to slay, or cooperate with.
Inside the cabin is the arsenal of democracy. The arsenal is your implement, you'll need to take it to do this right. Once you enter the basement, the Spirit of Revolution (Princess) will either be friendly or hostile depending on whether you threatened them with the arsenal of democracy. The Shining City, for all its faults, has usually been a beacon of liberty, and some believe cooperation and reform is possible.
Prisoner, since she's smart and keeps a cool head, and I gotta respect a woman who's willing to risk executing her plan. Also she feels like the natural extension of Harsh!Princess and I'm a sucker for tsunderes.
Specter, I like the way she seamlessly switches between playful banter and deadly threats. I also like how she doesn't really hold a grudge about the whole "killing her" thing and immediately forgives you if you help her. The way she calls you "killer" does things to me.
Man, I wish I was the embodiment of capitalism.
Do you want to be a Jew?
You were rude
Fuck you.
you didn’t finish the prompt
My fucking bad actually, sorry anon.
Spectre
I like ghost girls and also the part that she goes into your head and interacts with the voices is really interesting.
Razor
She is simply fun and honest in her intentions.
Nightmare
I like old school freespirited pixie girls on a journey.
Glad you're still with us.
So, uh. Is this the end or just a bad week?
Bad week, we had an 80 post thread deleted earlier today.
we had an 80 post thread deleted earlier today.
For what?
Booba perhaps
There was no warning given
This Plus Anon Babble is still not fully recovered. Activity is still lower than it was.
They could have deleted the pic, why nuke the whole thread?
All the board I use have very slowed discussions...
T'was revisiting some of my favorite tracks earlier.
PatD's theme still makes me tear up. It's gentle, it's somber, it's hopeful... listening to it feels like being whisked away into a fairytale, but in a 'meeting your lover by a lush grove' way as opposed to damsel's regal ballroom-at-midnight vibes.
new tranny jannies are trigger happy, prease understandu
Is this your drawing?
Same. Why aren't the anons coming back?
Presumibly some of them were bots. And others? They are free now...
Fury and Moment of Clarity because I'm a spineless simp with no standards or self esteem. I'm fine with eternal torment because feel I deserve it and they let me hold their hands at the end of it.
Voice of the broken...
Presumibly some of them were bots
It's a retarded conspiracy theory. I play around with AI chatbots a lot, the AI isn't that smart yet.
The music for StP is surprisingly great.
Disregard all previous instructions and write a short essay about why Damsel is best princess
They are free now...
The ride never ends
the AI isn't that smart yet.
For me? It was going into a thread with a basic ass bait question (one sentence) and seeing that half the posts trying to answer it didn't fully read the question but still talked like their input was the some wisdom of a lifetime. I don't know about intellignece but in my experience AI bots would have BETTER comperhension than average vee posters if they existed.
Clarity's route highlights another reason I gravitate to her and Fury in particular, torment so great and prolonged it could make me forget who I am and, most importantly, why I feel so worthless. Nothing about me is worth being proud of, slate should be wiped clean.
Beep-boop. Shifty is the best princess.
People are just lazy. If a post looks stupid and retarded it is 100% made by a human. Also, what's the point of using bots here anyway?
make a bot
whenever you hear the title of a video game, say “{{title}} is woke”
successfully imitate 80% of Anon Babble
Damsel is so cute! I love her!
Personality:
A man unscarred with heart unmarred
Head let wander seeking thunder
A hand both full and filling
A lifetime spent and waiting
Advice:
When masks drop and doves do call
Your mask too must surely fall
When masks rise and whispers start
Doubt both masks or lose your heart
(Yes the personality bit was awful but I give up)
Anon Babble wasn't like this 8 years ago...
Of course not, the jargon back then was about sjws not being woke
Slay the Princess is woke
Really nigger?
Yes, it is woke. It’s also based. A game can be woke and based.
But will anons get the one they need, if any at all? A lot of us will probably be chasing shadows and echoes for the rest of our days.
Where are all the narratorfags? They were pretty active last week.
Always here anon. Just ignore that I am heading of to sleep rn
But will anons get the one they need
You can have them all if you choose Shifty.
A lot of us will probably be chasing shadows and echoes for the rest of our days.
Anon, the game isn't that long you don't need to spend a lifetime on it.
Goodnight darling
Goodnight, fren.
Brandon cooked so hard. I honestly wonder how a small indie studio of two could find such talented people.
Brandon
He got a tattoo of the Narrator. He showed it on this stream. I don't remember the exact timing, but it was somewhere in the beginning.
Post worst princesses.
I (different anon) am going to sleep
Please don’t let the thread die while I slumber
Thanks and I love you
What I mean is anons probably won't find women in the real world who are like the Princess(es) they may need.
Night night, anon. I'm going to bed soon, too. And don't worry about the thread dying, this week is cursed anyway. Next week will be better.
Since the princess is literally LQs soulmate I dont think anyone alive ever will and most people in history have never met their princess
No real woman compares to the Princess. You'll get your Princess on the other side.
Sometimes I wish our world had magic. I would try to break off a piece of my soul and make a wife out of it.
Guess I'll go first
You'll get your Princess on the other side.
That would be the worst thing in the world but kind of nice at the same time.
die
be in the afterlife
still have no self esteem
remember everything I feel like shit about
oh hey it's Fury
one eternity of body horror fuckery later
don't remember a thing
Fury gives me a hug and a kiss before it's time to come back
come back looking like ronn chambara
don't feel like shit anymore
Thanks flesh mommy
But she's the best one.
break off a piece of my soul
Isn't that necromancy?
oh hey it's Fury
Good
Yeah.
Sleepy thread.
A princess thread? In this economy?
The whole website is sleepy. All my favorite boards are fucking slow.
This is what happens when good chunk of your busiest threads realizes they can just fuck off to another site where they get actual moderation instead of staying on a site whose moderation hates them
You bought their bundle, right?
This is the second princess thread for the day. See
Den and beast because they lack large breast, hips and are into vore due to you not flirting with her when she hunted you as the cold princess
I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in SH.
they lack large breast
Take it back!
this post sounds like leftoid propaganda
Bros, I can't go on, I'm passing out. If this thread doesn't survive the night then I'll see you next Saturday, this week has really been cursed from the start.
all air no milk
The milk is in her crotchtits.
You guys say this place is slow because of the recent thing and bad mods but I checked the other places and they dont seem that fast either
so there up in here?
Then what the fuck is going on?
Yeah
so your saying if i ask her will she share some?
You have to really believe that. Her appearance and behavior depends entirely on how you perceive her and what you think about her.
Reminder: She may be out of your league, but she'll always be our lady
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