You didn't beat ze game if it was against AI

single player is like an obstacle course

noooo you can't run an 8 minute mile on your own it has to be a race

That's great but I'm still not playing compslop

Multiplayer is just like real life: 95 % losers, 5 % winners, no second tries or restarts
Singleslop is like playing chess against yourself, you will probably win, but gain nothing

And you will be happy

you are retarded
multiplayer by definition is 50/50 if it's symmetrical
single player as you describe it is a 100% win rate, which it isn't because there are fail states, iron man mode, speed runs, challenge runs, etc
dumb retard

just do whatever you find the most fun simple as

Challenge runs only prove how easy games are if you have infinite restarts and innate knowledge of every boss/enemy, youtube is full of people beating supposedly hard games blindfolded or on lvl 1 or with shittiest weapon

see

I don't play bullet hell slop, but it's probably another memory game where you have to memorize everything that flies towards you

I accept your concession

Multiplayer gamers are genuinely subhuman. I watched a video where some slack jawed wigger babbled about "bruh there ain't no ladder to climb, no purpose bruh." or something to that effect. To be extrinsically motivated to be mega goy brained.

other p-people?

I only play forced 50/50 matchmaking slop.

lol retard

multiplayer games are 99% shit, ranked modes do not work with team games which most games are. Unless you are playing fighting or RTS its not worth it.

game has leaderboards/high scores so you have an incentive to replay and perform better

This shit was solved decades ago.

I always found it annoying how competitive people disrespect your personal boundaries and say that you need to earn respect.

It's fun

...with friends

Overcoming imposed challenges is more engaging than endless multiplayer. I could never play TF2 or assfaggots or WoW or whatever other SaaS multiplayer games there are for 10+ years. Give me an enjoyable singleplayer game, doesn't need to be story-heavy or cinematic. Play that for 60 hours, 100% it (probably a few hundred hours if it's an RPG of some sort), you've achieved everything, move onto the next game.

If your game requires other people to exist for it to be playable, you might as well play actual sports or chess, something with merit. Sitting in your stained underwear playing Overwatch for 16 hours straight everyday is junkie behavior.

Engagement Optimized Matchmaking

Skill Based Matchmaking

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your "human" opponent totally isn't moderated by a machine algorithm
The only games that isn't dead or infested by trannies is the fotm MOBA slop
Also how does it feel playing the same mapstage thousands of times over to the point where you've memorized it by muscle?
Good job being the "content" of the game though, you are the AI opponent they didn't bother to develop

Weird thing is that fighting game players usually whine and blame external factors the most when they lose

Randomizers are better for replayability than scoring.

Truth

you didnt have to type al that shit out to let everyone know you're a friendless loser

consuming randomly generated "content"

it takes a special kind of low IQ to be fooled into thinking remixed slop has value.

Randomizers are procedurally generated based on a variety of parameters. There's underlying logic that makes it a smooth experience.

Yeah yeah, I was ruining the economy by buying avocado toast and now I'm ruining the economy by not buying avocado toast.

Because competing with sweaty trannies online is so much better, right?
For me, it's digital hermitry. I have never enjoyed playing with other people on the internet and I never will again.

How about killing other people online?

Online multiplayer < singleplayer < local multiplayer
You cannot refute this

SP chads are not looking to win a price from playing games though. It's MP trannies that have deluded themselves that their entertainment hobby is a competition. It's so fucking pathetic to thinking you achieved something when winning at a game, holy shit.

Achievement stats paint a different picture.

You didn't beat ze game if it was against AI

You didn't beat ze game if it was enforced 50/50 win/loss

You've never supported your team even once, the matchmaker systematically put you in team of goods players so you recieve your dopamine input

Heh, that's neat.

you compete against the developer.

gamers do be proud they finished something designed to be finished by literal children

I'm not proud when I beat Kirby Superstar, I just feel at ease.

So what you're saying is playing monster hunter with a group of people is more rewarding than defeating a monster by yourself because you're playing single player, despite monsters being easier to beat when you have more players because agro is spread across your team mates and you effectively have 3x more supplies in terms of traps, bombs and other items to help bring down a monster

Now you understand why your thread is retarded and hopefully understand why you should never make it again

same is true in multiplayer

Heh, you're alright mime.

Homer competed against literal children and he won! Who wouldn't be proud?

NOOO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THE PAPER-MACHE VOLCANO META IN BRONZE RANK!

Well, since my penis is of large enough size, I don't feel the need to rely on video games to boost my ego. If it wasn't like that, I'd probably just kill myself, which is what I suggest you to do.

play games that are fun against AI in multiplayer

everybody just plays 2-3 minmaxed builds

Pass.

Every game in multiplayer is unique due to human factor while every boss and enemy in singeplayer just has a list same of scripted attacks and you just gotta learn them

modern multiplayer is just 15 year old's pretending they will become the next hot pro gamer

Every game in multiplayer is unique

only until everyone becomes slaves to the meta.

Your Crypt of the Necrodancer Coda clear, sir?

You battle against the devs in singleplayer games

Any multiplayer gameplay is trash. People are cheap niggers and scum

I actually do things with my friends, sorry that you have the attention span of a rodent and don't actually enjoy doing things unless there's a social aspect to it.

I refute you.
I would have started the order from best to worse and local multiplayer is retarded. What you want is multiplayer with friends.

Considering that most people who pick up single player games never ever finish them, it's a goddamn accomplishment when one does. Especially Souls games.

Not everyone crave a 5 minute match against other players for that short term dopamine.

I got my money out of it though and felt smart enough to beat the AI.

I play mahjong online, that's more than enough multiplayer for me

i play both single player games and online with others

play game

do pretty much everything in the first playthrough

never touch it again or buy dlcs

doesn't replay games

grim

The most difficult games are actually single player, but even just a simple story campaign is too much for the average brain fried weed addicted zoomer.
Online multiplayer is designed for you win ~50% of the time even if you suck. It's also designed to give you a quick hit of dopamine. People who mostly play multiplayer probably lack the attention span to complete a single player story game.

Except how many people finish the game?

Shit, should have made the text bigger

it is impossible to beat super mario bros

But you would beat the game if it was PRO A.I.?

captcha: GPTV0

why are they staring at his groin in the second image

To make it clear they suck

The Ai is a tougher opponent than your average zoomer.

I had more fun playing with bots than playing with real players.

They added a pve battleground for you.