Indian supergame: Unleash the Avatar

Do I buy it with unredeemed Google gift cards?

Saars Souls

could make their own god of war, wukon, ashura wrath mythology inspired souls slop

instead youre just a fucking pajeet fighting in india garbage streets

is this a fucking meme, why are they parodying themselves

Name 5.

Is this the RRR game adaptation? I hope it has terrible fucking British voice acting like in the movie.

God of Saar

Why'd they pick this setting?? They could've made an actual cool game about ancient pajeet myth where you battle things with style and then do a little Bollywood dance at the end, it would've been pure ludo. But no it has to be rollslop in a slum.

at this point the way Anon Babble performatively "hates" indians feels the same as how you'd go on reddit and see nothing but jokes like "i hate... THE FRENCH! lol lmao, y'know who's bad? the french! i hate them!" to try and pass it off as dark humor

there it is, the average poojeet with his desillusion of grandeur.
please know yor place shitmancer.

final boss is a train

Isn't Hinduism literally Dragonball with blue guys and elephant gods? Why did they pick the most boring fucking setting possible.

did they rip the animations from some other game?
it looks familiar, like they just straight up copied nioh or wo long

Bloodyborne

Why'd they pick this setting?? They could've made an actual cool game about ancient pajeet myth where you battle things with style and then do a little Bollywood dance at the end, it would've been pure ludo. But no it has to be rollslop in a slum.

could´ve

could´ve if they werent indians

Why do you guys hate Indians so much now?

yeah it does have that asset flip vibe, kind of funny how they self-claim it as AAA

They are a disgusting plague
More people are exposed to them then ever

they're not contained in their countries

Good for you finally made a game with stock UE5 assets 40 years later than the rest of the developed world.

looks like a person with a down syndrome got inspired by a wukong souls and decided to become a vidya dev.

they have awful third-world taste, so you can't have a normal conversation with them
just look at the video, pajeets unironically thinks that looks promising, despite hundreds of asset-flip garbage like that gets dumped on Steam everyday

no way

Youtube auto play started playing a Kitboga video after i finished watching this shit, not even joking.

there was that other indian game set in the hindu mythos i think. to answer your question i find the only possible explanation being that this specific game will be their own yakuza, only with the same boring bollywood plot of "hot guy saves hot girl from goons"

eating floor

It's over for woke west

No. Indians are weird, smelly, and disgusting. India itself is a cesspit. Fuck off.

Nobody cares about those myths, nobody would read loredrops. Mystic current India is a way better idea

literally ruined Fallout thread

"Anon Babble hating it is an unfunny racism meme!"

sure pajeet

Ganges river level when?

you can't have a normal conversation with them

you're having a conversation with them on Anon Babble everyday

Holy kino sirs

Just imagine this game doing a full sekiro/bloodborne halfway and switching from indian slums to mythological elephant god asura's wrath shiva shonen bullshit, it could be glorious

Literally no trash on the ground at all

Unrealistic

This game feels like an AI fever dream.

What game should we make?

I dunno some high budget unreal engine game taking place in Pooland

tfw subjugating a giant Bengal monitor lizard with your bros

Untrue, Asura's Wrath has a lot of Hindu shit in it and people loved it, besides wouldn't this be a great opportunity to show the broader world some of the weird and fascinating stuff that can be found in ancient indian myth?

Sar your indian myth game
youtube.com/watch?v=XXyf-kOaDK0

I like the part where his fingers clips into his brain

t. Sukhdeep

lol anon

Nobody fucking played Asura's Wrath. Nobody loved it. Certainly nobody loved it specifically because of the Hindu shit.

what's with the weird waddle after he's done doing the funny hair

But they aren't going to do that.
It will be a bollywood movie wearing the skin of a dark souls game, trying to be Elden Singh and random hatred of the British injected in.
Plus there won't be anything you would actually expect to see; garbage everywhere; literal garbage mountain; rape; kids being groomed; people shitting in the street; food being eaten off the concrete; smog from pollution.
There won't be any of that.

why doesn't pajeetjank have the same charm and appeal as the slavjank

it's likely just cobbled together premade assets.

Same reason why people hate troons now even though 15 years ago most of Anon Babble (myself included) had a "just let people do what they want :)" attitude towards them.
They broke out of their containment, spread all over, and people realized just how awful they are.
And with indians in particular, not only did a lot of them move to real countries, but the internet became absolutely infested with them in the last ten years, to the point where the are a very large chunk of the "english speaking" internet.

kino...

wo wow wow
mind bowling

Guys how do you kill the final boss? Everytime I start the fight it enters me into a QTE before a train hits me. Is it bugged?

smog from pollution.

That's just Unreal 5 engine staple feature

Nobody would hate indians if you stayed in your own damn country and had the internet cut off from the rest of the world.

fuckin kek

Anon Babble

normal conversation

Imagine unironically thinking this

They smell, they're disgusting, they're retarded and most of all they're annoying as shit. At my last workplace I would get literal HELLO SAAR THIS IS JOHN FROM WINDOWS YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS calls every other week. Fuck those niggers.

waa why do these wacists hate us poo people ;(

constantly pulls "I am a victim of racism" card on a site where everyone from every nationality gets dunked

gee I wonder why

How does your inner monologue allow you to hate indians? I've tried getting on the bandwagon but my conscience simply won't allow !!
People who propelled medicine , surgery, infrastructure, innovation into the space hate cannot be the victims of such vile hate.

The proof is that ever since India started taking over lots of outsourcing jobs, the quality and performance of games nosedived through the planet.

The hindu nationalists are too scary to duck with might want to stay away from there gods. Someone did valentine's day in india it fell in the same day as there gods birthday and people india went nuts and started burning shit down

a lowly dhalit, playing as a bhramin

I command thee REDEEM

Screenshot from an Indian game

there's trash in the background

I dont really care I dont hate them or love them. I met indians some are good people but some are just who are bad. I think its pyops Indians or someone is doing this like how black people have been caught trying ropes that look like nooses and jews have been caught making anti semetic posts or drawing swastikas on walls

Wtf is this real? Wtf

Saar please do the needful

So why the fuck is this soulslike action game set in some shit and garbage-covered modern day slum instead of some cool indian myth of ancient times?

I think it was Buddhist or chinese gods they look similar to indian gods with multiple arms and shit

Can't wait for the train dodging sequence

This type of bait never ceases to rake replies in, have one from me good saar

They sure love that silly-looking mace

dalitCHAD mogging brahminCVCK in style
pure KINO

Living in Japan made me hate them. Never seen one of those irl before.

zanzijeet...redeem me...

old Buddhism has some overlap with Hinduism, kind of like Judaism and Christianity, I'd say Asura's wrath is more of a Buddhist game than Hinduism, but Asura is both Buddhist and Hinduist God

Main character enters temple with crushed baby skulls from the last rave

You see a crack addled bum squatting near a pilo of poo

He inflicts Poison with swipe attack

SAARZIBART, together once again

Saarkiro: Saars Poo Twice

lel

First thing the protagonist does is assault some woman from behind who is standing in the street minding her own business

LMAO ULTRA REALISTIC INDIAN SUPERGAME

rolls on poop, HP recovered

Help food stands sub quests

Dancing mini game

Harass female tourist (love interest). Then you rape her.

Cameo appearance of that indian tech youtuber

Secret level shitting street

Final boss Toilet

fpbp

protagonists prays to the blue t-shirt guy from the blue rapist stairway and turns blue

unironically looks good

golden age of gaming is coming

Rajeesh, you have to realize that it isn't just Anon Babble. It is the entire world who make fun of your shit filled country.

Why are Indians so good at technology?
I work as a programmer in a large transnational company, and I shit you not, Indians solve most of the difficult problems that the team faces. And when you look for solutions in Youtube, guess what, an Indian has already solved your problem. It can be the most obscure, difficult Rust problem you have ever faced, an Indian has already talked about it in Youtube.
I know there is a lot of hate going on against Indians, but since I interact with them every week, I can say they are very intelligent.

Interesting insight, Pravshit, thank you
The Indian company that swindled my bosses (literally the first and only company they got a quote from, btw) into being our dedicated camera manufacturer are all fucking retards who can't make a half functional camera nor can they do anything when asked besides "ask NVIDIA sir"

I worked as a programmer for a multinational once. My company, in their infinite wisdom, decided they were going to outsource all the development work to India and I would become a "liaison" instead of a developer. I was shocked by the lack of knowledge they had. I was supposed to be doing thing like gathering requirements, taking care of QA, etc., but what I mostly did was teach Indians how to solve basic programming problems. It's not even like I could say "Just look at this wikipedia page for a technique on how to solve that issue." They'd just come back with "We don't understand, sirs. Please explain it to us." and I have to write a very dumbed down explanation for things they should already know as professional software developers and even if they didn't they sure as shit should have been able to find the solution for themselves. These were not difficult problems to solve.

the whole game takes place in blighttown

kekaroo

Indians love shit like this over mythology, they'd rather have a someone accurate representation of them that's more exaggerated like a Bollywood movie than some respectful mythology thing

I can play the role of ma'am

Turning Google Play cards into strength

To aid you in your search for the Elden Visa

never had a proper thread about Wukong on Anon Babble because CHINA BAD!

will never have a proper thread about Unleash the Avatar because poo in the loo

at least shitposting about jeets is fun i guess

What sort of "proper thread" can you have about generic third person action adventure game?

DMC V gets lots of these threads despite being worse game, so what gives?

Nobody actually hates the french
They invented blowjobs and cigarettes

They don't like people mentioning it but they don't really have much ancient culture or mythology.
They are essentially just the power rangers that they pray to.

The last straw for me was learning that they believe that screwing over your fellow men, colleagues and friends is seen as a sign of superiority and manliness in India

running at nice cinematic sub 30 fps framerate

unreal engine logo

ps3 tier models

Yep, it's from India alright.

Poos add microtransactions to their shitty single player "games" via cards.

But then realize the players will have to redeem the codes.

There's not much to talk about Black Myth Wukong gameplay wise tho.

I WANT TO SUMMON THE POO GENIE IN THIS GAME, WHERE IS THE FUCKING POO GENIE

when he goes blue

I genuinely like slums and ghettos as a setting especially when a lot of crazy shit is happening like at the end of GTA:SA. What you're talking about is a generic fantasy game set in a generic forest. No one cares about that.

too niche, nobody remembers bro

generic fantasy game set in a generic forest.

infinitely better than your shitty slums, poojeet