Biggest piece of dogshit ever. Genuinely concerning that there are so many low IQ mongrels out there who think this is a good game.
Biggest piece of dogshit ever...
Biggest piece of dogshit ever. Genuinely concerning that there are so many low IQ mongrels out there who think this is a good picture
as an RPG is terrible
as an action game its boring
as an adventure game its ok
as a porn game its ambitious
Honestly it's only praised by people who haven't played many games/RPGs or only play the most mainstream games. It's less of a low IQ thing and more of an ignorance thing. They just don't know any better. Plato's cave meme.
I would agree if you're only talking about vanilla Skyrim, but as a modding platform it's unsurpassed. It's basically an RPG Maker unto itself at this point.
I used to be an adventurer and then my knee got shot with arrows
k
it's a completely fine and serviceable video game but that's all it is. it's not as special as it was meant to be, same as every other game in the series. when the writings in the books meant as visual decor and shelf clutter in your games describe an infinitely more grand and interesting universe than what is presented in the games it's definitely a problem
Put mods in it dumbass you're not supposed to eat without seasoning
Name 50 better RPGs
Have you played it in VR with the FUS mod?
when the writings in the books meant as visual decor and shelf clutter in your games describe an infinitely more grand and interesting universe than what is presented in the games it's definitely a problem
I've often thought this but to be fair no game really gives you the kind of adventures written about in those books.
OP here I posted the wrong image here's the right one
based and correct
It's a known fact that you have to be white to appreciate Skyrim. Sorry you failed the genetic lottery.
The majority of those books were written for the previous games. I won't give Skyrim credit for inheriting them.
Oblivion is even worse with worse dialogue and trash scaling and leveling
Anon Babble will say it's bait, but Anon Babble is filled with normies who think they're not normies because they like saying the word nigger and that somehow means their taste in games is better than reddit (go figure).
But I agree. I have tried this game, like, 5 times. Steam says I have 100 hours in it. I just couldn't believe my own feelings because I was overwhelmed by other people's opinions online. Like, maybe there's something wrong with me, maybe I just don't get it. So I started over and over again and quit every single time because it's fucking BORING, everything there is BAD, retarded copypasted dungeons, atrocious balance, non-existent RPG (it's a very bad rpg at best), no good characters, no story, lame gameplay, dead world (WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE SAY IT HAS A GOOD LIVING WORLD, IT'S FUCKING DEAD, NOTHING HAPPENS THERE). I tried it with mods. It only got worse, because now it not only had an incompetent game, it had incompetent mods, which all added up to one monstrously incompetent piece of garbage.
The last time I quit the game was because I stumbled upon an Imperial camp while traversing the world. They were hostile and attacked me on sight. One of the NPCs was essential. I couldn't kill him. He followed me and attacked me, and I couldn't clear the camp because of that undead NPC. This game has unkillable hostile NPCs. Holy shit, that's one of the most retarded things I've ever seen in games
For example, RDR2 has a good open world. Skyrim doesn't.
You're so cool, anon. You hate one of the most popular games of all time.
Name 50 better Skyrims
You don't get it, man. It takes a lot of bravery to be negative about popular stuff on the internet. Put some respec on uncs name.
Genuinely concerning that there are so many low IQ mongrels out there who think this is a good game.
But thats the whole idea, retards got told they have an RPG that they can play now. They low mindless busy work and theres a giant map full it for them to spend hundreds of hours in, not even realizing every bit of "roleplaying" is just them filling in the gaps left by Bethesda. Its so fucking casual, dry and shallow that literally ANYONE can play it without so much as thinking beyond following the arrow. Its why the fuckers who love Skyrim are so commited to sucking Bethesdas cock. The truly believe this is the peak of RPGs and are going to go to their grave believing it because since marketing said its an RPG and they like playing it then why should they believe anything a hater might say about the perfect game they love.
I like it, somehow one of those games you just comeback to every 4-5 years. I rarely get pasted level 40 on my playthrough unless if I abuse some exploit though. Just do a little roleplay and compete a quest line or two. Peak comfy is just being a traveling alchemist making potions to sell with ingredients you find off the side of the road.
Now this actually makes sense.
thats cool an all but no game does what it does better aside from oblivion
Morrowind >>> Battlespire >>>> literal dogshit >>>>>> Daggerfall > Skyrim > Oblivion >Arena
I can't really enjoy Oblivion or Skyrim anymore after playing Morrowind. They're just so bad in comparison. And yes I've played Arena and Daggerfall, they're also not as good as Morrowind.
Morrowind, bro.
I don't think it could be possible to be a bigger contrarian than this.
The only thing I remember about Skyrim is the arrow in the knee memes
This is the only right answer. Also throw in all souls games too. Those games are for retards.
Skyrim is my bottom shelf vodka shamefully bought from the liquor store at 10 in the morning game. I barely even mod it and I replay it once every year or two and get lost in it for a couple weeks. Looking back at the dates of old saves I always end up doing this when I'm feeling like total shit.
It has nothing to do with contrarianism, normalfaggot
I know your first """""""""""""RPG"""""""""""" was shitblivion, but people played better games than the normalfaggot slop walking simulators Todd makes
It is a good game though.
It has nothing to do with contrarianism
lol
Godd Howard mindbroke this faggot KEK
I can't tell if you're a Fromtroonsoft fanbaby or Morrowind tranny.
The former most likely. True TES fans find enjoyment in any mainline TES game.
Based and true. I enjoy them all.
morroshitter ,they i've been sething since 2006 andd still going on.They don't even play morrowind anymore ,they just shitpost.
It's telling that OP never posts what he thinks is a high-IQ game.
He knows he'll get humiliated, so he's scared to go the distance.
No shit captain, it's a bait thread. Op doesn't believe it or care. They just do it for attention.
Fromshitwarefags just haven't had a good game come out at all and feel the need to shit on better franchises. Worse than Sonicfags back in the 00s but at least Sonic autists kept to themselves most of the time. I too would feel miserable if I eat nothing but shovelware.
Truth nuke
Nta but see rpg codex top 70 or whatever
This, anons don't like anything popular because they think being anything but a normal fag is a badge of honor
Retard
Buck=
Broken
You don't need to be a fanboy of another random game to recognize Skyrim is shit.
Based. Elden Ring was the worst game of all time.
dae le good game is actually LE DOGSHIT?
dae le popular thing is WORST THING EVER?
What's the point of even communicating with you cretins? What would anyone stand to gain from it?
Oblivion is simply better. Skytrannies have to change their game completely to have one shred of fun in it.
rpg codex top 70
Planescape: Torment
Oh my god. Sorry, I prefer to have fun.
Suck my dick, faggot
OP btfo
The criticisms are well known and have been repeated for years.
You don't like RPGs. It's noticeable that skyrim fans don't even like RPGs, it's hilarious
Go play osu or zoom cringeternal, I bet you love these games inbetween your fortnite sessions, cocksucking shit eating pederast
There is no criticism that will ever exist that could place Elden Ring or Skyrim as the "worst game ever made." To suggest otherwise is an insult to human intelligence.
What does dae mean?
No one made that claim though.
This pays off more than spending time and money on skyrim
You don't even like vidya, and if you do you only play games that aren't for "normalfags" so you can feel superior. What's the fun in that?
morowind does not do it better, the gameplay is fucking garbage
The gameplay is really fun, try getting past level 1.
You don't even like vidya
That's a lie, I love the GTA series, I like a lot of PS1 games, I like a lot of shooters like Doom 2 (and even 3), HL2, Crysis and so on. I like Portal 1 and 2, I played Dota 2 and CS 1.6. The list goes on. I like games.
I just don't like the shit Todd makes, Bethesda are an incompetent bunch of retards and Starfield is a peak of their impotence. They peaked with Fallout 4 (which is not an RPG, not a Fallout game, and a mediocre game overall, but I'll give it a pass, it's the best they've ever made). Skyrim on the other hand is one of their worst games (I genuinely believe that Daggerfall is better even though it's an unfinished buggy mess)
Sigh anon your unfortunately white and based, I seethe
GTA series
Opinion discarded. Every single Bethesda game shits all over what GTA tries to do.
dude its stat based so you have to get past level 1
well what does getting passed level 1 do for the gameplay?
well your hits start landing so instead off missing a bunch, it becomes just a worse version of the skyrim and oblivion where you spam your sword and cast spells, but with jankier animations
You're just a contrarian faggot who has shit taste in games. Probably some attention seeking zoomzoom who considers Fortnite and other cartoon slop masterpieces.
Every single Bethesda game shits all over
How? GTA games have the most detailed open world of ALL games. Sorry man, but when I was playing Driver on the PS1 I thought "damn, imagine what open world games will look like in the future". And then GTA3 happened. The joke about "finding your house in a game" is from that time. It was a childhood dream of mine to have large, detailed, vibrant open-world games with a lot of possibilities. And only GTA games can do that. I'll never understand how you can dislike GTA games when there's nothing better in the genre. And RDR2 has the best open world map
GTA games have the most detailed open world of ALL games.
lmfao.
Yeah, it's really funny how no one could do better, lmfao indeed!
its not high art retard.
you just run around slapping cunts with your shield.
turn your fucking brain off, pour a beer and have fun, jesus.
One of those midwit filter games. Low IQ love the simple looting and killing, high IQs love the opportunities for roleplaying that a good TESlike provides. Midwits are smart enough to see that looting and killing is shit but not smart enough to roleplay with their headcanon
Yes, that's an obvious fact. Name a more detailed one that's not 10 times smaller.
b-b-but I don't need a well made world
Because you're an imaginationlet. I spent hundreds of hours in GTA games just making up my own stories
GTA worlds are just surface level nonsense.
Name a better one
Yes but have you considered [normalfag shaming tactic]?