Are you hyped for PC release in June?
Also, can someone explain why jannies delete SB threads? We have like 10 Clair Obscur at once but SB isnt allowed to be discussed or what
Stellar Blade
No this game wasn't good
E33 being overhyped to hell and back with its 6/10 characters makes me want Stellar Blade even more.
I'm just hyped for the DLC because I already have it on PS5.
Do we have an exact release date? I've only heard it's June apparently.
jannes are literal trannies they hate SB for some reason even though that thespherehunter tranny likes it
is it one of those wife of some dude's threads
Cant wait for the skimpy clothes mods.
Probably because I've never seen one of these threads actually talking about gameplay
Hell I dont even think I've ever seen any gameplay from this game besides ass shots
Not really, because I still can't be sure whether the game is good or it just makes peepee become the big peepee and judging by what I see on Anon Babble, it's the latter. But to make sure I'm not missing out on a good game, I'll get it when it's ~20 bucks or so.
no, we dont even know PC specs
there is also no advertisement at all and despite that devs said they think PC release will outperform snoy release - I wonder if they are retarded
can someone explain why jannies delete SB threads?
The polish schizo spammer, who always shows up in these threads, is probably quite a bit of work to deal with for the mods/jannies. Seeing as Anon Babble is currently running on lower manpower, they probably just don't wanna deal with it.
What didn't you like about it?
Nothing concrete yet. I'm expecting either a delay or a shadow drop.
Don't summon him.
n-no gameplay
There he is! I was wondering when you would show up.
beautiful eyes for a soulless automaton.
There he is! I was wondering when you would show up
Do I know you? Or is this one of those schizo diversion tactics people use to deflect criticism
here is some of my gameplay
its a pretty late into the story bossfight tho, dont open if you dont wanna be spoiled
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The thing with that is the level of effort it takes to record, cut, and convert a video to webm versus having fun in photo mode and pressing one button. YouTube has plenty of gameplay videos, though. Here's someone beating the first boss on hard mode, no damage.
I think another announcement or piece of info is just around the corner. Their last tweets were all talking about the PC version. The last one was a sneak peek at native 4K PC screenshots (pic related), although it's weird that they would choose this shot in particular. It's just some rocks.
It's actually a great game that is poorly judged by people who haven't actually played it.
Despite similar titles, it's funny what complete opposites they are.
Western product is UE5 sub 30fps upscaled cinematic-fest with obligatory combat they feel almost embarrassed about that they somehow simplified and removed aspects from the previous game
Eastern product is UE4 60fps+ and gameplay-focused with a messy story that is just an excuse for hacking and slashing accompanied with a nice ass, extra abilities and an upgrade system. Attempts variety with sliding sections, platforming and shooting segments
the schizo will ignore this and claim "no gameplay" in the next thread as well, every time
It’s literally called stellar blade. Like a stellar erection. And they repeatedly told us that the girl was good looking using advertising. Listen bud if thats not enough to wake your ass up I cant help you. Its just. Almost kinda pointless to even know. It’s a scam, designed to survive a nuclear holocaust. It is the cheapest most bullshit form of warfare. Because you literally have to eat, what if they gave you the food in exchange for money, but made the food shaped like a butthole. Most food is actually shaped after sex. Youll need to think about it a little while. And there will be no reward.
thats not weird at all
the rocks tell us everything we need to know about the textures
Someone really mind broke you with that gameplay question didnt they?
ikr
also my gameplay
fight with demo boss, so bear in mind its like 90% of Eve's kit isnt unlocked and Im not a great player either so I havent used quite a few skills/combos
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God, Hellblade 2 was even worse than the first game. Felt like the final boss of all movie games.
imagine the eye contact rich handjobs
Why do publisher like to shadow drop now? For small publisher, I get it. But big one?
Have you pre-ordered your 2400$ "hyperreal" figurine yet (Tachy is actually 3900$)?
Already played and gooned to it. I'm good.
No, Eve has no ass in it
I've seen some figurine where Eve is doing jack-o pose, I wonder if its real
How many hours of goon do you get from it? Is it worth the price?
if I had a gf, I'd like her to watch me hot glue ridiculously expensive figures, especially if they're hers.
It saves you tons of marketing budget and instead of building up hype over months that will eventually get disappointed once the product actually releases, you can just dump it and be like "Here it is, check it out.". It worked really well for the Oblivion Remaster. A lot of people would have probably been way more critical of all the performance issues and bugs if they instead hyped up the release for several months.
But it doesn't work every time.
nta but around 50-60hr for first playthrough if you wanna complete everything
Neither was E33.
no ass
This was already somewhat addressed (pic related). If you want even bigger, you should go with the jack-o pose one, which looks comical lol.
My first playthrough was like 65 hours, but I ran around looking for loot, did all side quests, and really only used a guide for collecting all the cans, fish locations, and those ridiculous selfie quests.
3900
Holy fuck does it come to life and suck you off something?
The people that buy these are mentally retarded.
its still too small imo, doesnt really represent her in-game assets
They don't even look accurate
Post the in-game "assets" please. No one did it yet in this thread.
Here, maybe this will be enough ass for you, lol.
also this
Eve has completely different face
Whether or not it's retarded is dependent on their income, in my opinion. I wouldn't buy one making $50k/yr in my current position, but I probably would if I made double or more.
It's a mockup and far from final, from what I've gathered. They release in Q3 2026.
They can keep it, I don't care for JND and their gimmicky shit. If another company releases a regular scale for a normal price, I could be interested.
I heard that the devs confirmed there won't be a Stellar Blade 2 with Eve again. True?
nyo
if anything, they talked about sequel sometime ago
also, story isnt ended, sequel is a must
I can't wait for the pc release, bros. im excited for both the game and and for steam charts to cause mass troon suicides
post achievements and playtime.
lol
I already played it on ps5 and it did not live up to my expectations.
Maybe I'll pirate it on pc for the nude mods but that's about it really.
Is it really that bad? Legit question. I'm interested because Eve is pretty and know nothing else.
The only thing I remember reading is:
He (Kim Hyung Tae) further expressed that when it came to the subject of her sexual appeal and using her sexuality as a weapon, Eve was unaware of "those charms that she possesses, so she's not that kind of character", though stated that may change with later installments.
Are you hyped for PC release in June?
Yes.
why jannies delete SB threads?
It's either shitty ragebait about censorship or the wife guy.
It wasn't really "bad", but it wasn't great either. It's a more story-drive game instead of an action-driven one like your typical souls games and the likes.
That doesn't have to be bad per se, but I didn't really find the story all that great either.
A lot of time is also spent just running around in the overworld going from A to B, again not really what I was hoping for.
I copied some screenshots from my ps5 just now
Also noticed that I have 3k+ of them, lmao
no, we dont even know PC specs
Indeed, but ShiftUp said they wanted to get it running good on Deck- so that gives a little idea of things.
Is it true you get a lot of "skin" from just playing? I care mostly about lewd and horny one tho. No paywalled like those mobile "games"?
Maciejbros...
Depends, is there denuvo?
all skins are from just playing, except 3 or 4 skins from Nier Automata dlc
there is like ~40 original skins and around 100 if we count recolors
Naruhodo, So my potato can play it and I don't need $3000++ gpu tp play.
Every costume except for the NieR ones can be unlocked within the game, there's like 90 including color variants.
NTA but it really depends on what you're looking for. Are you looking for a game like Nier with an arguably pseudo-intellectual story with surface-level gameplay that you can simply mash through? Then you will probably be disappointed. The story in this is much more straightforward, and the gameplay requires you to actually engage with the combat mechanics. You also shouldn't expect a soulslike because this game doesn't really fit into that category. "Character action game" is probably what people would call this although that doesn't really tell you all that much. It has a bit of Sekiro influence with the parrying but there isn't really one single game you can compare it to.
no mention of it on steam page for now
HOLY SHIT. There should be a random skin change per minutes or cutscene lol
The story in this is much more straightforward
story was straightforward but lore is pretty great I think, I enjoyed it a lot
Thank you for sharing fren.
Yes. Again, they are targeting Steam Deck. It's also UE4, not UE5 and the official NVIDIA trailer shows exceptionally high frame rates on 4K, even natively without DLSS: youtube.com
Although they probably used a 4090 or 5090 for this. But you can still get an idea of how demanding this is gonna be compared to other current-gen titles.
I've tried the demo on PS5, while it was fun and Eve pretty, I don't think it brings anything fresh or new to the genre. Will probably pirate it on PC.
I think a mixture between Nier Automata and Sekiro sets a pretty decent expectation for what this game is. Definitely takes notes from Nier for the world design, lore and overall vibe. Gameplay leans a little more towards Sekiro and has similar checkpoints, albeit much less punishing and has more of the classic action game abilities.
She's so pretty...
I didn't really expect soulike though. In fact I'm getting bored from those games. Yeah maybe more like Nier type gameplay where I don't have to pay too much attention to my parry.. From the way you said it, It's more between Nier and Soul? Are there a lot of fan service? I like Eve. She is pretty.
its also worth mentioning that it was extremely well optimized for ps5, so you can get an idea that devs know what they are doing with perfomance
If the original costumes are uncensored, I'll buy it.
If not, I will not buy it.
It's censored in PS5???
okay Im gone
Don't go CHAMP
Are there a lot of fan service?
The only fan service is basically the wide variety of customes and the poses you can do in photo mode. Apart from a handful of camera shots during cutscenes, the game plays it completely straight.
Debatable. There were like 1-2 costumes that looked slightly more revealing with the 1.0 version (pre day-1 patch, basically what comes on the disc). That being said, they have what are essentially released uncensored versions of these customes by now, plus even more revealing ones. Which makes you wonder why they did it in the first place. I'm not even sure it was a censoring effort, maybe just a creative decision?
Also, can someone explain why jannies delete SB threads?
Beautiful women trigger their gender dysphoria
Eve is such a thot
Yeh
true
check steam forums if there are any new annoucements or infos on the game's pc release
it's all spastics trying to award farm by constantly making bait threads
Valve really didn't think this whole award system through, huh?
Eve and 2b are friends and go to the clubs to twerk
Eve truly deserves more games like 2B. Her legacy cannot die out like this. At least 2B gets millions of collaboration opportunities, unlike Eve.
I wouldn't mind, but I seriously hope he didn't take that dumb criticism about Eve not being flamboyant about her sex appeal like Bayonetta seriously.
At least 2B gets millions of collaboration opportunities, unlike Eve.
Just get it over with and post your usual shitpost.
mental illness
But I at least can see that you are Eve culture man too. Not everything need to be competition you know? Eve and 2B both rock.
Which costume is universally agreed to be the LEWDEST? I need it for science research.
version of nier automata
Stellar Blade actually has good combat unlike Nier
probably lingerie and the one from fishing - ocean maid, especially if they weren't censored, but even after it they are lewd af
Prototype diving is up there, probably the Yorha one and a few others
For me, it's either the Nier costume or the Christmas one. Both have exceptional bosoms, plus a cameltoe.
is Christmas one easy to get? I finished my second playthrough a few weeks before it was added
smth to look forward with PC release I guess
What about boobies?
Nice
tail ruined this skin for me, cant wait its removal with mods
Yes, it's easy to get. You need to enable "season event content" in the options because it's obviously not Christmas time right now. Then you just need to run to the Christmas tree in the center of Xion and interact with the presents. There is some bonus stuff that you can get by collecting a bunch of stuff but the dress should be available at the tree iirc.
?
Nothing, I just want to know how is the boobies for the skin since I'm more boobies man.
Very easy to get, its quest is within Xion. You get a costume for Adam too.
tail ruined this skin for me
I think it looks cool.
Once I unlocked this costume I never took it off
IDC for Adam or whatever that is lol
Can you get costumes for the other hotties too? Not Adam though. Who the fuck cares about him kek
Goodsmile can make great figs for like $100 there's no reason these barbie dolls should cost that much
Can you get costumes for the other hotties too?
Only for Lily and there's only like 4 extra outfits for her, sadly.
There's no christmas costumes for the others no.
Yeah, it's definitely too much. I would be fine with spending like a couple hundred dollars on something really premium, but I think around 500 bucks would be my absolute limit.
HE is taking a long while to appear...
They want the hyper body audience like PJStudio or 18Toys.
Even AniMeister likes their silicone body girls nowadays.
As for the statues I figure ShiftUp know their audience, they are gacha devs too and you should see what they sell Doros and other figures for.
They do already have ties to manufacturers regardless.
Didn't the devs talk about wanting to make it work on steam deck, it would be so cash
Can one COOM inside Eve?
They won't be able to. Gook can't code.
Jannies are Nintendo biased
Yes, they are optimizing for Steam Deck.
Lmao
skin, cybernetic, planet diving 6th and 2B ones respectively
stellar blade thread without the schizo?
and yet they coded one of the most optimized games for ps5
same goes for Lies of P and Khazan
seems like you are biased against gooks for no reason, especially considering they are better at optimizing than west or nips or chinks
Lies of gook runs just fine on Deck though
Extremely rare, although I think he has dialed it back a lot after Anon Babble was hacked. Enjoy it while it lasts.
What's this schizo deal with stellar blade?
It just doesn't feel right without him
don't summon it pls
This one?
What is this costume called?
Midsummer Alice
I'm gonna say it, tachy is a non character who only exists to job to superior angels
GOD EVE IS TRULY SUPERIOR. The 3rd girl after TIfa and Marie that made me obsessed.
Time for your punishment, anon.
The only reason i give a fuck about the PC release is the game assets. I'm gonna rip the models out and have fun in Blender.
Post this Tifa and Marie you spoke of. I think I know about Tifa but dunno who Marie is.
How's the combat? Does it approach Sekiro? I've been looking for more ever since it released and nothing has come close.
Cool sci-fi world.
Nobody uses a super sledge/power maul.
No super cool mecha action.
I wish I didn't have autism for cool hammers instead of swords but dammnit I need sick hammers!
Eve is getting a doro outfit + wig
can't wait to cosplay as my favorite bpdemon nikke
Anyone who uses nude mods on a game like this is pathetic.
Can we port over the Japanese voice track? That might be worth it to me.
It features a mech but you don't actually get to control it, sadly.
I wouldn't go into SB hoping for a replacement for Sekiro.
It's solid. It's similar in that it's fairly heavily parry focused, and gives you indicators for when you should do a dodge instead. There's 3 types of dodges. Late game hard mode bosses are great to do, though I don't think they ever got as challenging as Sekiro's, at least for me. But while it won't be exactly like it, it's a game well worth playing if you like that sort of action game.
seems like steam version has it by default
No super cool mecha action.
Wouldn't exactly say that.
With Eve, I don't need to control anything else
According to the Steam page, it features full Japanse audio. It's a Korean game made for the Western audience, though. Not really sure why you would want the Japanese audio.
polish
AAAAAAAH EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HIM
Do you think it's worth playing for Eve alone?
Closer to Sekiro then anything else but instead of the ninja tools you have flashy energy abilities. Similar number of combos/techniques to Sekiro and similarly just the one weapon. Much more forgiving and less "rhythm game" feel though
The sword strikes are weighty and impactful. The enemies have great hit reactions and tells (and designs in general)
still the best outfit imo, she has visible nipple bumps in it
its a shame I wasnt good enough to complete game in it - talking about Sekiro btw, you can try to do this in it and you will feel the pain much more than you felt it in in Sekiro
Because I've played it in Korean. It's okay but I didn't really take to it. But I've heard the Japanese voice track and I think I like it better.
bitch needs to get bent on a table and fucked hard
That's fucking sad.
I love big robots and qt mech pilots.
Do we know specs yet? I wonder if my 3060 can handle it...
Who voice Eve in English? THIS IS IMPORTANT
I am looking forward to it. I heard good things about the gameplay and people whining about the MC and lowering their scores because of it so it is probably even better than they said. I played Khazan earlier and that was a lot of fun, so more action goodness is appreciated.
Korean actors did better job than nips or brits, especially Eve's VA
but on the other hand, koreans sounds not that good, even tho its not as horrible as chinese
Yes, unequivocally and unironically yes, I fell in love with her
God I fucking love robots.
yes, she is a great character with funny personality
I don't know what you're talking about but I wish I did and I love that webm.
Probably because Korean is a dogshit language and sounds horrible
Look at this thread and ask yourself if they're deleted because of a conspiracy or 50% of it being posting ecchi and some people posting links to porn. The game is good, I like Stellar Blade, I am just saying that when the threads devolve into NSFW gooning of course they get deleted.
Sure, but I think you'll end up liking the game for plenty other things as you go into it
This boss fucked me up
The English vo is pretty good and I usually hate dubs
WTF I love gooning bro, especially to Eve.
links to porn
Are those links in the room with us right now?
Stop browsing Anon Babble at work, Elijah.
Me too but you can't expect that shit to stick around on a blue board (even though there are ads for only fans).
He's saying the outfit in the webm she comes out with doesn't give you a shield, so if you miss a parry you pay dearly
nah, Id rather wait for my $2400 "hyperb0rean" figurine.
what you initially see in this webm is her outfit when you entirely unequip any other outfit
it comes with a disadvantage of not having shields and mobs basically kill you with 1-3 hits
Oh I see, thanks. I guess it's equivalent of charmless/bell ringing Sekiro.
Why does French always sound so sexual?
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I'm just posting screenshots from the game
They may as well commission a full-sized figure of EVE. Single limited production. One of a kind. Yours for only $50,000.
Ill get it after I see some of the mods
Please do more God's work for this thread
Aye-aye
photo mode was great addition to the game
personally I think naytibas are cute and we should stop killing them
Besides this one from the mega posted earlier, anyone have any more good pictures of Eve’s armpit stubble?
But Eve is more cute
I think a mixture between Nier Automata and Sekiro sets a pretty decent expectation for what this game is.
I get why people would name drop those games when describing Stellar Blade, but it also gives an idea of the game that I don't think quite fits. You could also name drop Resident Evil and Uncharted and it would be kind of right in describing parts of Stellar Blade.
It takes a lot of ideas from a lot of games and puts a bit of its own spin on things. This makes it a bit of a hodgepodge, though I enjoyed the inspirations and how they all mixed together. Some people have described the game as an older style AAA game. Something from the 2000s/2010s. I'd kind of agree. But given how some people hold games like Nier Automata and Sekiro in such high regard, I hesitate to compare SB to them. SB does its own thing pretty well, but the superfans of the other games would balk at the comparisons. And they're kind of right.
But I also think that allows SB to stand out on its own a bit.
Also, can someone explain why jannies delete SB threads?
Because mods and janitors are mostly butthurt woke activtists. That was proven when all their info was leaked when Anon Babble was down.
Eve agrees with me
I can see Uncharted for sure they straight up ripoff the falling train sequence from the U2 opening. I don't know how you see RE though
There's the gun-only bits, I guess. They have a bit of a horror/jump scare vibe.
Stellar Blade is like Nier: Automata and Sekiro in that it plays like very good AA 7th gen game that doesn't sacrifice presentation and graphics for gameplay depth. It looks good and plays great. other than the protagonist being a hot female android, it doesn't have much in common with Nier, but that's a good thing. It allows it to stand out on its own.
probably because you guys spent months spamming SB threads with inflammatory OPs like GAMING IS HEALING THE WEST HAS FALLEN GOTY GOTY
months of that shit lmao, and then you asians act so confused and hurt when people don't like the presence of your threads
I suppose but those dungeons have so much platforming plus there's no resource management
Playing through it right now and I really enjoy it.
running around Great Desert looking for cans and shit
climbing a bunch of obviously platforming areas up some buildings
wtf it says there’s a can somewhere up here. And what’s with the thunder, is there a sandstorm or something?
randomly stumble into a harder rematch with Abaddon
Holy fucking KINO
Rune factory in june
Switch 2 in june
Mario Kart world in june
Stellar blade in june
Physical copy of FANTASY LIFE i won't arrive until june
I will buy it once gooner mods are confirmed
I wish I can delete my memories and can experience that again for the first time
I think that's just dirt.
*only exists to get looked at from various angles
eveolution
I only finished the first campaign of Nier so I don't know exactly but isn't the story of the two games pretty similar? Sexy android girls who live in space come down to reclaim Earth and fight against monsters, all the while questioning their humanity and the motives of their leader
Any superbosses in this game?
I don't quite know which game to compare it to with the platforming. That's also not a small part of the game. There's a fair amount of platforming, which I rather enjoyed. It's not Mario platforming. Maybe you could say Mirror's Edge? But I also felt like could be a bit more cerebral in SB.
Is it true that this game is longer than 2B's game?
What's in the box?