You didn't beat the game

You didn't beat the game.

Why it wrinkly? My not wrinkly.

it's old, that's why they took it out for replacement

fat fuck

that shit looks delicious I cant even blame zombies

I personally wouldn't but a lot of people eat animal brains.

it's also clearly covered in brain fog

That's not brainfog, I hotglued it.
Sorry.

Now show the Autism brain

its honestly fucking insane that the human body works at all

Are you saying that if I smash my head enough times, I can become Einstein?

this wrinkly piece of shit is you

the rest of your body is periphery it's completely helpless without

Grim.

eww I like my brains nice and smooth

Probably not

The brain named itself

it's a male brain

Yes, and?

how the fuck did intelligent life happen
people talk about finding aliens like it's inevitable but don't talk about how in the holy fuck the universe manifested consciousness to observe itself and how fucking stupid that is
and then that consciousness melted sand and shit and made it think too
how

but im the brain?

mutations over time give rise to primitive pattern recognition>creatures with pattern recognition outperform those without it>rudimentary pattern recognition becomes the norm>more mutations refine the pattern recognition over time
repeat this for a few hundred million years

It takes me a full day to solve some later puzzles in sokoban original. I suspect I might be smoothbrained.

If you are a religious person at all that is one possible interpretation of the bible line of made man in his own image. Not that we literally look like God, but that we are self aware and have the capacity to alter our environment.

It's made of gay matter

We are literally weird wrinkly sponges operating bipedal suits.

but how the fuck did life even happen
like you are talking about chemicals and shit just happening to come together and eventually develop into a highly intelligent consciousness over a bajillion years
think of how stupidly unlikely that actually is

Somehow matter won against antimatter after the Big Bang.

Somehow out of infinite possible mutations the ones needed happened over and over again and here we are.
Just a string of impossible luck basically.
Like the possibility of a monkey making a triple A game all by himself in assembly.

somehow

We already know how, that particular battle is covered in Crisis On Infinite Earths.

Using his b*ain to think

Nigga doesn't know about the dickmaxxing meta

I just watched the verisitasum video that talked about this but I forgot the reason
something about antimatter particles not actually being 100% mirror identical to mass particles

yeah my bad

n-no homo

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller–Urey_experiment
We've already proven that organic material can emerge from inorganic material giving the right circumstances, organic material turning into self-replicating life is probably just another string of unlikely events playing out over a long period of time in the right circumstances. What's more interesting (and unlikely) is that eventually a life form came along that selected heavily for intelligence when this is not necessarily a good trait to have evolutionary.

Zombies are already dead retard

Have you met a mathematical savant?
I don't envy them at all. Their autism is so severe they cannot live a normal life.

tfw like this but not even smart

intelligence was a mistake
i literally smoke weed to be more stupid to give myself relief from my incessant thoughts

Time is infinite so it is literally 100% guaranteed to happen. I don't see how this is 'mindblowing'.

If they're dead how do they walk and eat then?

time is infinite

It literally doesnt?
Nothing could happen for all eternity,yet it did.

Stupidly unlikely but possible still.

this is my fetish

There are geniuses that function and don't get the tism, I guess I should've said genius and not savant then because that implies tism. I don't think people like Gauss were considered autistic, he was just ridiculously gifted at mathematics.
You could end up a scenario where life never develops and eventually the universe reaches maximum entropy and no life can develop

what does it mean that exerting extremely chaotic force on a disorderly system causes is to become more orderly and evenly distributed
like why does shaking a bottle of something make everything in it more uniform
why does the universe work this way

What's panda? This like a meme or something?

I used my dick though.

newfags

which part of that is the one making me drink a lot, because that part should be lobotomized

just out of curiosity, how new? be honest please

The piece of shit is inventing you and nobody knows how it does that.
The wrinkly mass is a colony of unicellular organisms which are each concerned with feeding themselves. When they are electrocuted then they produce food and the closest microbe that latches onto that Burger begins to transmit current and produce Burgers for others.
WTF is going on with these little neuron creatures? We can look at the wires conducting their jolts but the electricity isn't thoughts. How does -that- makes -that- ?
My point is our neurons are evidently not our minds. The mind's objective existence has yet to be proven beyond the fact that it obviously exists and "dude trust me i exist".
I reckon we haven't developed the tools (physical or not) to observe/quantify possibly an entire realm of conceptual "matter".

Diabetes.

Oh nvm guess it's some oldhead shit. Look, either share with the whole class or stop making fun.

I’m the only actual person ITT, prove me wrong

Zombies don't eat it for the taste but because it gets rid of the pain of undeath

you're not a person at all

NO. i DEMAND you age with me!

What's your offer

Lurk moar faggot

I've always wanted to eat humans and the thing about them being unhealthy is a myth, but apparently the brain is bad for you

Why would I bother when you'd just seek self-assurances sordid shelter

u need a porn addiction to post here fyi

Objective: Escape

why do you want to eat a human?

it's a popular cartoon animal in the black community

that's pretty horrifying.

they cannot live a normal life.

maybe if you get enough mathematical savants in the same place, they can invent a new life
they are ducklings among chickens, of course they will ask to swim in the pond and throw a tantrum when mama chicken says no

You are a bot, if you were a person you'd post a hot little girl instead of this cow

i like pork and i heard it tastes like it

be little Anon

be a zombie for Halloween

sister was taking classes at USC to be a doctor

walked up to her saying "brains... Brains!!"

"Anon, you know you can't eat brains, right? The brain matter will mess with your body and you'll just shut down and die"

That fucked with me when I was 4 for some reason.

I'm afraid not. We're talking about the kind of people that will just not eat or breathe because the thought didn't cross their mind.
There's no civilization they can make that will sustain them without support.

some of them will die. but that's a necessary sacrifice to ascend humanity to the next level.

He fell asleep first at the sleepover

what game is this

My dad used to hunt squirrel and cook most of it, brain and all. The brain is like scrambled eggs but meaty.

This sentence is false

The ones that would live would have been clever enough to make their way in normalfag society regardless and the ones that died did so to nobody's benefit. The only future of such a society is one where they're first assisted in living and then forced into living which most agree is not a future anyone wants.
So, as per our pact, we find ways to keep pushing the world forward bit by bit while we wait for the perfect roll. Max CHR, Max Autism, Max Intelligence, Max Compassion, and Max Brutality to lead the entire world into a new age after plunging it into a war of unfathomable proportions so that they make take control and remove the waste in one stroke.

Hate this fucking nigger so much. Such a useless pile of shit. I punch this freeloading faggot every chance I get. Fucking cancerous lump of fuck.

Walnut-looking faggot and the cause of all my problems.

I don't see how this is 'mindblowing'.

Ok dumbass then explain how it happened in detail

Meat is meat, simple as. Eating brains gives you prion diseases so dont do that.

Sauce?

That thing... is inside of my head right? Kind of icky...

Time is infinite so anything is guaranteed to happen

That's not how that works, shit-for-brains.
God, I bet you believe in muh infinite multiverses too.
Let's put this into Marine terms. Something happened that theoretically should not have happened and spawned the first "living" organism. This either happened on, or somehow moved to a rock hurtling through the vast reaches of fucking nothing in the universe. This rock then happened to land on a few planets, one of which happened to be at the perfect stage in the perfect spot with the perfect composition for this thing that shouldn't exist to take hold and grow. And despite evolution and random chance, here we sit nearly a billion years later as a being capable of at the very least glimpsing at the scope of our own existence.
With that much working against you, the limited amount of rocks in space with this thing that shouldn't exist, the very few planets in the perfect stage to nurse it, and the fact that there is an actual beginning and end to the universe and "it is literally 100% guaranteed to happen" drops down to a much more reasonable "it was unlikely but it happened anyway, now let's hope it happened more than once"

What's panda? This like a meme or something?

it's in reference to the website exhentai.org

should not have happened

Sure it should have just as much as it shouldnt have.

You have a poor understanding of how long the universe has been around
Extraordinarily unlikely things are bound to happen after an extraordinarily long time

I feel like my brain is rotting ever since I lost my job

"There was a infinitesimally low chance of this happening"

B-but time!

So there was just as much of a chance of it happening!

Not
How
That
Works
Stop reading PopSci, take this funny cone hat, and go stand in the corner.

left end of the bell curve

Its just chemistry and random chance, who says it shouldnt have happened? Is there some sort of a rule in the universe that says life should not happen?

this is you

this is what makes you, you

all the organs in this pod are what allows your body to function

your bones, your muscles, your skin, your extremities, all of it are just part to complement this

its quite beutiful isn't it? i studied anatomy in my youth, fascinating subject

one single mistake and the whole will suffer

Is there some sort of a rule in the universe that says life should not happen?

Yes, actually. Creation of the universe filled it out with inorganic matter. All of it, without exception, was unliving. Should organic life for whatever reason cease to be, it'll return to being an entirely inorganic universe. That's the rule. That's where the line is drawn. This universe is inherently lifeless. Now that's not to say it's an immutable rule, shit does happen. As you say, through chemistry and random chance, life came around. But it's just that. A broken rule, an aberration, something that should not have existed but happened anyway. To imply otherwise would imply divine design but that's an entirely separate argument. All that aside, saying "it should have happened" as a counter to pointing out the sheer unlikelihood of events is just silly. Nothing changes the improbability of events, no matter how optimistic about your chances you are.

you assumed the conclusion and stretched it out to like 200 words. even further on the left end of the bell curve than i thought. embarrassing

comfy Anon Babble thread with a sprinkle of Anon Babble schizo antics in Anon Babble

kek bazed

Google it yourself faggot,

the brain named itself

prove yourself right first

isn't it funny how we despite being conscious we can't actually fully control our own body?
strokes and whatnot aren't actually controlable just by telling yourself to stop, you can't do that

my meat throne

This is my brain.

junkie

This is just grasping at straws. Forming amino acids is a far cry from forming self replicating DNA. Let alone, that self replicating DNA simultaneously forming within a nuclear to prevent degradation, and also simultaneously encoding for a unicellular organism that housed it and propagated itself. It makes absolutely no fucking sense. It's not even possible in principle since the very environment that would blast these elements together to form any small DNA strand would likely break it apart in the next moment. And forming the nucleas and protective membranes first is a non starter since the molecules inside that random membrane wouldn't be DNA and would have no way of becoming DNA unless that nucleus broke open again to expose it to the environment. The mechanism for the creation of small chain proteins/amino acids preclude DNA formation

Gamblers fallacy

This is an interesting question, and an answer that I really like that your whole body is you, not just your brain. Your nervous system, the brain, brain stem, spinal cord, and nerves are all part of a whole network. That system is linked to several organs that it relies on for sustenance and sensory data, including the skin. The human body is a complex organism, and all of it is "you".

Some say that's a cop-put answer because you're still you without a leg or arm, for example, but I think that's wack. Opens up the whole "how much of the body can you remove before you stop being you/living" question. You can still live with half of your brain removed. Your digestive/endocrine system will still function without a kidney. Both would affect you heavily. I'm not sure that you can separate consciousness (that's ostensibly stored in the brain) from the senses, but that's a complex question.

Because every molecule is subjected to the same amount of energy, which homogenizes the whole thing.

Imagine fucking that little hole

naruhodo..........

Canibalism is very unhealthy

Then I guess a wizard did it and we all should thank that wizard.

Because the something is in a state of unnatural order to begin with. Introducing more chaos simply advances the rate of the natural decline towards nothingness.

I disagree that the result is orderly, though. Imagine a ship in a bottle, very orderly. You shake it around, blend it up, convert the contents to a fine powder all mixed together and homogenous, this is not an orderly state. Orderly states contain information, disorderly states are homogenous. If you left the bottle for long enough, the ship would rot and rust, be destroyed by chemical and biological processes, and eventually be a similar disordered state of powder as the crafted states of order collapsed.

Order is, by nature, unnatural. It's a temporary state.

Yakub did it

but how the fuck did life even happen

God. That's literally it.

woah. thats interesting

how do jannies decide which off topic threads to delete?

video games

Whichever ones they've seen before or people report.
Would you believe there are subhuman niggers that report Anon Babblean threads because they have CATS in them?

Same way niggers do.

When the edibles kick in

a ball of fat has consciousness

explain this atheist tards

Walnuts look like brains for a reason

eventually a life form came along that selected heavily for intelligence when this is not necessarily a good trait to have evolutionary.

of course it's a good trait, that's why broadly speaking almost all life has encephalized over time

a brain is the most complicated structure in the universe so it takes literally billions of years to make one, to the extent that there's barely enough time for planets to be habitable and also evolve brains

Just eat pork

Why wouldn't your mother have consciousness?

Neural tissue isn't fat.

this is literally me

consciousness requires a very specific configuration of physical matter and chemical processes

damage to the physical matter changes the expression of consciousness

No, I do believe the ball is in your court godfags.

still can't explain how a ball of fat produces consciousness in any meaningful capacity

Godchads stay winning.

You ugly fuck

stupidly unlikely

It was probably extremely easy for life to form. We're not "lucky", we're just the first in a universe that has trillions of years of life left in it.

Just thinking that something so disgusting is inside me and makes me function and perceive reality makes me want to kill myself

The brain is the most beautiful thing in the universe. There's nothing else like it.

The brain is the most beautiful thing in the universe

Wrong, the most beautiful thing in the whole universe is (You)___________

Did you think I'd appreciate that.. baka.

This wrinkly little shit makes me too unhappy to function despite it being against its best interests. That cerebral cunt can go fuck itself.

Sensorial development in complex organisms provided to ground for it. How it exactly happened is a mystery and we will never know for sure.

I really doubt human meat is tasty

why is it covered in splooge?

you were always stupid you just had your head up your ass and thought you were smart