Step aside, white man.
Step aside, japanese man.
We've got this.
Are you ready for Pajeet Souls to set the new standard?
it will be shit
age of braaaaaaap
that cow boss where you lose if you hit it, so you instead let it shit on you literally and then drink it's piss
Kino
STREET SHAT
Wait it's not this? It's another one?
Lmao hold on a second
AI becomes a thing
India starts putting out a shitton of games
curious
whole game is blighttown
that's literally AI loollll
will this be the first game to need more than half a tb of hard drive space?
I want a good laugh. Can someone make up some weapon/equipement lore
Dalit Souls
Shitborne
Lies of Poo
not even the souls like creator can make a good souls like anymore
games are sold solely on the premise of being like the original souls games that are unachievable in quality variety and exploration
What is even the fucking point?
ITT: jealous latrinos and seething mudslimes
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
soulslike
/thread
Is this what doing the needful entails?
Didn't cawadooty already break that threshold? I remember people waiting for the first full TB game.
Zanzishart, forgive me...
So this game and the Avatar one are the reason we've had so many threads and articles talking about India having its "WuKong Moment," then? Figures it was something like that. Nobody gives a shit about India.
meanwhile, in toronto
why does this look so fucking stupid? like some smelly bangladesh power fantasy yet they still manage to make it look like 2 monkeys dancing?
Indian game
MC is white
aren't the straps supposed to be sort of tightly wrapped around your body to keep the pants in place? those seem like very loose straps by the look of it if you can just stretch them like that...
age of braaaap
I hope we get palm tree catapults in this one.
youtube.com
how many threads are we gonna have on this?
if indians stayed in india they would be my favorite brown people. i love the goofy shit they make
Even when dancing they do the fucking headbob.
Dark Saars.
If indians and Pakistanis are the same people why are Pakistanis attractive and indians uggos?
Will the bonfire be a designated shitting spot instead?
WAAAAOOOWW BOLLYWOOD IS SO FUNNY
Yes, firelink shrine will be replaced with a call centre
Zanzishart...forgive me
all of them
Ancient India was fascinating, aesthetic, and rather advanced for its era. Unfortunately muslim invasion and occupation dealt the subcontinent a blow I fear it will never recover from. The jeets of today are a cautionary tale about how far a civilization can fall.
Only will play if there is mod where you spray a fountain of shit every time you roll.
COD was north of 350gb yeah but I don't think it's gototen past the half-TB point YET.
Maybe the next COD game
The Poostick (Poo sword)
The SAAR armor
The Work VISA spell.
The Void (it's a toilet, that's why it's mythical for pajeets).
The Order of Rape.
Street Food potions.
Poo balms.
Juggernaut cars and trains are field/mid bosses.
Mobs are inbred malformed pajeets.
"WuKong Moment,"
Does that mean "make a splash for like 2 weeks then fade into complete irrelevancy afterwards"? Because that's more or less what happened with wukong, the goyim spammed it to hell and back to try attack japan and then they moved on to the next FOTM.
China make AI
So I must make AI
China make iphone
So I must make iphone
China make soulslike
So I must make soulslike
That will be the next Skyrim remaster
Op game will have headbob taunt
Because that's more or less what happened with wukong
you forgot the relentless shilling by actual chinese posters who bought it to support Xi
Not worth it unless they make it go hard on the bollywood idiocy.
Truth.
bollywood is soulful no matter how awful the rest of india is
That was so outrageously stupid I struggle to believe it was true, not even amerimutts can be that retarded (they didn't buy concord).
It was likely baitposters trying to get (You)s.
I'd have much preferred the Age of Borat.
The age of BhraapRat
Only peoples that can make games are Americans, Slavs and Japanese. Everyone else is too inept at game design
Are there any good Borat gamez?
No lol.
Die
flush.mp3 plays
dark sirs?
First boss is a friendly convenience store owner
Really easy to fight
Slay him with ease
Hear a rumbling
Screen starts to shake
Hundreds of poop covered creatures start rushing towards me
They're coming out of the walls
Turns out the first boss was the only thing keeping them at bay
Like some kind of Lovecraftian bullshit, he was the reason no one saw the shit hoards
Now there's nothing to save the perception of Bhaarat
Name 1 (uno) good American game released in the last 2 years.
leaked armor set
Friendliest NPC in the game.
final boss is a toilet
why is it that even in their most idealized fantasies, I can never take Indian men seriously? like they can be entertaining but they're somehow the absolutely last race I can think of when I imagine a badass
nah, chinks obey their government under pain of prison or "disappearance"
if Xi tells you to buy the "first ever Chinese souls-like" you ask "how many copies, Rold Under Arr Heaven?"
First we get blood born now we get bloody bitch born
Its because youre subconsciously disgusted by what these people look like
Mind exercise: replace the two hairy shitskins with good looking good beard or clean shaven white guys.
Suddenly its not that bad.
Ahhhh, sharted are ya?
Lol India has been a shithole for centuries. The sultans understood this and kept them in their place while expanding trade and infrastructure. Why do you think India's most celebrated buildings come from the era of the sultans? Brits realized this as well, but made three critical mistakes: 1) They introduced them to the English language 2) They brought democracy to a failed civilization, and 3) They granted them independence.
people find out the social credit shit was bullshit
now this cope
either brown or part of the long nose tribe.
why is it that even in their most idealized fantasies, I can never take Indian men seriously
Because they're short, brown, and you're a racist so why would you take a short brown person seriously?
Baahubali was pretty good Bollywood, nice music and action scenes
t.
And yet most of best games in last decade have been made by non-slavic Europeans
Americans havent made a good game in forever lmao
actually defends Dustborn
lmao
china makes toilet,i save effort and money by shitting on street instead.great success.
I've seen these kinds of tattoos edited onto anime girls before
Lol. Hilarious but Doubtful.
1) TES 6 is taking fucking forever to make.
2) Skyrim: the final version will take even longer.
3) AI i slowly inching towards being semi-useful for programming. Even if AI only gets to mid 2010s programmer competence it'll still be way more optimized than say the jeets "programming" GTA 6/COD.
4) We're running into diminishing return for graphics and GPU makers have been shifting gears to AI money
Indian men are apparently weaker than white women. That's why they gang rape.
Subconscious instincts that make you aware they only count as human through technicalities.
Here. Also if you didn't already know India has the smallest dick aside from North Koreans. They're literally bottom shit on a genetic level.
Dark Saars
How in the absolute fuck can an entire race provided with gibs from multiple gubmints and kike efforts be weaker than literal malnourished pissants living in real life 1984 on a godforsaken cursed peninsula?
Probably centuries of inbreeding and nepotism via castes.