Alright, convince me to play it

Alright, convince me to play it

no

Anon Babble doesnt like it, so its probably good

Greatest game of all time, its literally perfection.
10/10 in everything

No, it's only $50. Just take the plunge.

There are optional difficult enemies that if you defeat them they drop cute outfits for your girls.

To me, its like playing FF13, but instead its actually good.

holy kino transition to boss theme

What about cute outfits for my boys?

its not chinkslop and has soul

This. The amount of seething here that this game exists means it's good

the world charm fades pretty quick as the repetitiveness sets in. at first its oooh-ahhh bright colors and a pretty world but then you realize its just qte slop

It's not my fucking job, but the game is kino.

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It's French Nier Automata

The person playing this fucking sucks lmao

I hope you like suits and french outfits. You get them from fighting mimes!

it has some soul
you may like it or not but it as a strong vision and clear passion poured into and that's already better than 99% of westernslop

Anon Babble does like it overall, there's just an extremely loud buckbroken minority consisting of tendies, poorfags, giga weeb autists, and zoomgroids seething about the game
there's a reason E33 threads are exactly like OLED threads: everyone who is playing it fucking loves it, everyone shitting on it hasn't played it.

Nier, Lost Odyssey, Attack on Titan all mixed together in a blender

Play it on Expert. Go in spoiler free.
The game has a good story that is generally well written and performed well. The combat is a lot of fun with active dodging/parrying pretty necessary on expert. There is legit build craft and team building. The main cast features white people, one asian girl, and monke. The music is incredible. It is just clearly made by a team of people who love games.

Go in spoiler free.

this. don't go into threads about this game at all, there's spoilers everywhere constantly. just go play it completely blind, op. this game deserves every bit of praise it's getting, which is precisely why faggots are seething so hard about it

you should play if you're one of these things

woman

wimp

french

real man play big barbarian games with oiled muscles and throbbing chadcocks

How much does one miss out on by not playing on expert?
I don't want to rob myself of a kino experience
But I also don't want to get frustrated and filtered when I inevitably have to retry a boss fight for the 20th time because I missed a parry by 1 frame 8 minutes into 12 minute boss fight.

sussy baka post

the parry timing is the same between normal and expert, you'll juste die more often if you fail

You're really robbing yourself of a lot. Normal is too easy. You also don't need to parry everything. Dodging is very generous and you can dodge until you learn timings. All of the major bosses have checkpoints right before them so it is just instant retries, though some of them you do have to skip a cutscene (minorly annoying).
There is nothing like fighting an optional boss way too early and getting down the timing to all of their moves and parrying/dodging them all and getting an incredible reward early on.

I'm playing on Story mode and still getting my ass kicked on some bosses. Don't feel bad if you need to lower the difficulty. I'd rather move on and continue with the story over trying the same boss over and over again for 20 times in a row because I cant get the parry timings down

i mean if you want to be a faggot, be a manly faggot at least

i had no regrets about playing on normal. maybe i'm a pussy, i liked the combat a lot but i was mainly there for the story, world, music, and everything else

I haven't played the prequels, do I need them to understand the story?

Only Expedition 12 matters desu

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every track a kino...

I'm ignoring it, its obviously mid-PR swing. When they ad money runs out in 3 weeks, we will see how relevant it actually was.

Blatant PR campaigns don't work on me.

I am curious how I will feel about it in 2-3 weeks. Currently after beating it I've had trouble starting any other game which is generally a sign of something that is pretty special. However, if I find myself forgetting about it by then then it'll just be a flash in the pan.

they must have made some nice cash on all streaming platforms

Leave Expert for an NG+ playthrough once DLC hits

Is it on spotify or whatever? I haven't used that shit since I got an under the desk treadmill and can just get my steps inside.

is it possible to make this jump?

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I don't give a fuck about the game
Where the fuck is the SFM animations of the girls?

I saw some R34 of Lune if that makes you feel better

yes and it scored pretty high on it

Maelle needs protection

Well it's a turn-based jrpg, with an entertaining narrative, and female characters. Since this has never been done before, and might not be done since, you better buy a copy while you have the chance. Maybe two just in case.

especially considering it's the composer's first work. he's a literal nobody (apparently a guitar teacher) who was shilling his own soundcloud uploads on some gaming forum (?) and the director emailed him and hired him.
actually what happened. look at his spotify page, the soundtrack is his first release, lmfao

captcha: XW0KE

Bad level design

UI stolen from Persona

Enemy design stolen from soulslop

Art Style is ugly default UE5 realism

Generic combat with excessive QTEs

Character designs are forgettable

the audience for this are bots, indians, and normalfags (women and redditors)

Art Style is ugly default UE5 realism

after actually playing the game, this line has just become funny to me in how wrong it is. especially when it's partly a central theme of the game

Im stuck between this and Todd Howards remake. I don't know what to buy, I'm bored and need something to hold me over until Elden Ring NightReign

it looks like literally every other UE5 slop

such as...?

does the game have any fanservice costumes

I kinda understand his point where It definitely looks like a UE5 game because basically UE5 is a pretty limited engine and games using it look similar at their foundation. However, E33 has outstanding art direction that helps to elevate it. Basically, I could tell it was UE5 the moment I opened the game without looking it up, but I was consistently impressed with the big moments.

You can get bathing suits for all the characters (including males) but they're more realistic to that period of France so they're not super skimpy but they do show off the ass a bit. Lune wears no shoes in her default costume. You can get cute outfits for the girls but you're not getting super slutty outfits it is all generally period appropriate.

Depends on how activated you want your almonds to be.

It has tasteful swimsuits, like one-pieces. Nothing very sultry.

I'd rather convince you to permanently log off the internet so I don't have to interact with another moron.

I can't really imagine choosing the Oblivion remake over this, but I am very biased. If you just wanna turn your brain off and explore an open world while waiting for Nightreign then I guess Oblivion Remastered, but if you want something more than go with E33.

take your pick of literally any Unreal Engine game

Bro I literally forgot about Avowed lmao. Maybe I should check that game out. I really don't know what to play post-expedition 33. It is literally that kermit meme.

If you can't tell this has better art direction than Avowed, then you are retarded.

That is a crazy alpha screenshot, what the hell?

No, it's only $50.

It's on gamepass, why pay for a one and done game

now post actual gameplay

better art direction than Avowed

It looks just as bad as Avowed desu

Finished act 2
Holy fucking what

Pre-release UI Lune got me acting unwise

so the chars used to be white hmm ok

Imagine missing multiple jump parries and uploading it to youtube

its something to play after you finished your first playthrough of oblivion remastered

Yes. Something to cleanse the dogshit out of your mouth after playing that shovelware trash that somehow runs worse than the original.

tfw you realize you aren't immortal and your time is running out

Funny, that is actually why I started playing Expedition 33 if by "finished your first playthrough" you mean abandoning a dead save since the game is just as buggy as it was ~19 years ago.

Its literally just another unreal engine asset flip.

you probably wouldn't be able to beat it anyway because you're a child raping faggot.