Parents go to bed

take me back

>prevents testicular cancer

Is that what your jewish doctor told you

Based

why?

statute of limitations
get dabbed on boomer

If I don't coom at least once a week I get overwhelmed by feels and want to kms

I'm 27 and still live with my parents

okay Kevin French we get it you're a fucking wuss

I'm 32 and still live with my parents, because rent prices around here are fucking fucktarded. Like $1500/mo for a run-down 1-bed apartment in the middle of a nigger-infested ghetto.

so just a zoomer

Seek therapy

i don't have a job or license either

not having a driver's license at fucking 27

Now that gives you the pathetic effect you were looking for

and

I discovered Eka's Portal on mine that same year.

probably no pussy either!

why won't you help me

you have no excuse to not have one unless you are physically incapable of driving

tfw i fap to Anon Babble back in the olden days.

my brain is physically incapable of not freaking out at taking a driving test with a stranger

It takes about three documents and one trip to the DMV for a non-drivers license ID.

I have a normal ID

What revisions of the PSP have working WiFi? It would be retarded to get on the Internet with it, but this is more out of curiosity rather than actually doing anything with this knowledge.

That's not something special, especially nowadays with the economy going to shit.

This is rather pathetic though.

then if you aren't retarded, you can get a driver's license pretty easily.

I can't take a driving test with a stranger without freaking out

just get a forklift license instead, you can catch the bus to work while still being a real man. don't listen to that other faggot trying to drag you down, i guarantee he isn't forklift certified.

My dick doctor is asian and said so.

the closest bus stop is a mile away from here and i have no idea where it goes
i would have to walk on the road to get to it

A lot of jannies are probably underage as well.

You want me to teach how to drive?

fapped for the first time using my nintendo ds, moonshell and an insanely low quality video

My first & only driving test was supervised by a large black woman. A squirrel ran across the road during the test and I braked so hard that her forehead smacked against the glove compartment and left a grease mark. She told me that if I promised to run over any squirrels I see in the future then she'd pass me.

holy kek

based black queen

pwease mrs therapy lady help me not feel sad because I don't have a waifu to breed

yeah no way fag

for me it was sentimental shooting on pc and that to love ru game on the ds

i boughted and hacked a vita recently to relive the psp days + play ps1 stuff in bed, very comfy would recommend

same but once a day

he used a browser instead of loading the memory card with high quality curated mp4s that can be accessed anywhere without a wifi connection

I shiggy diggy

I wish it was easy to still play MGS1 on vita. It was the first way that I played it and it was exceedingly comfy to play in bed.

Seriously though, if one were a parent, how is it possible to stop this in 2025?

MAC filter your daughter's PSP from the router

most modern routers parental controls let you have a whitelist for devices allowed to use the internet, set access time limits for those devices, etc

Give them a DS instead
They can still play games but can't pirate or see porn on the internet unless they use a flash cart which would be very very obvious

33

no license

heh I'm more fucked than he is

it's what years of medical science told me. Let me guess, some retard on twitter with a marble sculpture pfp on twitter told you the opposite?

It's insane that back then kids were already subverting their parents with this shit let alone now practically most kids have their own full access ipad which allows them to crank that subversion to like 10x that and the ignorant parents who don't understand/don't care.
What an insane age we live in

24 and I got a job where M-F I'm on a plane and hotels and shit that my company pays for, but weekends I'm at my parents. Its nice having zero life expenses. I could probably buy a house with cash in a few years.

great games and a porn browser

That was the fuckin' stuff

mfw had to jerk off on a dial up connection at 28.8kbs (actually 14.4kbs)

only porn site I knew about was a hentai shrine (that is still alive)

mfw seeing children think they had it bad by having fucking wifi and a cable modem

how much cash do you need for a house and what level of income

Why do zoomers model their personalities after old church ladies?

mfw literal 5 year olds are playing roblux and using their parents money to buy things in game after their parents have gone to sleep

What has this world come to?

i just turned 29, never had a job and hope it stays that way
disabilitybux is comfy

No different from boomer kids with Playboys hidden in the woods.

i don't even have disability bucks

I think there was a recent study of zoomers being more religious than ever now. They really are mini boomers.

its piss easy to get on autismbux, just by posting on Anon Babble you're probably already autistic enough, just have to play up on it a bit
unless you're american then good luck i guess

Gen X and Milennials will never escape the curse of the boomer mindset

JFC how horrible. What can even be done against such reckless evil?

It's very different because that is preventable while this. I mean how do you stop a kid from sneaking an ipad under their pillow and then browsing or playing god knows what after you sleep?

this is an American website
I'm really sick of euroniggers here posting about disability in their 3rd world countries and muddying discussion

Everything that contradicts my views is a jewish psyop

Life must be so easy for you

But it's ok for women to do?

that is preventable

lol
why are parents so scared of kids finding out about the reason they even fucking exist in the first place?
sex and sexual development is completely natural

For me it was the Guinness Book of World Records 2002 and a few luxury catalog magazines that had the occasional lingerie ad.

idk like 300,000? ill have that in 4 years if nothing changes

Never be a parent.

What is it with these fucking zoom zoom kids these days anyways?

just stating fax anon, i genuinely feel bad for the burgers having to basically lose several limbs before even qualifying for the same disability i get in bongland just for being mildly autistic

I have a gf, sometimes we have sex 4 times per day and I still feel the need to masturbate

Its like a completely different "need" separate from sex

internet was so bad it took 15 minutes to load a picture

would go to "classic car" sites and load pictures of the models while dad was outside doing dad things

sweating bullets and checking the door every 20 seconds to make sure he wasnt coming back

all for 18 pixels of Latina booty

Ahh the good ol days lol

I used the wii. The wii and the browser and porn? Kino.

used to be a porn website specifically made for psp

Holy shit youre right. I totally forgot. Man, weird times

For me it's less pressure and obligation to perform. I can crank one out as quickly or slowly as I feel like and be done with it.

had to jerk off on dial up

mfw seeing children

it's what years of medical science told me.

It's basically one study with a small sample size.

Yeah, they were really weird with certain PS1 games. I remember that to have MGS on my Vita, I had to buy it on my friend's PS3, then connect the systems and transfer the game from there to my Vita.

you're a pedophile.

Pump the brakes there, Hanson, kids who have an understanding and consequences of sex during puberty is important. Or you'll end up with retarded people. Just ask your folks.

Wish this didn't run like shit on the original hardware.

It's what I got told every time I had penis inspection day at school. It was helpful to have the nurse evaluate my technique's efficiency too!

why are millennials and zoomers depressed????

I'll splatter my sample size all over your face!

I have a gf

How do I get one if I’m not a chad?

I used to fap to erotica text on my fat ds web browser. Porn websites never properly loaded on the PSP for me, it would have to be images which took forever to load, or importing videos from the computer to the psp. crazy the lengths I'd go to put porn on my PSP but I couldn't be fucked to do my homework lol.

There is a palpable amount of gooner seethe in the replies to your post.
Seriously, stop doing it.

read that as plappable amount

God help you