Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has no sold 2 million copies in less than 2 weeks

take anime genre

remove anime from it

???

profit

I'm glad I lived long enough to see Westerners crack the code and reclaim the genre that the Japanese stole from them back in the OG Wizardry days.

WRPGchads WON
weebtrashes LOST

U.S. Top 20

amerimutts have absolute shit taste, holy fuck, ass shadows probably sold even better because of the nigger

Same. Why westerners largely abandoned this formula to make primarily mediocre ARPGs I won't understand.

probably

It definitely did. Have you ever watched American television? 100% of the commercials feature niggers.

Pretty much why FF was so popular is because it didn't look TOO japanese, same as RE

overhyped garbage for zoomies

because that's their standard? they always say players, assassin's creed shadows is available through subscription ONLY on PC through UBISOFT CONNECT because that's where the premium version is located, not a audience

posting some gay retard modern anime

Damn what a fag lmao

EA Sports at 13, 14 and 17

Some unrelated EA studio will bleed for this.

not a large audience*

2mil in 2 weeks

That's actually very, very low

I think you meant to make a thread using your image on Anon Babble. This thread is about E33.

sold

It's basically the equivalent of an "AA" JRPG, and those games celebrate if they can break a million lifetime.

so it sold 2million and 1?

did I hurt your feelings, zoomie? Aww, don't cry. Go play your basedpg from frog country and sip onions latte

Is this global? Because if they factor in "non-western" sales, they need to seperate those and calculate according to the price difference.
Shitskin pay peanuts for games, while real human beings pay 60-80

That's it?

parryslop and cutscenes

People are fine with this because ???

That's a lot of player engagement you got there mate

KCD2 sold 2 million

vavra must be spinning in his grave, a game sold well without having to sell out and kiss nigger and jew ass

2 questions:
Were those sales or players
and
How expensive was the game to make

OHNONONO

I liked QTEs when Paper Mario did it on the N64 a quarter century ago, and I still like it today.

Read the fucking footnote

I don't feel so good, Shadowsbros...

Because at least it's not le anime or something. Never mind this is exactly what normie niggercattle looks for in anime styled media.

Retard.

copies SOLD

If it doesn't count Gamepass I'm officially kneeling at Macron and accepting him as L'Empereur of Evropa

just shit taste niggas like every other time new slopofthemonth drops

Gamepass is 45% of players so they mush have around 4M+ players

It doesn't. They used "players" initially when they counted Game Pass.

*** In the US

lol
So it got outsold by Expedition 33 everywhere else in the world

It doesn't. It counts copies sold to retailers, but those are currently having a shortage, many of them are sold out.

what's bad about being able to parry and cutscenes?

what will they do with all this money

romancing saga 2 remake mogs this shit game

Were those sales or players

Ubisoft never confirmed how many units Shadows sold, and since the release of the game they've been using the term "players" rather than "sales." The vast majority of those players paid a few dollars to play the game on Ubisoft's subscription service.

Nothing but because the game is popular, Anon Babble is foaming at the mouth trying to find reasons that it's bad.

This enseethes the Anon Babbleigger. Watch as it copes and prevaricates

I think it’s safe to say gayming can officially be considered dead and buried at this point

So how will SE respond to yet another turn-based RPG proving them wrong?

he doubted JVPITER's plan

thegamer.com/kingdom-come-deliverance-2-kcd-kcd-2-hits-two-million-sales-in-just-two-weeks/
It took 13 days for KCD2 to sell two million copies. E33 did in in 12 days.

saaaaaaaar buy the needful are am French sar

Why, because a traditional turn-based JRPG with some modern elements is extremely popular, while action slop like FF7 Rebirth and FF16 fail spectacularly relative to budget?

more same sex couples and black people in their games? that's what the consultants are saying anyway

AAA vs AA. Open world normalfagcore vs turn-based JRPG. Are you we todd did?

anime aesthetic is fine, the issue is the shit that has become tropes by now

retarded kids

power of friendship

shounen cliches

mindbroken sloptranny

We don't sign our posts here.

shit zoomer anime

broken ESL babble

lol

AI post

Of course it did
It felt good playing through a story, characters, and narrative that felt genuine, artful, real, and wouldn't have all these off-key 'japanese humor' moments that make me want to alt+f4 in secondhand embarassment.

Slants should try making their media less infantile, cringeworthy, and childish, if they want to sell more to western adutls

2 million is nothing so Final Fantasy will likely remain an action game with rpg elements shoved into it. E33 would need to outsell VII Remake's 7 million before they'd care.

we consoom the slop here

t. mindbroken sloptranny

Observe

It literally just the word "parry", isn't it?
If they had named their active dodge/counter system literally anything else, the mindbroken Anon Babbleirgins with chronic Souls derangement syndrome wouldn't keep having constant melties

brainrot zoomzoom

2 million is what modern Final Fantasy averages while having a major established brand name and an obscene marketing budget.

the power of multiplat launch

damn fotmjeets really seething over this one kek

proving once again, gamers are the most retarded consumer base on the planet. developers are expecting you to buy expensive hardware to render your own shitty walking sim movies instead of just buying a more cost effective, concise movie. and they just keep falling for it. watching this garbage on YouTube wasn't even remotely entertaining.

See

Two nukes were not enough this sort of degeneracy needs to be purged from the earth with extreme violence

What a fucking game, my god. I wish Sandfall the best going forward, fuck me how I loved the experience of playing this blind. Had been a *LONG* fucking time since I liked a modern game. This warmed my cold, Anon heart.
youtu.be/10m7CzhQrFs

jeetslop troontroon

t have all these off-key 'japanese humor' moments that make me want to alt+f4

youtu.be/8LbXTwxizBQ?t=303

heh I'm not brown and mad see it's you not me

LOL

pffth, as if SE need to take lessons from a game that only sold 1 million

I'm enjoying all those posters move the goalposts in real time.

still seething

guess I’ve really struck a nerve here

you gotta work on that bait, no one is this retarded, maybe drop the youtube bit at the end, that's just a dead giveaway

I feel like this argument is not 100% genuine. SE kept releasing Turn based games, they are just not as popular because they are kinda too japanese. You also still trying to attach Metaphor to the actual succesful WESTERN RPGs says a lot too.
SE biggest mistakes are:
1) partner with snoy and waste the game away in ps5, not even PS4 in 16's case
2) Make the remake in 3 parts.
FFVIIR also missed out that Steam x covid windows Capcom made and Sega made a smart use of. There is also the fact that 7 remake project is still telling the SAME story but with 200% filler, and you have groups who don't know if they will start with Remake and then they will burn out before starting part 3 or you will get people just joining for part 3. Anyway, it lost the people discussing a game because they already know the story.
With 16, it lacked a PARTY (and also trapped in ps5), which would have made people forgave not being turn based a lot more.
A turn based ff again would be kino though, but let's be honest that not everything is black or white

Is schizzy self-aware?

To add to :
Was Shadows a new IP created by a brand new studio comprimsed of barely 30 people with a quarter of the budget?

based wholesome retard

mummy I didn’t like it watching a game on YouTube!

well so- I mean beloved daughter did you try playing it? It’s a game after all

NO! Playing games is laaaaaame

defends brownslop """game"""

for free

KWAB
FOTMJEET
BTFO

or, hear me out, the game is just a massively boosted, inorganic psyop by the french government because when you actually play the game, you realize what an overly dramatic, poorly written shit story it has and drop it. assuming you have more than a few brain cells rubbing together, that is.

Normies adore mediocre slop

ya seethin jeet?

You didn't play the game. Also take your meds or gtfo to

You're a very unintelligent drone. Did babby get dropped on the head?

name a game with a good story.

Selling the same as Rebirth

With probably not even 10% of it's budget.

LMAOOOO!
Squarebros... what happened!?

The Tendie is MALDING. Remember, Zelda lost to bear cock.

slop

jeet

KWAB

you forgot your 'jak, retard. If you're going to be an NPC, don't stop at the finish line. Fucking ESL failure.

Thief: The Dark Project

With probably not even 10% of it's budget.

Probably far less than that.

E33 got 3 sales updates before Rebirth got one

Grim.

There's nothing they can say to save face. They could call it woke for having browns in it, but Rebirth has an insane amount of blacks as well as faggotry in it.

Game was great, and all the seething Discord raiding retards being mad as fuck is just the icing on the cake.
Très bien

Woke game. Pass.

damn, maybe take a break from defending fotm slopperino, little too emotional sis

Weebcuck seething

so retarded the only way he can continue existing is if everything he doesn't like is "bait"

truly pathetic, but you just proved my point. thank you
hard cope. I pirated, dropped, and then skimmed the cutscenes to see what I was missing - which turned out to be wasting hours of my life on artfag slop. keep seething that you are a moronic waste of existence for (((the games industry.)))

So, how many of you faggots realize The Writers win in Maelle's ending? Making it the objectively bad one.

faggotry in it

you must be joking right? why did they add faggots in ff7?

psyop by the french government

Holy shit the derangement on this board is reaching critical levels

this
i hate anime and anime aesthetics so much it's unreal
weebs holocaust when?

Grimdark non-anime visuals

Parryslop

FromSlop fans already interested in this

le stronk wamen

realistic-looking characters

VAs are from le popular shows

turn-based rpg which means more of a movie than a videogame

Normieniggers got their neurons triggered by these and consoomed

You come off as very angry. Let me guess. Receding hairline and lopped off foreskin?

Writing objectively has far more depth than painting, they are the superior guild and deserve the win.

My post was accurate and effective I got you slopjees seething up a storm KEK

They have an entire team designated to add shit like that over at SE. You find lesbos and homos all over the place in Rebirth. Also interracial couples.

Selling the same as Rebirth

rebirth sold about 3m on 1 console. E33 is multiplat.
this fact mindbreaks retards, such as yourself.

t. paintard

rebirth sold about 3m on 1 console

Proof?

30 years

still angry

nothing you do can stop this game and yet you sit here and type out your buzzword laden posts while crying like a bitch
LOL

Macron was literally at Sandfall's offices and whipped them to add mimes and French curses

Nope. They haven't announced any numbers, and unofficial numbers were 2 million, not 3. Trophy data says it's around 2.

outsold tekken 8, which sold 3m.

Weebcuck

another one striking out at their own delusions
TOP KEK

Well, I mean, what about the more important part about keeping her brother's soul shackled in an eternal hell despite the NPC repeatedly telling her throughout the game how shitty and miserable he is

Nope.

Yep see

Not surprised it's a based superstar saga-like

n-no u

many such cases
SEETH SAR SEETHE

anime visuals used to be kino.
now it's all fotm zoomer cringe slop

Nope. Actual Sony data says 2.

Just shave your head. Trying to hang on to such a weak hairline is futile.

SEETH

damn, ESL is mad
game = dabbing
you = sobbing
Loving
Every
Laugh

MON DIEU!!! WHERE C'EST LE NIGGEUR?!?!

I can tell you're a 2016 tourist just by how retarded your posts are

"It outsold X" doesn't sound very proof-like to me. Do you have something more official, like a sales announcement of sort?

Their budget doesn't matter when they are funded by netease (chinese company.)

Brain damage.

Lmao what a flop
Hahahaha
Also genshin impact made over a billion this year :)

Macron personally demanded from Sandfall that to receive funding they need to promote traditional French culture in their game therefore every female character has a canon bush, as tradition dictates.

8 out of 10 pure slop

jesus the state is dire

why do chinese hate the game then?

Gacha game with lootbox strategy makes millions fleecing retards from their money with gacha chinese anime trash.

Yeah, go figure, this is why you lot are Anon Babbleermins and not Anon Babbleros.

Oh nonononono the zoomtard cannot into evidence. If that’s your standard you got any announcements that say it didn’t sell 3 mil? If no then by your own standard you are wrong laddie

Macron doesn't even know who Sandfall is

Tendie hiding behind genshin now

Lmao

I'm starting to think Rebirthfags will never recover from E33's success

I love patriotic French liberalism now?!

They just hate it cuz it isn't made in Japan or China. They would be drooling all over it. Dunno, does it have any NTR-lite content to trigger the turbocels?

this post is so retarded it looped back around to being hilarious. You retards are MINDBROKEN lmao

Cry loser we won
Big sale=good game
Suck my cock now hahhaa

t-that doesn't count

wew

I loved both

But then again I'm a Tifafag and didn't expect her to hijack Rebirth to the degree she did

don't care, cute girl ending > dude ending
always

I hope they got a huge bag of goypass cash from M$.

my imagination and desires are proof!

lol lmao

I say slop(it is) you seethe(you are
It just works

I love both games though. Rebith GOTY 2024 and E33 GOTY 2025.

nobody buys genshin impact as a game, it made in revenue due to expansion packs, nobody cares how much money an expansion pack generates when its optional DLC anyway. You are literally the pic related of modern gaming.

wtf you can't just like 2 games!

I love you will never post this with botw or totk everytime some rockstar game outsell it, hypocrite nintentroon

I say meds, and you take said meds.
MEDS

Queen of Anon Babble will be very funny this year.

kind of curious about this game

can tell it’s very aggressively being shilled and have a vague idea of the ending

Man is it even fun I’m almost done with Xenoblade X

This game causes unmitigated Squaretranny and Tendie mald. It's a thing of beauty.

m-m-meds

seethejeetsissies……

I like both too, don't let haters falseflag get to you, they tried to use Ai Limit to shit on expedition 33 just because some schizo didn't want threads of that game here

Stop reading spoilers like an idiot and play it, it's short

Why didn't it work for Yiik, Anachronox, Third Age and other attempts lost in time?

I can tell you're cold turkeyposting. You're probably shivering as you post this.

That seems a weird reaction to a relatively benign question. I just think it's far better to have an official statement as basis for our conversation. Easy to find, too, Square gives them all the time (like pic related), so there should be something similar for Rebirth.

slopsoomer cope

everytime

The problem is that the damage is done, and there's no way to divorce the anime aesthetic from those tropes in normal people's minds.
You HAVE to remove anime from the cover if you want your shit to succeed in the west, unless you want to fundamentally limit your audience to the weaboo crowd.

Why does Ben Starr keep voicing the most /kino/ chads. And how did the lose the awards gauntlet a few years back to the one-not faggot vampire from BG3

Anachronox

I'm still mad that sequel with all the cut content was never made.

my imagination and desires

if it outsold tekken 8 in every territory, tekken 8 sold 3m, then yes it did sell 3m.
I'm afraid you lost...

It also helps that this game isn't shit like the majority of turn-based JRPGs made post-2010, like Falcom games.

There was a concerted hate campaign against ass creed. This one was hyped up by reddit. So the success story of ass creed is much more impressive.

gets more incoherent and ESL babble-filled as the thread goes on

LOL bitch is fucking sobbing! Huge fucking baby tears HAHAHA

I love when new slop of the month drops
the seethe is abundant and free

2023-2024 darkest years of gaming.

Those were all generic slop at their core. No amount of removing anime from the cover was going to save games that wanted to LARP as JRPGs without actually understanding what makes the genre tick in the first place.

It’s paid shills funded by squeenix and falcom. They are panicking their games are exposed as slop and desperate to get the narrative changed. Hence all these low effort esl seetheposts about E33

Most creators fear how sensitive modern otakus are so females can't interact with other males, villains can't be villains and everyone must love the mc. It wouldn't be so bad if this was for Isekai or self insert genre but now most faggots try to force this on EVERY japanese product

I like him a lot, but I hope moving forward he gets to do more range than just that same Clive voice. Getting that for every character will get stale.

They would announce 3 million if it had sold that. They, however, not announced anything and refuse to do so despite announcing 3 million for previous games. It's over. Rebirth lost.

Anon Babble tries to divide ff and clair obscur

clair obscur devs are literal ff fanboys

like poetry

The fact you couldn’t name anything that wasn’t an indie game or made less than 20 years ago says a lot

You'd love life even more if you took your meds. Have I told you that Baldur's Gate 3 won GOTY and BTFO zelda in 2023? Now that Zelda game was a copy-pasted sloppa game. Glad it lost.

hope slopofthemonth sees this sis

it NEEDS an announcement

lol he copin

quick ESL, tell your 'cord sisters you need brownup. You're losing another thread!

Was really glad they could make an actually modern take on old FF pacing so flawlessly, I hope at the very least it encourages Square to cut down bloat on future projects

No numbers vs confirmed 2 million. Rebirth lost. You'll have to get back to us when they post numbers.

I can feel the estrogen emanating from your posts, just letting you know

classic FF was good years ago which means I have to remain loyal to SE and their garbage modern releases

Do brand worshippers really

So now that we know that Clair Obscur is basically their overarching franchise name, does that mean we aren't getting a Writers vs Painters game? Because I want to see how strong Clea really is.

Kino pic. Still hate nu-FF doe

Tranime is basically permanently tainted at this point. Anyone who doesn’t have mental illness has an instinctual reaction of disgust when they see tranime

Damn, you're UNHINGED. That's what playing Nintendo games does to you, huh?

Japan has fallen

it didn't sell anything because I didn't see an announcement

pissing and seething

Big sale=good game

This is the exact argument E33 shills uses to defend their shit game btw. Hypocrites all the way down.

you don’t need a discord to get the numbers I’m pulling sis
I just speak the truth and the results speak for themself, SAD

It didn't sell what you claim because there was no announcement when that milestone had an announcement from the same company previously. They also announced other milestones for other games. You're coping.

yfw ff7 remake was supposed to be SEs golden goose “break glass in case of emergency” game

how did they fuck it up so badly? Why didn’t they just release it in 2007 like everybody wanted

Japan is going to milk this a lot. This is the era after Nier Automata. So now it's going to a lot of JP games trying this formula.

unknown french team sold 2 million effortlessly

meanwhile, popular american and japanese studios, have to spend millions to achieve the same success

Post-FF12 is when they decided that video games should take at least 5 years to develop.

It didn't sell what you claim because there was no announcement

lol that isn't how that works lil bro.

I just don't see why you seem so adamant to not post Rebirth's sales announcement. It would make the argument easier for both parties and should be easy to find, I found one for Triangle Strategy too. Why bother with being vague?

dam u seethin sissy! was it because I called slop the slop? you don’t have to answer that unless you’re seething

Yes, that the industry grew up from that genre.

Thats good isnt it? they dont say players. they say sales.

Woman moment

Why didn’t they just release it in 2007 like everybody wanted

I didn't want it then either. Compilationfags were insufferable.

FF16 sells 3 million

they proudly announce it

next FF doesn't sell anywhere close to that less than a year later

no announcement

Rebirth was said to severely underperform. This was information relayed to the people who own the company. You're coping. This french AA game made by 30 baguettes outdid it with zero hype.

WE FUCKING WON!

t. Square Enix exec

Motherfucker these results are great for a JRPG especially since E33 has legs due to word of mouth, Persona 5 took like a year to sell 2 millions, Xenoblade Chronicles 3 probably only sold around 2 million copies in total
Not every game costs a quarter billion dollars and needs to sell 5-6 million copies to break even

Are you we todd did?

Take a deep breath and try again anon

It’s quite good so the troons have to invent reasons to seethe

You're definitely we todd did.

yes that’s what you’re having lmao

nigger doesn't know about all the grants and subsidies the French gov't hands out to boost its economy

maybe at least do some research before kneejerk shitposting, eh? anyone with a functioning set of eyes should be able to see the massive astroturfing campaign this underwhelming garbage has been receiving. the French gov't desperately wants that ROI it handed out to the studio.

It's character behaving like human beings and not a collection of anime tropes.

BG3 2 years ago. Wukong last year. Now this.
It's pretty evident AAA as we know are pretty much dead in 5 years. Every upcoming exciting game is AA.

announce ff16 sold 3 million

internet retards use this to screech and scream that your game was a flop

don’t make same announcement for next game

Gee I can’t understand why

Funny how it's been 8 years and N:A is still SE's biggest single player cashcow. Nothing in its modern catalog surpassed it.

see >they proudly announce it

Rebirth was said to severely underperform

maybe according to Anon Babble

Maelle bros can't stop winning!!!

Mod to remove qtes completely when?
I'd like to buy and try the game but I would rather eat my own shoe then touch anything qte

outdid it with zero hype.

Just because your dumb ass ignored this game doesn't mean people were not looking forward to it. This was the standout game in the summer games fest last year.

qte

Set them to automatic?

WE WON HOPESISTERS
ON THIS DAY WE KILLED THE CHURCH OF TORTANIC

Another cope. 3 million was a self-admitted flop. Rebirth was said to be the same flop to investors.

Yoshi P already said he's okay with xvii being whatever it's director wants, including a cod like fps.

CRINGE, this how you know women are slurping this slop up

lol?

It’s paid shills funded by squeenix and falcom

this is more in line with something from the mcu rather than anime.

Metaphorbros we lost.... FFbros, I'm nervous...

What's the problem here?

How much do you think it'll sell in it's lifetime? 5-8 million maybe?

Since Square sold all their western wide eye Gaijin studios, who will they blame when their games sell like shit?

That face needs fixing, perhaps a little fire would help

So it did sell 3 million? Get your story straight young coper

When did they stop making turn based games?

Canon.

Wrong, it was a novelty at best. That's why the sales started slow and they began posting milestones as "players" rather than "sales," and it was only 500k. Now it's 2 million sales.

You are genuinly mentally ill.

There was a concerted hate campaign against ass creed.

You mean a long series of fuck ups by Ubisoft themselves for years, including the infamous "Players need to learn to be comfortable not owning their games."?

xhe means real human beings like in xhemselves streamingslop series they binge watch

Even less since they didn't even want to announce it. It's one of their biggest financial failures since Spirits Within.

I agree with you but I think FF7 Rebirth mostly avoided the cringey anime weeb shit most jrpgs have. In general I think most mainline Final Fantasy games avoid the super cringe shit from other JRPGs. Final Fantasy 13 was the only one I felt was very cringe and weeb.

what are you on about

Hopefully Nomura and finally fire that worthless hack

3M by the end of the month and 5M lifetime. More if it wins goty of course and come to switch 2

"A certain number of sales" is a pretty vague statement and isn't really relevant in our comparison of sales. I'm pretty sure Square gave an official numbers around a week after release, like they usually do with pic related. Should be a far more reliable metric.

Even their tweets are cringe

5-6 million unless they keep milking it like Atlus did with Persona 5, then they can hit 10 by 2030

we continue

UNHINGED

Lifetime? I reckon 5 across all plataforms
Specially if it wins tga

have you ever played X-2?

we're satisfied

No you aren't!!!!

lil bro crashing out hard.

this game isntargeting women and trans so it’s effective

Actionslop zoomers on suicide watch.

3M by the end of the month

Doubt it desu

5M lifetime

Sounds reasonable, it'll sell sell when it wins GOTY

She won!

based

Giga cringe but not a mainline ff

Doubt it desu

don't forget most of the physical editions are still sold out as of now

rebirth brought up in the first post

jesus christ the autism is powerful

Anachronox

Came out in an era where videogames weren't as big as they are today, if did come out today would've been a decent success

Yiik

Barely scraping, game that was doomed already before it released, the artstyle does a lot to promote your game

Third Age

That one made more than 1 milion sales if you are referring to the Lord of the rings one.

Gambling skinner box "game" with a yearly advertising budget in the hundreds of millions made a billion this year

Ok.

Are you sure? Because you don't seem interested in it

7Rfags are at war with every JRPG.

I simply asked for an official statement about Rebirth's sales to compare it with E33's sales, which have an official stated number of 2 millions in 12 days. Comparing "2 millions" to "a certain number" is obviously not very productive, so I'm asking for more tangible data. I'm not really sure of why this gets you so agitated.

You need to stop posting this evil selfish person.

He's very insecure.

Tendie shills in desperate damage control lmao. Imagine having autistic arguments over the technicalities of how sales are counted to try and dethrone the goty. E33 won so hard it’s unreal

n-no

and we’re back

no it's just one autist

Obsessed

including a cod like fps.

Please do this, SE. It would be hilarious.

1 million for an EA LotR game? It certainly underperformed.

SLOPSISTERS
WE WON

You literally have the option in game to remove them and make them auto succeed

Around five million.

Nope. I only played the main ones really. I didn't really play many of the spin offs.

It's more attractive than the game's native style.

The last one was ff10

Good for them. $40 was an absolute steal for this gem.

What were the expected sales?

many are saying this
they’re trans btw

It does pander to the movie game casual audience so it's not that surprising.

François is based, fuck you.
youtube.com/watch?v=qhLXQScygJk

most praised games in last few years are all rpgs

why does this chart bother you two so much?

fat bitch

just like my appletv slop!!!!!!
BINGE INCOMING

Idk but it was the only game from that generation that didn't get a sequel.

Who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to turn FF into an idol game

gustave's expression here before the fight was priceless

EA considered it a commercial success back in the day. And we are talking about PS2-Xbox-Gamecube era, where basically doing that number meant going big anyway.

reviewers giving it a 7/10's for too much gameplay

movie game

Which one is it, cock smoker?

ai music

As long as narratives involve light and dark, they can make whatever they want. Clair Obscur 1 obviously revolves around paintings and thus chiaroscuro but a Clair Obscur 2 could be about the white of pages and dark of ink or some shit

Why are you having a mental breakdown due to lack of sales figures? No official sales numbers means it sold less than the previous game they announced them for. It's that simple. Of course, they also said that 7R severely underperformed. That combined with no announcement can only mean one thing.

Does it trouble you?

Do you know what's the funniest part of it all?
It could have saved Ubisoft if they had given their own passionate juniors a hundredth of the money they burned on Skull and Bones, or XDefiant, or AC Shadows, or Star Wars Outlaws.
How do you fumble the bag so catastrophically?

gamepass free trialers downloading and uninstalling the game within 30 mins counts as players/installs

kek you turn based faggots are so delusional.

oh man Anon Babble was already seething at 1mil
lmao i can't wait to see what happens next

I agree with you somewhat. I payed and finished the game and liked it but it was very clearly pushed very hard by some group or government or whatever. Like it was for sure shilled very hard.

I didn't really laugh at this part, i mean i saw the quippy marvel whedonslop they were going for, but when it falls flat at least I feel neutral about it
versus japanese schtick of a girl going

KYAAAAAAAAAH!

at being embarassed at something being overacted like the funniest thing in the world that just makes me cringe, viscerally

Hope they keep the core of the studio small
The timeless trap these small startups and studios fall into is seeing the slightest hint of success then hiring like crazy

muh reviews

Bingewatchsisters we’re on the ropes!!!!

Hypocrites all the way downkino...

What am i supposed to be angry at here?

Zelda taking a bear cock really did a number on these people.

You forgot to call it slop

cringing on monoco

Wow, you must be so mature anon

I ignore good games

I'm not surprised.

It doesn't count gamepass, retard

acgbros i don't feel so good..

this
why would I be angry my sis is enjoying some delicious slop

Incoming msn article is going to be so good, bros.

Which is stupid, because it's easily one of the best games I've ever played.
The contrarianism if Anon Babble gets tiresome sometimes.

Yiik is way too deep narratively for gamers and I’m not even sure the art form will ever reach that level where the average gamer can even engage with it

the "writers" are on a higher plane of living.
Painted World
"paris" world
writers world who created the paris world
real world

sold

gamepass

Anon...

I haven't ignored anything. I'm saying this wasn't hyped in any meaningful way by anyone. Especially not enough to sell millions.

It's been outselling Oblivion on Steam the past several days. Granted a lot of 33's sales are in China and bugmen don't give a fuck about Oblivion.

we’ve already concluded its slop, try and keep up

Why are the dumbest retards also the smugest

bad chinese translation

yes but anime doesnt look like that now. now it looks weeb like persona and fire emblem and so on.

NOOO I LIKE THE GAMERINO YOU CANT DISAGREE

slopbrained

Ouch, I don’t want to give that a click but obviously his review was negative but what could his complaints possibly be

answers question with a question

man you are not taking this conversation well.

No official sales numbers means it sold less than the previous game they announced them for

they wouldn't have announced XVI's sales then, since it sold less than XV. And no I'm not saying rebirth sold more than remake kek.

I'm not really sure why you say this. "2 millions" vs "#17 in US 2024 year sales" doesn't really tend itself to productive comparison in a sales argument, so I think it'd be far more productive and reliable to use an official statement to compare their sales and their retention. It's a pretty common practice of Square to do so, and we can already see how E33 compare to their smaller scale releases. But for some reason, you get weirdly aggressive when I ask you this, which seems counterproductive when said statement would most likely be in favor of Rebirth.
I don't even know how this came about. Hopefully I get an answer at some point, though, we're kind of running in circles.

Oh nonononono the poster is retarded

Stillbirth, a remake of the most famous JRPG of all time, can't even compete with 33 fucking frogs who got bored lol

Why did this games success make people here so rabid?
Slopposter is completely unhinged itt.

Game dev in America and Canada is dead. All the well liked games in recent years come out of Europe or Japan or China or other vaguely asian places I don't know the names of.

it wasn't even a review
it was just him complaining about QTEs the entire time
he didn't even mention if he'd recommended it or not and had to edit the title of the vid because comments were shitting on him

Macron literally demanded that all romance options would have to be with granny seniors. The devs negotiated a bit and they settled on 32 year olds

17 in US 2024 year sales"

*#18 sold 3m copies
this fact hurts you so much. Sad.

Greedy piggies get slaughtered and Square is a fat swine

My opinion matters and yours doesn’t simple as.

how did they fuck it up so badly?

They decided it would be a good idea to split it into 3 games and develop them over 15 years

the overworld is insane levels of kino

I am not one of those copies sold, I pirated mine on PC.
I'm waiting for the GOTY edition.

All these shills and still haven't sold more than ass shadow lol

We should do a hater bingo

It wasnt 30 people

The writer is from reddit

Pajeets astroturfing

Chinese bots

This couldnt had enough hype to perform like this

Am I forgetting something else?

he doenst have anime voice

The british irl aren't this mean :(

I’ve hit my make slopsissies(trans) (obese foids) seethe quota so time to turn these into the based department

AI music

Black NPCs in the prologue

French government paid for the game

Inorganic success

SE announces milestones for every single game, good or bad. They have not for Rebirth, and additionally have said it severely underperformed to invenstors. You connect the dots.

muh gamepass

There’s at least one tard who tries this and doesn’t read the “copies sold” part

Ngl taking so long for each installment absolutely killed
They should have gone with a HD remake and called it a day

All these shills and still haven't sold more than ass shadow lol

And also not remake the game.

this but mine aka the correct one

I like how confused he was, like "are we supposed to fight now?"

Not on Bingbox, therefore it's an industry plant game.

have you seen how burgerland and their red retards are currently doing? I think that answers your question.
They are literally doubling down on how to be retards, it's really impressive

It sold fine and remake part 3 is already being developed while everyone will forget Slopedition 33 out of 100 in a month

Outsourced to Korea

French government psyop

It's the "woke trannies" falseflagging because the game is white

The music is AI generated, a Japanese teenager can make a better OST for a VN

The game is AI generated

Parryslop soulslop fromslop slop slop

It's a coordinated journalist attack against Holy Japan

Gustavo looks brown

The 16 year old doesn't have tits or ass

Something something UE5 westlop ugly manjaw designs only anime looks good

A literal youtube stock music for some battle theme, I'm NOT joking. Why is that? I don't get it

DELET

spoiler

Same

What was its budget compared to Ass Shadows

>The game is AI generated

The aesthetic feels like AI generated

Clearly not in the US only, or else you'd be arguing Tekken 8 somehow sold 0 copies outside the US. It's why a sales number is far more reliable and direct, as it leaves no room for speculation. I don't see why you seem insistent it "bothers" me, and why you're still not posting Rebirth's sales announcement which is Square's common practice.

I think people expecting it to win goty already are jumping the gun a bit. Your forgetting about Dead Stranding 2 (which I didnt even give a shit about but the media loves kojima) and Ghost of Yotei (woman bonus from 1st game, media will give it bonus points to own women hating chuds etc etc), Metroid Prime 4 and theres probably 1 or 2 other random games I'm forgetting that have a chance later this year. Also look back from this year and KC2, Split Fiction and Blue Prince were all well liked by the media as well. So I think people are being a bit premature when immediately declaring Expedition 33 as goty.

I don't even dislike the remake but this decision is still mindblowing to me. They could have easily done 1 more tightly paced game, take out bloat and release it all at once and people would have bought the shit out of it. Now they've set themselves up to having to maintain an audience for over a decade, across console generations, setting expectations that can practically never be met and potentially even just creating FF7 fatigue during the process.

It's shipped

Heh, not bad but still

Underperforming to the point of tanking your entire company's stock isn't "selling fine." They haven't announced anything because it's that bad. You're the one who's insecure about successful games like E33 and Metaphor. They were both made with 5% of Rebirth's budget.

And Remake Part 3 will sell less than Stillbirth, just like the 13 trilogy :)

new cope dropped

SE announces milestones for every single game

no they don't lol. Avengers never got a sales announcement. It was reported to have sold 3m. In fact avengers is the reason why they stopped giving sales updates in FR.

said it severely underperformed to invenstors.

No they didn't lol. In fact, they recently said they were happy with its sales. Before the PC launch. You need to calm down buddy and face the facts.

The nogs in the intro

It's shipped

Well the game is out of stock pretty much everywhere, so shipped can be counted as sold in this case

Forgot about DS2.

How many times was Ass Shadows delayed and what was its budget again anon?

Reminder that Clea has a man face. She unironically looks like a tranny.

Steam has 1 millions sold, consoles are around that
They are being retarded here, it is easily on 2m sold territory

heckin slop kino

2h long credits btw

Deserved. What a cool game.

It count this time because I said so

Barry, barry, barry...
You forgot your meds again?

5-10 million euros.

am I supposed to care? I don’t play sloppa…can you say the same?

They literally say sold retard

TIME FOR A SWIM SWIM

Yes because I didn't play shadows

Rebirthfags have been clinging to the cope that E33 "only" sold 1 million.
They're running out of copes to run to. It's time to fucking kneel.

Clearly not in the US only

Of course, its why Rebirth got a higher award for better sales than Tekken 8.
blog.playstation.com/2024/12/03/30th-anniversary-playstation-partner-awards-2024-japan-asia-winners-announced/

Grand Award: Awarded to the top three titles developed in the Japan and Asia regions with the highest worldwide sales between October 2023 and September 2024*.

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (Square Enix Co. Ltd)

Partner Award: Awarded to titles developed in the Japan/Asia region with top-ranked worldwide sales between October 2023 and September 2024*, with particularly noteworthy accomplishments.

Tekken 8 (Bandai Namco Entertainment Inc.)

You NEED to stop coping about one game's success as an exclusive.

a game so good that all of you like shitposting about final fantasy more than talking about the actual game

copies sold

Anon Babble seething and coping

The published said it was including shipping

Can someone explain why Alcia is blamed for the fire? Like who does Clea act like it was her fault the fire started? Shes very rude and mean to her burn victim sister who is in constant pain and suffering. They blame her for the brother dying but he just tried to save her from the fire. Nobody would behave like this irl. If my house went on fire and my sister was trapped and I went in to save her and I died in the process I doubt my family would all be hating on my sister and blaming her for my death.

Don't care, busy with lewd mods for Oblivion Remster.

How do you think they will be coping when 3 million is announced by end of May?

Without GTA 6 it's going to be a duel between Death Stranding 2 and E33, and I don't think kojimbo will get it, if it's as divisive and weird as the first game.
Yotei is still a derivative sequel of a Ubisoft-esque game, KCD2 is still janky and not boundary pushing as the first game (still great but not a step forward, it's more of the same) and Nintendo games are irrelevant outside of Nintendo, unless it's some first party console launcher media circus like BOTW.

That was for the 1m announcement

You seem very insecure. Both FF16 and 7R underperformed, officially. They also announce sales for all their JRPGs, including garbage like Bravely Default. The issue here is the game not selling enough to be presentable. It did poorly, and the third part will do even worse due to direct narrative sequel drop-off.

but you do play and defend slop…grim

Or, hear me out, you might just be a shizo that needs to touch grass

i hate anime and anime aesthetics

it says sales not players

its pretty nice E33 is selling this much as an exclusive, like rebirth was.

How do you feel about BG3 winning all non-Nintendo fansite GOTY awards in 2023, leaving TotK in the dust?

So they changed methodology between 1m and 2m?
Right.

the review sounded like it was written by ai. unironically desu. it was extremely half assed.

enters a salesposting PVP thread

No shit, go to one of the multiple threads that go to bump limit daily to discuss the game

the devs claim to be weebs, so this game wouldnt exist without weebs
unless you admit that the devs are lying pieces of shit and the game had over 400 devs, not 30

7R underperformed

seeYou NEED to stop ignoring sources to fit your reality.

how many players tho? You got a long way to go to catch up to Assassin's Kino

for context it took nier automata 3 months to do 1.5mil and it eventually went on to hit 10mil

It's said that she was naive and the writers manipulated Alicia in some way. But we don't get exact details.

The devs are 39 (30 frogs and 9 cuckreans). You have to be retarded if you think QA testers and localisation monkeys are devs. Even FOTM indieslop outsource this.

Yet you play Final Trantasy and its "love letters". Curious.

She was tricked by wriggers so it's Alicia's fault.

the devs claim to be weebs, so this game wouldnt exist without weebs

You fucking retard, they're fans of classic JRPGs from years ago, not modern otaku garbage.

Nier Automata has one of the weirdest sales patterns I think I've ever seen for a game. Doing about 2 million in its first year, and then consistently adding 1 million every year since, no decline.

Porn

Same thing will happen with E33.

they're fans of classic JRPGs from years ago, not modern otaku garbage.

Wait a second, I though JRPGs were trash since 10-5 years or so?
Now they're fans of the "classics" from a few years ago? Doesn't make sense.

devs are huge fucking ouiboos who love japanese vidya and culture, even having that tongue-and-cheek esquie conversation where Verso and him outright call each other weabs

Anon Babbleniggers use the success of the game to shit on japanese culture

lmao honestly im doing it too, it's just fun to bully weaboos because they act so sensitive and feminine, probably from the inherent autogynephilic of consuming too much moeshit

New IPs tend to be considered more than sequels to already accepted titles. And does anyone care about Death Stranding 2 in comparison to the hype around the first one? That one had the whole "first game after Konami/MGSV" angle to it, Dorito Pope's pic related hyping it up as this unexplainable experiment of gaming, all the trailers with the music and the MYSTERY BEACH NIGGAS and Mads Mikkelsen hype and blah blah blah. I feel like in comparison, even with Geoff sucking Kojima's balls, people's reaction to DS2 will probably be more just kinda "meh".

so why do the fights have Persona 5 styled UI

It may have actually outsold Rebirth since SE refuses to say how much it sold lol

getting to Simon finally

straight up Dark Souls vibes walking up to him and fighting him

beat him... wait a minute why didn't the achievement pop

game suddenly reaches Dark Souls levels I thought were impossible

have the stupidest grin on my face

This was so kino. It was so well done. Great game.

Nier was clearly a mouth-to-ear wonder.

Oh, so why don't you go to your western website? This is a website that is a copycat of a Japanese website and it has anime as a comrade. Just like your game that sold for 2 million, it copied all its ideas from Japan. You keep complaining that you are good at it. But western people like you have no future. It's pathetic.

See you again in the episode This Tencent game sold for 3 million.

sharteen with a feminization fetish

just another day of the week

Western gaming devs trying to lure "gamers" using JP culture lead to AC:Shadows flopping (mah 2 gorilion players cope incoming)

Western gaming devs make a JP-mainly-exclusive genre game by removing JP aesthetic lead to the success of CO:E33

really makes you wonder, maybe it's the end of the weeb era

The themes tourist niggers like you piss your pants about (power of friendship, retarded teenagers and mascots, "anime" tropes) are more prevalent in Squareslop and Final Trantasy than anything modern.

Wonder how many people realized it's a reference to gif related

All it lacked was a

FORGIVE ME....CLEA...

at the end

it's one of those evergreen titles like the classic FF games which is more rare to see these days. With E33's reception it should perform similarly

boss weapon is dogshit and mogged by other weapons

Just like Dark Souls

Anon, that's just a breakdance move.

literally harder than any fromsoft boss

maybe they felt a little too inspired

Japan has nothing to worry if this soulless poorly written AI slop is the best the West has to offer.

Even if the Weeb era ends, it will not be the era of white people or French people It is the era of the Chinese people.

also

Western gaming devs

If you know a little, that's good.

Game was great, and all the seething Discord raiding retards being mad as fuck is just the icing on the cake.

Très bien

It reminds me of ER launch. If those fags are seething and shitposting here it's always a good sign.

well it's either

Canadians are honorary French

or

French are honorary Canadians

I am being confused here, as you seem to be arguing against someone who isn't here. I'm not sure why you seem me asking for a very common statement Square releases for their games is interpreted as an "attack" on the game (why would asking for sales numbers be an attack at all?) when it could be an interesting basis to compare E33 and Rebirth, nor am I sure as to why you think I would be "angry" or "hurt" Rebirth is doing well, especially since that announcement is probably highly positive. Hopefully we bury the hatchet and stop chasing ghosts, and we can stop arguing about comparative metrics and instead hard data.

She trusted the enemies of her family and allowed them the opportunity to burn the house.

I'm curious if this game will get any hype or anything. It seems like another weird game.

don't be so sure

Kodaka begging people to play his game

Bros...

2 million in two weeks

THIS is the game that is being astroturfed and marketed by the very obvious chatgpt bots to absolute oblivion?

Tears of the kingdom sold over 10 million in 3 days lmao

French here, we don't want to be associated with those fuckers.

It could be nice if we go by the Writers next time. There's no way they mentioned that shit for them not to explore that part. I wonder how they'll change up the gameplay though.

b-but... final fantasy...

Is every tendie a schizophrenic?

Zelda lost to ursine phalli. Thoughts?

very interesting essay
but that doesn't disprove that rebirth sold more than tekken 8

subs and mtx not included

Your table doesn't say that
Rowling won
Monster Hunter chads won
UK gods won
Ubisoft lost
You lost

N:A actually was a big inspiration to a lot of games in Japan. I have no trust in the West so I think Japan will actually take a look at E33 and see how they can take stuff from it.

is that really the best you could muster? jesus..

Ursine Phalli is a better game than Excrement 33.

d-don’t f-forget the t-tendies!!

(posted in the other carbon-copy thread)

I'm counting 7 threads on the cat right now, and another thread that's a carbon copy of this one.

How many do you get? What advertising package did you pick?

simple, effective, and accurate

It seems nice. I like the fact you don't have any map only use landmarks for navigation.
The only thing keeping me from getting hype is that it is made by Quebec fags

It's unfortunate you outright refuse for some reason I'm not sure to post Square's announcement of Rebirth's sales when it could lead to an interesting conversation. Hopefully I'll have better luck next time.

it's finally final...

We had 21 at one point today.

I'm actually surprised. I checked some JP comments about the game. They love it. Basically saying the same thing as the Western fanbase.

But that's not what I'm surprised about. What I'm surpised about is that their favorite female in the game is Lune. I honestly thought it would be Maelle.

What happens if we get 33

It's a better game than BotW and TotK, hence its status as GOTY in a Zelda year. Thoughts?

How many of those are rage bait and shitpost threads? There's literally one thread actually taking about the game.

Astroturfed game. I shant be buying your trojan horse title

That's nowhere near what's deserved.

She's an asian girl who follows the pretty reliable archetype of "bitchy dark-haired no-nonsense witch", I'm not THAT surprised. Don't they love Lulu there?

It makes chroma gas

Why am i supposed to hate him?

this is a good time to remind everyone of the true cancer ruining gaming and it is one you may have forgotten
WOMEN
yes, biological women "gamers" have caused this and I’m tired of them hiding behind their tranny meat shields

It's unfortunate you outright refuse for some reason I'm not sure

slow down buddy, you're gonna give yourself an aneursym over all this coping and seething you're doing.
Rebirth sold more than tekken 8 and you refuse to disprove it. Sad.

dollar sales

isnt kcd 40 bucks?

Japanese people playing this game are not the core otaku audience. They're mostly weastaboos.
The core otaku audience will never play a game without jap dub.
If I were the devs the first thing I'd do with the 2M money would add a Jap dub.

It makes sense, this game is heavily influenced by Japanese games in all but art style.

Anon Babble is repainted

The core otaku audience will never play a game without jap dub.

Good, they should stay away. They'll probably bitch that Gustavo is too old and they can't fuck Maele

I reject your reality and substitute my own

I'm saying I thought it was going to be Maelle because she's young. JP loves their teenage angst over adult angst.

Their main complaint, well not really complaint but hope, is the game to have a JP dub. They are also funnily mad about the Gestral beach mini-games.

Ngl it's pretty cringe when politicians hop on the bandwagon when a game or any media from their country receives universal acclaim.

What can they even take from it when the game is already pastiche of a bunch of japanese shit?

outdated 4 nigger in a row combat that's only found in low budget gacha shit anymore where it rightfully belongs

aesthetics of nu-FF

nier's music

nu-persona's interface

bing parry

le...SAD! story like 9 million other weeb shit

Don't forget the XIII blunder and Versus XIII / XV releasing with half of the game missing.

Japs have shit taste
I didn't mind her at first, but she's clearly designed to be a self insert for femoids

you already failed