Are any of them canonically virgins? I know Leah and Abigail are confirmed used-goods

The top tiered one

actually *hnawk* i'm atchracted to TEENAGHERSH

say less

Hey I don't write the laws, I just exploit them.

Absolutely based, fuck that bitch Lewis

Grandpa doesn't give you any points for completion for marrying Jaz

Clearly, this means he doesn't doesn't support Loli Wives

Good Farmers don't have Loli Wives.

Good Farmers don't have Loli Wives

Good farmers plant seeds at the most opportune time. It's like you don't understand basic human biology

marrying Jas

Am I missing something?

He gives points for marrying Shane. He is not infallible.

hagfags have to resort to lies

Grim. The game does not differentiate between whoever you're marrying for the candle points.

Shane is the closest example of what people who lust for kids end up like, if you think about it

Not confirmed a virgin

We could have had hag options but we got stuck with Emily instead.

dances alone waiting for (You) in the Y2 Flower Dance

Ape couldn't have made it any clearer when he added this in 1.6.

Jas is the only virgin, the rest are used goods.

Wait you can build cask other then the free ones that come after finally getting the house upgrade three times?

Anon...

ironically, the one you think would be the town bicycle is probably a virgin. I'm talking Haley. Abigail is still my waifu though

Yes, you get the recipe after buying the final Farm Upgrade. They cost 20 Wood and 1 Hardwood to build.

testicle

I love my wife Penny. She canonically wants to be perpetually pregnant.

pedos kill another stardew thread right out of the gate

Anon, look out! Pam got too drunk and she's stumbled into your bed!

Ignore degenerates, post farms.
The problem is that no one talks about the game, they either fight pedophiles or lust over the other characters.

Take male character

Genderswap them

They become better than all the canon girls

Amazing how all the original girls get mocked.

I'm still mad I was forced to give up another Skull Caverns run and all I got for it was two Seed Mixers.

I would definitely make Pizza for Fem-Shane.

If it makes you feel better I barely got my first ancient seed after nearly three in games years & finishing the community center,how long do these things take to grow?

funny enough it was just the normal mines not even the prehistoric part of the skull caverns

How many Bombs/Explosive Ammo do you guys usually bring with you for a Skull Caverns run?

My wife's a whore, admittedly.

would fuck in the homeless tent

She definitely buys special teas and herbs off of Caroline.

I would gladly date her.

Anon, THEY are the one missing something, not you

Yeah, missing copious liters of semen.

How, the moment you get to the skull caverns theres a high chance you get the prehistoric floors and those have quite a high chance of dropping ancient seeds.
They take a whole freaking month, 28 days.
I got mine around spring 12 year one so it will give me a fruit very soon.

For me it's Haley, Leah, femAlex harem.

Oh great, the MMO autist who has an unnatural hatred for anything remotely lewd is now shitting up our threads.

Probably Haley.
She was flower queen for like 6 years in a row and only steps down after getting married. The implication being that the flower queen has to be a maiden.

Abigail is used goods

Why do I keep seeing this? Where is this implied for her?

Abigail confirmed not a virgin

Where?

Nowhere. OP is a schizo

Well now hold on, we have a wiki that documents all dialogue in the game.
So if we look at the dialogue for her, Sebastian, Caroline, and Pierre there may be something.

Ok then where is it

I have twice that 1st day of summer. It was a pain.

Is Abigail a naughty freak like her Mom?

Haley

She will make fun of your shoes and tell you that you smell like grass. Most people are intimidated by the 4 time queen of the spring dance, but she's pure.

Maru

Weird and has an overbearing father. So, it's unlikely anyone ever tapped that yet.

No shes my cute shut in wife who likes vidya just like me

I can't wait to see what Mud will do with the hags of the valley.

Damn thats a lot, i upgraded my pick and my axe but i didnt upgrade my watering can, i planted more the second day but yeah i regret not calculating my spring crops to have the last 3 days free.

followup?

If Haley is a virgin how come she has so many horny lines? Most of the spouses don't even have one. Haley has four.

“You look like you've been working hard, dear. Let me help you de-stress.”

“Are you done with your work for the day? I'm ready to have some fun. But if you're tired I understand.”

“Oh, I'm glad you're back. It's so cold in here by myself... Are you almost ready to shut off the lights?”

“Me?... Oh, I'm thankful for... how about I just show you when we get home tonight?”

She's been sexually pent up her whole life and now that she's finally married she can finally let loose with her husband and only him.

massage and watching tv together

board game/tv

she just wants to go to sleep

she is going to tell you you’re amazing and the best thing that’s ever happened to her

Where’s the horny lines?

I've gotten three in spring 1 before. One got struck by lightning in the first storm though.

Pierre sells Romance Novels in his Shop, several starring a City Girl hooking up with a strong Farmer Boy.

Each of the girls has a "guy friend" that they hang out with, except for Emily (she doesn't hang out with Shane I'm pretty sure).

You are dense enough to have your own harem.
Also she blushes when she says those lines.

Who cares. None of them compare to my wife.

always hanging out with the Japanese guy every single holiday

Weeb white girls are so fucking annoying.

And I’m dating his mom so he knows who’s boss

Based

There's really not much.
Definitely indications of a strong friendship between Abigail and Sebastian, but the word used is always friend. Nothing else.
If you marry Abigail and then sink to low hearts she says this:

“I wonder if I could've done better... I was very good friends with Sebastian before we met. He was probably the one...”

Depending on how you interpret that it's either confirmation that she was never in a romantic relationship with Sebastian or confirmation that she was and she regrets not staying with him.

Doesn't she have the hots for Alex if you don't romance her? What metric are using here? Afaik Abigail only has a crush on Seb, nothing ever happened between them.

Random question but what's with the NTR porn where some guy gets sad that his mom is fucking someone that isn't him?

Its pretty much like harvest moon, all Bachelorettes are in a direct frienship with one of the Bachelors (flower dance is the clear view of who is set with who), if you dont win one of them over, they eventually end up getting into a deeper relationship.
The whole "is not virgin" thing is probably someone with cheating fetish or some weird sexual fantasy going on his mind.

I think it's more the assertion that you could be their new step father and taking away the mother's attention/doting behavior from the child. It doesn't necessarily have to do with the son wanting to fuck the mom. It's more a dominance power play to put a kid in their place.

Leah is definitely used goods, though. There's no plausible deniability with her.

Absolutely no one cares about Leah tho.

That’s fine. She’s always my last person to date. I don’t care for discount robin

That makes a lot of sense honestly

She only has 3 lines that mention Alex.
1 where she wonders what he's doing.
1 where she asks the player to say hi to him.
1 where she asks the player to tell him she's busy.
You can look them up on the wiki.
You'd have to really stretch that comment about saying hi if you wanted to believe she had a crush on him.

If it weren't for that, I'd like her. She's pretty and I like her snobby granola hippie thing.

Leah is the only one confirmed to have been in a relationship so she is canonically the only non-virgin. Haley is the best girl by far.

I never understood the appeal of Leah. She always reminded me of one of those new age hippies. The ones that don't bathe regularly and are always stink of patchouli.

used goods

Can somebody explain this meme to me please? Do you use a different frying pan even after washing it because it's used goods? Do you use the same mug for coffee or tea after washing it even though it's used goods? Do you get a new car after having a different passenger in it because your car is now used goods? Where is the line drawn?
Did you ever share a pencil or a pen with anybody in school? You fucking whore!
Like???
What?

I know it’s a video game but you’re gonna have to accept that 90% of women past 20 will have been in a previous relationship.
You finding a perfect virgin wife is unrealistic. Especially when you don’t have anything special to offer yourself.
If you hate a woman just for having an ex then you will likely be alone forever

Simple, a virgin's never gotten any and thus is the most pent-up and most likely to get super ornery the first chance they get
Or have you never noticed you're surrounded by horny virgins right here

All the girls in Mineral Town are virgins
Even the mothers

they're pixels anon, also haley and maru

This. A Mormon girl I knew from high school was extremely sexually repressed by her church and parents, she wasn’t allowed to do anything even remotely romantic with guys.
The moment she moved away from all that she became the biggest slut I’ve ever seen. Literally 5+ guys every month.
I had a thing for her back in school too. Glad to see I dodged a bullet

jas must be protected

Okay. You're now her legal guardian.

I will teach her firearm safety and train her to kill without mourning pedos

Are you objectifying women??? Incel

You could've saved her, Anon

Nah. I asked her to prom and she denied me to go with some 6’5 dude named Peter.
He was a cool guy though, he never really pursued anything with her afterwards. She kept in contact with me during college but by that point I had moved on and she was whoring herself out to the extreme

That’s clearly a joke tho

She's high maintenance but in a kind of practical way. She's got expensive tastes, but it's for stuff like high quality healthy food instead of clothes or jewelry. She's the kind of woman that would take your kids out hiking to keep them off the internet and then have a picnic that would cost $100 per person at a fancy restaurant. She'd be awful in real life unless you were rich. But in game you're (eventually) a rich farmer, so it works. Although she might knit you a sweater out of her underarm hair.
All of the other bachelorettes and even bachelors can be headcanoned as virgins. Leah is the only one that can't, so she is automatically the worst choice.

wine

healthy

Huh.........!?!?

Leah and Elliot are the only two romances whose lives are steadily improved by you marrying them. They put their dreams on hold to become wagies, and by marrying them you allow them to pursue art/writing like they want.
Every other romance seems like you rip them of their lives.

Dont most get like their own room to do whatever crap they like? I remember Haley having like a small studio for her camera hobby.

yeah because Penny's life is so much better living with her drunk mother

Damn, the game's pixel portraits are fucking horrible, westdevs can't do pixelart

Sebastian can become like Ape and make his own vidya while supported by his farmer spouse.

I always feel bad for Emily when marrying her sister, since it leaves her all alone, so I just end up marrying both.