Switch 2 confirmed absolute dogshit
Switch 2 confirmed absolute dogshit
Yikes
clearer OP pic
poor tendies, instead of running benchmarks they'll have to play videogames on the Switch 2
Iirc the PS4 is equivalent to a 750Ti so it makes sense, I don't know how people were expecting the Switch 2 (mobile device) to compete with a PS5 (300W home console)
*PS4 games
hehe who cares about graphics and performance what matters is if the games are fun
$500 + tip + tariff tax + $10 upgrade DLC for a resolution and performance boost? Please come fuck my wife Doug Bowser
Fantasy benchmarks of a system that’s not out yet.
Yikes indeed.
fantasy benchmarks
The fuck is this cope? Lmao you tendies say the funniest things online
didn't surprise. nintendo games are the same dogshit tier.
don't forget about paying to be able to use internet that they've already paid for
It's insane how Snoytrannies do this shit every single console and are BTFO every time. Literally and genuinely zero people buy Nintendo products for graphics. You buy them for the games, which Snoy has forgotten existed. Not to mention most of Anon Babble have gaming PCs as well so we can play multiplats with high graphics.
a nintendo console is underpowered compared to its contemporaries
Wow who gives a shit?
You buy a nintendo console because you like nintendos approach to games, not because you want crisp 8k HDR graphics and real-time ambient occlusion
See ? You only have loyalty to defend yourslef from this imaginary page. Soon you will pretend digital foundry know their shit.
u bloody benchmark
No price?
twenty dollars a year to filter shitskins and brokies out of online games
Well worth the cost.
justifying bad purchasing decision-making
lmeow
Still buying a Switch 2
undocked is only a bit worse than steam kek
alright that was a surprise
shitskins and brokies can't afford/justify spending money on nintendo anyway
I felt bad about buying a Switch 2, two Pro Controllers, and a MicroSD Express card, but then I realized that all that costs as much as a mid-range graphics card.
How do you bench a system thats not out yet and will not allow you to install benchmark software?
pcjeets incapable of understanding optimization for a custom handheld SoC
bengladesh aren't sending their best!
Surely we wan compare a x86 laptop part to a custom SoC.
They never learn...
Yeah, bespoke ports will help Switch 2 punch a bit above its weight, but I'm not expecting miracles.
Nintendo is really setting up for a nice mid-gen refresh here. The incoming die shrink will have the same effect as the Mariko revision easily.
industry anticipates it's a little better than a PS4
benchmarks better than a PS4
why the malding itt?
spend years saying wiiu flopped because of the name
mald it's called the switch 2
Some fun facts: Nvidia and AMD had to battle hard to the chip in the Switch 2. Nvidia thought it was free, but it absolutely wasn't. The only reason why Nintendo ultimately went with Nvidia again was the fact that they could get their performance good enough at 5-10W, while AMD could not.
Rumor has it that Intel of all companies has secured the deal for the Switch 3 already. And probably through an insane deal like with the Switch 1 (where Nvidia basically gave away the OG chips for free). Nvidia only started getting some money back from the Mariko revision.
we know the exact silicon that goes into them you absolute tard
if that was even remotely true then they wouldn't be using silicon from 2020 you buffoon
ampere absolutely does not deserve to be called efficient
to the surprise of nobody
That's what I have heard from trustworthy sources. I don't care if you think otherwise.
so it's better than steam deck? lmao steamies are crying
IT'S A PORTABLE PS4
lmao tendies are so fucking gullible
Steam Deck confirmed dogshit.
Oh, and AMDs chip, which Nintendo ultimately did not go with, would have been stronger above 15W. However, this is disregarding DLSS, which Nintendo has its own version of now. There are some ADA Lovelace features backported to the Switch 2 chip.
I was told it's more powerful than Series S
KEK
then your trustworthy sources are retarded
pretty much any SoC made with rdna3 or 4 or lovelace or blackwell or battlemage is better at power efficiency
how can sony and microsoft just get their console SoCs from AMD contemporary with their desktop silicon releases but nintendo has to use actual leftover scraps from 2 generations ago?
Microsoft does paid online
everyone is rightfully outraged
Sony introduces paid online
everyone is rightfully outraged
Nintendo introduces paid online
humm paid online is actually a good thing!
Doesn't matter that the experience is actually dogshit, missing common features, and nowhere close to current industry standards at least in my made up fantasy it filters out those damn BRs who ruin my childrens games, nevermind that that thirdies can't even afford Nintendo products in the first place
Nigger, the chip was finalized in 2021. At that time, this was the case. You have no idea what you are talking about.
The wide-low chip, low-clock design is pretty well suited for Ampere, actually.
Nigger, the chip was finalized in 2021.
if this is true then nintendo is more incompetent than all the pc handheld developers put together who can push out that shit with contemporary silicon
NOOO STEAM BROS... IT CAN'T BE MORE POWERFUL THAN US
The plan was to release it earlier. Do you remember the PS5 supply constrains? Nintendo wanted to avoid that. Then, Nintendo waited until manufacturing was dirt cheap, which is also why they use the 8nm node. This has been their strategy for the last two decades.
Believe it or not, Nintendo cares a lot about keeping costs down for the console.
my guy, the moment deck 2 comes out it will trounce the the switch with ease due to how fucking outdated that shit is and its lack of cooling
They're saying that shit won't be out till 2028 or later. No one cares. Nintendo will have another console that surpasses that. Then Valve will make another and so forth. You're immature as fuck.
I don't think anyone expected it to beat PS5 lmao
exactly, which is why warring over specs is fucking stupid
and why you'll never catch tendies discussing the merits of their platform because there are none
It's just a Nvidia Ampere chip with a shitty ARM CPU.
They want to ensure no one is pirating Nintendo games.
deck 2 comes out it will trounce the the switch with ease
Deck 1 couldn't even outsell the wii u
so can you talk about merits of the platform or are you going to blab about how many tech illiterate goy slaves bought your toy
it doesn't matter faggot. steam fags trying to make this a rivalry are pathetic. the switch 2 will outsell the steam deck after its first month
see
The merits of a Nintendo platform are Nintendo games and that's basically how it's always been
Some people like the portability but I honestly don't think that matters as much
If you don't care about Nintendo's output just don't buy it it ain't that difficult
exactly, which is why emulation completely buries all its merits while pc thrives even though everything is multiplat because the freedom and customisability of the platform adds so much value
Good luck playing Skyward Sword or Ring Fit Adventures or Splatoon multiplayer on an emulator
normal people would rather avoid contact with random prepubescent children and their pedophiles
Whatever helps you cope
"b-but muh emulation!"
and there it is
random prepubescent children and their pedophiles
that is an odd phrase
if i put muh before it it magically stops it from completely erasing its sole purpose
my fucking PHONE is faster than the switch 2
Lol
Lmao
Modern phones are fucking amazing tho fr
Tendie, are you okay? So, tendie, are you okay? Are you okay, tendie?
More powerful than the Deck
Nvidia'd, alright. But it has exactly "2 RT cores", whatever that's equivalent to, although it sounds terrible. Useless info. You bet they won't get neither DLSS nor frame gen, the latter is basically already confirmed, otherwise every upgrade would be advertised as supporting at least 60 fps at 4k with just being able to 4x gen from 15 fps. The hints are already there.
Anon. You are basically a Redditor so I will explain this to you with many words and excessive line breaks.
Nobody pirates shit. Nobody. Pirates all clump up and form echo chambers and brag about how great it is but then when you look at the numbers its always something absurd like 30 MILLION UNITS SOLD compared to less than 800k downloads of the rom. Pirates are literally less common than Trannies, and not even half as politically powerful. They are a total joke.
No matter how much you cope and seethe on the internet about how evil Nintendo fucked your waifu in front of you and is the reason you have no friends, it will not change the fact that you are a vocal minority whose only sense of worth is derived from 'totally owning the chud tendies' on Anon Babble.
Just learn to enjoy what you do and stop pretending that you're important for it. Modern pirates really need to learn how to be humble and shut up again before they bring even more unwanted attention around.
Explain Street Fighter 6 then. It looks as good as the PS5 does
How are the tendies going to cope without playing GTA 6?
Deck this, deck that
I know which of those has video games.
RE Engine is so awful and trash that DLSS upscaler is doing a better job of rendering than native rendering methods.
same as they coped with gta 5. And 4.
Do parents even buy GTA for their Nintentoddlers?
Tendies will be drowning in exclusives son. That's how tendies roll.
Switch 3
Please be fake, there is no fucking way Nintendo is that low.
Big, if true. I already had a feeling the PS5 and XBSX were way stronger than the Switch 2, but I didn't think it'd be by such a wide margin. The way Nintendo hyped it up I was expecting more power under the hood. For a system that can do "4K 60 FPS and 120FPS" it seems hard to believe.
I don't care about that new movie game. I just want GTA4 ported but R* are too cheap to get the music tracks back
Genuinely what were people expecting with a mobile device?
inb4 dock mode
A tablet sized device can't dissipate heat coming out of a 75 watt GPU, for example.
what were people expecting
No one expected the switch 2 to use a 10nm chipset (with 8nm elements) lmao
Holy fuck it loses that badly to the xbox series S? What the fuck. The 1050 ti? There was a 1050 ti?
I have a regular 1050 it can barely open a youtube video these days.
portable PS4 with 2hrs battery life
lmo
laol even
Unless you have the snapdragon 8 elite. No not really.
Modern phones are fucking amazing tho fr
You are a literal child
Nonsense. It's cheap manufacturing, of course it wouldn't be 7nm or 6nm from TSMC. Samsung is far cheaper.
Better gpu but worse cpu (however geekrrwan says it is a non issue cause many games can handle it (however the switch cpu struggled playing genshin Imact (30-40 fps) and couldn't play wuthering waves (20fps).
Unless you have the snapdragon 8 elite. No not really.
S25 masterrace
You are a literal child
;)
Told you fucks that the IGP is about 3/4 of a mobile 3050, non ti. It has lower clocks, super low power limit. The performance is worse than a dogshit walmart laptop with an entry level discrete GPU.
Holy fuck it loses that badly to the xbox series S? What the fuck. The 1050 ti? There was a 1050 ti?
Series S peaks at 90W
The 1050Ti has a 75W TDP
Switch2 will, most likely, be between 20 to 30w - total
Make sense now?
Cool it's weaker than my 13 year old card that has been heat gun reflowed
Holy fuck it loses that badly to the xbox series S?
4troon retards don't understand technology whatsoever.
You should have actually watched the video. They did the tests and calculated that it is a 10nm chip with 8nm elements from Samsung. The chips have been manufactured since 2021. Yes Nintendo is this cheap.
;)
Knew it the only people who fanboy over phone specs are underage
You see it all over youtube and on forums.
Exactly, to be expected from Nintendo.
The factory OC versions of the 1050ti pull 7w because that is the PCIE spec maximum allowed over the slot. The base version draws less than that under absolute peak load.
I just turned 40 ;)
Even if it draws 50W, that's 50W for the GPU alone. The 30w, if true, will be shared between everything on the Switch 2.
tfw switchfags will be forced to upgrade to outdated hardware just to play newer games
Absolutely fucking pathetic. At least PCfags can simply lower graphics in the settings and they can keep playing newer vidya on their toaster, tendies on the other hand have to rebuy slightly better hardware just to play a fucking 3DS game
I have money to burn, literally bought a vita + wii u last year, but I ain't buying a Switch 2, simple as
Irrelevant, everyone knows what an SoC is, and the CPU in this one is horribly pathetic even compared to mid range cellphones now. The 1050ti is from 2016btw. Its 9 years old. The Switch 2 is weaker flat out than a 9 year old budget GPU. Nintendo will drag that out well into the 2030s.
could a Deck 2 realistically achieve Series S levels of performance by 2027?
450 dollars for a shitty box with a processor weaker than a samsung galaxy S7 from 2016.
But this is good evidence, that developers are problem, not your hardware.
he thinks classic internet emoticons are new/underage posters
Congrats on outing yourself as a zoomer. You should go back
Yeah, easily, Strix Point beats it in everything at 25w.
weaker than a deck in handheld
3 years newer, more expensive
overpriced dogshit for man children
Interesting to note the 2020 chip. I remember a leak supposedly from someone at NVidia, saying that work on the new hardware had been completed a long time ago but Nintendo decided to sit on it, and it's possible that's true. The Switch 2 was probably ready by 2022 and Nintendo decided to extend the life of the Switch 1 by 2.5 years.
You're thinking of a time when Nintendo hardware was weaker because it was significantly cheaper, not more expensive dogshit for retards.
2205 in steel nomad
2205 in steel nomad light even
lol
lmao even.
I’m black and I preordered the MKW bundle just to shit on your racist ass. Also, Switch 1 was very popular in brown Asian countries.
where do i go to find the tendie mental breakdowns?
Display 1 200% dpi to match 1080 NOW!
Switch 2 being an under-powered piece of shit is actually good news because it means it will be easy to emulate.
My RTX3090 doesn't even reach 20000 in these tests, I don't know why. Maybe it's because my power supply isn't robust enough to supply all the power it needs.
Did not work for the PS2. Gamecube was overpowered in comparison and Dolphin is literally flawless compared to P*X2
Why is this $450 again
Strix Point
if Valve says they're waiting for a worthy performance leap I assume they'll be using no less than a UDNA SoC which will still take a while
PCSX2 took awhile to get good but it's pretty good now. Only a few games still have problems. Switch 1 Emulation was good before Nintendo executed all the developers. Honestly, the only thing to be worried about for Switch 2 emulation is if people will actually work on it or not.
Your cpu is slow
Did not work for the PS2.
The Switch 2 does not employ arcane technology
It had nothing to do with power efficiency you tard, Nintendo is cheap and the nvidia chip was cheaper because it was a dogshit, ancient samsung node that nobody wanted.
this is entirely asspulled fanfiction
The PS5 is only slightly above a 3060... You can't make this shit up. Console optimization really goes a long way.
I was hoping the switch 2 would get valve to hurry up with the deck 2 but its not even as powerful as the deck.
Supermodeldave
Dude has been SEEETHING over digital foundury underplaying the switch 2.
Made 10 ish videos crying about how digital foundry is biased.
youtu.be
youtu.be
Display 1 200% dpi to match 1080 NOW!
bro you’re pumping DPI scale to compensate for the potato resolution like that’s gonna change native pixel count might as well smear vaseline on the screen and call it DLSS.
Also the dude coped to hell and earth over the 4nm, debacle.
Stick wild how nintendo went with 10nm in 2025.
So it's more than 5X faster than a Switch 1? I don't see the problem. I'm sure it has better battery life than a Steam Deck too.
You're confused, Nintendo has exclusivity, no matter how much these 3rd parties try hard with graphics, they won't make good game ips.
Those exclusives did not help with the Wii U
Idlt doesn't they put a 20watt hour battery. It has the same battery life as the normal steam deck and rog ally.
I suspect the thermal pads are worn out maybe. Check in GPUZ if you get thermally throttled.
That's cool but where's GTA 6?
kek, thanks
Is that docked or handheld mode? Curious how it does in handheld mode.
It has a super small capacity battery, some launch titles will only be 2 to 3hrs run time unless tethered to the wall. My OG switch would crap out around 3.5hrs in BotW.
Works on my machine but that's my setup/gear
you can see him coping in real time when he finds out its modified 10nm then he skips the entire part where they estimate and chart the performance with other hardware saying its impossible to estimate.
its so fucking funny watching grown men cope about something so stupid.
But it's wrong when PC parts cost extra, because that's just NVIDIA being greedy, right?
Yes, I love it when Nvidia BANG BANG CRASHes my door and steals my gpu the moment I stop paying for their shitty monthly subscription service
the switch 2 will outsell the steam deck after its first month
It probably already outsold it with pre-orders alone.
dont care
switch 1 had the best games and it was a potato
didn't digital foundry first said switch 2 was weaker than ps4?
so which one is it?
Tendies act like the Steam Deck isn't competition
Tendies can't stop shitting on the Steam Deck
For something you pretend to not care about, you fags sure won't shut the fuck up about it.
All video games are toys.
Sales are relevant because that means more developers make games for a system.
Steam Deck is worse than a Laptop which is already worse than a Desktop PC.
Deck is irrelevant.
worse than 1050ti
Excuse me?
Foundry is Snoy central, I still remember how tepid their review of the ps5 version of Jedi Survivor was when the thing was only like 10% less of a trashfire than the pc version
can you turn your toy into a regular pc by just plugging in peripherals? no
so it's a one dimensional toy
Sales are relevant because that means more developers make games for a system.
good thing that linux is so good now that it can run windows games better than windows in many cases and that any half decent hardware emulates the switch at performance switch 2 can only dream of
Steam Deck is worse than a Laptop which is already worse than a Desktop PC.
do you want a fields medal for such a groundbreaking mental calculation?
Deck is irrelevant.
see the post above yours
still buying it.
Neither df nor op benchmark have had a switch2 in hands.
so you agree deck is irrelevant
good to know
it's by no means irrelevant
it's old and outdated because it's essentially a beta test of a concept that has already taken so much hold that multiple brands took to copying
deckfags spend everyday talking about how their deck is better than the switch
gets mad that people prefer the switch 2 over the steam deck
Oh boo hoo! go cry about it on reddit
What is this cope? You are playing CoD on Switch?
more like
Microsoft does paid online
everyone slurps it up
Sony introduces paid online
everyone slurps it up
Nintendo introduces paid online
SEE NINTENDO IS LE EVIL
just don't pay for these scam """services""" in the first place
Sales are relevant because that means more developers make games for a system.
Except when the Ps2 sold 150 million, Nintendo fans repeatedly talked about how it had a shitty library and was inferior to the gamecube.
hehe who cares about graphics and performance what matters is if the games are fun
I sold my 4090 pc and never use my ally, mostly play switch.
The switch 2 only needs to run newer games(not the newest) and nintendo games. Thats all it needs to do.
Im replaying Astral chain and its a lot of fun and that game looks like asssss
Sales are relevant because that means more developers make games for a system.
Good thing the deck is a pc which means it has a larger install base and therefore the largest library
Good thing the deck is a pc
exactly
so why get a deck instead of a pc
which console doesn't do this again?
Rumor has it that Intel of all companies has secured the deal for the Switch 3 already.
how is the switch 2 one looking better?
More memory.
for its form factor obviously
it sucks but I paid a grand total of $2 a year using family plans for the switch
I sold my 4090 pc and never use my ally, mostly play switch.
make your bait more believable
You've sold less than three million units in five years.
The Switch probably still sells that many units in a month or two.
only 2 dollars a year
So it's no longer "filtering the poorfags and third worlders"
lol so much for that argument.
Instead
No, you buy both.
it's always been like that, but every 4 years nvidia invents and markets out some new bullshit and the cocksucker Tim Sweeney makes sure that it is present in every AAA title by immediately integrating it into UE
Genshin Impact made more money than BotW ang TotK combined. Does that make it a better game?
That's around where i was expecting it.
Now add DLSS and that's that.
you buy both
that means deck doesn't have value by itself
Minecraft outsold every single Nintendo game ever made. Does that make it better?
According to retards on Anon Babble? Yes.
I take my pc with me to the camp
Moving goalpost
Completely unrelated. You act as if the steam deck is relevant when in the grand scheme of things it simply isn't.
I have a regular 1050 it can barely open a youtube video these days.
i think it's your shit CPU instead
I view things based on their actual merits, and not whether stupid normalfags buy it or not.
Steam Deck is irrelevant
Can't stop talking about Deck
You owned yourself.
Now you're coping.
No one's talking about the steam deck.
Coping how? Do you really only care about something if the mainstream media tells you to care about it? Let me guess, you championed Nintendo games winning awards for years because you love game journos, right? But the moment TOTK lost to BG3, suddenly they were beneath you.
The fuck you're doing for getting a 1050 bottlenecked?
My vega 8 that is according to the internet half the speed of your card can deal with youtube just fine even at 4k
It can even play some AAA titles.
kek my old gaming laptop from 2019 has a 1060 so that's literally better than the shitch 2 docked
And I replaced that laptop with a Legion Go
How did Nintendo fuck up this bad
you
Nintendo should worry about the steam deck
also you
I don't care if the steam deck isn't popular
buying le $800 nintendphone that can't actually make phone calls
Imagine.
What fucking grand scheme? Deck verified games keep increasing nonstop. Sony, Microsoft and every OEM is making their version of Deck.
Nintendo is so assmad that they installed a 120hz screen that is impossible for the chip to run anything to own the Deck.
Why is switch 2 shown twice? Is it docked and undocked?
That's fine. I view things based on exclusives and how many people buy the hardware and software.
Yes
westoids be like:
my GTX 6090 is better because i can see AAA games with realistic ugly blacks on 8K, kek, fuck these anime low spec consoles
And yet there's 1 million Decks sold compared to 150 million Switches
And the Deck clones each sold like 100k lmao
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Why is switch 2 shown twice? Is it docked and undocked?
Yes, to account for the different clock rates
macaco thread
You got raped and gaped btw
You graphic obsessed morons are the reason why AAA gaming industry are full of realistic slop right now
fallback to sales
Ok so every Nintendo game is irrelevant because gacha games outsell them more than all Nintendo consoles combined to Steam Deck.
steam deck BTFO lmao
Yeah they'll be able to pay 70 fucking dollars for a game thats been released twice already except now its not 240p
No they don't. Gacha games are free and don't have a single sale. I will concede that Nintendo can't out earn consinos and gachas and scratchoffs, simply on the grounds that they don't do that or compete in that regard.
wtf the switch 2 won't outperform gaymin CPU's?!
which is probably better than the Switch 2 CPU
undocked is worse than the steam deck
it's over
Ju-just play it docked. Switch 2 is not meant for portable gaming.
My Vega 6 does Youtube 1440p60 just fine
i-it doesn't count!
I'm still buying a switch2.
I'm gonna sacrifice a chicken as an offering to the gods so they may bless us with a Splatoon port in 2026. Wish me luck.
I'm sure it will be way better when they add in the fake frames and upscaling
Sure.
That's where the DLSS shit comes in.
You probably can get away with using 70% of the deck's native render resolution and get a "better end result(tm)".
Of course, you still can't play truxton on the switch 2 so the deck wins by default, but if we're talking about graphical quality alone, the switch 2 will defeat the deck.
Mindbroken. Go to op's benchmark and mass reply everyone in the comment section why are they samefagging.
i-it doesn't count!
imagine saying this after over half a decade of trying to pawn off old ports and remakes as first gen console pushers
fake frames and fake pixels
defeating anything
Not with half of the power of Deck CPU. It will stutter like hell.
Playstation
Playstation 2
Playstation 3
Playstation 4
Playstation 5
Why change the name of your most successful console in history?
don't change what is not broken
No fake frames, just fake pixels.
Did they even said if it was power restricted?
you're not going to be seeing any details on the tiny screen anyways. Why does it matter?
Only on really poorly coded games.
It is still absolutely trouncing the PS4 CPU
I think you shouldn't even have an opinion trying to buy it desperately day one on a console that you had gathering dust
Good luck. I would consider buying a used Switch 2 for a port of the first and by far the best Splatoon.
It is still absolutely trouncing the PS4 CPU
No data to back that up
better than steamdeck
Valvebros........
Yeah try reporting this post and see if every post that broke your mind gets deleted for samefagging. Or you get banned for false accusation.
geekbench
Or you get banned for false accusation
literally comes here when everywhere else will ban you just for saying you won't buy the new AAAA game on release day
reddit's elite; in fighting form.
Lmao you are afraid of hitting report button. Keep posting the same reply Nintendo bro so you can get banned for spamming.
You outed yourself samefagging for replying to 2 posts with no connection whatsoever.
God, SF6 looks like shit.
Upscaling looks like shit below 1080p, you can't magically resolve an image from sludge
literally bought a vita + wii u last year
Could have simply bought a Steam Deck and had both, idiot.
do you have anything to say that doesn't include schizophrenically melding all the people shitting on your retardation into one boogeyman?
it's st-st-stronger than the Xbox Series S
Power tendies are retarded
NTA but your post is gone. Looks like mods know what you're doing.
Based
They will use it on docked mode too
weaker than a Samsung S25
shitting on power tendies mean you're a Snoy
Pathetic, you should be praising Nintendo for not pushing graphic hard, retard.
doesn't deny being a pedophile
I mean every pedophile obsesses over computers so that probably checks out, especially considering the steam deck userbase are all gaybear grooming faggots and literal trannies.
What?
you're expecting people taking your accusations seriously when you're so rabid a janny stepped in?
who the fuck is buying the switch as anything other than the bing bang wahooo machine?
There are no merits to it, it's abusive, cancerous dogshit and they know it, that's why they have to obsess over sales, even when nintendo just lets those sales go straight to their head to fuck their users over even harder.
Anything new?
Let me know which part confused you
You're replying to two different people.
Because I can take it with me anytime anywhere with instant sleep/resume.
Portability is important. It's what keeps nintendo's hardware alive. If they had made the switch a home console instead it would have flopped.
I am buying a Switch 2 so I can help Donkey Kong save Mario's daughter.
I will pay $520 if it means I can help Mario.
Who is this autist?
Now explain the steam deck flopping
beaten by a fucking 3060
grim
Let me know which part confused you
All of it, schizo
Good, the games with the best graphics are also the worst games.
Getting to play games with the fidelity of BotW at 1440p 60fps docked is good enough.
You mean the video card that is more or less around the power level of the PS5, a console that literally needs metal liquid cooling?
Nothing to explain. It didn't.
Does that say "RTX 2050" above the Switch 2 benchmark because the Switch 2 is equivalent to an RTX 2050?
Retarded steamie shills
Nintendo has always had pathetic hardware, no? I remember the 3ds coming out, sure it was fun. But the specs were laughably bad
That's a good question because buying a UMPC for multiplats would be way smarter. Especially with NoA being more censorship happy these days.
They underclocked 2050 to do the benchmark. Actual Switch 2 might be weaker.
it's probably the laptop card
Careful anon, mods are steam deck shills. You likely earned yourself a month ban for that post.
It did.
this thread proves how that poll thread yesterday was completely correct about tendies
just look at the mental illness on display, never seen anything like it
what games does mommydaughterwife enjoy?
Or faster, depending on how much the laptop memory bottleneck the GPU, both in bandwidth and size.
No matter.
I will still buy it.
Donkey Kong Bananza is the killer app, as well as the next 3D Mario.
This but PC vegans
Oh say can you see!
whatever bottleneck comes from that is dwarfed by nonexistent cooling of the switch
It's not a console, it's a success and valve isn't trying to sell hardware so much as they're using it to spur competition and adoption of steamos and proton.
A console has to sell tens of millions of units or it flops, all its software flops with it and support is cut. The deck could sell one unit and it would still get far more games and support than any console ever does.
oof. well I'm leaving before I make the deck shills too angry. Enjoy your safespace PC vegans!
docked will be people playing at 1080p upscaling to 4k. Handheld will be people playing at sub 720p upscaling to 1080p.
You're the vegan, by restricting your game diet to a fraction of the total.
Shit-eaters would be a more adequate term, given anything goes on PC, even Megaman MS-DOS
it flopped on purpose
Both switch 1 and 2 have an active fan.
Biggest cope I've ever heard.
They're not doing it on a laptop. And laptops have had 16gb ram for a long time. That's 33% more than Switch 2's 12gb.
food analogy
yeah, it does say the mobile version of the 2050. it's essentially a downclocked mobile 2050. take that as you will.
and the heatsink? it barely has one because babbies need to hold it
You started it
Right, because valve is spending billions upon billions in advertising while rolling them out globally in all physical retailers who will take them just like consoles.
PC vegan isn't a food analogy. Hope this helps.
For 15 watts it's adequate.
The battery is probably a much bigger issue than the thermals, given the switch already has a pretty pathetic battery life as it is.
Cope consoleshitter
You people are nothing but cancerous useful idiots
a device that can't run GTAVI
Lmao, dead on launch.
This but PC vegans. When are you even shilling PCs when you're white anyway? PCs are for chinks, krauts, and slavs.
and certainly not for the docked mode, that thing is either going to throttle or run at complete garbage clocks
Yes it is.
Starting to wonder why Microsoft haven't announced any games for it yet
Sold out and expected to bring joy to millions, Anon Babble will never not seethe over Nintendo.
I disagree.
do you honestly think buying an e waste toy is a signifier of being white?
We're talking about nintendo here, not apple.
Nintendo will set a low clock that deliver a decent temperature from the get go.
No facebook kaioken bullshit.
Of course, this is technically speaking "manual throttling"
WiiU sounds like a Wii addon.
Switch 2 sounds like a sequel. Which it is.
How is this hard?
Yes owning an Xbox and a Switch basically guarantees that I'm a white American.
deck is a pc
switch isn't
it has a fraction of the functionality of the fucking phone which can ironically enough play more nintendo games than it
Nintendo are fags, they probably aren't letting anyone announce anything and are saving the announcements for their next direct.
American
White
mini pcs with 8845hs cost about $500 so it seems like switch is priced pretty appropriately
grok is this real
being too dumb to build a PC so picks up a bing bing machine to do nothing but pay $80 for children's games
white
Yeah ok
This, I'm black and I only buy Nintendo and Microsoft gaming products. Only NPCs get a PlayStation. Hope the normies get priced out of gaming.
We're talking about nintendo here, not apple.
They are one in the same. Overpriced devices that limit and restrict what you can do on them. Nintendo is just Japanese Apple.
phone trash can barely emulate vita games, much less switch retarded cuck
still buying idc
it can emulate every single nintendo console before the switch and its romhacks you fucking ape
This tendie in here is having a meltie lol
Yes.
HOLY SHIT
My PC is still more powerful than a Switch!
How does this keep happening?
You need a subscription to use wifi and chat button on switch though.
I already have a PC. Too smart to build one. Too active for it to be a desktop.
This but the PC vegan in here
steamshills are the applecucks of videogames, they idolize fat fatwell the same way applecucks idolized jobs
Series S would've been an incredible cheap system if they didn't neuter it with 10 GB of Ram. Devs have stated it's a pain in the ass to develop for the system. It's why split-screen was dropped in Halo Infinite and Baldur's Gate 3 had to be delayed and only recently is getting split-screen. Same reason why so many games run at 900p on the system. Yakuza 0 runs at 900p 60fps while the Switch 2 version will run it at 4K 60fps. The Switch 2 will be able to outdo the Series S in many games because it has more Ram to work with for Devs to use.
Jesus it's somehow even worse than I thought, the 2 generation old DLSS is going to look absolutely terrible on this thing too. Explains why it's priced so expensive, they're going to capitalize on high msrp and fomo before people realize what a turd it is. Wii U part deux incoming.
poor tendies, stuck playing baby games on underpowered hardware
They won’t. It’s gonna kill the console. Especially when it ends up running just fine on Steam Deck
And the switch 2 needs to allocate 99% of its ram to dicking your mother. That's just as accurate as your post.
Are people really surprised that nintendo is doing the same thing they've been doing since the eii?
June Xbox showcase is rumored to have games announce as multiplat. Nintendo is also stated in the Switch 2 direct they will show more unannounced 3rd party games likely in June.
2gb more ram equals 23.5x more pixels
lmfao... I've seen some dumbass shit in my time but wow
classic Halo multiplayer on handheld
Would be cool. Pretty sure it's possible (but fucked over) on steam deck, too.
Nintendo gonna Nintendo that will be $600 please.
Apple and nintendo are very different in their approaches.
Indeed they're vendor lock hell for overgrown kids, but the hardware approach is different.
Apple make devices for retards that use heavy websites, so their devices are optimized for delivering all the power for 10 seconds and then overheating to hell, while nintendo makes theirs to run for hours on "max speed", with max speed being a very conservative value.
Also nintendo finds the cheapest chip that can do the job and cheap gimmicks to boost the agregate value, while apple does some high end devices at fair prices... until you want ANY sort of upgrade, then they will overcharge you to hell and back, because they know you can't upgrade the thing yourself.
Why does this negro still think that's an insult?
There are sexual predators on this board right now.
switch is the pedophile console of choice though? you won't find more children anywhere else
To be a white PC fanatic you basically need your head wired wrong from birth which causes all sorts of sexual deviations. You're all either groomers or trannies.
I have a Series S and it sucks. Most games are 900p blurry mess on my TV. Crazy that the Switch 2 will be running games at least at 1080p.
You won't find any on switch because there's no social anything.
no dude it's totally normal for grown men to play pokemon that's not weird and suspicious at all
This but palworld.
It doesn't need to, but it can. What exactly do you think the switch 2 is going to do with its ram? Just not have any vram? The deck still has more ram and its gaming mode barely use any of it, over 15gb all goes to the games.
So, better results than the eck overall. It's hard to beat true optimization + DLSS versus """"""steam deck verified"""""" games. I won't buy it either way, though. The difference isn't big enough and I'm fine with the eck.
It's much stronger than the Switch 2 though even as an underpowered pos. Switch 2 is not running games natively at 1080p. That guy equating 2gb of ram to a massive performance increase is just fucking retarded and wrong nonetheless, especially when the entire console has worse everything else by a considerable margin.
The irony of some assblasted tendie saying that while getting upset on a corporation's behalf. Have some self awareness.
It's not determined just by the gpu, the deck beats it out spec wise in every other way. The deck will also be way better for portability.
yeah dude, you're totally playing those kid friendly party games with children because it's fun
This but PC vegans, steam deck, and Valve
I knew the Switch 2 was shit when they only announced Mario Kart, Donkey Kong and Kirby Air Ride for its first year.
Will it have videogames though?
tendie lost so hard he's desperate to take the thread to bump limit and shit it up with replies
lol
Says the TF2 fanboy
the same shit it always does, they're not innovating here if you enjoy 1st party tendie games you already know what to expect and that's what you're going to get
I disagree.
This but PC vegans.
tf2 is 18+
and you're playing games rated for prepubescent children because?
bingtendies just cant stop taking the L
$499 US dollars with $89.99 dollar games for the privilege to experience graphical and performance capabilities of a ps4 from 2014
Just. Buy. Switch. Games. Again. For. 70. Dollars.
The announcement for the next 3D Mario is on its way.
In the meantime, Donkey Kong Bananza will suffice.
Good, that’s all I ever wanted
You'll live.
I have both a PS5 and Switch.
3D DK has historically been shit. Nu-DK looks retarded, too. Absolutely soulless.
looool
This homo is the worst poster on this board by far. This faggot is so unbelievably annoying that I canceled my switch 2 pre-order because of him. If you're not falseflagging as the most obnoxious tendie faggot imaginable, Nintendo needs to sue you to stop you from posting in its namesake because you're likely costing them sales from how much of an annoying spamming faggot you are.
tf2 is 18+
xistas is this true?
The story will be wholesome.
I'm an American, not a third world shitter. Buying a Switch and PS5 isn't that crazy.
Mhm ok how you know? He looks like a spastic retard now. I can't really get past that. I don't see how Mario Kart and DK are supposed to compel me to buy a Switch 2.
Wtf is going on with this thread?
Not nearly enough people voted for them for how deranged and cuntish they are. People still act like sony fanboys exist when they died years ago, most of them moving on to become obnoxious nu-nintendo fanboys.
the tendie fag who shits up every thread is spamming into an ocean of piss again, no idea how he's not range banned
My 750Ti can run every good game.
Nintendo fanboy meltdowns. They have to work serious overtime for this disaster of a system.
Can't believe I actually entertained the idea of buying this DOA piece of shit. Guess I'll just emulate on my 4070tiS instead.
please have better decorum in my blatant flamebait thread
What do they say about heat and kitchens? Should I expose more about you before you learn your lesson?
the tendie fag who shits up every thread
You're trying to push this shit?
I love seeing consolefags shit themselves in public.
This but PC vegans
Mario Kart might not convince people, but once they hear that Mario has a daughter who has been kidnapped by King K. Rool and turned into a purple rock, then people will be rushing to get new Switch 2 systems.
I'll take them too, but only one side seems to be stepping up to the plate in that department.
Exposing? Not that guy but can you show me what are you talking about?
my guy the only thing you've exposed is that you're allergic to arguments and that you need to shit up the thread when it's not going your way
Yup it's the PC vegans. Just ask ACfaggot.
You're still trying to push this "Sony fans are chill now" when not long ago they were spamming threads Xbox "death" and celebrating?
lol
and now you go back to your avatarfag lmao
This is very foolish of Nintendo. They should have competed with Sony and Microsoft on hardware then they could also spend 500 thousand dollars and 7-8 years of development time on games that will sell 2,000 copies total.
It's just sad really. As obnoxious as these assholes are, they're just miserable lonely autitsts throwing their time, money and dedication away at a corporation that treats them like shit.
have to deal with 10 more years of seething
It's only been a little over a month since the Direct and there's still almost as much seethe as when the Switch 1 was announced. Nice.
keep going, get on the janny's shit list and earn your ban
Sure.
It's funny that switch 2's spec caused the biggest fanboy melty while years of console wars didn't. Nintendo fans are truly hurt by Nintendo the most.
You'll survive champ
Just ask ACfaggot.
well, I'm waiting.
party games
there's still almost as much seethe as when the Switch 1 was announced
Nah, not even close. Switch 1 was wrapped up with Breath of the Wild seething, which was a top 5 Anon Babble event.
right is 540p upscaled 1080p
I refuse to believe it.
lol
How did Xbox get the greenlight to make a handheld console when they bleed money on hardware every time? I don't get why they haven't made game pass native to the Deck instead and printed money off subscriptions.
It's hard to tell from a still image filtered through another device
Switch 2 only has 12gb of ram. SF6 likely only looks better here because capcom put in more work than just tossing it onto the dead xbox.
SF6 is a well known shit port for the Xbox Series S.
Microsoft can handle losses on every product until the end of time, as for why they're making one I have no idea.
oberon is a sick ass name for a gpu
Better GPU (only when docked) but worse CPU (even while docked).
Believe it or not, Nintendo cares a lot about keeping costs down for the console.
$450
Whatever costs they saved, it's not passed down to their brainlet customers.
They want to push newer windows/d3d/ai. If everyone plays on PS/Linux, devs will drop d3d support thus killing it.
Fuck off, Nintendo doesn't need to compete with anyone. This is why they can make affordable hardware.
This doesn't matter when Series S games look blurry while the Switch 2 versions look clearer as shown with SF6 and Yakuza games.
Like dogshit ever stopped tendoids from consuming.
This but PC vegans
Powerfags were always retards. Things should have been clear with the Wii in 2006 that Nintendo was done with the power game.
vegans
Hmm?
Spergs everywhere.
lol
Higher resolution and actual detail in characters something the Series S didn't have.
I would be praising Nintendo if the Switch 2 has an msrp of at most 299, 500+ for this isn't reasonable or "affordable" whatsoever, especially when the games are 80 and they never have sales. I got a mortgage and college debt to pay for.
pchomos wont be able to emulate Switch 2 games till +5 years after release kek
Well nintendo forced a 1080p120Hz screen on switch 2. Can't really blame clueless fans having high hopes this time.
wiiU
n64
early 3DS
virtual boy
meanwhile, sonyscrotums will buy a knockoff """portable""" wiiu clone
Are you brain damaged Eric?
What you're asking for would have led to the Switch 2 costing around $600.
Eric is definitely brain damaged. So is Doug
And the screen is the only spec officially announced so far kek
People doesn't even know what they are pre-ordering.
There's no way it will take 20-30W. Even Steam deck doesn't do 30W. Nintendo actually cares about battery life (usually). 30W is absolute shit tier battery life. Even 20W is too much.
Nintendo actually cares about battery life
Every single handheld they've ever released has had industry subpar battery life, you needed a 3rd party battery pack to even play the notoriously weak 3DS for longer than a few hours away from a socket.
Lol no.
Nice argument, sure showed me
I did.
@grok are tendies mentally ill?
The Switch 2 has shit tier batter life. But you're right, it's not going to do 30W. It has shit tier battery life because the battery is a tiny 20Wh and it has an inefficient screen and 8nm
snoys and tendies are the applefags of the vidya industry
Yes. Just not as much as snoys or PC vegans
Calling Nintendo product battery life to be "industry subpar" is delusional. I'm not even going to say it's good, but most portable gaming devices have way worse battery life unless they have a substantially bigger battery with the corresponding compromises that requires (being xbox huge).
Chicken tenders, or "tendies" in meme-speak, typically taste savory, mildly salty, and slightly umami, with a crispy, golden breading that’s often seasoned with spices like paprika, garlic powder, or black pepper. The meat itself is tender and juicy if cooked right, with a neutral chicken flavor that pairs well with dips like ranch, honey mustard, or ketchup. Fast food or frozen tendies might lean greasier and saltier, while homemade ones can be fresher and more customizable. Taste varies by brand or recipe—some are bland without sauce, others pack a spicy kick. If you’re asking about a specific kind or dip, let me know!
I'm not buying a switch2 because I don't want to catch whatever mental illness the posters itt have
This but Steam deck for me. I'm straight.
Skyward Sword
Actually you can play that one on emu now, the Switch remaster added in hand held controls.
Ring Fit
You still need to buy the Ring, but other than that, it works to
Splatoon 3 Multiplayer
You got me on this one
ban
private reason: hates TENDOGODS
bing bing machine that can't even play GTAVI
Why would I ever give a shit
>Splatoon 3 Multiplayer
You got me on this one
You can just play splatoon 1 or 2 with pretendo, they're literally all the same game.
Why do you give a shit about rockschlop?
What I'm most surprised about is the Switch 1. It scores 300 in the same test that a decent modern PC scores 20000. I don't know if it's a linear scale, but if it is, we're talking about the difference between a game that runs at 1000 frames per second on a PC, running at 15 fps on the Switch...
Splatoon
No thanks, I'm not a fan of locked down P2P
Lol. You cannot be serious. Imagine being more excited for this slop. Which one is more worthy of being $80 plus tip I wonder.
Not excited for either, to be honest. I'd rather just boot up TF2 for the 5000th time.
Already have a Series X
Getting both. Relax snoy.
Your computer can't handle any GTA and you're a faggot so probably stick with TF2.
i need to get my jew faggot reply count up
Man I used to love Smash Bros. and Mario Kart when I was younger, many hours on the couch with my brothers playing them but they're just not fun anymore. Probably just me.
Oh no, how will I cope without a game featuring Strong black womyn who twerks on screen for 50 hours, while promoting LGBT and cultural marxism?
Honestly, enough power for games not aiming for photorealism/ray tracing.
Just being able to run a game like the PS4 version of DQ11 at better FPS is enough.
We've known what the performance profile was like for a quite awhile. Somewhere between a PS4 and PS4 pro. Did any serious expect 60 fps targets from the switch 2 on multiplatform titles? You should get the exclusives for the switch 2 and play the multiplatform games on the literally anything else. This performance profile does make that 450USD price point hurt a lot more.
PS4/Xbox One were infamous for being severely underpowered at their debut. At the price point of console it didn't take long before you could actually build a PC more powerful for around the same budget of just buying the console. A 500 dollar PC stomped the living shit of a Xbox One, one of the many reasons that console failed. Is the switch 2 the next Xbox One or WiiU? Probably not. It will reach 70-80% of the lifetime units the switch did.
Probably by playing a 15 year old game designed for faggots, pedophiles, and groomers.
If the famitsu thread that showcases sales is shitposting and banned because of apparent console war, why does a thread like this not qualify for the same argument?
Xbox chads have the best backwards compatibility.
lol
lmao
It's just the price, even if you want to claim inflation or tariffs or whatnot, charging 500+ and 80 dollars for games with 12 year old equivalent performance is a tall ask. I'm fine with buying a console for tendie exclusive games if it's priced like a tendie console ie a pile of dung hardware but fun games, but asking me to pay the price of a mid tier GPU for something this weak is too much.
the board need to see it
yeah, true
your mental illness needs to be broadcast as far and wide as possible
you have to be fucking stupid to think your deranged posts are winning anyone over
They're probably banned because tendies are the most annoying faggots on this board by far you know that though as you spammed this thread with about 300 posts, if you want a tendie circlejerk I'd suggest r/nintendo
You'll survive champ
livestream necking yourself when switch 2 is emulated year one
Enjoy those amazing Nintendo games, PC vegan!
are jannies actually banning famitsu threads now? fucking based.
Now we're in every thread instead just one
oh no, i won't
i'm beyond the upper age bracket of the target audience
it's just funny to see you fags squirm over people playing your games with a better experience than loyal bootlickers
Isn’t this just more telling that Sony fanboys shitposting the most?
Sure.
there was another poll in that thread showing most Anon Babble users are mainly using PCs so no
tendies are a loud and extremely annoying minority getting recognition for their obnoxiousness
yeah that's nice macaco
You still got raped and gaped thoughbeit
Based aa fuck
go diddle some kids you met through mario kart
Sure anon
This but you and TF2, and grown adult men instead of kids, because you're a faggot.
n-no u
how sad