Notch's new game on the making

Notch's new game on the making...

This is never gonna release in 1.0
Also, Notch paid for a lot of Karl Jobs' legal fees. I know a lot of Anon Babbleirgins are really hyperfixated on that shit for some reason. He's not your based guy.

on the making?
more like hope back ON duolingo to continue your English lessons

blatant ripoff of minecraft's grass texture

bear man

cute elf girl

I am interested

Voxels are a meme.

Voxels are based.

They are just placeholders unfortunately, but i'm sure if we demand a bear man character he will give us one.

it's like minecraft, but worse!

Different = worse

if you can build shit it will be good, if not then doa

This looks familiar but can't put my finger on it.

looks like boring dogshit

pointless to make it out of voxels if you can't

hope back

Ohnonononono

he really can't stop himself from just making minecraft can he

black character is called DE TRU

bit raycest

You can't do what you're good at and instead you should make an RPG Maker game about depression so cute and valid trans girls like me could enjoy it!

Making a blobber feels like a weird choice, given how simple and played out the genre is. There isn't much you can do with it, but he's treating it like a big deal at the same time.

He probably didn't do shit since he sold MC, so that's all he knows how to do

Didn't he try to make a not minecraft game after selling to Microsoft and fail?

that's a good conversation you're having, but how can I force my obsession with trannies into things

DAS RITE

I think so, yeah. I remember 0x10c, which was a space game or something like that. I think he just gave up after being washed with possibilities due to his billions

He wasn't even trying to make minecraft when he made minecraft he was trying to make infiniminer and accidentally became a billionaire.

Minecraft but you make spaceships out of blocks and battle with each other

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Who's Steve Jobs? Or Karl for that matter.

Steve Unemployment

looks like slop

notch goes to bed every night thinking about how he sold his muse and anything he makes will never come close to her. unable to sleep, he spends the remainder of the night by his candy wall while choking back tears with M&M's

Ligma balls

Why doesn't he work on Foss projects like Mineclonia?

I'm still angry

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sold his muse

Makes me wonder if he could just develop unofficial forks of MC if he didn't monetize it in any way (free, no ads, etc). Maybe call it Digbuild if he's feeling spicy

Mechwarrior except the mechs are made out of different types of blocks. You can unlock different block types, colors, and textures

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They are just placeholders unfortunately

lol not even a billion dollars would make that guy not be lazy about placeholder art

Notch made a Faustian bargain with Microsoft and regrets it everyday.

I still wonder how different would be the game if he stayed...
What about modding? That way he can legally continue to work on it and I'm sure he could get some money from patreon support or something.

Rajesh trying to call out someone ESL

thank fucking god it's not minecraft 2
dungeon crawl chads we won

He goes to bed every night surrounded by the stench of a couple tons of stale candy

That's a great point actually. I don't think he needs money at this stage though, it takes concerted effort to burn through 2 billion dollars.

I still play this game

not one, but two ESLs incorrectly correcting each other

Sasuga

all of minecrafts original textures were reused by notch from previous projects
he sold them all off to ms tho so he had to make new ones