My wife is cute

you p*do are ruining this fanbase

She's 32

It's a computer game not a real person

God I wish French girls were real

16 is legal in most of the world.

*saving the fanbase

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Men used to fuck girls all the time. It wasn't until jewish law made it illegal

14y is legal in my country tho, must be hell living in the fourth world hagland (america)

Ugly mutt

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I know this is not a problem exlusive to E33, but why does video game hair look so fucking awful nowadays?

Unironically realtime rendering.

Why did they make her look so ugly? She's gorgeous irl.

If she doesnt win at the game awards we riot.

She looks way better in game are you retarded and/or gay
You enjoy sharp man Jaws on your women homo?

This is not facescan, retard

She looks like a fucking gopher on the right

the only man with eyes

Example of good hair?

Maelle's face wasn't based on the face of her VA. Her appearance was based on Charlotte Hoepffner.

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I dont really have any of the top of my head, but it didn't used to look so fucking grainy I know that much

I like the braid hairstyle best

16 is legal in the majority of US states

Healthy age to be a wife, congrats.

But America has roving gangs of “pedohunters” looking to beat up anyone going on a date with a woman just a few days shy of 18.

Anon will call you a nonce untill you say you're Muslim, then they will fully endorce you and burn down a school library

12 is legal in mine

feels pretty good

Only in your mind.

lucky bastard

Post that map depicting the age of consent across the globe.

So is this game good or what?

ATTENTION MODERATOR: I AM NOT A FUCKING AMERICAN. I AN NOT TALKING ABOUT THE USA. I AM TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS LEGAL IN MY OWN FUCKING COUNTRY. DO NOT FUCKING WARN OR BAN ME FOR EXPLAINING SOMETHING THAT IS TOTALLY 100% LEGAL AND NORMAL WHERE I AM FROM. MENTIONING IT HAPPENS IN MY COUNTRY IS NOT ILLEGAL IN THE US AND IS NOT A VIOLATION OF US LAW.

with that out of the way....

you guys think you want 16 yo pussy, but you dont understand the drama and stupidity that comes as part of the package

I used to 'date' (sugar daddy) for highschool girls, and while yes the pussy can be good, for the most part the girls are extremely jealous, irrational, deranged, and basically exactly what you would expect from a teenager

as they say "the juice isn't worth the squeeze", and god help you if you do something to anger your teenage princess, because she will make up any insane lie to get back at you without caring about how it might destroy your life or relationships

Isekaishit but we only tell you that after 70% of the game...

Is this how they make people think isekai is a work of art?

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It is 18 in California, so Hollywood films and TV shows pretend that 18 is sacred universal age of consent everywhere.

Maelle is a good person and should be allowed to play god

I give her ending a few months before it completely implodes and she starts doing whatever the fuck she wants.

it'd be really funny if a sequel came out and the ending choice didnt matter just because of her inexperience and youth never made it last in the end

I like it. My only real complaints are that the tutorials feel cumbersome at the beginning when they constantly pause the gameplay, some of the parry timings can be a bit awkward, floating rock aesthetics are a little overdone, it quickly becomes very easy once you get around level 20 or so, and the high amount of ethnic diversity in lumien kinda takes away from the eatly 1900s france aesthetic. Though that last point could be due to laziness since only one non white npc has a speaking role and he gets vaporized pretty early on. I dunno, it takes away from the setting for me when I see modern media corrupters try to normalize fake ideas of the past, even if it's fantasy and fiction. It would be like seeing tons of white samurai since there were europeans in japan back in the 1600s, and then mocking anyone who pointed that out by saying it has oni demons and monsters. Fake, transparent bullshit that should be called out every time.

It does a lot well though. The graphics are quite nice, the story has a lot going for it, the npcs are fun, and the main characters are exactly what I like. They all have realistic flaws, but at the same time are reasonable and mature. No one becomes a retard to make someone else look smart. I like pretty much everyone, but I wish there was a younger man maybe a little older than Maelle that joined you early on to balance out the genders a bit.
The music is fantastic and compliments the battles well, and the battles are good for a turn based system though I'm still undecided on whether I prefer the parry/dodge system or not. It certainly makes the fights more engaging, but as a consequence there's a lot of either instant kill bullshit or you steamroll it once you get the timing.

my wife is cute
my wife is 8 years old