Meanwhile on extranet Anon Babble

Exasperated sigh, but what of the Elcor?

Asked one of the Citadel VIs where the bathroom was and it crashed. Who the hell coded these things? Vorcha?

you’re supposed to strip shields and barriers and then use your biotics to finish them off, you ingrate buffoon.

inb4 ‘i don’t have biotics’

sounds like a (you) problem

Did some degenerate cum in one of the Avina sockets again?

I don't have Biotics because a good gun is all you need. If I wanted biotics i'd go to my physicion and ask for Anti or Pro.
I need a good BIG gun and Ammo is all I need.
Loath i am to say it - it rubs my mandables the wrong way - this human rifle is one of the greatest weapons ever made.
Stopping power, single shot, kicks like a mule and has a low heat generation.
It's perfect. It works on everything. Shields, armor, and synthetics.
It's not some jellyshooter.

If Asari are such sluts how come none will have sex with me?

HUMANS NOT POSTING ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK ASARI OR QUARIANS IN A THREAD CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLE

dude you're a vorcha

Listen you're either going to fuck me or listen to me about how I want to fuck them.

When are those lazy fucking bastard Volus going to contribute to intergalactic defense

muh council limits

When are those lazy fucking bastard Volus getting on the Council? Why do we still have 3 nitwit? There's 0 economic representation, just aids frogs and dictatorships

It's a literal mathematical certainty given an infinite time span that everyone will eventually be replaced by Asari. Vote for Terra Firma.

sounds like falseflag conspiracy perpetrated by volus.

I have a question. how do Asari wear helmets made for humans? Aren't the things on their heads solid?

What about wanting to fuck other species?

Used to do this shit all the time while we were in the academy. You'd blow a load into a VI terminal and wait for one of those keepers to come by and watch it pick your jizz out of the circuitry.

They are the only races the humans seem to want to fuck outside of human women wanting turians for some reason The average turian phallus is like 4 inches btw
Men want to fuck the squishy blue woman that always is pretty and with a good fit phisique and qurians always have fat asses and tight waists even if the males can't create children with the woman.
quarian females, likewise love human men because they are typically more afluent if they even manage to meet.

This hands down the best weapon in the game. Love that rifle.

blow a load into a VI instead of an actual asari

Asari women are cheap and you choose to leave your seed in electronics. I bet you'd fuck a geth if you could.

STAND ASIDE, LADIES

i know i would fuck edi if they ever going to mass produce it

HUMAN MALE ON TURIAN FEMALE

Fuck Batarians and Volus

Any ex/jp/ anons out there?
What's the effective price range on making an AI fuckbot?
I know Cerberus runs a sidegig of incredibly sexy robots you can FUCK but I don't see prices tags anywhere.
My average revenue is 400K Credits a year.

Now that the dust has settled are Reapers real or was the attack on the citadel a false flag operation created by the council?

Volus falseflag. We know who really runs the council.

go to Anon Babble

krogan'd this, batarian'd that, all fucking some human chick

1300 years of turians being a council species and yet the amount of porn they do is like five

mfw

The Volus aren't even on the council friend. They're relatively harmless in the grand scheme of things and think about where we would be without their mercantile experience? They're really hated for no good reason.

BUILT 4 _______ ___

You're being paranoid again, Anon Babbleclan. Have you been taking your omni-meds?

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society first, millitary first, etc.
Doing anything out of the norm is considered social suicide. they'd probably put you on a no-fly-list for palaven if you ever tried to go back.

HOLDING HANDS WITH HUMAN IN A LOVING RELATIONSHIP THAT'S AN ODD MERGING OF HUMAN AND TURIAN CUSTOMS THAT'S REALLY SWEET BUT MAKES TERRA FIRMA AND ANTI-HUMAN TURIANS SEETHE.

Be me

bigdick Sentinal

can use biotics AND smart as fuck so i can use Tech and be a tank with my armor

my cobbled togehter squad get pissed that I keep taking the kills because I'm too good at my job

what a bunch of fucking losers. If you're mad I'm doing too good maybe you should be better.

GRRRR STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF FLAMER
NOT MY FAULT IF YOU BURN

death to Saarlareans

Going to Thessia on a vacation wish me luck