What's the Activated Almonds of video games?
What's the Activated Almonds of video games?
Activated just means they’ve been soaked in water, retards
No Man's Sky
Lol you don't know what you're talking about.
Activating food means unlocking their true nutrients. Maybe like some kind of secret ending in a video game.
Dark Souls
Damn, this really activated my almonds
so uuuh how are you supposed to eat them
You only “activate” nuts because it mimics the germination process which breaks down acids inside them, dumbass.
germination process
lol
lmao even
You don't, you milk them.
The almonds think they're going to start growing into plants, so they start producing maltose and maltodextrin to provide the energy to literally bust a nut and sprout, but some fucking australian iodised-water-drinking cunt comes along and eats them instead
gets wet
thinks it's gonna grow into a plant
why are almonds so retarded?
Can YOU grow into a kickass tree? No, didn't think so. Almonds are waaayyy smarter and cooler than you faget
but can they go super saiyan 2?
i guess not
germans have nothing to do with almonds dumbass
Sounds like somebody didn't have any activated almonds this morning
doesn't have verified Almond Genuine Advantage™
Almonds fucking suck and they're always the worst part of the canned mixed nuts.
t. cultured vegetable consoomer
What up with Anon Babble suddenly being really big into almonds?
They came to terms with their morbid obesity, so now they're massmaxxing.
tfw no emu meatballs
Psyop to give more water to California
You should see how big honey is.
Malt is activated barley
why are almonds so retarded?
They are the tendies of fruit
but can they go super saiyan 2?
They can go even further beyond if you unlock their true potential
t. non-activator
What's the benefit of activating my almonds?
Deactivate his almonds.
Are we ever going to get new memes/buzzwords?
big almonds desperate for sales, resorted to shilling on Anon Babble
Anon Babble lost the meme rizzwars with twitch
suddenly
suddenly
You get to steal their lunch
Powers and abilities beyond ordinary comprehension.
??? how do I get meatballs in zsnes
You will never an almond
Wealth beyond measure, outlander.
I've been almondposting since you were stuck to a bee's arse, nutlet
Big almond just activated a contract to spread the word. Know your enemy.
If you eat your enemies, you win.
Sun Tzu - Art of War
out of 10!
allies are fine too
They taste less sour because the acid inside them has been reduced to a sugar
I thought this was hobo stew since Great Depression food is trending now because of orange retard
Ssbm, wavedashing is the water.
average poverty food enjoyer
get my almonds wet
throws off their pH balance
Have I eaten pussy
nuts are just treebeans
horee shid
he doesn't activate his water