GOTY has just been decided

GOTY has just been decided

gameplay so influential even the animal kingdom copies it

BRAVO KOJIMBLES

After 20 hours of getting ploughed in the ass by my boyfriend, Hideo Kojima is set to deliver one of the best bests of his career.

I'm honestly insanely hyped for DS2 and it's by far my most anticipated game but everything Geoff Keighley says feels so artificial and forced that it seeks to actively reduce my hype.

You do know Geoff sucks off Kojima for everything he's got, right?

doritoman praising kojima is like john lennon praising yoko ono

They are unstoppable

The amount of cocksucking Kojimbo receives from Geoff is beyond any comprehension of average mortal.

one of the best

lol
lmao

keighley slop

Pass

geoff klejhilgy,

ah best friend of kojima and dicksucker, totally believable

I think Doritos Pope should stop trying to be friends with every game developer he meets, it's a conflict of interest.

You sound nervous

Nah, I think it just makes Geoff look like a fag but he's always looked like one for his entire career.

you just know…

good, i hope it beats exp33

AAA gaming baby

Geoff already case building to give his best friend Kojima a game award. The guy truly is shameless in his shilling.

Kino

E33 btfo as usual by the Japanese, Westerners cannot create they can only destroy.

it's a conflict of interest

Only if he actually ISN'T friends with EVERYONE.

There's no conflict if you are biased to every direction (and love Mountain Dew to boot).

e33 eurotroons SEETHING

you love to see it. they spent two weeks straight saying japan is finished because of some bing bing wahoo turn-based shit, and now they will never ever see a goty award. Sad!

Blocks your path

Gameplay?

Day one purchase from me. This goin' be good.

ACK!

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lol

you can't possibly enjoy a game unless you have completed it

so that pretty much eliminates all the good reviews for e33

Death Stranding 1 didn't win. Geoff sucks off Kojima but I don't even think he votes.

generic over-the-shoulder shooter

Looks like garbage.

last good kojima game was mgsv

I swear if this stupid fanboy gives shit POS walking simulator GOTY

and Miyazaki as well

is that geoff cuckhley deepthroating his gay life partner hebungo kojumbo?!

it's not even a shooter, it's a walking simulator

another shooter

space

shooting bugs

what makes this better then earth defense force?
challenge mode: cant say movie scenes or graphics
serious answers only

every 50 seconds kojima's name will be plastered on screen to remind you its HIS game and HIS ideas

Anon Babble better prepare itself for when geoff and the journos start talking about DS2 like it's some piece of transcendent art
and that it's only something kojima could make and how gaming needs more visionaries etc.
all the praise will have fucking nothing to do with the gameplay so if it snags goty it'll be funny

The 1st game was insanely boring and incredibly overrated. Terrible game.

DS is an incredible experience; a rich new world unlike anything I've played

he's not really saying anything here though, compared to the tweet in the OP where he's straight up praising it

I know geoff love to slob on kojimas knob but is he on record saying he like death stranding?

Kojimbos a westaboo he'd probably be fine with losing to those frenchies.

If Geoff could convince Kojima to release the PC version ASAP, preferably on or shortly after release on console, at least the rest of the dicksucking would have a good outcome.

Seeing E33 seethe about losing to Kojima another westaboo is pure kino, your french mario rpg will never be good anon.

he did invent a little idea called a CAMERA

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Are seething Expeditionfags in the room with us right now?

This hideo guy... he's pretty good at making video games isn't he, a true creative genius

If Kojima can actually pull off a "MGS2" stunt in the current day, he has a good shot at winning I guess.

I wonder how much of the new gameplay is actually innovating as DS1 was in 2019. Delivery mailman with the occasional structure building was only be fun for a certain amount of time. I hope the stealth and added combat do provide for some clever moments.

action set pieces

I hate journalists and soulless modern dev

Kojimbles does it again

Post the pic if kojima looking sad after the muppets made fun of him and griffin being "friends"

he says while shilling an on rails soulslop qte rythm game that isn't a jrpg but thinks it is one. also funded by the French gov btw

E33 is gonna sweep and Anon Babble is gonna be in meltdown mode for weeks. Stay tuned to Victor Borba's twitter around the time of the awards show, I'd wager he's gonna get tapped to sing the duet Une vie à peindre for the musical segment before E33 wins the award for best soundtrack.

youtube.com/watch?v=OzXAIB7LWDM

If Kojima can actually pull off a "MGS2" stunt in the current day, he has a good shot at winning I guess.

E33 beat him to the punch, lmao.

i would have given DS a chance if it didn't reek of hollywood handmaiden-ing and nepotism
Dorito Pope getting a cameo was a death knell for my interest. Atleast pretend you don't suck industry cock, kojimbles, including celebrities in projects doesn't make you hollywood and it actively lowers the work. The last thing i want to see in my escapism is mocapped brad pitt or whoever.

E33 sweeping will happen when pigs fly, your game does nothing innovative, its just a french jrpg skinsuit with western graphics because you all hate anime on the anime website. DS2 will likely be actually innovative, also name 1 innovative thing about E33 because that's what wins awards bwo.

I'm not talking about some character switch or some plot twist. I'm referring to how MGS2 was aware of being a sequel and made use of it. Something in a way only a videogame can do.

why are Europeans always so butthurt and jealous? No other group of people acts this way.

and another fucking thing actually, anyone praising the game's writing after seeing that princess beach line is off their fucking rocker

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I dont know about anything you mentioned, which leads me to believe you suck more industry cock than most.

Eurocucks cant make good games, much like the rest of the anglosphere.

Youve clearly never insulted a Chinese person before.

I don't know anything about the game im talking about

i mean shit dog, at that point i don't know what to say either

N worder USA

based!

was death stranding actually good or was it the walking simulator everyone memed that it was?

Kojima's games have only gotten more pretentious and boring as time has gone on, yet gaming media still praises him like his touch cures cancer. It's madness.

Better than E33 that's for sure, still a mid game desu.

Kojimbro can't stop seething about E33

What causes this mental disorder?

All the Japs are Frenchaboos and they literally kill themselves when they see what Paris is really like

dis the game where he press l2 and r2 to hold onto your backpack straps? lol aight

its literally a walking simulator with 1 hour custences. the "gameplay" is things like placing ladders and bridges over things to walk on and pressing l2 and r2 to hold onto your backpack straps to balance yourself while you have to walk away from invisible monsters like glass walls you cant see in that one pokemon gym. one of the worst "games" ive ever had teh pleasure of playing. but people will think it's good bc of a song that plays when you walk at some point in time

very interesting concept, interesting world, good graphics, horrible characters and story
kojima turned turbo Hollywood faggot after mgsv

The core gameplay was basically just MudRunner but you're on foot. The combat was the most generic third-person shooter combat you can imagine, and the story was Kojima jerking himself off for 20 hours because nobody around him will tell him his ideas are stupid.

but Expedition 33 has the highest metacritic score of all time

Guy who sucks off Kojima says his game is good

well is he going to say it's not that great and scare away his messiah from attending his sponsored slop games show??

Its like a mix of Mudrunner and Sunless Skies. You haul goods through a dangerous supernatural environment. Then you spend the Likes (resources) you get to build a safer logistical infastructure that makes delivering packages easier. Gameplay itself is surprisingly addictive, the main problems are the unskippable cutscenes, Hideo having no editor to reel him in so you're explained the same plot twist 3 different times and supernatural stuff that isn't Story Mission scripted events are kinda meh.

What I mean by meh is that the game has supernatural tornadoes and giant monsters but you only ever encounter them in scripted events or if you intentionally fuck up and run into every ghost you see. DS2 better have Stalker/Sunless Skies type of randomized horror weather events.

the main problems are the unskippable cutscenes,

Cutscenes ARE skippable in DS since day one

Cutscenes ARE skippable

Then you haven't played far enough.

Death stranding 2 can only be good if they admit that ds1 was bad.

I played through the game from start to finish and there wasn't a single cutscene that wasn't skippable. Name at least one that cannot be skipped.

dorito pope will shove another shitty medley in the game awards and 20 minutes of rambling about how much he wants to suck kojima's dick on stage

instead of having Une vie à t'aimer performed live on stage

fuck that guy

Name at least one that cannot be skipped.

Ok I'll give you that, that was inexcusable even if it was at the end of the game.

will there be mod support?

Clair Obscur bros... I don't feel so good...

hell yeah penguin

Doesn't matter Clair Obscur already won

Fuark...

God damn he is such a hideous antiwhite shitheap.

Geoff letting any other game win GOTY instead of Death Stranding 2

lol
It was over from the start

Why did he allow Sekiro to win GOTY over Death Stranding 1 then?
Death Stranding will lose again and Geoff will seethe

DS1 was so dogshit that i have no faith in DS2 i was shocked that this shit came from the man who made MGS1

Do you guys honestly think a Journo has ever beaten death stranding1?

No but they’re replying to my post.

You still cant go prone or crawl

Why would a soulless generic rpg with bad combat, bad writing and a sterile lifeless world win goty?

He's so proud of that jump, good for him.

he isn't wrong, zoomfag

It was awesome. Addictive gameplay loop, beautiful atmosphere, funny story and characters. Just enjoy the ride. Kojima is straight up smoking meth for the DS2 story

Portable music player has been confirmed
You can play your own music playlist wherever you have the network linked.

Because goty is chosen by western media conglomerates and journalists

its about more than "industry cock" too, they suck JEWISH cock. they're literally freemason faggots doing everything they can to control the minds of gamers with the """goty""" awards and spoon feeding hollykikes to unsuspecting normies who like games

kojima's biggest asshole licker and personal friend is shilling his game

WOW

33

this is more freemason crap

Seems like a bunch of overhype. I watched the gameplay and it looked exactly like DS1 but with MGSV stealth added. Honestly made me lose a little interest in it.

user score 6/10

yeah sure buddy i think if anyone is gonna seethe its gonna be hideo saying its the americans fault his game sucks donkey dick

It looked like DS1 but more stuff added like flooding, sandstorms, equipment and shit which is pretty much what I wanted, more DS but with extra. Adding a music player is what I am most glad to see there.

that's a neat star of david in the bottom left

True, and I guess I shouldn't expect revolutionary changes for a sequel, but the hype of the trailer versus the gameplay reveal itself didn't leave me chomping at the bit to play it. Still interested, but it just looked like MGSV, with the same wonky stealth takedown animation included. I liked the traversal and hoped there'd be more vehicles/terrain/tools for navigating. I'm sure we get that but the showcase on scouting out areas and fighting left me completely uninterested.

hoped there'd be more vehicles/terrain/tools for navigating.

The gameplay stuff I saw today showed new vehicles but I'm not sure how different they are from the old ones. Like the bike with 3 wheels looks different but how it handles I couldn't tell. Terrain looked better to me with floods, avalanches, forest fires, sandstorms and a day night cycle. More difficult environments is more interesting to me than the combat stuff they seem to focus on in the gameplay footage. Like a new boomerang weapon they said is neat and all but I can't recall any new traveling tools other than "even longer ladder"

the gameplay looked mid but i get the feeling they're keeping a lot of the truly weird and spectacular shit very close to their chests, so the gameplay they actually show is run of the mill "here are the new things done in the early game on easy difficulty"

It's definitely early game because all footage is shown in Mexico with Sam carrying a baby Lou. Interviews say the bulk of the game is Australia and trailers show the plot is Lou being kidnapped or gone.

Yeah, my hope is we'll see some of the new mobility and traversal innovations later. Still optimistic, just wasn't what I was expecting, or hoping for, from initial gameplay.

It's extremely excellent in every way except Kojima's cringe story and obsession with celebrity cameos. A legitimately innovative and technologically advanced game.

Supreme victory Perfect

innovative things in video games win awards

Surely no one can be this retarded.

UPS Sim 2? Nah, Clair Obscur or Doom Dark Ages tho. It might win an aware from Geoff cause he wants to be in Kojima's game but no one is going to think this trash is any good when real games exist.

Geoff doesn't have a most astorturfed game awaed, otherwise black myth shill would've walked away with another award

Slop obscur shills getting pissed as fuck

NOOO ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MGS LET GO OF IT ITS DEEP STRAND GAME

years pass

IT HAS MGS NOW PLEASE RIKE MY GAME

just saw the demo btw, its the same fucking game, but with more bulletsponge bosses, more stupid slowmo camera and it funny enough, worse environments (looks and gameplay wise)

I SIGH AND FALL TO THE CEILING

I SIGH AND RUN TO THE KNEELING

ASYLUMS FOR THE FEELINGGG

the worst part of ds1 was the combat

there is even more in ds2

yeh nah im good mate, you have "fun" tho.

best thing is worst thing

ok yes but no

combat, the one thing that was shit in death stranding

lets put more of it in the sequel

lets also not improve it

genius move

good gameplay
piece of shit story for twelve year olds that just figured out they write with a pen, "people die if they are killed" tier

the biggest kojima shill in history enjoys a kojima game

big if true

How long will Geoff spend sucking off Kojimbo at this years games fest?

Pull up Geoff calling Kojima a fucking hack and saying "NONE OF THOSE FUCKING ZIPPERHEADS ARE EVER GONNA GET MORE THAN A 2/10 FORM ME" 20 years ago.