Well Anon Babble?

I hope so otherwise, the pc version will make it happens via modding.

Anon Babble has always been pro gay males.

Rockstar is pretty unfriendly when it comes to modding. Though I do hope someone can pull it off. Will have to wait until at least 2027 unfortunately for a PC port.

I hope not, GTA doesn't need to turn into rpg slop and it'd undermine the story.
Criminal lovers except the man sometime cheats on his psycho partner with men isn't as captivating.

inb4 Lucia cheats on Jason.

You sure Jason's member won't be sucked by another dude?

go to bar

drink 10 beers

fuck as many male hookers as I can

the dream

white

not even the slightest bit of a receding hairline

why don't games show reality? they're selling a fake ideal to young people .some even kill themselves over low self-esteem

See the vision, Rockstar.

These pedophile sexual predators are so fucking unhinged, man.

Says the retard who, statistically speaking, has a lolicon folder 5,000+ images strong. It's funny how we never see you chiming in any of the threads that are literally drawings of sexualized 8 year old girls btw. Why is that anon?

Holy projection.

you wrote a whole fanfiction about some random dude on the internet, get some help lmao

this, and then I'd go home and play some gta6

Why is Anon Babble so gay now?

The audacity of you, of all people to accuse me of projection is absolutely stratospheric, not to mention hilarious to anyone with basic pattern recognition skills. Answer my question anon. How come I never see you chiming in those threads?

now

I can tell from his inflection and from the fact that I never see people get called pedophiles in those threads (even though they are by definition)

his voice acting is so fucking bad

same but female hookers. can't wait
I hope the drug effects are more aesthetically pleasing this time around.

Jason and Lucia are the hottest GTA protagonists by far

I honestly doubt we'll be able to interact with them. Seeing as how Jason and Lucia are an item. Hope I'm wrong.

I love that you winkies and whatnots just fold like a cheap suit IMMEDIATELY when you're confronted with the real picture of yourselves. You have no words to say because I just dunked and cummed on you fat useless eaters so hard.

He's just Arthur Morgan

Huge torso

big arms

Dirty blonde

Enforcer/loan shark

bank robber

The only difference is that Arthur thought he was ugly looking (because his original character was supposed to be ugly) while Jason is probably quite vain.

yeah sure you won bro, be sure to take your meds!

You are 15+ years too late to notice this
We will be making all vidya men into cum dumps

Not to mention that one's a cowboy from the late 1800s. Whose less likely to take care of his skin, be more exposed to the sun and other elements.

now

Seriously, what changed?

PIT HAIR
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I never see people get called pedophiles in those threads

why lie?

unrealistic body stardard haters when the unrealistic body is a hot muscular guy:

They knew the only way they'd be able to soften the blow of having a female protagonist is to have her be sexy as fuck and a male (sexy) to play as alongside her.

all trailers point to him loving his partner

BUT IS HE GAY???????

fucking faggots

nah Arthur wasn’t this fit

make him

MAKE

it's really funny how fags regularly try and convert straight men but straight men never try and convert a lesbo. several episodes of catfish solely dedicated to just that, misguided, terminally gay faggots whose entire identity is being a flaming charicature desperately trying to trick a straight man into going out with them.

Arthur had a great face and personality

nooooooo aaaaaaaaahh a gay man hit on meeeee

wow now you know how women feel every day

straight men never try and convert a lesbo.

Sure, Jan.

Nice straw man. Fags dont "regularly try to convert straight men". That's your own fantasy. Like all alt right liars and mentally ill fascists, you make up a version of someone who does things reprehensible things and then apply it to everyone. Pathetic.

I'm surprised they don't have a fucked up relationship. Maybe that'll happen later in the story.

Converting straight guys is a source of pride for gay guys, it's a conquest really, manly stuff.

I need to worship his sweaty chest, feet, pits, and neck

This trailer convinced me to start working out and find a fiery latina gf.

sex with jason!

This is why they turned off the posters counter
guaranteed there are only 4 or 5 unique posters for the whole thread.

there are only 4 or 5 unique posters for the whole thread.

Including you?

He needs to breed me with Aryan Übermensch

I love how liberals are being triggered by people liking him

THAT'S A GENERIC WHITE MAN, HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT?

What they don't realize, is that men like that are a minority, when you walk outside you see way more overweight brown people than you'll see fit white men
what they call "generic" is just media preferring to use men like him in movies and games, because, to no one's surprise, attractive people bring more attention than ugly people

I don't get it, when americans say Latinas they mean USA born?
real latinas are absolutely not worth anything

Faggots me me sick
I'm the only straight poster

Sees a hot man and instantly opens the thread

Your boner is visible

I will literally cum if he's racist against joggers

She has to be the absolute best in bed, like there's absolutely no competition. He'd safely bet his life on there being no one better than her. No other reason to put up with that.

I thought it was the GTA VI thread, I'll find a less gay one.

Why is this board so damn gay

video games are a safe space for men, men who hang out with other men too much eventually turn gay, it's natural

Just a reminder that after the Anon Babble hack and leaks, it was proven that there was an over representation of Isreali posters when you are wondering why there are so much fag posting, bbc posting, porn posrting and any other degenerate posting.

Man married to a hot latina babymama

uuuuuuuhm, he's actually gay, chud

Fetishization of gay men by femcels is disgusting

It's directly correlated with the increase in zoomers.

uuuuuuuhm, he's actually gay, chud

who said this? the voices in your head?

white boy summer is postponed

jews ruined Anon Babble

I hope God sets Israel on fire again

now?

Go back newfag

Anon Babble is simping over Jason more than Lucia.

Y'all is pathetic. When did Anon Babble get so gay.
Lol.

Y'all is pathetic

Literal nigger on my Anon Babble? Go away.

Anon Babble is pretending to be gay again

When did Anon Babble get so gay.

Always has been.

Probably
You have to understand the kind of people who are obsessed like him are not sane.

Erm, honey.... you did a whataboutism. Do better, be better.

white men > brown roasties
go play DEI games, they're more fit for your tastes

Anon Babble has been making jokes about gayming for 10ish years

Somehow people think this board is 100% straight

That was ironic.
Men are superior to women in every way except looks. I don't know how you don't realize this.

That was made completely the fuck up, but it's very likely you already knew that.

Jason's hairy sweaty pits were literally designed for cumming into

Lets see you have a board full of closet homosexuals that are so focused whether or not something as penis. The higher the emotion the bigger than boner. The rest of us are just dyed in the wool degenerates that want fuck anything that moves. The litmus is does it have a pulse... good enough for us. But this one is rather nice object.

I absolutely hope Jason can fuck and suck in the gayest fashion in full explicit and graphic detail. Not because I want to, but because I want to dyke out with Lucia and I'm a fair person.

Get back in your tunnel, kike

Anon Babble breached containment and it's infecting the whole site with AIDS

That was ironic.

Not because I want to, but because I want to dyke out with Lucia and I'm a fair person.

Based and solidarity pilled.

implying Anon Babble hasn't always been extremely gay

personally I prefer the manly gay over the queer gay

I'm so tired of gays hijacking mainstream games.

Anon Babble has a very long history of being one of the gayest boards on Anon Babble
Anyone who thinks the board is anywhere close to straight is a newfag or a retard
(often both)

pretending

go to gym

get hit on by men constantly

get on /v to escape

this shit

why are gay men so sexually aggressive towards straight dudes?

Nice revisionism, but you're fooling no one with your oldfag larp and blatant lies

what is jason's canonical homosexual pairing? with bears, hunks, twunks, or twinks?

i'd let him knock me up

Latinas

Anon Babble op from the other day was a fucking twitter op repost

Seriously I'd rather take fucking reddit at this point. At least then I know im with the fags
Fuck Anon Babbleitter

Ideally hunks. Raul Bautista seems like a good fit as a rival/lover.

I mean, Anon Babble levels of derangement on the daily basis is something only furries loli and shota fags can achieve

Imagine, as a straight dude, a world where literally 95% of women were lesbian and had no interest in men. Wouldn't you probably have a thing for lesbians?

always

2020

newfags

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A game of pretend

Bridget even before guilty gear got popular

Anon Babble gayming

I don't need to "larp as an oldfag"
Anon Babble has a known history

he looks like he'd like guys who look like him, but I would prefer to imagine he likes effeminate twinks

Fuck off, my Jason would be super gay.

everyone does, when you think about it, 99% of homophobia is actually transphobia
most people don't care about homos existing, in fact many straight men love lesbian porn and straight women love gay porn. What everyone hates is men pretending to be women and women pretending to be men because these conflict with everyone

Discord trannies

See what? Your ERP nonsense with your Discord friends? Get a grip, on your own sanity and not someone else penis for a change.

Blackedfags are upset that the MCs are a white guy and a Latina

Assumptions

Disregards facts

Big oofs little buddy
Better luck next time.

I think you have to try to be mad about this.
Literally everybody wins, self-secure dudes can appreciate a ripped bro, girls and fags got eye candy, nobody has to look at a fat nonbinary black bitch on the screen.
I'm rooting for /ourguy/. And I need to hit the gym more.

Thank you! Glad to see someone who understands.

Jason seems like the guy who would take you for rides in his car and buy you beer, ice cream and snacks and at night play video games until dawn in just his underwear on a hot summer night
You know, just the bro things

I wish I had someone like that in my life.

except looks

male and female bodies in their perfect forms are equally aesthetic

GTA really loves going for realism huh?
In GTA 5 they interviewed actual gangsters to help make the dialogue realistic for the gangsters in the game.
And in this one they recreated modern Florida exactly as it is in real life.
Lol.

Jason needs fanart with shotas

dangerously based

They go a little too realistic sometimes.
Remember in 4 when you could go shopping for sweaters and tasteful slacks? That game was weird.

literal bot responses

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board, the hetero club's two sites down

Anon Babble has kinda been always gay just not into faggot stuff

Straightchad here, ngl I'd suck his cock

Anon Babble is overrun by Anon Babble so all the fags migrated elsewhere, mostly to Anon Babble

Nobody cares, Jason will be reduced into a cock loving cumslut who loves big hairy balls being dragged over his face and eating other men's juicy assholes. It is his destiny

implying Anon Babble hasn't been cooming over Bridget since it's inception

I hope they bring back san andreas gym mechanics so you can make him really buff or obese