What if...they made a MMO with only the bossfights and you need to team up with 100 other people to take down a large enemy? Why are CEOs allergic to money by not making this?
What if...
This whole scenario made me realize how retarded most normal people are and the only frame of reference they genuinely have for what a gorilla is capable of is from watching Godzilla vs. Kong.
Sounds really dumb OP
So you want Fall Guys but with MMORPG bosses instead of obstacles courses.
guys seriously want to play a faceless mook and be part of huge army pulling up fortifications and siege weapons just to fight one dragon
bruh
but I already play FF14
that's blatantly retarded
and it wouldn't make money
fucking people complain about "bullet sponges" but then seriously ask for a giant MMORPG sponge bob where your contribution/skill means nothing besides everyone whaling on a literal sponge-whale for half an hour for shit loot or RNG based loot to balance drops
Actually that exists. It came out 5-7 years ago and I don't remember the name.
And when I say it exists, I mean it, there is literally only boss NPCs roaming the world. They're all huge.
so you just want MMO rabbit and steel?
i mean okay, but good luck monetizing that.
Fuck yeah.
which tranny made that pic? Why are they shoving women into it when it was always clearly 100 MEN?
IRL what would actually happen if you a random 100 men against the gorilla is it's gonna kill the first 10 to 20 and then people will run around like headless chickens. Then the gorilla will kill maybe a few more before running out of steam or until some dudes with an actual cool head start grouping people back together to fight.
Then it's the actual last stand, if the grouped up humans beat it it's won, if the grouped up dudes die then the remaining ones will for sure pussy until they're all dead.
IRL, the humans will backstab each other because each was told in secret by a masked person that the last man standing get to live and 10 dollar.
Played Guild Wars 2, back in the Beta.
From what I remember, going from world event to World event, which was essentially exactly what you were describing was the majority of the game at the time.
Fighting the gorilla when it's fresh is retarded
The humans should harass it but stay out of arm's reach until it starts getting tired
Then you start actually attacking it
Humanity has 3 primary traits that set it apart and above the rest of the animal kingdom. Intelligence, Social cohesion, Endurance.
Even if you control for the first two, Endurance will win out in the end. The gorilla only has a few minutes before it will tire out.in which case it becomes easy pickings.
FF XIV has that with Hunts and it's boring.
basically but it's a clusterfuck of effects and the game would shit itself
Those kind of bosses were disappointing since if conditions were your damage you had no clue if you were effective since there was an actual cap for afflictions.
People would just be whacking at a leg and its not like any of those slow attacks would really kill you at range. You need an MMORPG with mechanics beyond the basic hack and slash. Even something simple as a net that requires people to pull to create a critical weakness is an improvement. The problem is they design games by labelling people as idiots instead of designing a game easy to learn and pick up to do something cool
How do you hurt a Gorilla using your bare fists?
I'm guessing you have to kick it, punching seems like it would hurt you a lot more than the Gorilla
You're not factoring in crowd fear.
When the gorilla swings and breaks the skull of the first 5 guys, you're really gonna look me dead in the eyes and say the next 10 aren't gonna at least stop and think "wait a minute, Idk if this is a good idea" or just straight up run away?
the good ol thumb to the eye
you forgot a 4th traits, self preservation.
Motherfuckers genuinely think the gorilla can take on 10 guys, let alone 100 guys
Mammoths, who are twice as tall and weigh over 25 times a gorilla, were hunted by humans in groups of 20-30
How is this debate fair?
The debate has a no tools rule, humans are naked basically
bullet sponge
fps baby detected
What if...they made a MMO with only the bossfights and you need to team up with 100 other people to take down a large enemy?
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it was shit though and very pay to win, but it was fun for a few hours back in 2012.
allergic to money
MMOs are the least profitable genre and it's not even close.
Who are the anons that said that the Gorilla would win? How do you feel now after countless sources BTFOing you to irrelevance?
a hundred guys could just pile onto the gorilla and cook it alive with their collective body heat
No person with an ounce of thought in their brain ever thought that 100 people could not take down a gorilla.
harambe
noble herbivore
king of the jungle but not its predator
lives in peace with his harem
for a long time life is good
one day an overpowering stench fills the air, a haze of pollution clouds at the edge of the forest
a mob of demented fleshy ape things with sickly long bodies and sagging fat deposits ebbs back and forth on the edge, a living cancer on the land
a cacophony of belching and farting echoes out as they consume everything in their path, in one smooth motion they scoop up and devour wildlife, boar, deer, monkeys, apes...
man has finally come as he knew they would
with a shrug harambe signals to his family to move to higher ground... and to keep moving out of the forest if it comes to it
before going his youngest mate stands defiantly at his side refusing to leave
the mighty silverback spares a sad smile and reassuring pats as he gently turns her back
run along sweet one
with his gaze forward the cracking branches and leaves of his retreating family fades into the distance
he has lived a rich life, if it is to end here defending his home it would be as good an end as any, and yet a small nagging hope that he will see his family again remains.
Why are normalfags so obsessed with monkeys and apes?
Why does the gorilla automatically get to be in fight mode, but the humans don't? You're telling me a gorilla wouldn't try to flee from being confronted by a group of 100 fucking people? I always assumed the scenario would grant that both groups just fight each other like a cage match or something, not that 100 people get teleported to the world's most bloodthirsty gorilla.
guys seriously want to play a faceless mook and be part of huge army
Yeah...
You got a problem with that?
The gorilla ate a giant bag of cocaine.
He'll die of a heart attack in minutes, but so will the humans too stupid to skedaddle out of his way.
If a gorilla saw 100 of any animal he would probably walk away, he would be weary even if it was 100 squirrels, let alone 100 monkeys of similar height and weight
Divine intervention supercedes logic, God will take his side at the end for the pureness of Kong's heart grants him the heaven's favors.
Gorillafags are retarded and act like every gorilla is Grodd or some shit. Gorillas are fucking retards, the second it tries to maul 1 guy it has 99 dudes dogpiling on it.
He just takes the guy's leg and use the ancestral secret windmill technique.
Changes nothing. Mammoths are 25 times the weight of a gorilla. 20 Humans with spears is not the same as 2,500 humans.
You're telling me a gorilla wouldn't try to flee from being confronted by a group of 100 fucking people?
this. animals always freak out when a group of people are being loud, you're telling me a gorilla won't head for the hills when 100 angry men come screaming at it?
You don’t have any gym bros that swear they could beat up Connor mcgregor or Jon jones or some other 0.01% fighter that’s one of the most trained combat athletes in the world? It’s pretty common for a lot of guys to overestimate their ability
A gorilla is obviously going to be able to beat 1 man. Maybe even 5 men. But 100 is just overkill. Hell, 20 men could probably take one down.
A lot of people genuinely seem to think that a gorilla could just swing its arm one time and take out 50 dudes like a knife through butter. Or that it will just go ape mode and rip everyone in half. But the fact is that gorillas have shit stamina and are absolutely awful at using their strength in an efficient manner. They also get spooked easily and would try to run before fighting.
Like someone else said, it would probably flail around and take out 5-6 dudes before gassing out and getting dogpiled on.