It's buggy, janky and shitty because... IT'S LE POSTMODERNIST

it's buggy, janky and shitty because... IT'S LE POSTMODERNIST

It's fun.

It's one of my favourite games desu desu senpai

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I've legit never heard EYE be described as postmodernist
It's better to think that it's buggy, janky and fun because it was made by a bunch of french nerds who loved tabletop rpgs a bit too much

STOP MAKING WAVES

I've legit never heard EYE be described as postmodernist

Well now you have

I got a solid fifty hours of entertainment out of it. Half that joining random coop servers and fucking about with strangers. I think I was entranced with it's design. Especially the maps and their size. There's so much uselessly large areas but for some reason I loved that shit anyway.

Why do you say that?

I think I was entranced with it's design

I play the game at least once a year, it feels like a week goes by in a dreamlike state because of the music and the atmosphere

buggy

name one

Unfocusing the game window when a text box is up will make all subsequent text boxes become blank and unreadable. This is the bug that made me not want to continue since I'm prone to screenshotting what I play.

What the fuck is the point of this thread?

old eurojank game is old and janky

Yeah, we know

You better watch your back, maggot. Or you might have an accident soon...

Why do you need to unfocus to screenshot?

It's janky and buggy for two reasons. First, and most important, it's a Source Engine game. Second, and far less significant, they had basically no budget.

budgets are a spook holding us back from getting more KINO like E.Y.E

That's just how screenshot tools like sharex work, and I don't want to be screenshotting the entire window every single time.

Add -noborder -windowed to the launch options

make waves my niggas

I swear I tried playing it windowed before and it didn't fix the issue, but I guess it works now. That's some magic self-fixing jank.

No it's buggy and janky because it's a source game made by some amateurs.
It's also one of the best games of all time.

original and soulful > polished and boring
weird games from passionate teams of small autistic nerds is what gave us classics like Fallout, Arcanum, Planescape, Thief, Deus Ex etc
I'd take EYE over some generic but more playable turd any day

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I should shoot my other self with a revolver

the first weeks when people would massively join the game and all maps were fully stocked with players fucking around

Gave me the same vibe as the unofficial just cause 2 online test. It was glorious.

The only accident I fear will be your head falling into a vat of acid with me wearing your fucking moron face as a party mask

This is the only "what I played vs what I got" meme with the bottom panel looking like a mess full of references that works because that's how chaotic, cryptic and head spinning e.y.e. is.

LE POSTMODERNIST

It's literally isn't. Postmodernism is when you make references to something which is itself is a reference, making a thing that's being originally referenced shadowed by it's reference. For example, quoting "Chicken jockey" from Minecraft movie is postmodernistic, because most of people who watched that movie for the memes had never played the original game in the first place.

Name a single bug.

They fixed it but on release the briefcases with research materials were fucking invisible.

Continuing this, the biggest postmodernistic game at the moment is Fortnite.

That isn't what it means either.

The aspect you're describing is called intertextuality. Intertextuality is when a story references others within a specific genre or body of work, like how Catch-22's protagonist, Yossarian, is a titular character in multiple stories written by the same author.

Intertextuality isn't inherently postmodern, but it is an aspect that's commonly found in its Literature.

Shut the fuck up namefag.

EYE was never good.

Shut the fuck up nazi.

I think saucy is a fucking troon you guys

What? I'm a socialist.

Who?

You're a regular longmint.

You're a nigger who eats literal shit
Opinion discarded

Most of the PC cult classics are broken and janky

how do i break the circle of guilt
serious answers only