he chose Yen
lol
lmao
He chose Yen
Yen is a deranged narcissist who doesn't even want anything to do with him so he has to make a genie wish the tow of them together like some weird fate-rape-thing. Both of them are retarded and they deserve each other.
Western games are so Satanic it's not even funny.
didnt ask how many boys (hundreds) and beassts (also hundreds) she has had
wife material desu
I'm more of a Euro kind of guy myself
It's not like Geralt was a virgin who saved himself until marriage
Witcher 3 was written by hags and soiboys btw
So that's like one per year after turning 18
Timeframe means a lot
As far as I've picked up from the books they are both EXTREMELY old, she's much older than him, and he keeps fucking random schoolgirl witches and such even while being primarily romantically interested in Yen.
This isn't new and is known to anyone who has read the source material
Both Geralt and Yennifer are whores, and there's a story about Geralt near fighting a wizard who was banging her on the side
I mean yeah it is the 13th century after all, wild women and all that
To be fair Geralt is a whore also
They deserve each other
Also all witches are gigawhores in this setting, and they are the biggest feminists in this medieval fantasy world as well.
it's another Anon Babble loses their shit when they find out women want and have sex for pleasure like men episode
Doing romance
In Western games
LMFAO
its not from the games nor books retard
does this look like a game dialogue to you?
it's in the past now
i don't even remember any of them
To be honest would you remember fucking some bitch 100 years ago? It's different for hoes which go crazy after enough time on the cock carousel yet you get the gig. I know Chads that completely forget bitches they raw dogged a week ago because for them it's like have a 100% off doordash coupon
*it's like having
(I'm phone posting)
holy shit what a cucked game lmao
dwarves, elves, gnomes, halflings, witches all live extremely long lives compared to humans
but no matter what race you are the wall hits women at 40 and the run out of eggs
The characters act like this in the books, I don't think this woke shit was added.
Except maybe making dandelion gay.
Geralt's bodycount is similar to be fair
40
It's much, much sooner and bitches lose over 50% of their eggs by age 18 yet society is not ready for that discussion yet
nigga the books are literal commie propaganda stolen from moorcock by a 90s liberal EU mouthpiece
Yen is the one who used the djinni to make him love her, not the other way around, retard. She is a psycho cunt and every time you see any sort of feelings for her from geralt, they are fake feelings implanted by her. Every witch in the witcher universe is a massive cunt/slut.
Arent they immortal?
op talking with ai chatbot thread
modern Anon Babble
Every man remembers every sexual encounter they ever had if it was remotely positive. You could be 90 on your death bed and remember some hot slut from the past that made u nut
Geralt banged half the bitches on the continent by that point. I fail to see the problem.
Lmao, no.
t. triple digit body count
If it wasn't for the fact nexus would ban it within a day I would make a Ciri daughterwife mod for Witcher 3.
I know how to use redkit, clone voices thru machine learning and have plenty of time etc. It's just the fact it would never gain any popularity even in degenerate communities because I would get deplatformed and sued by the voice actresses then raped in court. AI is still a legal gray zone and all that.
When I told you niggers about dead internet theory over a decade ago you called me a schizo now reap what you sow faggots
nah nigga after enough holes filled they just blend together
I barely remember the first girl I sexually assaulted
Ciri's first sexual encounter was getting raped into a lesbian by a lesbian
unironically yen's body count being """""only"""""" 75 people across more than a century of life as a sorceress and member of the Lodge who are all literally the most toxic girlboss sorority sisters ever puts her very much on the picky about partners end of the scale.
geralt's number is probably something like 750 but to be fair probably half that is elven whores grateful to finally bang somebody their own age
Who the hell cares?
It's not like they are fucking her atm
I mean that's a pretty low number compared to an average modern roastie, especially considering her age.
a key that can open many locks is a master key
a lock that opens at every opportunity is a shitty lock
seethe and cope
The ending where you cheat on yen and triss and Ciri comes to live with you on your vinyard in Toussant is basically a daugbterwife route
if you read the books (okay at best) you would know the game has dialled down the wokeness by 10 times at least. even more impressive considering the books appeared more than 20 years BEFORE the game
Yen is the one who used the djinni to make him love her, not the other way around, retard
Why would anyone spread misinformation on Anon Babble about something a lot of people know?
Christian Poles are satanic
not the literal demon worshipping japs
Shani was so cute
Phillipa was hot as fuck even if she was a bitch
Yen was annoying as fuck and a bitch
Triss was cute but also annoying
The queen in blood and wine was a bitch
Honestly the best girl is either cerys or that herbalist with the great arse in white orchid
The perfect wife
Why'd they have to make the entire lodge black in the TV show. What a load of shit.
the hotwife
Kids these days don't realise how lucky they are with some of the AI porn out there. Some of the Yen stuff is insanely hot.
He literally met her in a fat merchant's bed and he kept chasing after her while she kept fucking man after man over like a century.
There's no way Geralt is surprised that she fucked that many bodies. Not even by the demons. If anything that count sounds exceedingly low.
The point of the books is that they're in a fucked up toxic relationship but still end up needing each other and their feelings are honest in the end. It's not supposed to be good, the entire world of The Witcher isn't.
Games Triss actually takes advantage of your amnesia and lies to you.
And ugly like wtf
disagree with lad online about witcher
play the "you haven't even read the books" card
he claims to have read them
neither of us have really
Every time
I'm annoyed that the Toussaint fist fight one is here, because the entire point was that the woman was pretending to be a man, and after beating her she unmasks and goes "AHA, I WAS A WOMAN ALL ALONG!" for the attention and drama, and Geralt's response is basically "I really don't care", but a bunch of fucking babies saw the line out of context and assumed it was Geralt trying to champion women instead of him saying that it's not a big deal at all
The TV show was a piece of shit that got hijacked by feminists who didn't even like the source material but wanted to co-opt it's popularity
This is the entire reason Cavill left, because he wanted authenticity to the books and kept arguing with the writers and directors over unnecessary changes they kept making (which they then tried to frame to the media as him "mansplaining" to them) until he gave up and ditched the show altogether
uhhh nuh uh, sabrina's white!!
seriously though, it really was hilarious how they have a fucking token white in there
Many such cases
..did you just ignore the entire line about MUH FEMALE EMPOWERMENT IN THE 13TH CENTURY you disingenuous fat kike
Triple that and you get the real number.
225 men. 24 women. 6 demons.
Geralt is probably way past 500 at this point.
Yennefer is a whore.
Geral is cool.
It's a victimless crime
Triss, my beloved...
The more cocks inside a woman the better desu