Erm billy is a cheater because he used an emulator!

Karl is built for BBC (Big Billy Cock)

le normal people

Shut the fuck up, homosexual. You will never be normal.

they changed the rules after and grandfathered other people in by letting them redo their runs and scores, but not him

Your diseased autistic brain doesn't understand that normal people view speedrunning the way they view "competitive speedwalking": a bunch of mutant losers who aren't good at anything all doing fake competitions with fake rules for fake gratification

You'll never have sex and will regret every moment spent on your autism fixations when you're on your deathbed

Your autism fiddling

The fact you don't recognize the irony here is truly hilarious.

You're the worst kind of right
Autism aside, it has always been funny to me that they impose these rulesets upon themselves but if even one slight thing inconveniences them, they change the whole ruleset
Speedrunners are subhuman, more at 8

There's nothing hilarious in this thread, you're probably laughing due to holes in your estrogen-filled brain from staring at a screen for thousands of hours doing worthless fake-accomplishment activities. You are mocked by everyone for good reason, speedtranny

a bunch of mutant losers who aren't good at anything all doing fake competitions with fake rules for fake gratification

This is us humans after we became the ultimate apex predator. We just come up with new ways to cope with our existence.

competitive speedwalking

there's no way this is real, anon is just making up a hyperbole to make a point

look it up

it's real

he cheated because the stick is RED

ok well the submission was accepted so it met the criteria

but it was RED not BLACK

ok but why does that matter

IT WAS A RED STICK YOU FU

*walks away*

something something normalfags don't like you

And?

I'm not a speedrunner. The only videogame I play anymore is QuakeWorld. You however are a retard, in the literal sense.

ok well the submission was accepted so it met the criteria

It was accepted by people who are equally corrupt. The infamous photo of Billy “winning” literally has another infamous cheater shaking his hand. It’s the Obama-giving-Obama-award meme but for arcade records.

Didn't he already prove he could do it later with a live audience? Why does the former cheating matter when he did an acceptable demonstration later that would negate that one? Sounds like people are splitting hairs.

Does anyone else increasingly feel like there's some kind of cosmic law stating that winners will win, and losers will lose? It's connected to genetics somehow. You can just look at someone like Karl Jobst and know he's a loser, and Mitchell is a winner. You can just look at Trump and know he's a winner, and his enemies are losers. It's all quite interesting. Physiognomy?

do speedrunners even enjoy vidya

Strategy was improved over time. Billy's old "record" is hilariously unimpressive by modern standards and anyone on this board could beat it with a couple weeks of practice.

Karl has the butt chin of a bully character from a 90s cartoon though. So why did he lose?

I think it's from spending too much time online and succumbing to lookism. Plenty of "ugly" people out there winning at life if you actually get out there.

Speedrunning is the only way to make single player games not dogshit. It is not impressive in any capacity to beat a computer that was programmed for you to beat just so you can get a dopamine hit and live in your power fantasy. Competition against another human being capable of thought is required for a videogame to be good, and the only way to do that in singleplayer is RTA or High Scores.

Plenty of "ugly" people out there winning at life if you actually get out there.

Not really, there's ugly people with money but they hate their lives

And you can tell that just by LOOKING at them, right?.....

This speedrunner has proof he speedran the game, Billy doesnt
All his records come from "trust me bro"

underaged fag hasn't watched malcolm in the middle

There is nothing challenging at getting better when doing the exact same thing over and over. This is literally the one thing humans are extremely good at.

First blind playtrough of any game is hundreds of times more stimulating and challenging than even the third attempt at the same speedrun.

competitive video games

lol
lmao

too weak to do real sports huh

Alright Billy, it was funny the first 50 times.

he posed in front of some showgirls who had nothing to do with him, so what?

Too stupid to do real thinking.

There is nothing challenging at getting better when doing the exact same thing over and over

But that's like.... literally every skill ever?

No, a real skill is challenging you constantly to get out of your comfort zone to get better. Not doing the exact same shit hundreds of times so you shave a few seconds off your best time like a little brain damaged autist.

But they are getting better. What do you think people who run or lift weights do?

equipment allowed in the game's rules is cheating because there's a different badly named category called "tool-assisted" that is literally a machine playing for you

This is true autism. I have no love for speedrunning trannies but this is approaching that level of autism, you might start shitting your pants soon anon.

reddit spacing

lmao

disparaging competition in videogames

Don't think this is the website you should be on, normalnigger.

He's not doing for fun now, he's doing it to get under Karl's skin and I don't blame him. He knows that guy is checking his tweets everyday

What do you think people who run or lift weights do

They train their body. They might get more experienced at doing these physical activities but that's not the primary goal. The goal is to increase their physical stats and keep in top shape.

TRVKE

run in a circle until you get a 4 minute mile

this is a skill

grind S. Metroid until you can get a sub-hour run

this is not a skill

I think you have no skills and are jealous you aren't even good at the only thing you do in your life, playing videogames.

some kind of cosmic law stating that winners will win, and losers will lose?

my existence directly disproves this because i am objectively a loser but my life is winning all the way down

retarded lie
his early records were recorded on vhs, his later records were done live and he had no problems playing in front of an audience
not to mention his "fake" 2004 score was beaten by other people and mitchell himself, same goes for his 2010 score

his hate comes exclusively from the fake 2007 "documentary" where they made him a bad guy for beating that faggot steve wiebe, that is despite the entire narrative being fake since webie held the record that year, but they casually just mention it in the credits and pretend billy somehow stole the win

Yes they are just repeating things. Anyone can do that.

those fags spend literally YEARS going after him, fucking 6 years by now
i think hes allowed few weeks of gloating

That's a funny point because 99.9% of speedrunners are not even good, it's just no one is competing. You're playing against yourself and you're winning. Congrats, autist.

Anyone can do that

Alright, fatass.

YO!

I don't speedrun games, I only play QuakeWorld anymore. I do compete against "myself" on my spin cycle though. And that is more of a skill somehow than playing one of the most popular speedrunning games (Super Metroid.) Which makes 0 sense.
What?

The point is that you follow the established rules. If you don't, you're cheater. If you manage to find something novel within the confines of the ruleset, that is tolerated. For the very leat you are not labelled a cheater even if you do manage to break the category by some new exploit.

virgin at 30

i-is that bad?

You know what, fair points.

Not him and I would maybe agree with you if I didn't grow up playing billiards. But you can fight the table just fine to improve in that and nobody needs to compete against you to improve. Having a competitive mindset actually makes your solo play a bit worse for how you naturally want to structure your setup. I don't speedrun anything but I can at least understand that you can strive for improvement without having an opponent.

not really. just goes to show what a pathetic little person he is. he could be the bigger man, gloat once and move on but this midget has the ego the size of phoenix a so except him to continue this for the next few years.
I'm mostly sick and fucking annoyed at seeing his fucking ugly faggot face on Anon Babble every fucking time i go here. Yet for some reason this stupid fucking e-celeb dogshit is allowed here while other e-celeb shit isn't.

Even normalfags understand the concept of speedwalking even if they find it ridiculous. And they understand the concept of cheating.

he could be the bigger man, gloat once and move on but this midget has the ego the size of phoenix a so except him to continue this for the next few years

That's just more entertainment for me, I don't see how it's a bad thing unless you're Karl's caregiver and might miss a few paychecks when he has to shell out for legal fees.

No, he bitched and issued slapsuits whole that time. All he deserves is a anonymous grave so that it won't get vandalized.

That was not even my point. It's just a literal fact that only a tiny percentage of speedrunners are actually good at the game they're playing. The rest is just memorizing a sequence that someone else discovered and optimized and they somehow pretend that's an impressive skill.

The most popular speedruns are not even challenging runs but mostly bullshit runs that massively abuse glitches.

Is Billy or Jobst taller

One of your points was insulting him because he "played against himself and won". I am saying that you can compete against yourself to become the best version of yourself in a thing you care about and there is value in that.

I hope that every person who supports Billy Mitchell goes through everything that he put Karl Jobst through. Why hasn't anyone shot that scumbag? One of you has to hate your life enough to do it, someone nut up and murder that shitstain already. Billy Mitchell creates no value for society, he is a parasite.

rightfully so
fags like karl justify the stalking with basic marxist logic, "no bad tactics, only bad targets"
but what if Mitchell really didnt cheat, then you have some 60 year old grampa who use to be a hardcore gamer 30 years ago being harrased by bunch of autist online for years everywhere he goes

they started with the assumption he cheated, now desperately are trying to find something to back up this claim, from counting pixels on 30 year old vhs recordings to nitpicking his depositions, when normal people dont remember what the ate last week, and they asking him about details from 30-45 years ago, half a fucking century ago

It seems since the popularity of speed running has died, the trannies seemed to have mostly left. I watched a recent agdq and it didn't seem as infested.

Not yet

ah yes, mitchell is to blame for karl being a fucking psychopath
lets not forget appollo legend mentioned the years long harrasment campaing karl and his buddies ran against him in his suicide note, he didnt mention mitchell
karl was doing to mitchell what he did to AL, and expected same results, that he will break him, but Billy has balls, and isnt one to be pushed around

I am saying that you can compete against yourself to become the best version of yourself in a thing you care about and there is value in that

Sure, when you're building rockets or training your body. Not when you're playing video games or billiard, lmao.

Up to the person, you don't have to see the value in any of those things for someone else to. I get you want to bait me now but it's clear you actually understand my point so there's not much reason to give you anymore (You)s, have a nice day.

Mitchell was the one harassing Karl, he's just smart enough to manipulate the courts (and you) to distort reality.
If you called Karl Jobst a psychopath to his face he would let it go, because he's a normal person.
If you called Billy Mitchell a psychopath he would sue you for defamation because he's a power-obsessed psychopath.

I want to bait you but I have legit no respect for speedrunning and it's a worthless thing to get good at. With billiard, bowling and all those other second class sports I would at least high five you and be somewhat impressed if you put up a good performance in front of me.

Did Karl and Billy ever actually meet prior to the trial?
It's wild that Karl made up this enemy in his head and then proceeded to give him a million fucking dollars.

Reminder that the total serious and EXTREMELY AIR TIGHT SPEEDRUN RECORDS for fucking SPONGEBOB BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM are decided entirely on owning xboxes with a specific disk drive and putting ketchup on the disk.
ALWAYS make fun of this fake and gay retarded community that's only "relevant" because they know youtube jannies to shill their shit.

It's so over for Karl.

By the way, I just rewatched Apollo Legend's last video and reread the suicide note in the description, Karl Jobst is not mentioned once. Apollo primarily cites health problems as his reason for committing suicide.

how was he harrasing him?
he demanded a retraction and deletion of slanderous materials, even in court Karl could not back up his accusations, he called that fucking manlet moist critical to the stand as a witness, only for him to say he has 0 idea who mitchell really is and took all his knowledge from Karl videos
Karl would use anonymous reddit posts as evidence and could back up nothing he claimed with any sort of believability in an environment where he dosnt control the narrative

If you called Billy Mitchell a psychopath he would sue you for defamation because he's a power-obsessed psychopath.

Mitchel filed only 4 lawsuits in his life, all of them in last 5 years against people who made multiple videos slandering him
if he went against people who called him names he would sue half of reddit and retards like you, if anything he was very leniant and only went against people who would literally made a career out of harassing him, like AL or Karl

mods will ban keyed words like soi and cuck but allow this shit

fuck you on about, he mentions dakrviper and ezscape by name, so the two people karl had make videos against AL, who dropped him like a rock after AL killed himself

I think speedrunning is retarded, HOWEVER

You'll never have sex and will regret every moment spent on your autism fixations when you're on your deathbed

The amount of projection in this post is palpable. Remember where you are, "autistic fixations" fucking kek. That's your whole fucking life dude. There's no reason to regret it. Most normies don't even have real hobbies or things they actually enjoy. They just do shit to try and be accepted by the herd, but they're not happy. Enjoy your autistic fixations, they're some of the most fun you'll ever have and that's okay.

Mitchell was the one harassing Karl

Karl started it, what the fuck are you talking about?
Billy said fuck off and Karl didn't. Look what happened.

karl "had them make videos against AL". did karl direct them to do that? was he their boss or something?

Billy literally settled with so many and they didn't have to pay him money nor he asked for any as long as they never talk about him again online, apologize, and take down any videos they have about him
He wanted to do the same with Karl but Karl's ego was too big

He started it, billy wanted to please both parties but he refused and paid for it

fuck know what those fags deal was, Karl had a private vendetta against AL over a twitter argument, he spend years sending his fans and othe creators to attack AL

This is true autism. I have no love for speedrunning trannies but this is approaching that level of autism, you might start shitting your pants soon anon.

Based. Clean it u9 jannie

fuck know what those fags deal was

What?

Karl had a private vendetta against AL over a twitter argument

That's extremely vague

he spend years sending his fans and othe creators to attack AL

Do you actually have proof that Karl Jobst "sent his fans and other creators" to attack AL? Or is this just guilt by association? If Apollo Legend actually blamed Karl for "sending" hate then he would have actually mentioned Karl by name.

If you know more about this than I do then I'd be happy to be proven wrong, honestly it would release a lot of the anger I have against Billy Mitchell which would be quite relieving, but I'd need to know more before I can change my mind.

brah go through billys twitter
karl is getting fucking felted and raped relentlessly
imagine if his wife leaves him, brutal stuff man

Lmao I can't believe billy keeps making these threads imagine your whole claim to fame being a speed record you cheated on lol how pathetic