Doom The Dark Ages Reviews are up

82 is shit

previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES

doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!

*doomguy breathing heavily*

doomie, can you hear me? To your left.

*a portal opens*

*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*

*another portal opens*

K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!

*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*

*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.

We must be better...

*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*

Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!

*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*

I... AM KYIIIIIIV

*Satan watches in bewilderment*

You can't beat me!

I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera

You can be better than this...- says better man

*Satan orders his army to attack*.

*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.

I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!

*Doomguys looks seriously*

DOOMVENGERS!

ASSEMBLE...

*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*

*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*

*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*

*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*

I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!

*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*

Try this, chuds!

*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*

Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves

*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*

709313394

You're trying too hard.

I lel everytime

i kneel

And (you)'re not trying hard enough.

mogged, how did they do it?

Cringe

What are retards complaining about with their yellow reviews. Too masculine for their soiness?

Are you gonna cry when Nintendo curve stomps these reviews?

its not Zoom the Zark Ages 10/10

Based ngl

Doom 2016 comes out

Utter shit

BUT MUH REVIEWS

You people deserve shit games.

forced rtx for ue5slop

Pass.

80s? So that means it's really a 6/10 then
You have to keep in mind reviewers curve scores because devs get their feelings hurt

SISTERS IT'S GOING UP WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

I dunno how much I trust these reviews. With all the sliders to modify gameplay I just can't trust anyone who doesn't upload how they played.

better than 2016

worse than eternal

That's about where I expected it to be.

And 2016 is better than Eternal anyways.

They have literally came out and complained it was too masculine and religious for their taste. So it's getting lackluster reviews.

Closer to Doom 3 you meant to say.

Closer to DOOM.

nah

lol no

I was very excited but looking at the footage from real players, there's way way WWWAAAAAYYYYYYYY too much parrying, I'm already bored as FUCK just watching this combat in a single review, I can even see these guys playing on Nightmare clearly mistiming the projectile parrying but it's so lenient it still counts as a good parry. The fuck?
This went from day 1 buy to "I'll check back next year" pretty damn quick. I was so excited for the mech and dragon parts but they looks incredibly dumbed down and it's so fucking sad man.
Goddammit id.

It's free on gamepass

Strange, they didn't like it for Stellar Blade, I wonder why. I also wonder why Stellar is considered good by Anon Babble when it's exactly the same kind of sloppy game design.

People that want to be women like Stellar Blade.
People that want to be men like DOOM.
It's really that simple.

It's not free, it's 1 buck to get the gamepass trial + the cost of giving my info to microsoft + the cost of me having to install the xbox spyware app on my PC.

Kek

It's not ue5 it's idtech 8.

same crap honestly
bad visuals for how poorly the games using either engine run

What kind of mobile gaming-looking ass shit is this?

I'm no longer excited for this game but the performances don't seems to be a problem for either consoles or PC. They made the RT run very fast. If your current pc cannot even do better than a console it's a (you) problem, RT or not you weren't going to run the game anyway.

Heavy kek

implying these peopke wouldn't side with satan and demons

What the fuck is that last parry timing, it's like 10 feet away from him

dexerto.com/gaming/doom-the-dark-ages-review-3190198/

3/10

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monotonous level design fails to keep up the momentum in broader open areas, the story struggles greatly from pacing issues, and new dragon-riding and mech-piloting sections leave a lot to be desired.

Having just replayed Doom 2016 and Eternal, this isn’t a step forward for the franchise.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy Shit I just realized that Microsoft are literally giving this away for free on Game Pass, absolute insanity that a contender for GOTY is available for absolutely nothing on PC and Xbox if you have Game Pass, fucking crazy! gonna be having a blast with this one lads

apparently you can turn off any slow down when you hit the green blob youtu.be/w1FfgHl3ud0?t=1175

STAND AND REFUND

Could someone pass this through an AI?

2016 is objectively better. Apparently Anon Babble nu Doom fans got filtered hard.

Same here. Watched gmanlives review this morning and the game looks bland as hell. It doesn’t even really look like a Doom game. I’ll pick it up on sale when it’s around $20. I can’t imagine paying more than that for it.

dragon-riding

fucking cringe ass shit shouldnt be in doom

This ´´NOT MUH X !`` will always be one of the gayest argument ever

What its a doom game by your standards?

oh and the performance is bad due to forced RT. So bland and runs slow. Pick up in a few years I guess

Time for the Doom IP to take a break for another 10 years
They lost the plot

2016 is objectively better.

Only if you're bad at Eternal.

I'm just gonna replay Eternal with no glorykill mods instead.

Let me guess, it's

return to form

Or something like that.
These sites are just desperate because industry is so slow and every release is bad.

Cuphead does the same thing with pink attacks

Every reviewer is talking about the Lovecraft world like it's some big secret area and not something they already showed in trailers 2 weeks ago.

It says 87 right there

Heavy reliance on parrying and medieval open map setting is a start. Also rail shooter dragon shit doesn’t scream Doom to me either. That wasn’t hard.

Xbox buys bethesda

while their games are exclusive, only has 1 dogshit game

now that multiple good games are coming out, they're multiplat

What is wrong with Xbox/Microsoft execs?

he can't count stars

anon...

Eternal was a bloated mess. 2016 was exactly what it needed to be, no more, no less.

it looks fine in Cuphead since it's a cartoony game where you play as an animated mug
it looks goofy in Doom because it's a visually realistic violent power fantasy

If Eternal is bloated, so is 2016 with all of its needless RPG mechanics, multiple currencies, and challenges for all kinds of upgrades.

You can change the colors of those projectiles anyway.

I would honestly prefer this story than whatever mediocrity doom dark ages will have

They bought up too much shit too quick, and they couldn't wait long enough to reap the rewards.

Correct.
I don't know why AAA shooters need to add bullshit RPG-lite stuff.

So 2016 was not "exactly what it needed to be"

damn how could anonymous have conflicting opinions like this

watch some reviews. you'll be having more enemies on screen than ever

crafted using the developer’s own proprietary Idtech 8 engine.

Can't wait to see it in 8k.

have to walk into enemy fire just to reflect it

this is silly

doomguy needs a shield

dodge the colored blob action

dragon riding

goofy ass angels and demon storyline

this is a very silly game

dexerto

As trustworthy as Polygon.

Stand and fight, anon!

under the mayo [faggot] praises the level design

in all the footage there's zero level design to be found

every single fight takes place in either a box or a bowl and just throws enemies at you. it has even less design than 2016 or Eternal
do people even understand the terms they use?

Yeah, it's just so unrealistic...

this looks like a screen from shadows of mordor

except blurry because you expect to play with upscaling.

The PC Gamer review described the level design throughout the entire game as "a pancake". It's wide and flat, kind of like your mom. Instead of platforming or mazes, it's just all massive open arena fights.

I liked all the new doom games

lowest rated of the nudoom trilogy

Honestly, I figured this was gonna happen. I felt huge hype seeing trailers for 2016 and eternal but for this one? Nothing at all. It looked so much slower than the other two. Are glory kills 100 percent gone?

reviews i agree with

trustworthy :-)

review i disagree with

FAKE NEWS!!! SHILLS!!!!!!! @POTUS HELP MEEEEE

so basically, it has no level design?

ywnbaw

Anti video game shill

Is there woke shit in it?

It's got better scores than 2016.

Reminder: everyone shitting on Dark Ages is literally an ADHD Zommerfuck who is pissy that the changes from ZOOOM Eternal ate GONE.

they didn't like it for Stellar Blade

Yes they did
They always eat up color coded combat

Bro, your adblock?

Psssst...third-worlders don't know how to use ad-block on their phones. Hail Sithis!

It's not. The gameplay wasn't as enjoyable

82

Basically the “it’s shit but we didn’t want the people running ads on out site to get mad at us” score. RiP, Doom.

But which should I get it for, PS5 or PC? The PC specs and some of the benchmark stuff I've been reading have me concerned the PC version might be a mess but I can get it cheaper that way.

Kek, how the fuck? Nvitard getting btfo my AMD on a forced RT game
I spent near 1K on a 5070ti and it's already midrange LMAOO

Is there a chart like this for 1080p?

They like money

2016 is based. Eternal is gay shit for tryhards. Dark Ages looks like it'll be gay shit for disabled people.

forced RT

WHY?!?! I have a 4080 and I still turn RT off because it’s fucking useless. OOOO SHINY REFLECTIONS OOOO
Also this game looks so boring. Turning doom into red light green light is such a dumb decision.

I still haven't played through doom 2016. moving from room to room being locked in until you clear enemies over and over always bored me to tears for some reason, same for DMC.

This. 2016 was a great FPS and a great Doom game. Eternal was retarded and inferior in every way. Dark Ages just looks like what you'd get if you asked AI to make a console FPS with Quake 1's aesthetic.

not to mention 2016 was an incredibly well engineered game working amazingly on low end PCs
slop ages just takes a fat shit over performance because muh raytracing

It is a Bethesda shill thread. What do you expect?

It's hardware unboxed's benchmark but here
These settings are stupid though, medium looks almost the same but is also only small perf gain that I would take anyway.

Don't care. M$ published games have gone on my no buy list due to having reached inexcusible levels of judaism. I doubt I'll even pirate it.

Because lazy devs can't spend the time to bake the lightning so they use RT AO and shadows instead. RT reflections are a bonus, turning that off would be useless anyway since they have to calculate RT for all the ambiant lightning and if you turn that off it WILL look like shit.
I'm not arguing for saying RT is better than other lightning solutions because it's not, but unlike other properly developed games that have a no RT fallback for lightning, it looks like this game doesn't have any. There will most likely be a way to force it off but you're not gonna like it.

yet another 100+gb Microsoft game

Someone needs to shoot whoever is responsible for this

People that want to be a lizard play GEX

This is too straightforward, surely there was a more elegant way to visually communicate this mechanic

The only thing I noticed looking at comparison shots from techpowerup.com/review/doom-the-dark-ages-performance-benchmark/4.html is some geometry disappearing sooner. But the performance benefit seems to be negligible.

RTX 2080 Super/TI not even mentioned or tested

It's so over for me, isn't it?

youtube.com/watch?v=KFLYL5NHBRw
This guy tests with a 2060 at one point, and it seems to do alright.

well yeah I don't really give a fuck about critic reviews... but I hope the game is good.

I mean go look at indy, that's the same engine. People got that running on the RX480 and the laptop 3050 and stuff.
Realistically anything with at least 8gb and hardware rt support is going to be great at 1080p.

What the fuck is this shit? Is this really the pinnacle of "timing" glory kills and Eternal's puzzle box gameplay, fucking parrying the obviously telegraphed projectiles? I feel insulted just looking at it

b-b-but you can change the colour

but you can turn off the slow down

Yeah, that doesn't change the projectile pattern, does it?

Seems like medium settings with high draw distance setting is the way to go, low is too noisy. Also I'm surprised that FG works with Vulkan now, if the game has reflex, maybe I'll play with slop frames on my 5070ti.. if I'm gonna play at all because frankly this doesn't look very fun.

liking attractive women = troony

holy shit even Anon Babblefags forgot that heterosexuality exists

playing at retard speed and turning projectiles down to 10%

kek

that was from their own gameplay footage they did like a month ago

The footage that was all on easy?

you can't /thread your own post you fucking retard

Its pure garbage

most weapons get overshadowed by better versions

parry parry parry parry

slow ass movement

huge levels that get boring to traverse also every secret is marked on the map before you even get there

6 gimmick stages on a dragon or on a mech

tons of cutscenes and the story still makes no sense

This is NOT a Doom game, Im fucking mad

Hugo has killed Doom and iD. There's no question at this point.

Its modern slop where every solution is preprogrammed so you cannot have any player expression at all
You see enemy X you do this, if you see enemy Y you do that. And you must do these things otherwise it just takes longer
Modern game design is complete fucking trash, no one understands why old games were good, or they are terrified of someone getting stuck

Also

they didnt know how to balance their own game so they give the player access to changing every single aspect of the game

I actually hate this, its nothing but laziness disguised as player friendliness

parryshit with rainbow vomit

No thanks

This is really true and I hadn't thought about it before.

The thing that impresses me most about this and Doom Eternal is how gay they managed to make something like Doom. I hate millennials so much it's unreal.

It looks like a decade old game. Can this industry do something new please

Ive also heard it described as simon says gameplay.

Eternal was already like this with forced melee bullshit. Why can't I just play how I want

- No Quake references
- Constant crashes and freezes
- Easiest Doom game of the last decade
- Lovecraftian gods appear at some point for no reason and no explanation
- The ending explains nothing and is anticlimatic
- The mace acts like a bfg, it kills almost anything in a single hit and everything else around it
- Still constant ammo management like in Eternal
- You have to constantly parry, nearly all enemies shoot colored projectiles
- You move a lot slower to force you into parrying since you can't dodge anything anymore
- The standard shotgun has higher dps than the supershotgun
- There's two identical skull-crushing machineguns with one being just superior to the other in all departments
- The bfg is now a crossbow
- Most maps are huge open areas but the only thing to find is secrets and challenges
- Secrets just show up on the map
Nearly all enemies behave like the marauder, forcing you very hard to play against them in a certain way:
- Cacodemons shoot purple walls that force you move left/right
- Revenants are immune to damage until you parry them
- The ''komodo commander'' hits the ground with green novas that hit you from 5 screens of distance and force you to parry
- The shield guys cannot be damaged until you parry them
- The sections where you fly on top of the dragon just have you shoot the same 5 turrets while parrying projectiles
- Final boss is recycled 5 times, and of course you have to parry everything
- The music is whatever

IT"S OVER

Are there any cutscenes that put the Slayer above the Master Chief because from the launch trailer it looked like he could barely push some humans and make a jump towards a troop carrier ship? Meanwhile, Chief was forcing open blast doors, getting hit by big metal objects with no damage, get launch through trees and rocks with space magic and walking it off, tanking Monitor blasts, lifting heavy Banished crates with one arm and swinging it with his Grapple shot. I'm constantly being told the Doom Slayer is stronger but I'm not seeing it.

its fun in a different way

Code for: this fucking sucks but we dont want to be blacklisted

Does anyone care for game reviews anymore? I stopped listening around 2012.

Suddenly Anon Babble turned on Kojima

What the fuck happened?

Dont forget they want $80 for this as the perfect cherry on top

Forced melee you mean heal from glory kills? You still get health from kills even without it, just less. And glowing enemies die to 1 snipe shot amongst many other things unlike in 2016 where they gain super armor.

Ah we are finally at the point where Anon Babble contrarianism will force them to say Eternal was a good game if only because we must continue the "New Game Bad old Game Good" meme at any cost.

oh doom is coming out? let me go che-

fuck this shit

Lose goty to death stranding 2 already? Probably by making uninspired copyslop

Hugo is such a massive fucking faggot holy shit. How do you fuck up the formula this bad?

The mace acts like a bfg, it kills almost anything in a single hit and everything else around it

I cannot be the only one who thought of this.
It is a fucking Excalibat.

The music is whatever

Finishing Move only know how to do stock music, called it.

Zelensky

mindbroken

>Suddenly Anon Babble turned on Kojima

What the fuck happened?

Europoors have started shitting on everything that their shithole doesn't diarrhea out.

He is a cool guy but try doing anything remotely good under two of the worst publishers in the industry not to mention Bethesda is meddling in Id business more and more.

Europoors have started shitting on everything that their shithole doesn't diarrhea out.

What the hell do they even make? Dustborn?

Beyond the appearance of Champion Demons, The Dark Ages doesn’t throw too many curveballs or boss battles at you across its 20-hour runtime, mainly because there is a higher focus on the underlying narrative, and its few clear villains mean that you naturally have to wait to fight them until the bitter end.

Unfortunately, this means there are levels in the midsection where the pacing is shot and it all starts to blur together, especially if you’re not super invested in what the Maykrs or Night Sentinels are up to. It’s here where, depending on your taste in shooters, you may start to long for something more from Doom: The Dark Ages.

Admirably, the game attempts to break up these lulls with a smattering of Mech and Dragon expeditions, but these new mission types felt like distractions that didn’t really add anything meaningful to the game.

Oh look free slop while I play Expedition 33 on gamepass

I'm not done with the game yet (17/22 levels completed), but I'm liking this much less than Eternal in every way. Still a solid shooter of course, it's id after all, but Eternal reigns supreme.

The level design is a big disappointment, the music isn't memorable at all, and I don't like the reduced speed of the gameplay. The gimmick levels with the big mech and the dragon are boring and just not fun to play. It really seems like they went for spectacle over carefully crafted levels and encounters like they had in Eternal. The gunplay is amazing and the new guns are a lot of fun, but for me that's not enough.

He doesn't say that, and I don't see any un-slowed melee/parries.

STAND AND FIGHT

when are all the cutscenes getting uploaded to youtube?

Eternal is really fun.
Which reminds me...
Painkiller gets mentioned a lot and I finally got around playing it.
You guys are overselling Painkiller REALLY hard.

I am not going to say it is a bad game but I recall some autist saying Eternal is essentially Painkiller, not even fucking close.
The thing is while Painkiller music, themes, aesthetic, story and some of the weaponry are indeed superior, the game is still really rough around the edges.
Enemies are mostly braindead.
Hit detection might as well be based on RNG.
The shotgun sucks ass.
I just fucking love getting stuck in geometry forcing me load a save.
Exploration is based on Half-Life 2 like physic puzzles but secrets are poorly marked.
The game felt dated even back on launch.

Like I am watching the Dark Ages webm and that still look more polished than Painkiller.
That said, damn, the CLAW is the best weapon ever, also I really like the attention to detail.
The architecture is stellar, I have been reading a book about classic architecture and I loved the attention to detail in Painkiller.
The vaults used for the chapels are spot on.

Still, it did not change my opinion on Eternal, I still like it but Painkiller reminds me more of The Darkness which is more similar to it.
If anything Eternal is only outdone by Ultrakill.

So 2016 ended up as the best game in the nu trilogy.

Honestly I think I would been pissed if I paid 60 for this and it ran in 30 fps.Maybe I just have to wait for games to become old for them to be good.

it's just another unoptimized RTslop

So what's the retarded reason for only certain projectiles being able to be parried?

I would be more welcoming to this gameplay if it was another IP.
It does not look bad but it does not look like Doom at all, it really looks like Heretic.

Look, I disagreed with the latest Death Battle too, but let's stay on topic.

Basado

Yeah for people who are bad at video games. Eternal is better for everyone else

muh skulls

Eternalfags are as bad as Ultratrannies.

What the fuck, they got rid of boss fights?

Damn why are you so defensive? I beat and enjoyed both games I just preferred 2016.

2016 is aesthetically coherent. Eternal colors based on gameplay are cringe and cartoonish demons even more cringe

2016 is a tutorial for Eternal. Eternal is FPS perfection. It has made every shooter obsolete. No shooter possesses the same difficulty, challenge, speed, verticality and intensity as Eternal.

Fish on the line!

She's a smokeshow but there's no images of her and I don't know her name

Ok?

Honestly these reviews are a huge redflag to me. The vibe I'm getting is "it sucks but we don't want to piss off DOOM fans"

Just how dumb are you?
Boards been taken over by newfag zoomers, can't take this shit anymore

muh bait

Football fan tier banter.

Ok?

The point is that you robotic fat retards in every single one of these threads respond the exact same way to every post, every time

No Mick.
No buy.

Feminine futa penis

I-IT WAS B-BAIT

ok?

Pot, kettle, nigger.

Lose weight

Dark Ages will end up being everybody's favorite once people get to actually play it

Play better games.

Her name is Commander Thira. She shows up in the trailers and a couple of reviews that show clips from cutscenes have her.

gordons music has no impact of metacritic score so what does that tell you

Fish on the line!

Taste is subjective fatass. But skill ceiling is not

No, this question must be answered for future research. For anyone who has completed the game early, how is the Doom Slayer portrayed in Doom the Dark Ages compared to the Master Chief in Halo Infinite?

once people get to actually play it

it has denuvo and costs 80 bucks

Actually I'm still baiting you from the first time, so your classic zoomer "no-u" steal my shit didn't work!

kys marty

It's on game pass.

Fish on the line!

What horribly boring banter, fuckin zoomer isn't even worth a (you)

These designs of Doomguy after (2016) have been banal and impractical, along with the setting itself growing more unimaginative and stale. Why is he wearing a hide cloak on his back, does he want it to get pulled or catch fire while he's getting swarmed? Why are parts of his arms exposed to the elements, making it so a stray bullet or a chemical/explosive weapon can take them off? Why would you add a parry system that applies to some random projectiles knowing that'd break all immersion from them needing to be slowed down unrealistically? Why are the weapons still all lackluster in design, and beg the question of why can't just any other cybernetically enhanced soldier wield them and wreak the same havoc? This game just reeks of uninspired dads who are anxious to make another hit to the extent they've let fear overtake the creative process, similar to God of War: Ragnarok.

Go to bed grandpa. You’re cringe.

Hmm. Guess I'll pretend she has an amazing body underneath the armor.

2016 is the perfect suit.

I don't remember where the video was, but there was a side shot of her and she had some nice tits.

They should just focus on improving the Doom modding scene.

its just materchief

Looks like we won’t see doom for another decade after this blunder

They did. They released the SDK for Eternal last year and attempted to make a new standard for Doom 2.

The standard shotgun has higher dps than the supershotgun

The bfg is now a crossbow

Secrets just show up on the map

this is so fucking gay

So doom buck broke v again lol

It's open world slop

Seethe harder kiddo.
nah you are :)

This isn't a Doom game, it's a Serious Sam one. And I love Serious Sam.

Buy a treadmill tubby

I am not playing an open world Doom metroidvania with parrying fuck off.

I wasn’t planning on playing it any time soon but a week ago my GPU conked out and the replacement I bought came with the game for free so I guess I am.

Parroting is an admission of defeat.

Based anon, me too.

You're skilled at a shitty game.

Boomer shitting up the thread over his shit “bait” failing

And you're bad at them.

Oh no! Anyway.

I am the doom slaya

I didn’t even know about the eternal constant weapon switching and beat the game on nightmare when it released and never touched it again. Did people really find it that difficult or am I getting memed on?

curve stomps

curve

It’s a doggy dog world

I just saw this footage of her from a review and it looks like they changed her a lot. Seems like a rush job cause this model is not as high res unless I'm going crazy.

Memed. It's more tedious than difficult.

you can make the game as easy or as difficult as you want

mech missions are boring

dragon missions are also boring

beat enemy mini-bosses for health, shield, and ammo upgrades

three currencies for weapon/character upgrades

you visit quake worlds

toy collectables are still in the game

skins are still in the game and come from boss fights, challenges, and difficulty level

30 hours to 100%

game has some bugs that cause events to not trigger so you get stuck

there are video crashes as well

STAND AND FIGHT. BOREDOM.

Just looking at some online reviews, this game is sounding really bad. I would have to disagree with the reviewer saying Eternal is hard and Dark Ages is comparable to Doom 2016 but he even says Dark Ages is easy even at 2nd hardest difficulty. Every enemy can be parried; even the final boss. Parry window is huge. Huge variety of enemies but they fight the same. You don't have a change in way to attack like you do with Eternal where you change up tactics depending on certain enemies. There is a morale fights where the boss of an area is invincible until you take out all the enemies in the vicinity. Dragon fights are dodging mini-games. Mechs are similar as well. They removed glory kills for momentum reason but now you just boot enemies or shield bash them. Upgrade system does seem like an improvement over Eternal at least.

It's just different lighting.

I said it 1 time. The retarded little zoomer just copied me and said it twice

Confirmed flop then

Nobody cares

all the niggers and faggots ITT absolutely MALDING

mfw I'm going to be doomslaying day 1

and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me

Loving Every Laugh

Kek. Post the others.

Since when does Doom need to be “EPIC HARDCORE GAMER SOULS OR ITS SHIT”? Eternal wasn’t even that hard for you to be all retarded about it.

Fuck eternal for making doom a meme

It's too woke for me. Lot of DEI visual effect. Green things to pick up, very immersion breaking.

Hahaahah doom won again v will just seeth and do nothing

Same lolSuch as what buddy nice larp

You cared enough to reply you whale

Fish on the line!

I was expecting hexen not retard ikagura.

Why would you compare these two games at all?

Can you lower the parry window? All of the footage I’ve seen shows that it’s way too forgiving.

every single fight takes place in either a box or a bowl and just throws enemies at you. it has even less design than 2016 or Eternal

yeah i noticed this too
i think only one reviewer mentioned maps are just empty boring and repetetive arenas with nothing in them, but its the first thing that i noticed when watching the trailers

Yes

2016's suit is too round and bulbous, it looks like those fat boba fett cosplayers you see at star wars conventions.

Third game curse

just add vehicles bro!

I liked 2016’s maps more than eternals. Especially stuff like the foundry. Felt closer to classic doom.

It's not a polfag. it's a troon. Think about it, who except a troon is trying to convince people they're troons?

inb4 "jews."

Ok, there's two.

paid reviews

I mean, reviwing games is their job, so yeah, you're not wrong.

Kinda what it has been since 2016. Already back then it made you think things like "There's an imp waaaaay over there and I have this gun, but if run over and melee him instead instead I'll get free health". Shooting the enemy at the range which justifies the existence of the gun is the suboptimal strategy.

Same reason burning enemies drop armor, and a chainsaws makes them spew different ammo-types?

MetaCritic: 82/100

didn't eternal have a 96/100? this is a huge downgrade

I guess the serious sam fans will like it.

Eternal has an 86, I believe. It's in the high 80s.

weird, on release i remember it was high 90s which is why i bought it. i must be high

So the Makyrs are originally from the cosmic realm, aren't they?