BAM IS BACK

Day 1 but for me
Told you guys he would be in the game
I can’t wait for the remake

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Tony Hawk specifically intervened to have Bam brought in at the last second, that's why this promo was even made, Bam wasn't originally going to be in the game.

I'm pretty glad. I bet you there are people who were in the game before him who have done way worse shit, but Bam is the trendy guy to hate.

(not defending Bam's actions, but they're clearly a result of drug issues and not actual malice.)

Earth Rockers can't stop winning

but is phil margera in the game?

Matt Hoffman's Pro Bmx remake when?

earth rockers won
steve-o lost

they're clearly a result of drug issues

And him being a massive baby. He was in my city last year and managed to start multiple fights with people over nothing. It was for his speaking tour so he was apparently sober.

LETS
FUCKING
GO

None of the other sports titles made a lasting franchise as Tony Hawk did. Matt Hoffman, Kelly Slater, and others all fell through the cracks of time. There's no massive clamor to bring the BMX, Surfing, Inline games back, only a dedicated small base can't convince publishers to make comeback.

who have done way worse shit, but Bam is the trendy guy to hate.

What? No one but Tony Hawk was ever bigger than Bam in the series in terms of fame and in terms of actual fucking issues. Obviously other skaters had their share of drugs and alcohol, but Bam partied harder, and threw fits harder than any them.

But he was always an obnoxious spoiled trust-fund faggot to the point where the local community strongly disliked the entire Margera family.
Steve-O was an even bigger trust fund baby (his dad was the Vice-President of Coca-Cola South America) and a huge fucking faggot too.

Bam is a controversial figure so there is a good chance that they started a fight with him to make him look bad. I will call this phenomenon the "Chris-Chan effect".

But yeah, ultimately he just needs to get himself therapy at this point.

VP of Marketing*
He's been working with Diamond Dallas Page lol

they're clearly a result of drug issues and not actual malice.

They're clearly the result of actual if not malice then general retardation, the guy was always an asshole. I will say I'm glad to see someone still wants to give him a chance to right himself but I wouldn't judge if they didn't and I'll be extremely surprised if it sticks this time.

I genuinely hope it does, though.

then general retardation

that is also the case

I will say I'm glad to see someone still wants to give him a chance to right himself but I wouldn't judge if they didn't and I'll be extremely surprised if it sticks this time.

It's ultimately up to him. Drug addiction sucks. If he fights it entirely and is still a prick then he loses all excuses.

Earth rockers in the hooouuusee tooniiight

to the point where the local community strongly disliked the entire Margera family

No shit, retard. Did you even watch Viva La Kino?

Bam is covered in Illuminati symbolism. He’s got the mark of the beast on his chest. Lol remember that video where he talked about how a girl raped him at a party? That’s Illuminati programming to try to sell you the concept of fame being desirable.

a girl raped him at a party

A fatty did
so desirable

They could only sell it if they bundled all their other O2 games in one package.

trust-fund faggot

I was always under the impression it was him that made his family rich, not the other way around.

disagree about Bam's actions being 100% drug-related because he was always a retard

no shit????

Why are you agreeing with me so aggressively--

kino

Oh right you're a newfag you can't even have a discussion with somebody on the same side.
His parents were always very well off.

Do you think they will have his character start randomly ranting about nothing and then vomit all over himself?

A weak man and an asshole child? Reminds me of my father and sister.

That and if they ever had plans to remaster/remake underground 1&2. Than not having Bam would be a huge problem for that.

None of the other sports titles made a lasting franchise as Tony Hawk did

Madden and colin mcrae's dirt series are older, bigger and still going and never needed a reboot unlike tony hawk.

is the map maker still in?

That's cool but they still fucked up the THPS4 portion of the game, not buying.

The big difference between EA and Activision

if they remove the hippos having sex i'm not buying

Is he not gonna actually skate in the game but earthrock around?

Viva La Bam Indeed

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They could only sell it if they bundled all their other O2 games in one package.

How has Bam not managed to get his ass kicked by now? Start shit with the wrong person who clocks him and gets it over with?

happy for Bam but they gutted the career mode of 4, for that reason alone i'm out

It would be interesting to visit an alternate timeline where Ryan Dunn didn't die and see how Bam ended up

Have you not seen earth rocker. He got jumped, set up. Nikki would've ended up with a black guy if she was there. She's got a big mouth

I understand the complaints about what they've done to 4's story mode but consider the following:
4 sucked and I'm only buying this for a remake of 3 anyway so as far as I'm concerned I'm just getting some extra maps alongside it

Ryan Dunn

More like Ryan Well-Dunn

Earthrockerbros...

Final, revised, updated, perfect timeline.

Choose Bam

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I'm Ryan Dunn and this is The Pavemen-

Kino

Work with DDP and his Yoga

Life instantly fixed

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you used the wrong one FOOL

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kek

Underground 1

Tony and Bam duel for supremecy

Didn't that happen in Underground 2 though?

THAT gap isn't in. Fucking hacks.

Dunn was mega gross and also a mega flake. Apparently he ditched out on Bam entirely for 2 years after Jackass 2 without a word, so I'm guessing if he didn't get sepsis or OD he likely would've distanced himself from Bam entirely.

Nice of Tony to provide Bam with more money for him to waste on drugs and booze

Yea I don't give a single fuck about Dunn specifically but Bam obviously crashed out in part due to his death, hence why I said it would be interesting to see how Bam would have ended up if he lived.
Could be he would be the same. idk

Bam turning into a fat retarded wreck made me feel warm inside because it means karma exists.

It's genetic

His parents were always very well off.

Yeah so well off phil worked at a bakery and they lived across the street from a shit factory/waste processing plant. Exactly where I'd work and live too if was well off. Retard.

bam looks like a strip club owner

What OP is leaving out is that he's actually an unlockable and not on the roster from the start

BEST TIMELINE
THUG 3 SOON

How do the morbidly obese skateboard?

Very carefully.

You don't need to be skinny to be an Earth Rocker

Ol' Vinny "one eye on the streets one eye on the stained kiddies sheets" Margera