Fuck Around Find Out

Fuck Around Find Out

It's okay when Nintendo does a Big Brother and spy on Tendies.

rents a nintendie

you will own nothing and you will be happy

well yes our software is malware if we want it to be

lmao, pretty sure that's actually illegal in the US

disconnect from the internet

Now what?

it's my switch THOUGH
i can do whatever i want with it

And the USA is going to risk it against Nintendo's legal team?

your games stop working, chud.

1984.

Nike warns it may break into homes and destroy shoes of customers who re-sole or modify them.

Literally a fucking crime. literally vandalism.

They are such ultra turbo omega Jews its not even funny

Nothing is stronger then Japanese copyright lawyers

Feels good not having a shitch.

Why is this allowed? You bought the device. Remotely bricking a device for not following the EULA is next level dystopian.

Okay poorfag.

Japanese Law doesnt apply in the USA, nintardo

christmas time

dress up as santa

go around giving out free switches to people

i hacked them all beforehand

laugh as they all self destruct one by one

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

That's always been a risk.
threatening people with a consequence they're aware of does nothing.

They have no legal ground to stand on outside of japan. Never gonna happen

This is why capitalism is bad

Why are drones like this?

This fuck capitalism

*change DNS*

What Matsumoto gonna do?

Absolutely, they had many years to realize it but chose brand loyalty above anything.

Maybe I wouldn't modify your gay little consoles if you never charged $80 for vidya games.

They already do that, they ban you from their services. And it means fuck all because if you already have a hacked console, you dont need nintendo servers.

That's the point though. How can they force $80 games if people have an alternative?

*hardcodes IP range Ninty owns*
nothing personnel

Bricking the console is illegal, Nintendo will have to back pedal on this if they implement it. They can only ban people from the online services.

Can't spell Nintendo with EA!

Do it, lets see how they fare in courts outside of japan

Would be worried if I were stupid enough to buy tendieschlop

Can't imagine that legal anywhere in the world least of all in the nanny EU states

I'm going to emulate and pirate everything anyways. I'm not a child who needs a physical console to bing bing in public spaces.

Nah, this isn't capitalism's fault, it's corporate overreach mixed with fanboy complacency. Capitalism would theoretically allow competition to fix this, but people keep eating up whatever slop Nintendo dishes out.

Considering the fanbase, it'd be stupid not to. I'm sure another child sex scandal is inevitable and shuts down the service anyway.

That's d4finitely where nintendo's headed.

Can't you reason with a judge that this is an unlawful contract since they added more stipulations onto the agreement without telling the existing user after the user has already agreed to it previously

reason with a judge

nanny state never existed before capitalism

Stupid pedo