Why do you guys hate Square Enix so much...

shits all over Squeernix

I hate square enix but I’m not playing a fucking mediocre game to make a statement

goes to Playstation

drops the (arguably) best title in the franchise

Can't blame them too much.

A handful of turnboomer manchildren are butthurt that Final Fantasy isn't turn-based anymore. They are also too stupid to realize that it is their own fault, because they didn't and still don't buy any of Square Enix's turn based games.

They have been seething for 15 years now, so I doubt they will ever stop.

se is alright. ff is dog shit thoughever.

not pozzed

b8

That game was extremely mid

they didn't and still don't buy any of Square Enix's turn based games.

Yeah FFX was famously a commercial failure, they absolutely HAD to change the system after that

hurr critically acclaimed game is mediocre because i'm such a special little contrarian snowflake

lol shut the fuck up

terally all they want to do is make fun Japanese video gamey weeb video games

No. They want to make gay wokeslop for the modern western audience.

wow ur so cool and edgy for hating everything

E33 is kino but the opinion of critics is worth less than the shit I sprayed into the toilet this morning. Get off my website, normgroid.

no wonder rebirth is just an ubishit chore simulator most of the time
and retards praise it
when clair obscure has the coolest overworld of all time

your opinion is also worthless and you are in fact a normalfag yourself for using reddit terms like normgroid

Games Subjected To "Thorough Ethical Reviews Tailored To Different Regions"

That explains a lot.

The art direction doesn't appeal to me at all. It is just too pretentious for my taste. I'll just wait it is on sale in a key shop for 5 bucks.

I think they should buy an ad.

ok cool. prologue was too slow and boring for me. combat was 7.5/10 but not worth putting up with the story for

Anon Babble hates japanese games

Lmao, it's literally the highest rated game of all time on both Metacritic and Backloggd. Die mad.

two retarded troons fighting

y the highest rated game of all time on both Metacritic and Backloggd

My g-d...

was that supposed to change MY opinion of the game?

ignore the copy-pasted niggers in E33

whine about the handful of niggers in Rebirth, although Barret exists

I am noooticing.

This game made me so fucking mad at square.
How did Ubisoft devs develop the best turn based rpg ever made when the japs have been doing it for 30 FUCKING YEARS

How did Ubisoft devs develop the best turn based rpg

They didn't, dumb faggot :)

After the prologue you do not see a black person the entire rest of the game except for a single endgame cutscene as a background character.

In rebirth you see them all the fucking time.

cope and seethe personacuck

you guys are so nauseating and brown.

Rent free, faggot.

not pozzed

your favorite game series has dogshit writing and mediocre gameplay. claire obscure is the best turn based rpg ever made.

This but unionically

Fuck off xoomer. Tetsuya Nomura helped create two of the greatest video games to ever exist:

Final Fantasy VII

Final Fantasy VIII

Notice how nobody mentioned shitsona yet it triggered you like the little bitch you are?
Because you are a little bitch, little bitch.

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In rebirth you see them all the fucking time.

This is a lie.

Barret is the only nigger you see 99% of the time.

not pozzed

Why lie?

nobody cares faggot

no wonder it makes contrarians seethe
newfags trying too hard to fit in here lol

Game I like has niggers: who cares

Game I dislike has niggers: oh no it is shit because it has niggers

E33 will be the EarthBound of this generation
Squart Enix will be bankrupt

oh no not npcs in the 10 minute prologue you never see again

fuck you people are stupid

E33 making Squeenix fanboys seethe

you love to see it

turnboomer manchildren are butthurt

Imagine the meltdown when DQ12 is released and it sells like 4 million copies on day one in Japan. kek

It's nowhere near as good as you're pretending it is, people are supporting it and gassing it up to try push Square Enix back to what they want.

Shart Peenix lost
Atlus won
Sandrock won

E33 will be the EarthBound of this generation

Overrated shit?
Yeah, I can see that.

I only like Revenge of the Seven from them recently and they outsourced that to Xeen

ethics department

E33 has good niggers

Rebirth has bad niggers

Just admit that you're a hypocrite.

You lost lmao

They had an 11/10 run in the 90s, but it's not the 90s anymore. Literally all their games suck now.

i never said either thing you obsessed retard

This, it's garbage like modern Fag Fnatays or overrated slop like Nier

historically

what an actual retard
anti-wokers are more annoying than woke people at this point
literally finding any little thing to get mad at
no better than your average karen

Lost what?

But you just did.

E33 is blowing up because it's what Squaresoft used to do. Amazing game with amazing gameplay, environments, story, music, and overworld. Square-Enix are a bunch of hacks.

The war of public opinion. Everyone knows E33 is a masterpiece

i wasn't part of the reply chain fuckwit
the fact you lose your shit at a black npc is hilarious
the fuck is wrong with your brain dude?

have small dick and seethe at blacks

kek

Funny, I think it's shit.

its just the same few marketing bought bots flooding social media, recency bias and honeymoon in a week no one will talk about it anymore, in a month no one will remember it unless prompted, in half a year no one will admit that because of bots/pr and honeymoon/recency bias they ever said the cringe stupid shit they said (omg best rpg, omg innovative combat! etc) out of embarrassment just from the memory alone that they said these things.
Same happened to metaphor no one is talking about that game anymore.
Funny thing is people still talk about rebirth even after the honeymoon and recency bias ended, because its an actual good game and not just the cool recent marketed thing/flavor of the month streamed game.

Who cares what you think?

literally nobody cares what you think

Here, have some more E33 nig nogs. Maybe it will calm you down.

Why aren't you children playing skyrim? Everyone knows it's the best, right?

hating popular things doesn't make you cool like you think it does

the game is fictional you fucking retard
it doesn't take place in the real world in any time period

holy fuck go back to Anon Babble you braindead mongoloid

I noticed you failed to answer a simple question, what's wrong? Is it not popular enough for you? Score not high enough on metashill?

funny how they're not seething at Lune who is asian
says a lot

lol fuck off back to discord
you're trying way too hard

I don't

Hey, sister, hating on cool things like skyrim does not make you cool. You need to do better.

Everyone knows E33 is a masterpiece

Except for those actually tried it out.

wrong

Everyone knows E33 is a masterpiece

The people playing the game are immediately dropping it though.

No one fucking cares about Xbox most of the players are on Steam

these two die immediately btw

And Star Wars The Last Jedi is one of the highest rated movies by critics. And one of the lowest by regular people. It's almost like critics and journalists are a joke...

oh damn you called me sister
how original of you discrod tranny

They are retarded.

Xbox

lol
lmao

see

HEY GUISE POPULAR THINGS BAD
AM I COOL YET

the game is fictional you fucking retard

O rly? How about this then?

make game strongly influenced by historical China

where there were no niggers

stuff it full of niggers instead of Chinese people anyway

see

browns mad their PCs can't run E33

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You literally have brain damage. Either go back to Anon Babble or get off the internet for a while.

see

I know bro, I too love bayformers!

fuck off retard

the 34 million Gamepass subscribers are completely irrelevant

Holy copium, Batman!

squeenix shills seething at kino they'll never make

you love to see it

frogposter

of fucking course

see

The character designs look like they belong in a weg

Because their games suck and have since 1986. Not exactly a hard concept, OP.

Its just the same few haters but no amount of shilling, bought streamers and a few schizo haters shitting up the board will change the fact that be it metaphor or expedition they just are like any other popular flavor of the month streamer game, they feel like they dont belong in the same category as rebirth.

Rebirth is the only game out of them that has it all:

- good characters,
- lots of enemies and bosses,
- lots of enemy variations with more than 150
different enemy models,
- lots of bioms/location variety,
- lots of towns that are all unique and different
to each other
- amazing visuals
- amazing music and more of it than all the
other games combined
- good characters that play widely different from
each other
- longest and most content rich game and its
not even close
- most variety in content
- hardest game on hard mode
- largest game world by far
- and to top it all off easily the best combat
gameplay of them all with the objectively best
group action combat system in the entire
industry and it is not even close.

- As a bonus has the loudest few borderline schizo haters on /v who are contrarians because they think it will make them look cool which is giving rebirth the defacto seal of approval of /v.

All the other games might have maybe one thing they do better if you squint your eyes but fail in all other things by comparison to rebirth.
None of them are the complete package that rebirth is, none.

SquareEnix is a mockery of Square soft.

Ywnbff

Here's another critically acclaimed game. Everyone says it's great so it MUST be great, right?

racism is not allowed outside of Anon Babble

you love to see it

Why do discord and redoot trannies love this term so much?

the gameplay is very good in that game
the story and characters are the downside
but then again you haven't played it like every game you seethe at because it's popular because you're a fucking parrot who can't think for himself

reaching pretty hard man

the gameplay is very good in that game

game

Bzzzt! Wrong, bucko!

HAHAHA HOW ORIGINAL

While we're on the subject, FF7 rebirth, which you hate so much, is also critically acclaimed.

they deserve it for hoarding IP like Xenogears and Chrono Trigger for decades just to sell little figurines

Truth often isn't original.

Now post the Steam reviews faggot

which you hate so much

where did I say I hated it?
i actually love rebirth lmao

remake was meh though

Not really. The faggot in this thread has an obvious posting pattern.

Greentext

Reddit space

Raiders always stick out like a sore thumb. Like their inability to type the nword and crying about racism. And also using the effeminate tactic of shaming to "win" arguments.

Rebirth is a complete package

It's an interquel that costs over $1,000 for the actual "complete" package that has yet to even finish releasing

By the way, Tales has been doing this same exact combat system for over a decade, and the only characters that play differently are Barret and Cait Sith, because you just stand there. Wow, what a thrill.
What makes the characters good; the writing, or your libido?

metaphor and e33 making squeenix fanboys melt down is the best thing ever

So the critic reviews suddenly don't count when it's for a game you dislike?

Reddit space

not a real thing btw

Not even the developers themselves are such pretentious turn-niggers. Seek help, boomer.

metaphor

blud thinks hes on the team

GRASPING AT SWORD POSE SO ORIGINAL

holy fuck I hate twatter like you wouldn't believe

They count if the audience reception is in line.

why do you hate shit company so much

gee

Anon, I hate MODERN Sqaure Enix.
Most of my favorite games came from Sqauresoft and early Sqeenix. They USED (emphasis on USED) to make fun Japanese weeb games. But now, almost every major serise they own/develop has been raped and murdered beyond repair. Final Fantasy? Mid at best, FF7 dick sucking at worst. Kingdom Hearts? Couldn't live up to KH2, and every game since 2005 has gotten worse and worse. Dragon Quest? Fails to innovate in any meaningful way, and has generally plateaued.

Square Enix thread devolves into a bunch of turnniggers whining that Final Fantasy isn't turn-based anymore

Jesus Christ man. Man children really like to whine and bitch a lot, don't they? kek

tales has been doing the same combat system

no it has not it is completely different you are exposing yourself as a someone who has not played remake or rebirth

what makes the characters good the writing or your libido

again proves you have not played the game its the writing and the personality of the characters playing off each other

it's not real, stop noticing things!!!

i actually love rebirth lmao

You better not be lying faggot. It'll be the next game I get into before my college summer classes start.

I'm salty they didn't make the games local co-op like they did with FF8.

They are not pozzed

SE and the XIV team funded this btw

Who speaks the truth needs a fast horse.

nah rebirth is a good game
it absolutely shits all over remake

Nier Automata

Square Enix

lmao

main consumer base complains its not getting the product it wants

company not giving what they want has been having continual flops and IRs that are stating games failing to meet any expectations

y-youre children

LMAO

They suffer from dyspraxia, which is a neurological condition that affects their coordination and fine motor skills.

I think I would also be mad, if I couldn't play many games due to my neurological condition. That said, be nice them. They can't help it that they are impaired.

why do you hate creatively bankrupt company so much

it's a mystery

The fact that Dragon quest producers got sent death threats for wanting to do some changes makes me lose all respect for fandoms and makes me unironically root for coroporations. Fans are braindead retarded morons that deserve no love.

man bootlocking has reached whole new levels with this post

Can't I like Sqaure Enix and Expedition 33 at the time?

yeah but what is there to like about squeer-enix?

The most mentally ill gamers on the Internet are the ones that follow Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest. This thread is more proof of that.

They're old games are kino.

*their

I hate them for making HD-2D a thing. Octopath traveller is one of the ugliest games I've ever seen. But it's a pretty mild hate. I don't respect them at all for being so lazy about porting all of their amazing classic games to Steam.

I've been thinking about getting into kingdom hearts, how have those games aged gameplay wise?

They are not pozzed, they aren’t pushing an agenda.

NIGGER I PLAY(ed) FFXIV, THE ABSOLUTE GOD DAMN AUDACITY OF THIS STATEMENT COMPELS ME TO SAY YOU ARE A FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER AND YOU NEED TO GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS!

WE WENT FROM KILLING MOTHER FUCKING DOUBLE E's NOPHICA TO A LITERAL TRANNY MAIN CHARACTER VOICE ACTOR THAT MAKES "THE ROOM" LOOK LIKE AN OSCAR WINNING PERFORMANCE!

MOTHER!
FUCK!

I HOPE YOU TRIP ON THE WAY UP THE STAIRS TO GET YOUR TENDIES YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Final Fantasy, yes. But Dragon Quest, not at all. They're mostly calm compared to Sonic, FF, Smash and LoL fans.

why wouldn't anyone hate such a shit company?

based

Love it or hate it this man speaks the truth.

Kingdom Hearts (2002)

The combat is considered to be too 'clunkly' by today's standards, but it's by no means unplayable. It's not as flashy or as snappy as KH2s combat, but it has it's own unique, almost rhythmic style to it. Despite the many normie reddit KH memes out there, it's best not to button mash in KH1; always let the animation finish before continuing a combo. Magic is also an incredibly useful tool that you'll want to utilize to it's fullest. You could just go through the whole game never once using spells in any meaningful way (besides Cure), but you'd be missing out on it's utility.
As for the level/world design, the maps can be a bit convoluted at times. And I'd be lying if I said they were perfect. First time players will most likely get lost in certain worlds/parts of the worlds, but I personally feel KH1s maze-like layouts lead to wonderful exploration. This game absolutely makes sure to hide secrets where it can.

Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories (2004)/Re:Chain of Memories (2007)

The real-time card based combat will be a hit or miss. I feel the games approach can work if you can sink some patience and willingness into it, but otherwise, it will probably be the most eritating game to get through if yoy don't enjoy the card combat. The OG GBA version of the game has it's charm, but I'd honeslty just play the remake included in 1.5 + 2.5.

Kingdom Hearts 2 (2005)

Combat is literally high class kino.
The worlds, however, are incredibly dull design wise. The level design in KH2 takes the complete opposite approach of KH1s design philosophy; worlds are just glorified enemy arenas with Disney wallpapers slapped on top. There is little to no exploration. Though this was probably done to prop up the amazingly fun combat the game possess.
I'd say you should also check out the original DS version 358/2 Days and Re:coded. Otherwise, skip the rest of the serise.

open-world full of ubishit chores

hard pass

samefag

Why do you guys hate Square Enix so much?

Because they were convinced that Sony was buying them a few years ago. Now they will just be seething about them daily while Square Enix outlives them.

destroys Square-Enix

Still the best arpgs IMHO. I'm surprised no one has tried to copy their combat.

First time players will most likely get lost in certain worlds/parts of the worlds

Probably why they got rid of platforming the other games.

Square Enix thread

a hundred other Expedition 33 threads to post in

And ppl tell me shills aren't real. No, I will not buy new games unless ppl are still talking about them 1 year from their release.

I tire of how diversity only means non hetero sex and black people spinking into game like choco chips in ice-cream, as Boyega would say, like there isn't any 50 other ethnicities to represent. it's done crazy lazy for something the games companies claim to be important.

.

I miss when diversity meant hot blonde, hot brunette, hot redhead and/or small boobs, medium boobs, and big boobs.

The writing and storyline for the early games (even back then) were really fucking bad. Don't go in expecting a Final Fantasy tier story. Gameplay is kino though, and the early games ooze soul.

ppl

kill yourself

reddit spacing

Kill yourself.

should I play on the hardest mode?

Hey I was about to say the same thing

I guess they don't pay you much if that's the best reply you can come up with. What is it 2 rupee per post?

obvious samefag is obvious

Don't go in expecting a Final Fantasy tier story.

It's very comperable to something like FF4 or 8. Literally written by the guy who wrote FF8, with similar Naruto tier writing.

Nice own. I hope everyone likes your screen shot in your discord server.

If your up for the challenge, yes. Great thing about KH hard modes is that they don't resort to making thr enemies damage-sponges. The way they go about it instead is that you and your enemies are stronger. So both both yoy and the heartless/bosses will hit much harder. The challenge is very enjoyable, but I'm not sure if it's a good way to start these games. I'd say for KH1, play on normal mode, and if you like the game enough, give proud mode a shot. For KH2, go with either normal or Proud mode. You should experince Critical Mode after beating KH2 atleast once; helps in the long run.

I'm not him thoughbeit (I do actually enjoy E33). I can't help but point out reddit-spacing when I see it.

samefagging again

Great thing about KH hard modes is that they don't resort to making thr enemies damage-sponges

Second this. Even level 1 runs are reasonable.

Yeah the writing is kind of Chuunibyo. You had to get into it at the right age to enjoy the story.

Who are you quoting?

Schizophrenia must be fun.

Why do you guys hate Square Enix so much? Literally all they want to do is make fun Japanese video gamey weeb video games, basically like the 1990’s but in 4K

Lol retard
Imagine shilling for queer enix
Blackrock aren't sending their best

Literally all they want to do is make generic slop and hope to god you forget that they used to make good JRPGs.

Literally all they want to do is make fun Japanese video gamey weeb video games

then why haven't they done that for the past 25 years?

Giving this valueless parasite a pass

3D Investment Partners needs to put them all in their place or force them out

Blackrock owns part of Anon Babble.
Blackrock owns part of the datacenters the site is hosted on.
Blackrock owns part of the ISP you're using.
Blackrock owns part of the company that makes the phone you're posting from.
Blackrock owns part of the bank you keep your shekels in.

No one cares homo.

Why don't they shelve Final Fantasy for a decade and make a new ip while they decide what they do with the flop franchise that is Final Fantasy?

rebirth is fucking shit but squeenix is just so bad people praise it

I like SE. 16 wasn't good but they've released a lot of other good rpgs over the last few years

like what?

Their last good game was Romancing Saga 2 remake last year

And all of those suck. But Blackrock is also losing money. And have admitted they need to pull back on the DEI. Though of course, that could just be a ploy. They probably won't pull back in DEI. Just change the name of it.

ffx was famously a commercial failure

became the first PlayStation 2 game to reach two and four million sold copies and was later listed as the 8th best selling game on the PS2

? ??

square shills liking remakes

lmao

not an answer

cuck has latent oikophobia

shoves blacks into three dynasty china :: apple

shoves blacks into la belle france :: orange

can't fashion a rational response, just sputter a thoughtless insult.

you mean FFIX was a commercial failure? X sold a lot..

What is that list of valuations supposed to tell me, that the giant square is barely worth more than CD project?

Square Enix

giant

lol, they literally own all of 2 major ips and are almost worth double than a shitty company that used to compete with Nintendo and Sony.

this is a lie except for the actual negroid okinawan rape baby in your party at all times

They have the worst fans of any gaming company, and it's not even close. It's nearly impossible to have a meaningful conversation about other JRPGs, SRPGs, or MMOs without their fans jumping in to derail the discussion with off-topic comparisons or aggressive evangelism. This has been ongoing since I was a child as well, and I'm well into my 30s.
Just look at the Expedition 33 threads for a recent example.

muh sales

desperation

fans

*obsessive haters who literally couldn't fit into a sheepskin rug much less the women's wear they buy in bulk

Just look at the Expedition 33 threads for a recent example.

Devs say they were inspired by FF7

anons shitting on FF7rebirth in expedition threads

Noooo stop bringing up square enix up

muh greentext

reddit-spaceration

Its funny because the only good game on OP pic wasnt made by square

you dont even "play" wegs

they should make a fun japanese game and make a real jpg game, ie 4 niggas standing in a row, instead of this dog shit bamham shadows of shitdor spam x to win fake action game garbage.

Turd based sissies seething at Rebirth and not buying all the other dozen turd based games that SE makes yearly.

have they even released Rebirth's sales numbers yet?

Literally all they want to do is make fun Japanese video gamey weeb video games

Factually untrue when it comes to final fantasy. They have been chasing the western market for decades now.

did you even buy this?

congratulations on beating a shitty fighting game and losing to a year old single player game and dragon's dogma 2 by a mile

I don't hate them but I do feel like they fell off at some point and that makes me sad.

I love square enix lol they're a huge part of what videogames I love and I am, to this day, excited for everything they release. I just buy any game they put out and don't even beat them. I need to beat, visions of mana, kings tale ffxv, saga frontier 2, type-0 HD, dungeon encounters ( I will never beat that game), Fantasian, melody of memory, and I even played Foanstars unironically for a bit.

We already established sales numbers don't actually matter, so I don't see why it would be an own toward Rebirth. Besides, E33 was proven to be an op by the Chinese government to attack Japanese culture, so sales were probably falsified.

I just buy any game they put out and don't even beat them.

You have a fucking problem. You're buying games you don't even like. holy shit you tards are pathetic

square hasn't made a japanese game since FFX