The Dark Ages is being utterly unanimously shat upon by every single reviewer

when the game is so disappointing even the biggest fanboy shills hate it

youtu.be/ckZwitAagCg?si=0dd1FgkEJ5vwkmqY

so i start my youtube titles with the word so

It’s time to apologise.

Nah, DOOM 2016 is the best one after reboot. Everything else has been mediocre or lacking something.

I don't have to apologize at all. I always loved Eternal because I'm not a buckbroken shitter that sucks too much at games to enjoy the literal pinnacle of FPS

what's he saying?

Doom 2 and Blood are the pinnacle of FPS

Weapon balance is completely shit

Melee balance is completely shit

Boss fights are literally just spamming parries against very slow single telegraphed attacks

Dragon and mech sections are universally reviled

Nightmare is too easy to gaming journalists

What the fuck

Doom 2 and *Doom Eternal are the pinnacle of FPS

FTFY

DooM was never difficult. It was always a power fantasy.

I'm sorry. I was wrong
It turns out it actually is possible to make a shittier game than Doom Eternal.

They just needed to make Eternal without all the weapon switching autism and it would have been kino

utterly unanimously shat upon

bunch of reviews giving it high praise

86 on open critic

good bait

resource management crap again

This isn’t Doom.

86 on OC

unanimously shat upon

What

Who care what shillman says.
He praised starfield to hell and back, but trepang2? That game is absolute garbage, because he did not like the story, not watching any more of his shit takes.

you think people would do that? just come on here and lie?

Most reviewers are saying it's great, you shitposting contrarian nigger faggot

STAND

AND

FIGHT

It'll probably still break 100k on steam like Doom Eternal did. Going by pattern from the previous Doom game and games exceeding expecations, it might actually reach 150k.

Exactly like 2016.

Yes everyone is saying the gameplay is shit and repetitive but journos gave it a slightly lower number instead of a much lower number to avoid getting blacklisted, that means the game is good

Blood

Pinnacle of FPS

with that pitiful enemy roster and level design

Boomers like you are fucking pathetic.

Get with the times, gramps

Everyone got filtered by the marauder in eternal so it scared them into make the next game easier

Op the colossal faggot managed to outdo the clickbait title of a youtube grifter.
Congrats.

That if it had been Heretic it would had been cool but making a game that is slower than Eternal is odd.
You use the shield and melee too much.
People are once more complaining that they are forced into the fun zone.

The story is shit and Hugo should fucking stop it.
The dragon mount is a worse Banshee since it is more like the ships from Reach than using a Banshee.
Damn shame, all in all.

clickbait

See

I am not picking this up until I see a Master Level.
Eternal was a great game by the end when all the content was released and after Tag 2 Id came to the conclusion that they want the base game to be easy and the extra content challenging.

I am surprised people are not attacking the game more for its lack of multiplayer or split screen. If you are making a SP FPS, I believe its time to look back at what Halo did right.

Being in the fun zone in Eternal means constantly adapting your movement to enemy priority AND arena layout, which allows good players to control the flow of combat and dominate hordes through movement, quick thinking and planning.

You can wipe weakpoints with the arbalest then get close with the meathook and sqitch to autoshotgun or HMG depending on the next threat and it all flows beautifully.

The Dark Ages doesn't have arenas, not even shit basic ones like Doom 2016, and has no good movement options, just strafing and a shield bash.

There's no fun zone in Dark Ages, you press parry because modern gaming is gay and appeals to casuals.

Retard, I am criticizing the OP title which is more inflammatory than that of the guy who made the video.
I jumped to the conclusions, he never says he hates it just that it is not as Eternal because it is slower and you parry too much, like they inspired the game on From Soft too much and it does not feel like Doom.

The game genuinely looks like a new IP altogether.
My feelings towards this game have been the same since its announcement.
It should had been the reboot for Heretic or Hexen, no one likes it when the formula of an IP is changed.

I am OP, stupid faggot. How is the title clickbait? Opinione range from "this is cool but nowhere as good as Eternal or 2016 and mech and dragon are shit" to "This game is boring and disappointing". Either way this is not living up to anyone's expectations

he never says he hates it

You are a massive retard for taking that political statement at face value. He spends half an hour completely dogpiling on the gameplay constantly

It should had been the reboot for Heretic or Hexen, no one likes it when the formula of an IP is changed.

The gameplay is shit, not the name. I actually saw the entire final boss fight and final fights as spoilers and the gameplay is utter shit. If Hexed played like this I would hate Hexen too

Dark Ages does not look bad but it is not Doom because everything from the setting and weapons screams Heretic.
The thing is that since the game is balanced toward the majority of people, I think the game will be mostly popular with casuals but I will not know if the gameplay is any good until we reach the later stages if do get their TAG / Master Level equivalents because that is when Eternal went from meh to great.

That is something that haunted Quake 2 for a long time, the base game was super easy and nobody thought of it as a good game until much later when the expansions and the map center jams were added which drastically improve the game by sheer level design and enemy placement.

Another problem with Dark Ages is that the music blows because to surprise to no one, when you get the stock music guys, you get forgettable stock music since the mixing is whatever and I am not even a big fan of Mick Gordon, Sonic Mayhem outdoes him at any turn but Finishing Move is just corporate music barely fit to be used as background on youtube essay videos, they are just mediocre as shit and this was like their big break.
Finishing Move was suggested to Id by Microsoft since they did the music for a lot of forgettable games, instead of allowing Id to choose another band or whatever.

Nightmare is too easy to gaming journalists

That must mean you win on Nightmare just by selecting it

First game is good

Second game is shit

Third game is the shittiest of the trilogy

Should I apologize that this game is burning dogshit compared to being simply dogshit like Eternal was?

I'm sorry that the Dark Ages is somehow worse than you.

Looks fine to me. I still have Goy Pass and will play through it.

The Dark Ages is being utterly unanimously shat upon by every single reviewer

That means it's good then. Reviewers, especially GMAN, are gigantic giga-faggot retards that like the sloppest of slop of gameplay. If they hate Doom The Dark Ages, that can only be a good sign.

LOOK MOM, I'M GAMEPLAYING

You are a massive retard for taking that political statement at face value

That is too say you are lying retard using hyperbole who does not understand his own words, yeah, noted.

political statement

What? Are you an ESL? How is the weather in New Delhi?

Hexen

Now that I care about arguing...

The gameplay is leaps above Heretic and Hexen.
Heretic weapons mostly sucked and the game just went on like Wolf3D when the game ran out of cool stuff to show you, from EP4 onwards you were starving for ammo and getting 100% kills was rough on Difficulty 4.
As much as I like Hexen, the game falls apart after The Seven Portals and no hub ever matches it, it just blurs together but I admit I never beat Deathkings of the Dark Citadel which I think was in part designed by Romero.
Hexen 2 is one of my favorite games from my childhood but it is super short but the Aztec / Egypt levels were so cool, the game was too short despite having too many game mechanics.

I would had honestly bought Dark Ages had it been the reboot f any of those games because the gameplay looks fine but it is not Doom, meanwhile Heretic lacked anything to call its own aside item slots (Tome of Power, Repulse, Morph).
There is also the problem that Eternal just recently got really good so I could honestly do without Doom for a while, not every series needs an entry every 4 - 6 years.
Reminds me of the issue I had with MK1.
UMK11 just finally got good and a new entry was released too soon and it is too different in tone to be a part of the series, but it would had worked as another IP like Injustice similar to how Dark Ages should had been Hexen.

Ultimately for what I am picking up is that if you come from Eternal, you are trading GOTTA SLAY FAST to "Shit and Fart (TM)" and that's a big change.

I guess they didn't pay him enough

This is how I act when I see a spider in my room

we all know Gman is a faggot and his opinion holds no value

BING BING RIP AND WAHOO

Holy shit that is so slow. Do the speedlines make people think they're going fast? I've seen more intense halo 1 gameplay.

I've seen more intense halo 1 gameplay.

Yeah. It's real fast.

Who owns hexen? Maybe that game should be revived instead of mutilating doom.

I don't like Doom Eternal, but you're a disingenuous retard.

Add speedlines and yeah. They're about the same intensity.

Microsoft

they literally recycled an eternal boss, and named it infernal gladiator. Nu Doom is done.

Eternal was clearly made for kb/m, controller shitters cried and shit their diapers and id made the dark ages for them

using hyperbole

It's not an hyperbole. Nobody likes Dark Ages

What? Are you an ESL?

No, but you are
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/political-correctness

Yeah, I knew Covenant was the way to go instead

youtube.com/watch?v=GxeAuWTduC4&ab_channel=LegionStudios

youtube.com/watch?v=GpuDEWCyoVg&ab_channel=LegionStudios

Do the speedlines make people think they're going fast?

See also FoV changes while "sprinting" in many modern FPS games

I was out when I saw the green orbs parry system anyway. Everything that is owned by modern microsoft turns to shit.

Eternal has the best combat
2016 best everything else.

K, now play on legendary.

I was interested in this game until I saw that it all boils down to a rhyhtm minigame where you dodge orange thing and parry green thing
I just want to shoot things in the face that's all

Fp low key bp

Demons looks like Halo zombies

Designs generally taken from Halo

Boring weapons

Worse hell

Worse locations

2016 is shit all around and Eternal was a single spark of brilliance in a mediocre series

Doomslop

I yawn.

Eternal was a single spark of brilliance in a mediocre series

If you needed a reminder that Eternalfags hate the Doom franchise, this is it.

already has pinned correction comment

KWAB
How quickly he bends the knee everytime.

That's just 2016
Even then weapon switching is optimal but not needed.

I miss when guns in videogames sounded like guns and not plastic balls bouncing on rubber

most reviewers i watched said its good tho

fucking Hugo Martin played Dark Souls once and decided that it was a good idea to turn DOOM into Dark Souls: the FPS, that nigger should be fucking fired

should've made Hexen
the Serpent Riders are the TRUE dark ages

unanimously shat upon by every single reviewer

Confirmed ludokino

Game really just looks like everything moves in slow motion while you are also invincible with very generous parry timing with mech sections that look even slower.

Dark Ages does not look bad but it is not Doom because everything from the setting and weapons screams Heretic.

not it doesn't
heretic doesn't have the sci-fi elements
heretic is as old school dnd as it gets
you cannot possibly get the nudoom aesthetic in the 90's because the mcu and artstation trends did not exist back then

2016 was console babby trash holy fuck kill yourself

it's somehow a bad thing that the developers wanted to make the game with challenge runs in mind, for some reason(?)

Isn't it good the developers pay attention to how people play their games?

pretty much. 2016 is fun if you play it before eternal but replaying it you see all the flaws it has.

This

Nah he cooked, I was wrong. Eternal really is just leagues above the rest of the games, which considering the cringe that occurs in the second dlc, is criminal.

I fucking hate the dragon segments. The mech segments are slightly better, but suck too. They could've just not had that shit in the game and it'd be a better game.

Cope and seethe

Reviewers hate it? That means it must be good then

I can't blame Hugo for adding mech gameplay considering there was a huge one in Eternal's hub which never actually did anything

I enoyed 2016 a lot more than Eternal, Eternal in many ways is a "better game" but it's almost overdesigned in a sense. Feels like playing a sweaty comp shooter to me. 2016 just had for lack of a better word "vibe"

Sorry you got filtered, but at least you can enjoy shit games with no mechanical or mastery requirements like Dark Ages now!

Dark ages looks like how scrawny, pasty vidya youtubers must feel whenever they play doom OST in the background while they're angry or something.

you played the game?

why are weeaboo coomers and homos so obsessed with this fatalist dichotomy mindset?
Everything either wins totally or loses completely?
I clicked on the video, its Gmanlives - he praises it, while also criticizing some aspects but overall loved it.

You people are fucking retards.

Apparently Mr. Matty doesn't like it either. It's over. The Doom fans have spoken. The Xbox fans have spoken. Doom The Dark Ages is...underwhelming. It's no Doom Eternal... :(

TDA is an usurper. It will never be one of us (the real doom games).

whats the fucking GOV here, 30? jesus

dragons

not doom

medieval shit

not doom

lovecraftian old gods

not doom

angels

not doom

knights

not doom

mechas

not doom

why didn't they just make doom?

It's funny though, it plays like a worse version of Mega Man 8 Bit Deathmatch's final segment. Doom mod inspiring Doom is funny. I like the spectacle of it, but that's about where it ends.

Really strange to see that indie games have better movement than doom despite iD clearly chasing that crowd in the most boring way. Really needs momentum and commitment instead of this instant dashing shit to fixed movement speed shit. Whoever forced it to be like that has no fucking taste in FPS gameplay

directly linking to gmanshills

heretic is as old school dnd as it gets

Yeah, I guess Dark Ages is more like Strife then.

Youtube is full of "Watch This Before You Buy AAA" clickbait. The bigger the game, the more dire warning clickbait is generated. I think Steve will be right on this one.

GMan

Dude has consistently shit takes. FFS, he blew Todd Howard when it came to his review of Starfield.

good bait is hard to come by these days

literally the first shooting area of the game

easy difficulty

yikes

the one step forward, two steps back game

nah
it was a solid game but 2016, which has its own flaws, is a better experience.

This might be a terrible idea but I kind of miss hit scanners in eternal. The riot gunners did not deliver.
The Blood Makyrs are hands down the best addition, just these mean fuckers that wrap the situation around them similar to the archviles.

why didn't they just make Quake?

Id has tried to make Quake relevant for the past 3 years but Starfield happen.
I want to play the game myself to see if there are references to other shooters like in Eternal. Most reviewers just speedrun the game so they can get ad revenue as fast as possible.

Uhm, excuse me but uuuhm. Isn't this guy, like, the same guy who stands by his, you know "Starfield is good" thing? Ha, I mean are we really going to listen to THIS guy? Lol come on now.

I mean...who like REALLY cares about this guy's opinions? If we're being super honest here?

The argument 2016 fags use is that now "you are not forced to swap weapons", claiming this is an improvenent and good thing for a Doom game and defending Shart Ages

When Doom REQUIRED swapping weapons constantly because using certain weapons against certain enemies was an objectively shit choice

Fucking shitter parasites never played an actual classic Doom wad

Super shotgun

less range

Revenat Marauder wraith shield

Worse space marine 2 cutscnes about npc you dont give a shit specially king skyrim sovengarde guy

Ok this game is shit

I'm sorry that I didn't stop you when I had the chance.

But this place is negative about everything
I like 2016 and Eternal, can someone that likes them tell me this one is bad and why?

nigger nobody swapped constantly shotgun and rocket launcher in classic doom

That’s because everything is scaled to be slower in classic doom

I'm going to say it. Starfield is good and Starfield was always good. When Starfield comes to PS5 and is PS5 Pro Enhanced, people will say it's good "now" when it's the same game you can play literally right now just ported over. Also now that we have Oblivion Remastered to hold certain people over until TES VI comes out, that'll give the bots something to feast on so they can finally stop shitting up the Starfield spaces so much. Especially now that constant, hyperbolic shitting on Starfield isn't profitable anymore.

Cope more Todd

i really miss the unhinged doom 2016 guy first person cutscenes punching all those hugo retarded npcs universe screens

It's due to the demon acceptance narrative that kikes and the antichrist are pushing now.

Hate to say I told you so
nah all the nudoom games are rubbish

What if we just gave the Hedon Bloodrite guy a massive studio so he can give us some more hot orc sluts?

Sorry to break it to you faggot but doom has always been a casual series.

Faggot-ass opinion from a raging faggot-ass.

PRESS THE AWESOME BUTTON TO GET A BADASS KILL CUTSCENE!

terrible.

Another liberal pope is chosen and the new Nudoom turns out to be too shit even for Shillmanlives, bad couple days for the zoomer tradcaths.

Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
The industry has been captured by PR gremlins. These PR gremlins cultivate an unsustainable economy of lies: they sell problems, rent out solutions (marginally smaller problems) and deceive everyone -- shareholders, developers, customers and players. They don't care about the quality or reception of the product, they don't care about what you believe, love or hate and they don't care to convince you of anything. The more controversy, the better for them.

Their final goal however is to distract and placate you, while high finance (read: their owners, banksters) turns your passions and lifetime into vacuous commodities.

be PR gremlins

gaslight publisher into whipping developers into frenzy to create super-slop

gobble up the majority of the "development" budget, recommend hiring nepotists

proliferate more slop to e-grifting parasocialites to fan the flames; hype a product you know will fail miserably, gaslight customers and shareholders with predatory marketing

reinvest a fraction of your hyper-bloated budget and buy copies through subsidaries and at a discount to gaslight everyone some more, after padding stats shortterm refund to ruin them longterm

simultaneousely shill for and against the product to maximize controversy and thus traffic, engagement and demand of your service and that of your buisness partners, such as consultation rackets

eventually come out of it being the sole profiteer, blaming everyone else

In other words: if you're a shareholder of a publisher or developer studio instead of an investor to a marketing agency, then you are a barely functional lobotomite.

Niggerfaggots claiming Sharternal's constant weapon switching is actual LE HECKIN ORIGINAL

disregarding the fact that you can beat the entire game with the shotgun only

also trys to say that because you can switch weapons, and people sometimes did, that makes it identical to Sharternal's gameplay

O IM LAFFIN

the game falls apart after The Seven Portals

I disagree completely
Seven portals is the worst part of the game

Doom 2

you mean The Plutonia Experiment

>Niggerfaggots claiming Sharternal's constant weapon switching is actual LE HECKIN ORIGINAL

It is

>disregarding the fact that you can beat the entire game with the shotgun only

You will get utterly assraped, even in certain IWADs. The moment there's 3 or more Pain Elementals your shotgun is useless and you get flooded by spawns. A chaingun is not a weapon you can use at your leisure but an asset for far hitscanners and stunlocking flying enemies.

also trys to say that because you can switch weapons, and people sometimes did, that makes it identical to Sharternal's gameplay

It's actually different because classic Doom is simon says where using certain weapons is heavily punished
The only readson you hate weapon swapping is that you are a massive shitter who can't master playing footsies and managing weakpoint targeting, but Eternal is actually never forcefully imposing players to use weapons while classic doom makes each weapon blatantly dedicated to specific enemies and you will have an absolutely dogshit time trying to defy the imposed intended use of weapons

Is he really liberal? Or is it just because leo XIII was liberal during the industrial revolution, a time it was admittedly needed.

Eternal made Berserk actually useful instead of a shitty overglorified 100 HP restore

Truly the only Doom game that is good

press x to awesome

Yeah that is cool the 2 times it happens in a 10 campaign. You seem butthurt about something.

can't hear you over the hundreds of WADs that shit all over ZOOM Eternal

trilogy

Isn't dark ages standalone?

Buy an ad you fat faggot

It's a shame. I actually like some of the designs and aspects of the art style in this.

if you're constantly switching weapons in classic doom you're getting overwhelmed very easily. you very much want to think about what weapon is better for specific situations (not individual enemies) because switching weapons is so slow you want to avoid it as much as possible.

classic doom makes each weapon blatantly dedicated to specific enemies

this has to be bait right. so many times when I start a fight I have the super shotgun out because it's the bread and butter of classic doom, it's good against literally every single enemy. not to mention how fucking good the plasma and BFG are if you have a lot of cells, or the rocket launcher when you have enough space
also

namedropping "IWADs" to give an air of knowledge

I see through you

Berserk not being useful in classic doom

yeah this is bait
I like eternal btw you're just completely full of shit

Its peak Doom. Its you that has an identity crisis.

posting a literally who

the game being ass or not aside you're a fag and should kill yourself

It's a prequel to Doom 2016

so many times when I start a fight I have the super shotgun out because it's the bread and butter of classic doom, it's good against literally every single enemy.

retard

Same thing, just as slow

But they 3 shot you

wow
impressive

Eternal reminded me a lot of Ultrakill, but I think I prefer Ultrakill more.

Give Doom to women

they turn it into a "narrative shooter"

game sucks, not even paid reviewers can praise it

It's so tiresome...

Please, tell me Mr. Classic Doom Pro, what weapon is better to have out when you know a fight is about to start and have no idea what to expect. Obviously that's gonna vary wildly from map to map (which is why I "so many times" not "all of the time" or even "most of the time") but the rocket launcher is often way too risky when you don't know where shit is gonna spawn, the plasma is very good but cells are at a premium if you're not playing a fucking slaughter map, and the chaingun is, at best, useful for stunning enemies while running away looking for safety. So tell me, why is the super shotgun not the best weapon to have out when you're about to press a switch or pick up a key?

Doom was never good

The fucking shield is glued to the back of his hand.

Hahahah

The biggest Doom Eternal dickrider likes it.
youtu.be/-QzzVFFT_4w

base game and maybe dlc 1 had good balance of enemies. Then DLC 2 happened and the bullshit combat restrictions pissed me off. I started getting encounters with multiple yellow shield guys, rolling imps, and a marauder and I just said fuck this it's fucking boring that there are this many enemies that take no damage unless shot with something specific. This is totally different from the base game where you still had multiple ways to deal with every enemy.

25 percent of the game is spent on the dragon and giant mech

Enjoy your filler in a FPS game. Worst doom ever released.

Still just going to replay doom wads.

See Please answer

Starfield is such a boring start to an IP that's supposedly our beloved Todd Howard's dream game. You can clearly see the stuff they tried to shift so they could try and make the game palatable for the masses when they injected space thu'um and multiverse shit into it. There's a whole lotta NOTHING in Starfield. It's a """"good"""" template, but a terrible overall game with too many things holding it back despite there being so many good ideas and inclusions. And unfortunately all of that absolutely gutted the modding scene so now it can't even stand up with community support. Not entirely the same thing but it parallels pretty close to what happened with FO4

every single reviewer

?

I'M TRYING

was this originally Quake then repurposed into Doom

I’ve never played a doom game before, which one should I start with?

Unless they optimize it (they won't) I think I'll stay with quake 2 and duke 3d

it's a gimmickfest with simon says gameplay "loop"

parry slop

So basically they made an entire game based around the Marauder combat, which everyone hated?

what an annoying use less review, dude is just describing the game for 30 minutes and only actually reviews it for 2 minutes at the end, I wanna kill this dude.

Yup.

angels not doom

Okay I can get why you said dragons (despite satan being eluded to being a dragon) and lovecraftian old gods (which are literally just rebranded demons normalfags don't see through).
But Doom literally is all about killing demons from hell. There being angels just seems logical.

yeah the concept

Not that anon but I'm already confused about The Father and Dark Lord lore.

Father = AI God

Dark Lord = King of Hell and creator of Demons

Actually just kidding, Dark Lord is the original creator, made The Father, was betrayed, and feels its his right to destroy everything like a toddler

At some point Maykrs (angels) cut a deal with Hell to make a continuous cycle of harvesting humans across the multiverse to make Argent Energy, basically faking a war

I miss 2016

not with the lack of chaingunners,archviles,revenants,spider mastermind.

but CE edition & Unseen Evil.

fix the shaders (mostly the sky) to run for GLES 3.2 delta touch or i won't play them.

why do you need to prepare for it? Pathetic loser mentality, just play the game and shut your goofy ass.

Arrest yourself and go to bed.
Arrest more George.

Remember those webms of people trying to convince you that nuDoom's slow ass Halo gameplay was good by switching weapons every 0.1 seconds? That was funny in retrospect.

Nice selfie, anon.

Filtered

why do you need to prepare for it? Pathetic loser mentality, just play the game and shut your goofy ass.

same as it ever was

luckily they stopped making games for the mentally inept

Why do (You) anon wish for this to perform poorly.
you should be rooting for it's success because the other option is AI

You do realize that the issue isn't intellect, but being tedious, right?

Can we pivot back to it being cool to like things again? The "I am cool cause I hate everything" trend is getting stale now that it applies to every single game apparently and not just woke slop

sounds like a skill issue to me anon

took out glory kills in favor of some shit looking parry gameplay

yea no. Was fine to just take it out, but don't replace it with some stupid fucking color-coded parry shit.

I FIRE MY GREEN BLAST

I can NEVER forgive id for nerfing TAG1 when TAG2 came out and also nerfing the Marauder by adding confused stars around the marauder’s head when he’s stunned with no way to turn that shit off.

I remember getting locked the fuck in on the hardest challenges and beating them fair and square and I can never relive that challenge ever again. Fuck ID

It looks like shit and I can't even force myself to play it this upcoming week, I'll just wait.

Loved 2016 and loved Eternal even more

You don't know what "tedious" means, do you?

we get it, the marauder filtered you. no point in throwing a hissy fit over it buddy

So that's a no

Looks like shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=flwsqWvaYKo

Opening stages are shit. Final stages are shit. DLCs are shit. Gameplay loop is repetitive slop. Eternalfags actually think following laid out patterns makes them hardcore lmao.

I hate powerscalers

I knew it wouldn't live up to Eternal. But is at least better / less braindead than 2016?

Thanks, its my new gaming chair.

I stopped caring about anything this guy said after he said it's psychotic to go on shooting sprees in GTA games. That and his videos seem like he has an AI crank out scripts at this point.

This should’ve been a Quake game

doom is metal, guns and space not this medieval stuff

this
the last quake mainline game ruined halloween 2005.

marauder was only bad cause his health was too big for how easy it was to cheese his AI and explot him with the super shotgun

previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES

doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!

*doomguy breathing heavily*

doomie, can you hear me? To your left.

*a portal opens*

*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*

*another portal opens*

K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!

*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*

*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.

We must be better...

*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*

Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!

*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*

I... AM KYIIIIIIV

*Satan watches in bewilderment*

You can't beat me!

I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera

You can be better than this...- says better man

*Satan orders his army to attack*.

*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.

I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!

*Doomguys looks seriously*

DOOMVENGERS!

ASSEMBLE...

*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*

*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*

*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*

*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*

I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!

*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*

Try this, chuds!

*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*

Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves

*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*

which everyone hated?

correction, all the retarded journos hated*

tedious

sounds like a skill issue to me

blessed

SIMON SAYS PARRY

revolutionary stuff

they are making a new painkiller
neat

mashing jump, dash and weapon swap

muh skill

Lol what a faggot

That Starfield is a magnificent game

kills 2 boss enemies in 30 seconds

wow so tedious!

Learn to identify canned slowfag/tortanicfag copes with these simple examples

"b-but muh platforming"

"but it's too fast and has too much mobility"

"c-canned animations! le bad!"

"but... it's le... simon says!"

"b-but the gameplay is too fast and overwhelming so it all looks like spazzing out to me (insert spazzing webm)"

"2016 was better!"

"Doom 3 was better!"

"B-but the story, but the story.... Which I won't skip even though I can skip all cutscenes?"

"Hitstop ... is bad, it just is"

"m-muh spammable melee!"

See any post making these canned arguments? It's a tortanic/slowfag copepost angry because Doom Eternal is getting a sequel while their favorite slowslop FPS is dead in the ground or because their favorite casual weebslop isn't being talked about.

complaining about dashing in doom eternal

you didn't play the game

Doom Eternal is the greatest FPS ever made. Fuck slowslop for ruining the genre for decades on end.

Doom Eternal is getting a sequel

no its not lol

Doom was better when it was DOOMGUY. This doom slayer shit is retarded.

THIS is what boomers say is better than doom eternal???

I did, unfortunately. You're also too dense to realize how fucking braindead all of it is.

jump, dash and mash weapon swap to win

Unga fucking bunga.

It's all so gay now... None of this needed to exist, it constantly explains things that needed no explanation

We're not talking about Doom though?

malding

I watched his video. He criticized it way more than he praised it.

Not buying this shit it’s not even on the disc.

Again, you don't know what tedious means

based webm poster, keep exposing all the copes nu/v/ clings on to about old games that are supposedly good but are actually in fact beyond comprehensible shit

u mad lol

Kek this nigga out here thinking his game is hardcore

disc

oh it's the consolefags that are shitting their pants. now it all makes sense

yeah I do, it's a cope about complaining about the same enemy design all the retard journos and redditroons cried about, but trying to mask it as not coping

Why don't they just make a game where you shoot stuff (Doom) instead of all the other gay-looking shit you're forced to do in Eternal and Dark Ages.

Doom is the most overrated game series ever, is just shooting arenas, so boring

kek

I'm sure you're laughing, and not malding at yet another kino nudoom release while your slop jrpg, slowslop franchises keep dying left and right.

Console players.

actually i think it's you that doesn't know what that word means

2016 is almost a decade old

zoomies literally grew up with nudoom, overwtch, fortnite etc as their frame of reference for what is a good videogame

i-it's a cope

Lmao Eternalgibbons refusing to accept their monkey bar simulator isn't the braindead ungabungafest it really is

post your favorite fps rankings, i want to know what you think isn't braindead ungabunga

Oh look it’s a dumb nigger paying for a license, or flat out just pirating it because he’s pathetic, brown and poor

tterly unanimously shat upon by every single reviewer

It has an 86 on metacritic at this time. So that's not the sign of unanimously shitting upon. However more experienced FPS reviewers in this instance are probably the better source.

Why bother? I'm not the one claiming to be 2skilled4u for playing Doom Eternal of all things lmao.

why bother

you bothered making the claim that eternal is "ungabunga", i want to see where your argument is coming from,

so, answer, what is a "brainful" fps and "not ungabunga"

i'm waiting.

cope and seethe lol

In the next nu-Doom you won't even shoot guns anymore.

I respect Marauder for being a punkass bitch who FORCES you to play entirely different from how you engage with the rest of the enemies.

kys nigger. Eternal is utter trash and you are an unskilled retard for pretending it's hard or good

Doom I + II with all additions are on Steam if you want the tried and true classic. Start here regardless if you want a proper series comparison.
Download GZDoom (or Zandronum if you like multiplayer) if you want the full modding experience and .wad list.
Doom 64 is the real Doom III if you liked the first two.
Heretic + Hexen are Doom but dark fantasy, worth a play if you're branching out into older shooters.
Doom 3 and RoE play like a compact FEAR if you like survival horror FPS's.
Doom 2016 and Eternal/TAS play like Painkiller, latter having twice the functions to the point of some calling it first-person DMC.

arrest yourself and go to bed lol.

I made the claim because that's exactly what it is and it's okay to admit it. Most of the shooters I play are ungabunga tier. Gitting gud at Eternal is not a flex.

it never ceases to amaze me how basic mechanical skil in a videogame triggers Anon Babbleiggers so much.

then you look at all the casual dogshit jrpgs Anon Babble likes to play and even having pokemon board and it all makes sense

Okay so you were coping, that's all I wanted to know.

wtf am i watching? is this diablo in first person?

fix the shaders (mostly the sky) to run for GLES 3.2 delta touch or i won't play them.

what?

The story looks incredibly gay.

i'm just retarded

we know anon, we know

they removed "I'm too young to die" and replaced it with "Aspiring Slayer"

That's exactly what it looks like. Same art style.

muh cope

muh retarded

Bitch ass Eternalqueens still refusing to admit their game isn't as hard as they think lmao

Eternal is an amazing game and the never ending butthurt it's caused on this board will never fail to be hilarious

It was real in my mind

who claimed the game is hard? you claimed it was "tedious" and then started coping with your invented goalposts.

and now you can't even post a FPS you think is "not ungabunga"

lmao

i'm sure you are laughing while getting BTFO in every post.

On opposite day.

Type mismatch , cannot convert from 'ivec2' to 'vec2'
Type mismatch in arithmetic operation between 'float' and 'int'
there's no solution for these.

It's only going to get worse when Ultrakill finally gets out of early access and can be properly compared to NuDoom instead of being dismissed as the buttplug game.

the board is fill of unironica weebniggers that play slop like deltarune and expedition 33 and pretended they were hardcore gaymers all along, that don't bother with AAA games

surprise surprise, a hard AAA comes around and suddently it's widely hated, with no clear arguments and just copes like "m-muh simon says... m-muh.... avengers!" and "i-it's not actually hard, it's just tedious"

Opposite day is over.

This. A few flaws are present but the game was otherwise incredibly fun.

For fuck sake, anon. You actually enjoy fighting the marauder? It's no hard, it's just repetitive and not fun

Eternal is an amazing game

Maybe for people who like watching their wife have sex with other men while they drink soilent, but not for me

Eternal is a pro game for pro gamers like myself, git gud casuals

no it isn't retard

i-it's harder than 2016!

The fucking state of Eternalpussies

Just the usual case of modern day writers subverting and shitting on clearly defined good vs evil and biblical allegory for their demonic masters.

It's no hard, it's just repetitive and not fun

this is just a cope invented by filtered shitters. i'm sure the cuphead journo was also feeling the tedium, born out of his own incompetence.

so, you gonna post a single example of an FPS you think is "not ungabunga" or keep coping?

Is this the thread where all the pussies are gathering to whine about a video game they don't like?

Did they really fuck up doom? I mean, all they had to do was to make a map pack for either of the last two games and modern gamers would buy it for $70.

Eternalslaves are Aristotelian natural slaves who reflexively equate difficulty with interest. These are people whose ancestors found it ennobling to dig ditches for a living. Most of them are Mexican.

i actually find 2016 harder, it's just not fun compared to eternal.

It is always going to be a butt plug game designed by degenerate trannies.

Go back to Facebook.

You've been embarrassing yourself for 5 years at this point. Just end it already, tranny.

butthurt

I'd say it's pretty normal to be annoyed when people deflect any and all criticism made about Eternal in bad faith.

God, it looks like this one time I watched a titty streamer playing Apex. Fucking trash.

Nope, got no reason to. As mentioned, I'm not the one claiming to be a sweatlord over a mediocre shooter.

You keep pushing for the idea that it's hard and anons can't beat it. Who's the one coping now?

Haven't used that since 2009, before you were born

Is there a way to turn off all the gay cartoony neon shit? Eternal was incredibly gay for this reason too

see >You keep pushing for the idea that it's hard and anons can't beat it.
where?

I thought Eternal was fine, a step down from 2016, and yes the marauder fight fucking sucks (and no its not difficult, just shit)

old man whines about the youth making fun of his favorite digital toy :'(

Go back to Facebook.

Yeah

also, where is your example of the "non ungabunga" fps, i'm noticing you went surprisingly quiet on that front

see

for the record Eternal and it's red light green light press X to awesome bullshit still sucks, even 2016 was barely passable considering how fucking dumbed down the nu-doom games are

the peak of the fps genre
we didn't know how good we had it

t. tranny

What do you mean "Where'? That's all you've done with this filter nonsense

You're as blind as you are dense.

guns-only on the slowest boss

Disingenuous retardation.

I'm the first anon, I've never brought that up. You're getting confused

I don't even like them that much, they're normal inoffensive shooters that used to be a dime a dozen
I just can't understand why you spend so much time whining about something you don't even have to think about, it confuses me. I hate Nintendo so why would I ever willingly enter a Nintendo thread. You enjoy getting mad?

Marauder wasn't even hard he was just tedious with that stop and go shit
he bugged out on me once and I had to sit there dancing around the arena waiting for him to do something parryable that never came so I was forced to reset, "press the button when we tell you to" enemy with bugged out AI so you can never press the button is so fucking obnoxious

Oh you realized you can't find a single comment and that you're once again forced into cope and moving the goalpost.

That also happened when you tried to claim doom eternal is "ungabunga" then couldn't point out to a fps that isn't.

see you claimed eternal is "unga bunga", now you can't think of an FPS that isn't, therefore you have no point of reference.

That's all you've done

where the quote and backlink?

not even dmd

trickster instead of swordmaster or royal guard

off camera guns instead of royal release/real impact

N
G
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tedious

Yes, the same way cuphead journo thought the tutorial was tediuos, all because incompetence.

Stop whining about people critiquing things you whiner. If the idea of critique confuses your Alzheimic old man brain so much maybe you should just leave the thread and go back to Facebook. What the fuck is wrong with you?

where the next cope at

Ironically Facebook is filled with people like you, narcissist fat people who spew their worthless opinions while tricking themselves into thinking anyone cares
Except they're 40-60 year old women on there, and here it's just fat underaged zoomers

A recent study came out showing that most Eternal enjoyers are Mexican and Filipino. Very interesting results.

critiquing

where? post a single quote backlink ITT

it's all just weird copes like "it's not hard, just tedious" and "m-muh ... marvel avengers!" while pretending they weren't filtered shitters

Now post that shit on DMD

me shitting and pissing myself online is a "critique"

Go critique your toilet bowl with that cheeseburger you had for lunch

the dogshit gameplay will be LIT instead dogshit if i just make enemies spongier

next, please

I wouldn't know because I'm not an old idiot like yourself who's ever used it. Maybe go back there? You seem to know a lot about it

you have no point of reference

Don't need one to know that Eternal is fucking braindead.

I didn't bring it up 4 times like you have. Did the Zuck molest you in vr chat or something you obsessed fat freak?

its fine
i got every music/toy/cheatcode
found every secret
upgraded every piece of armor/weapon/my cock

and the only realy good stage was the final one before the titan fight

Stop whining, geriatric faggot.

How is it that all of us are old and "geriatric" yet you're the one who can't git gud at a simple shooter? Go back to the tranime and tendie games zoomie

You don't belong here. Go back to Telegram or wherever it is you people congregate.

DMD makes enemies noticeably more aggressive you dimwit.

he's back to "git gud" faggotry

Lmao, the fucking state of it.

How about you go back in time before you ate yourself into a doomed existence? Cause there's no amount of exercise that will fix your problem

2016 is faster than Eternal. No, seriously, don't be fooled by the dash effects. Eternal is actually slower than 2016 in movement. It's why the weapon switching is so necessary, because the player movement was neutered.

see

I KNEEL

It is ironic though that you got filtered meanwhile boomers arent

eternalschizo can't post a single game he thinks is "not ungabunga" after making the claim that eternal is

eternalschizo keeps claiming someone made the assertion that doom eternal is too hard to learn but can't actually point out the quote xe is referring to

also keeps claiming the game is "not hard, just tedious" like some mantra to ximself

then why is it taking you so long to exemplify what fps isn't "braindead"

gets BTFO in every reply

"s-stop!!!"

see

You don't fit in here.

Again, you're confusing at least 2 different anons. You can't keep your conversations in order.

You don't fit in normal clothes.

Eternal is simply tedious and boring. There's no getting around it.

I'm convinced that everyone who hates Eternal just struggles with the amount of keys you need to press to play it well...

Proof?

All you've done all thread is prove you don't know what the term "tedious" even means. Are you ESL or what? The cuphead journalist was a retard who said the game was too hard and didn't understand basic shit. "Tedious" means tiresome and monotonous

They're all braindead, you fat cunt.

Kek

If it's more like 2016 and less like eternal, it's going to be fine.

appeal to normality

Go back to highschool, normalfag.

No, the originals will always be the only worthwhile games in the series

who claimed the game is hard?

Well, did with the comment about mechanical skill, which, if you actually spoke English, would tell you that the insult is Anon Babbleirgins who don't like DE lack basic mechanic skill, therefore the game is too hard for them. Quit being a breadtuber and trying to claim what was said wasn't what was said.

I don’t know about all this drama. I only played Doom Eternal, and having fun with it. Don’t know what the spastics are freaking out about. Touch grass

kys

Do you actually think Eternal is a good FPS

NOOO this is my safe space, LEAVE!!!!

I've been here for 14 years you little shit. Gtfo if you can't handle simple banter you fat fuck

2016tards are literally mentally ill
What was it about that year

Your time is up. Your brain has atrophied and your takes are shit. Time to graduate to Facebook where you belong, old faggot.

No don't you see, you don't fit in here unless you're a miserable fat shit with nothing else to live for except whining online about any game that isnt a Nintendo product

I'm only replying to people who replied to me, so it seems you are the one who made some claim that you can't back up and now you're trying to run from the argument without looking like you got BTFO out of it.

Anyway, to reiterate

Post a FPS that you think as a counter point is "not ungabunga"

Post a FPS claiming where I made the claim that "doom eternal is too hard for you to learn"

So far there have been 0 attempts to back up any of the claims made to me.

All thread you've just tried to claim the game is not hard, and not tedious, as if this is some magic bullet to stop you from looking like the cuphead journo.

Not an argument.

What does showcasing mechanical skill have to do with the made up goalpost where I claimed the game is too hard?

Anon Babbleirgins who don't like DE lack basic mechanic skill

Yes, retard journos and redditors who claimed Marauder is hard, but now you see someone coping ITT and claiming it's not actually hard but "tedious", clearly trying to revise history and pretend all the retards who couldn't figure out how to easily kill marauder were simply experiencing tedium, not inability born out of incompetence.

On the other hand, the biggest Eternal fanboy lover e-celeb shill whatever loves it, so I don't know
youtu.be/-QzzVFFT_4w

Doom: Eternal is a bad video game.

You've never even played the originals. And don't try to bring up IWADs like you actually played them. Weapons swapping was not a requirement at all in Doom, and if you had actually played them instead of being a lying faggot you would know that and admit it. DE is less like Doom than 2016, and that's a fucking fact.

I beat Eternal over two days. I doubt I'll play it again. I enjoyed the missions after the purple swamp area and before the Marauder appeared for the second time. The rest was a slog. And it wasn't hard in the slightest.

Yes, are you going to post the FPS you think is "not ungabunga" now?

And yet I'll still out-last the ticking time bomb that is your cholesterol clogged arteries

youtubers baiting people with clickbait

retard OP bites wastes a thread

Fuckin idiot

Ghosts and Goblins is also "hard", doesn't mean it's good.

out-last

*outlast, Mexikun

Loose wait

Ahahaha you lost

What qualifies as unga to you?

Levels are still too long.

No you see, I never had to lose weight because I was never fat in the first place. You see how that works tubby?

bro we took out glory kills the pace of the game is back!

game still slows down each time you would have normally gotten into a glory kill

hilarious, nice one hugo

actually the glory kills are still in

I don’t think anything has beaten FEAR or the Marathon trilogy as the pinnacle of FPS games

fpbp he didn't get paid enough for a good review

You miserable fucks hate glory kills now?

You're fatter and older than me. You lost everything.

All the abandoned copes so far

coping retard claims doom eternal is "ungabunga", can't point a FPS that isn't

claims not backed up by copeposters itt: 1

coping retard claims someone claimed doom eternal is too hard to learn but can't point out who

claims not backed up by copeposters itt: 2

coping retard claims the game is not hard but "tedious", yet can't define how

claims not backed up by copeposters itt: 3

eternalfags have evolved from not just hating Doom, but every other game too

Eternal was just so tedious. At least Dark Ages looks a bit better.

Play the classics

Oh yeah, good advice, Anon. Playing a key hunt maze game will definitely give him a great idea of what Doom is like when people talk about it now.

I'm not the retard who came up with the term, how the fuck should I know?

forced gay tracing

aggressive denuvo

no mod support

slow ass gameplay

no deathmatch

doom is doomed

muh cope muh cope

Your game isn't as difficult as you think it is. Eternally gay.

OP posts a bunch of random greentext

90% of the thread accepts that as an universal truth

???

he's actually wasting time looking up obesity charts as if to prove a point

KEK I won

i need to play blood but my chronic pain keeps me on the same old shit
im saving it for some future where im not dying of spike protein

You lost everything old fat faggot ahahahaha

Point out the poster who thought it was.

Found him.

People provide their answers.
You just disregard them as “Cope”

Oh so now stats matter huh troon

the abandoned copes counter is still at 3

lol

You're fat and old LOL I won

provide their answers.

The record would have you point them out to the jury, if you please.

Just resorts to stealing my insult

It was fun while it lasted before the inevitable copy-cat zoomer syndrome kicked in

hallway arena hallway enjoyer decides to talk about level design

Its all so tiresome

see the chart You're fat.

It’s ungabunga because there isn’t any forward planning involved. Just weapon switching in response to an enemy. Everything always functions the same way.
It’s tedious because the combat is easy but takes far too long to just get over with.
It’s samey.

IT'S A RETURN TO FORM!
and that form is a turd, just like every other nu-Doom

I hate the powerscaling bullshit

If you like ANY of the nu-Dooms (especially Eternal) you're a faggot. Go play Sunlust.

feels like this game began as a quake remake and the suits just changed it to doom last minute

I'm content with Plutonia derivatives.

I will never apologize to this glorified spinning plates simulator.

According to another chart your kind commits 76% of crimes despite making up only 13% of the population. Stop robbing snacks from 7-11 Tyrone

So anyway, you're a geriatric (self-admitted), morbidly obese (statistically proven) faggot (self-evident) with bad taste in digital toys (demonstrated). It's time to go back to the old folks home, okay?

No watch Anon Babble do a 180 on it.

Indeed.

It’s ungabunga because there isn’t any forward planning involved.

????????????

see cyber mancubus blocking your way

see you have no ballista+pb ammo

oh shit frost grenade is on cooldown still

ok but frag grenade is ready... hmmm... and blood punch....

or you can just turn around and walk away

Just weapon switching in response to an enemy

"in response to enemy"

so you're making decision based on enemy selection. as opposed to ... le shoot them all in the head??

Everything always functions the same way.

arbitrary pointless statement

the combat is easy but takes far too long to just get over with.

no it literally takes long because you are bad at the combat loop and have to waste time looking for health or ammo instead of blasting demons. so it's a skill issue.

It’s samey.

more samey or less samey than 100000 generic cover shooters where you just move c over to cover and auto aim some goon's head with whatever ammo you have ready? not only are you choosing to focus or not to focus weakpoints, you are choosing different approaches per enemy and per situation like earlier exemplified, but you are also choosing different strategy depending how much hp you have and how risky the strategy you have is. like running away to fight another demon or taking the risk that you nail the timing of the frag falter + bp combo into lock on rockets.

Yeah zoomie this fat old geriatric is still better at games then you are!
(no but really that extra weight is going to kill you)

Where's the truck simulator version?

(no but really that extra weight is going to kill you)

see

I have no response to the fact that you posted a chart that you spent real time finding lol
You're a strange, fat little man

I have no response

Concession accepted.
Another geriatric faggot euthanized.

doom has never been good

You WILL parry when it flashes green
You WILL run out of ammo
You WILL press X to "awesome"
You WILL ride the turok evolution dragon
You WILL collect the funkpops
You WON'T skip the cutscenes
You WON'T shoot things until they die

wrong picture

The only concession you accept are the 4 hour old hot dogs up at the concession stand fatass

okay that means its good

Go play the 32 map slaughterfest

Ugh...
I honestly do not know how you criticize Eternal and you immediately recommend the wad pack that exists solely to wank youtube speedrunners.
This is how your slaughtermap plays:
You learn the weapon spawns, then you rely on in-fighting, wait 15 minutes for the room to clear and clear out the stragglers and uh oh is that a hecking cyberdemon acting as a STAGE hazard! NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE (You will see that over and over alongside Archviles)

You WILL talk about a game you don't like for hours on end

Actually I just accepted your concession. You gave up and I won.
Also see Every fat joke you make is projection and is actually about yourself.

its set in medieval europe shit so all the doom obsessed euros will call this a masterpiece

you WILL cope and seethe for hours on end

Every fat joke you make is projection and is actually about yourself.

Ahhh so you're a leftist. Makes a lot of sense considering the chart and your spastic behavior

Git gud, shitter

Nigga, Dark Age looks slow as fuck. It genuinely looks easy and the fact that game journos are saying nightmare is TOO easy is a super red flag.

Hard to tell since it was on the list of games promised to Microsoft prior to the buyout but Id and MG have been remastering games and I still have no clue on who owns Heretic and Hexen, allegedly Raven has rights but Id has part of them...and then Phil Spencer showed up with the Hexen shirt last E3.

I believe it all comes back to Starfield bombing super hard, not even Bethesda apologists care for it.

Nuh uh!!!! You're seething I'm not!!! You're mad, I'm not!!!

200hp max

this is on tourist difficulty, the easiest difficulty the game has where you regen health, are you kidding?

So by your own logic you are geriatric and fat. Get this old coot the fuck outta here

yes

I never hated you. You always were more fun than 2016

What kind of flaming faggot would save that. I can see the arguments for all this Doom stuff but wtf would you post that for?? You gay?

Freud was anti-commie. Your brain has turned to mush, old man

i saw draqu play and he was struggling on nightmare so i dont fully buy that, altho the demo build was weird and he didnt have upgrades

The contents of the reviews talk about how utterly pathetically easy Doom:DA is, how the maps are barren, how lame the mech and dragon segments are, and how the majority of the gameplay is just spamming parry against everything. (as well as other stuff like secondary fires being gone, all upgrades are just small stat boosts, and such)
The actual score is paid for by Microsoft, since that's what most people actually look at.

Freud was a boss in AC6 faggot. This ain't history class BOAH it's Anon Babble

aussie

Stopped watching

Point is, the game railroads you into using it's "Ideal" combo instead of forcing you to constantly adapt and improvise. AKA the mark of any good combat system

What are you jabbering on about, old man? Take your dementia meds

AI-controlled... Always the same.

swapslop is so fucking ass holy shit

Yeah you're pretty boring, see ya fat ass. You can now accept this footlong hot-dog as a concession

What's is there to get gud at? Sure Sunlust graphics are eye candy but I think Double Impact had the right idea, some wads are better in a 9 episode burst.
Okay, let's do fucking Sunlust, again for real this time after I beat Painkiller.
Let's see how many games you are going to name drop trying to bad mouth Eternal only for me to go through them and realize that you phony jerks have never played any of them for starters.

it's ai brooo we're in a matrix doooood

Fuckin zoomers have ruined this board

I second this anon. My main gripe with Eternal is that it really did railroad you into using the ideal weapons and combos, otherwise fights would take forever.

It is a shame ID wasted all that SUBLIME map design and gun design for a fucking campaign shooter instead of a new Quake.

muh dick!

Ahhh so you're black. Makes a lot of sense considering the low IQ behavior

Inject it into me

SUBLIME map design

where?

I was talking about a literal hot dog you moron lol. As in a "concession stand" like at a movie or a ball game. Ever heard of those, zoomer?
Go back to thinking about cocks though, you've shown your (fat) hand

Git gud, shitter. Sunlust is 1000000x more Doom than Eternal. Eternal isn't and will never be real Doom.

you are clearly playing it wrong
this is what doom is actualy about

correct, faggots btfod

Armored Core 6

Zoomer

You don't even play vidoe games do you?

Doomyturnal is just non-stop back-to-back arena maps. That is why it flows so perfectly. If you can't see that you don't like shooters, nigger.

You're old, fat, like bad video games AND black. Wow, that's sad.

Yup

instantly thinks of cocks when he reads the words "hot dog"

Holy shit it's Jonah hill from super bad

Have fun with your gay thoughts tubby, I'm outta here!

non-stop back-to-back arena maps

Did you forget all the platforming sections? The pacing of Eternal was fun arena then like multiple minutes of dogshit coridors or platforming to get to the next arena.

sex with a massive steaming 12 inch BBC out of nowhere

You people are fucking obsessed

I'm outta here!

Cheers for the concession! Have fun being an old fat black retard.

I apologize. I didn't recognize that quote until now. I was in the wrong lashing out at you as I thought you were talking about Ai posts in this thread

When I say "There isn't any forward planning involved" I mean that you're not really stopping to think about how you need to handle a situation. In Eternal, the enemies have laid-out surefire ways to deal with them that you HAVE to use to beat them efficiently. Plus, it showers you with a ton of ammo pickups, and the low carry limit just kinda feels artificial.
A good FPS combat system is like F.E.A.R, in which it forces you to constantly improvise and manage what you're given.
Marathon ironically executed Eternal's gameplay loop better with stuff like enemy weapon weaknesses, which feel a lot more naturalistic in that game.

sees "muh dick"

instantly thinks "sex with a massive steaming 12 inch BBC"

Mutt's law.

Hey bitch I'm still here I bet youll reply to this like the good little fatass I know you are! Now give me a (you) boy. Indirect counts

otherwise fights would take forever.

The autoshotty destroys everything and the ice bomb might as well be a BFG shot.
Like how the fuck are you cunts playing the game?

as opposed to ... le shoot them all in the head?

As stupid as that is on a game like Doom, you can headshot enemies in Eternal game and it makes a difference because headshots do more damage. I am reading all these stupid opinions on a game I have about 100 hours and it is baffling that you are making it seem like weapon selection matters when the SSG still kills everything.
Did you even make it past Cultists Base?

You are giving the devs too much credit, nothing changed from Doom 2016: You can beat all encounters with Gauss Canon / Ballista + SSG in both games.

gman

You mean the guy who has on multiple occasions made videos that the doom community have made fun of him for?

git gud autists

Mech section in a FPS is always trash

utterly unanimously shat upon

86 average review score

metacritic.com/game/doom-the-dark-ages/
Bait used to have effort put into it.

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ignoring that you instantly imagined the person was black while talking about "muh dick"

KEK

Nigger lover listen, I'm talking about the combat sequences, not the areas that lead to the combat sequences. If you played the game, which you clearly didn't, you'd know explicitly what I'm talking about. Now quit being a Jew.

Atta boy

It works in Halo because it goes into third person mode.

I don't play tranny wads, sorry.

Confession denied btw

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KEK

Quit being an autistic poorfag then, skill issue is not a game flaw.

The fact that "sex with a massive steaming 12 inch BBC" is even in you lexicon is gross. It's not even funny, just gross.

50% of the thread losing their shit at the game

50% of the thread losing their shit at black people

Yep, Anon Babble's back

confession

Phone posting faggot

Confession

SAAAAAR

Before we begin, what's your favorite thing about Sunlust because after playing Painkiller, which was nothing like Eternal mind you (still a pretty good game though I missed the RTCOW era) I doubt you bitches play videogames at all.

For the little I played, I like how Sunlust and Plutonia 2 have their custom UI.
That's always cool.

eric, nobody is fooling them.

This turned into a top tier thread

ENTER
youtube.com/watch?v=p3HKo7S5rhE
The mantis fucking blows and that was the best thing about Halo 4.

Anyways, Borderlands 2 won

anon i.
doomwiki.org/wiki/MAP54:_Redemption_Denied_(PlayStation_Doom)

Shooter of the year already dropped.

sunlust doesn't even become slaughter until like map18 lol it's mostly plutonia worship until then

Don't care, still playing Dork Ages.
Man what a weird dude, I am not saying that because of the lore or his social media post but because Citadel references games I thought only I played. Like I cannot believe someone in Japan would reference Marathon and Rott in the same game

I would be fine with literal actual angels but its just squid aliens pretending to be angels and a confusing convoluted explanation for them going planet to planet harvesting souls when that was never needed to explain doomguy killing demons. Like other anon said its just a big excuse to subvert biblical notion of angels vs demons for no real reason. And again theyre not real 'angel' theyre aliens so the demons by extension arent real demons just aliens lol

And yet you play Trannyternal. Ironic.

and? terry wads are still epic, sure.

Is it fun like Plutonia until then? I am really not feeling something to prove I am a fucking nerd just to return here and be told I did not truly beat the game because I was on the wrong sourceport and I was meant to pistol start on UV-MAX.

Marathon (the "lore" at least) is mainstream. MandaloreGaming made videos on it.
Rott is niche, yes.

theyre basically retarded which you can tell from the interviews when they sperg over the lore, they only know robocop and anime and infuse their limited knowledge base with doom so its just "cthulu and mechs are cool lol templars too" and steal everyhthing else from quake.

skill issue

The game was fine. I beat it on hard my first run, then nightmare then ultra nightmare. After that it was boring. It is just a shame they wasted their incredible arena map design on a singleplayer game instead of a peak skill PvP game where it could really shin you illiterate goon. With Quake I can play over and over and over and not get bored. A campaign is just a campaign and it is good for maybe 2 runs of fun max. The third run was just because I had sunk time into it and wanted to try the top difficulty.

Well yeah, the map design is perfect if you ignore all the sections that suck. Just like how your GF is loyal if you ignore all the other dudes she fucks, cuck.

Basically

nu-doom is Anon Babble culture.

Nice projection there buddy.

Like other anon said its just a big excuse to subvert biblical notion of angels vs demons for no real reason

The reason are lawsuits made by special interest groups.
This is the part where Painkiller beats NuDoom, Painkiller references religious themes freely while Doom is held back by the publishers.
Eternal was subjected to Standards and Practices.
youtube.com/watch?v=3G5EwTz-oS0

yes, even if you don't like slaughter I'd say the first half or so of sunlust is worth playing. the wad is popular for a reason (beyond the difficulty)

You mean the autoshotgun that quickly runs out of ammo and the ice bomb with a literal cooldown? Come on shill, you're gonna have to try harder than that.

not possible, now is with metal cap powerup.

Concussion accepted

Damn this is the best review I have seen so far, I guess the biggest flaws of the game are

Too many repetitive gimmicks to defeat enemies

too much parry to the point you aren't even shooting anymore just being in the defensive doing parry after party

Don't think Nips would know about Mandalore.

Confession denied.

OP why must you lie like this? Is so embarassing.

OpenCritic - 85 average - 96% recommended - 101 reviews

Youre right especially about Painkiller but just saying in Doom 16' either this lore wasnt decided on or it was left ambiguous enough to be consistent with older Doom games. I dont think they decided what Vega and S.Hayden were tied to yet or the origin of the demons and there was no 'dark lord' or space angels yet, it was somewhat left open still. But good point about Painkiller I need to go replay it.

Argumentum ad populum

He literally says is the review that this is the easiest doom game yet

Can you just turn off the parrying so that you can play a normal shooter?

Marathon (the "lore" at least) is mainstream.

Mainstream means millions of people anon, if anything only a small percentage of people know of Marathon if only because of Halo and only small minority played them and Citadel invokes the level design as well as some other games.

For example, Mother is a similar case where people heard of it and know the story but people who actually played the games are rare and even then Earthbound is possibly better known than Marathon.
Rott might be familiar to some people through Civvie and I am pretty sad that even the re-release did not see online play. I logged in near launch and no one was hosting and the game kicks ass.

criticised the sorry for being cringe and gay and confusing

That’s fair. I don’t think anyone besides redditors wanted a sci-fi bullshit for a story.

Criticised the difficulty for being too easy, but played ok ultra-violence instead of ultra-nightmare

What an absolute dumbcunt

Criticised the shield for the parry stand your ground gameplay instead of the high mobility gameplay which is ‘not doom’

Dishonest review. He’s not judging the game on its own merits, and also classic doom babies got filtered by eternal’s high mobility gameplay so this change is as to cater to them.

Criticised the guns for not all having the same level of utility

That’s fair, but what the retard fails to realise is this was the case in eternal too, where you could beat the game with the plasma rifle alone, and it’s also the case in the classic doom games where that same gun outclasses the test. The irony is though that eternal haters criticised eternal for trying to encourage them to regularly switch weapons by giving enemies different weakpoints, but this was too much for them to handle.

I’m at the 20:00 mark but his insights have been terrible so far.

You mean the autoshotgun that quickly runs out of ammo and the ice bomb with a literal cooldown?

HE DOESN'T KNOW

Mainstream means millions of people

Millions of people know what Marathon is. And no, you don't have to play a game to know it. You can even intimately know a game without having played it.

Mandalore needs to kill himself

You mean the autoshotgun that quickly runs out of ammo and the ice bomb with a literal cooldown?

The upgraded autoshotgun restores your ammo after every kill and the ice bomb cuts any enemy HP by half.
Unless it is possessed or buffed, there is little that combination cannot shred in seconds.
And that is just an example.

Why?

based

this

Marathon would be awesome if the gameplay didn't suck.

He will keep ruining your secret clubs while you seethe.

I'm only replying to people who replied to me

And again, more than one person is talking to you, and I never said that.

All thread you've just tried to claim the game is not hard, and not tedious

It IS tedious. Can't you read?

as if this is some magic bullet to stop you from looking like the cuphead journo.

No that's the false equivalence you keep pushing for some weird reason.

Millions of people know what Marathon is

Not really, I have attended to a few nerd cons and I was talking to some other nerds in line and stuff like Ultrakill was totally new to them. The Resident Evil cosplayers did hear of Doom if only because NuDoom but stuff like Dusk, Amid Evil, Trepang2, Selaco and Prodeus are unknown to them.
I doubt people who remember or want Marathon back make for more than 20k people reason why it is so fucking weird Bungie uses the IP for a dead on arrival GaaS game now.

That said, it sometimes better than the public at large does not know about your favorite game.