All games should include a petting command
All games should include a petting command
sharks are cool
yes
uhm actually sharkes are le wholesome chungs everyone liked that +100 they dindu nuffin
Ok woketard, I want to see you say that when they eat your wife's boyfriend
maybe dont be a retard and you wont die to a shark?
Am I fucked up for thinking one of those water doggos was going to bite the woman's hand off?
Act like a splashing retard, the one thing sharks look out for
get bit
No, you're just conditioned.
Seal flippers typed this post
I'm not a normie npc though
eat my wife's boyfriend
Uhhh, based??
woman
No reason to be ashamed. Nobody can resist being programmed like that.
clawing at the hands to make them work again
This seems a universal signal all animals use, weird
nurse sharks
don't let me suck on their nipples
???
Get rotated, idiot
digging is like the one thing they can do with their retarded paws
guess we doin shark racism now
vgh, the indomitable petting spirit...
Is there an animal that doesn't enjoy being petted?
Probably centipedes
Sea urchins?
or anything with an exoskeleton, lobsters shan't be receiving your affections
Small fish in a big pond typed this
pitbull
I want to see you say that when they eat your wife's boyfriend
Sounds like a problem that solves itself. Why am I supposed to hate sharks again?
butterflies and moths
HI DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT-
Woah, sharks are based?
enemies have a movement-based aggro system
Imagine if that bitch fell in and the water just turned red, lmao
fish looking at the cameraman to make sure he doesn't blow their cover
Sharks are no joke my wife got wounded by one on one of her trips to jamaica. She doesn't go there anymore on weekends she goes to Detroit now.
be literally the brightest thing in within 500 miles
still invisible
I finally understand Genome Soldier vision cones
Was it a bull shark?
sharks are so incredibly based that they will hunt down ntrfags and give the cucks a second chance to sort their life out
We should give all weak men a sharkbro bodyguard
I asked her what type it was she said "basking".
Fish are fucking stupid
Thoughtless animals incapable of affection or feeling.
They don't make noise
They dont use tools
They just swim in their own urine and feces
A housefly has more of a personality and individuality than a fish.
Your ignorance is not reality
bodied those freaks
Dumb hoe, you're not supposed to touch wildlife. You're not a Disney princess.
t. house fly
These two know exactly what they're doing lol
birds > fish
Shark love.
Did somebody say house fly?
What is their endgame
Reminds me of the Sopranos when Artie and Tony are throwing food at each other at the party.
Not some automated instinct, both of them are waiting for the other to throw shit before responding with their own shovelled dirt
huh, neat.
when they eat your wife's boyfriend
just don't swim like a seal retard
wrong
Just keeping up with the Joneses
It’s more the sharks are conditioned for food and keep coming up to be fed fish and the lizard is coldblooded while the hands are warm and it’s trying to nest by clawing them back underneath it
*blocks your path*
would
What a way to go
When two primitive men did that it was the first war. We need to keep an eye on the oceans anon.
I kill animals whenever I'm able to pet them
Heh...
Casuals...
she should go swim with them and see if they don't eat her alive
Now that's a GLOM if I've ever seen one.
open mouth on the surface of water in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
retard fish just jump in
out breeding your own extinction must be very common in the ocean
Imagine being able to cum in the air get a girl pregnant with 50 children. If it were that easy for humans we'd make China look like an OSHA training center.
be fish, have little to no brain
be whale, have absolute unit of a giga galaxy brain
The fish never stood a chance against his grand design
good thread
Delicate little crab
RULES OF NATURE
I'm ashamed to admit it, but my animal folder has very little aquatic content in it
Vegeta at the start of every arc
how does crab know wat strawberry is
Oblivion combat music start's
They just think they are getting a cleaning service as is common with them and other fish.
It's not about petting, it's about thinking they are being cleaned of parasites and other gunk.
Reminds me of that Super MonkeyBall 2 level. Good times.
Birds are good but there is some weird stuff in the fathomless depths.
kek
it's be so hot if she fell in and was swallowed alive by one of the sharks and we could see the outlline of her squirming body bulge agaisnt the bistended belly of the shark and hear her muffled mewing
contacting mothership
you just know
That fucking ass holy shit.
I like the way this lady's ass looks when she leans forwards.
Just two bros out in the town? I hope sea doggo isn't too far from water here
My dream is to have a lizard fren, a bird fren and a rat fren and go on adventures together...
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
That seal is dead.
dw anon it's just taken some holidays in seal heaven
no, you nurse shartks
what the utter fuck
that is nightmare fuel and I'm not even under it in the food chain
giwtwm
What the hell, first I thought it was just some plantmatter floating but then it started wiggling
chooses the only one with a human on it
Based beyond belief
that is nightmare fuel
You don't know what fear is
FUCK I forgot I also want a monke fren
sharks are le wholesome
uses a fucking chainmail suit to interact with them
kek
you don't got a lot of options when interacting with other things when you don't got hands
Tf are those
who is that little bastard that just swam up and poked it in the eye lol
Whales are so cool. The fact that almost every animal evolved to become smaller while some whales are the size of a bus amazes me.
Looks like a normal Anon Babble thread
Coconut crabs.
Deep sea is really godmade horrors beyond our comprehension.
Coconut crab
what a chad
Me at the chinese food buffet
kek
ESL
you're the ESL
you brown ESL
whiter than you
fucking ESL
pave your FOCKING MOUTH M8 I'M A GROWN MAN YOU SENT ME A MESSAGE FIRST YEH I LIVE IN SMETHWICK BIRMINGHAM IF YOU WANNA FOCKING BRAWL COME DOWN TO SMETHWICK ASK FOR DANNYG ILL COME OUT OF MAH HOUSE AND ILL BREAK YA FOCKING LEGS YA LIL BITCH YOU WILL SEE
YOU WILL FOCKING SEE
What the FUCK was his fucking problem?
hungy
Agreed.
Spiders were making underwater settlements before Bioshock
Why did he do it?
this dog looks almost like a cat
Foxes are basically dogs with cat brains.
That's actually what is commonly known as a Kitsune.
Fox piss smelly
umm you looked the nigger in the eye so of course he stabbed you, he dindu nuffin!
how much did you donate?
is that an unfathomable horror beyond my comprehension?
aaaaaah nooooo I am going insaaaaane
helps fren get out of the rain
CUTE
Sometimes making a stand is more important than living.
don't mind me, just bringing my own air supply so I can live underwater, no reason just thought it'd be cool
Spiders are the white people of the arachnid world
nice white girl built for cock and sex
Wrong place, wrong time.
uses a fucking chainmail suit to interact with them
The reason being is that shark scales are straight up razors, you'd shred your hand if you petted one barehanded.
seals hang out on beaches as a form of territory control
seal in that webm saw the man as a potential threat to the territory and told him to get out by taking his spot
This is the most horrifying cat video
What is that thing?
Why is there such a big gap between their intelligence even though they're the same species?
crab
venom parasite slowly making its way to the land
Humans are known to be able to solve complex math equations. But not all humans can do it.
That's a cool dinosaur you got there
This reply is so vastly retarded in it's strawman that I don't even want to give you the satisfaction of a proper argument, here's your (you)
losing the round in TF2
o hey look its ur mom at literally any party
ITT
She should get in the water and have sex with them
griefing in a sandbox game
Would you play it, Anon Babble?
fren
pumping up that GDP
Arachnid builds are more versatile
Human female
Pillbug simulator?
Anon Babble threads on Anon Babble are the best
kek
the shark was just bitting the cage for swimming like a retard
Cute.
what's so scary about a little nappy nap
What did he mean by this?
Boat has eelctric currents
cage is connected to boat
sharks sense electric currents from animals
shark bites cage thinking its food/curious to what it is, comparable to a toddler exploring the world around it
realises its not food
gives up after a few chomps
See me after class
The chain mail is covering his whole body. Its clearly meant to protect him against potential attacks.
won't the Lizard fren just eat Bird and Rat frens?
Play dead to avoid getting killed I guess
The mongoose are playing.
Mongoose and Hornbills work together in the wild.
mouthing
little bastard is just a sea dog
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Deadly Creatures on Wii
Putting all your points into agility
Did this dumb fuck forget he has wings?
demo sucked so no
RUSH B CYKA
underrated
Those look like oceanic whitetip sharks, they are dangerous as hell
I kill dogs.
Despite most animals being solitary and many not raising their young they all seem to like being caressed.
Do your work for the Israeli military?
What do you mean, work together?
tranimal threads are not video games
terminally online: the post
Yes, and?
Game for this feel?
tranimals
Shut up, truman
he's just like me fr fr
It's a crinoid.
en.wikipedia.org
themodernferret
is a weasel or a stoat
Why don't we just teach crows to make fire and cook their meat and see how they evolve from that?
They forage together and warn each other of predators.
I went to a stingray touchtank once and there was a small white bamboo shark in it. I was leaning over the pool of water with my hands out and the shark jumped out of the water and tried to bite my fingers. Luckily I pull away in time once I saw what was happening but it's insane any shark at all was in that tank
Australian Firehawks already do that
How can I become a shark?
maybe the other one just enjoys chirping in the rain
Go fuck yourself, dolphin
That's a ferret.
en.wikipedia.org
Ferrets have been domesticated before the rabbit or the turkey.
What are the squirrels of the sea?
Negative IQ play by the flying rat and the cat was not prepared
DAMN!!!!
just bee urself
I think rays and sharks are friends usually
context
Never stop swimming
lol. they feet too big
fuck me ? no fuck you !
like neighbours that despise each other
there is nothing wrong with interacting and domesticating anim-ACK
I wish this would happen to every thirdie that abuses animals like this
why the fuck did he do that
You need to not be fat
I thought that was a dog shitting into the water and the sharks were big globs of shit from the thumbnail.
Waited for the dude to get comfortable stepping on it before smacking him with its tail
lawl
He wanted to feel powerful.
hmmm I wonder what this STINGray does
Nerve gas?
Goddamn man, you need to get off online politics. Your brain is rotted.
this will look amazing on tiktAAAHHHHHH, I FAILED YOU, STEVE
Every girl that I met
lmao, gottem
I heard that looney toons scream.
that slow turn
poor bastard knew it was over without looking
How do you type with fins? Also, go touch sea weed.
you're a cringoid
lmao gottem
Heard the looney toons scream.
pet shark
*moo*
Why are they like this?
Bro, whalesharks?
Cats are assholes and we're deliberately dumbing them down, as a joke
that one was for steve
Steve was a made man and the stingray wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it.
It was among the Orcas. It was real dolphin shit. They even flipped him so the sharks couldn't have an open casket
animals are so cool bros I wish they were real
that one video with some family on a boat and father tries to catch baby shark with his bare hands and it just effortlessly rips off his thumb
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
seagulls : flying nigs
orcas : swimming nigs
got it
So how long are the fish alive swimming inside the whale before they're digested?
Is he ok?
So I heard you like mudkipz
NOT AGAIN
GO BACK
because they are underwater humans, they even have regional accents that foreign orca can't understand
CONGREGATION!!!!!!
:(
Orcas playing the knockout game
They look like they deal poison damage
sonic music intensifies
I want to see more animals being actually intelligent
He should have jumped at the cameraman not the cats, the is the one that did this to him and going to eat him.
reminder that orcas pass on knowledge and that the recent orca ship attacks started to happen because the knowledge that we would hunt them has gone thanks to hippies
we should instill that knowledge back into them by driving them back to near extinction
haha
It's too late bro you cant stop it
Stupid human. Alfonso obviously wants head scratches.
this is what evolutionists actually believe
Look at his stupid swarthy face in absolute agony. This is the look of a man who will learn nothing and think that the stingray was "mean"
Social economic factors
HEADSHOT
arent sharks, they're whales
NES tier animation, mother nature sure phoned this one in.
Magikarp used Tackle!
Magikarp's attack missed!
Got away safely!
They're black.
She doesn't go there anymore on weekends she goes to Detroit now.
Lol, speaking as a Detroiter she should have just stick with the sharks.
Anyone has that webm where some stupid monkey jumps from a tree branch for whatever reason, just splats on the road and slowly starts crawling forwards afterwards?
Seal
That's a sea lion.
sometimes I wonder if the sailors of old would have still driven these to near extinction if they had seen what happened underwater
you can do this in many games by smashing the direction instead of letting it pressed continuously/
You’re retarded.
I got vertigo looking at this
moths totally do
i look forward to seeing the big luna moths every summer
It's weird how you trannies love saying stupid shit then acting like other people are saying it so you can throw tantrums at things you said and claim other say.
Does petting really feel that good?
If a giant hand tried to touch me all over I'd be extremely scared it'd harm me accidentally.
That's a leopard seal, it absolutely could have crushed that man's head like a watermelon
Makes you sleepy.
It does when you lack the range of motion to scratch yourself.
It does yeah, most animals don't have PSTD from being molested by their uncles so it doesn't bother them.
I also like how this video shows how effortlessly Whites commune with nature. We seem to be God's chosen.
imagine a species of these without teeth that suctions onto men's pecs and nurses their milk
what was the plan here exactly?
Got trannyifed unironically
I guess
Maybe they think we're cleaning them, like these small birds picking on crocodiles' parasites
Whites being able to empathize with other creatures is their greatest strength and weakness.
Imagine.
sharks bite things to see what they are if they are curious, it's not necessarily wanting to kill you but being sharks they will fuck your shit up even by just doing that
like imagine if dogs were shit at restraining their strenght but also had teeth 10 times sharper and 20 times the jaw stenght
That seal fucked his wife right in front of him later by the way
whales can just swallow tons of salt water fine?
like imagine if dogs were shit at restraining their strenght but also had teeth 10 times sharper and 20 times the jaw stenght
that's just a shitbull
What the fuck
imagine if dogs were shit at restraining their strenght but also had teeth 10 times sharper and 20 times the jaw stenght
So pitbulls?
the water is pushed out of the mouth through the baleen plates, which keep the fish and other animals in the mouth
they have filters in their gargantuan mouth, they spit the water back mouth almost closed and the filters keep the fish in
God didn't create shitbulls
humans bred them into creation
the ray was probably was hoping it was accidental
dont have the webm
youtube.com
MY NAME
IS STEVE
It's simply how nerves work. Seriously go get someone to pet you, it feels good.
sometimes I wonder if the sailors of old would have still driven these to near extinction if they had seen what happened underwater
The japanese still do it just fine, don't they?
what are the black people?
I hate animalfags.
ugly fat bastard
"see if crab can break stick"
uses soft wood
wow, i for one am shocked a crab could damage a soft wood stick!
Tendie thread
Anon Babble poster pls go
Those are nurse sharks. They're basically harmless.
Troon out
vax status?
Leopard seal attacks have gone up in the last decade or so, they think that we’ve been around them long enough and that they’re familiar with us enough now to be recognizing people as potential prey.
If I rember they dont want to suck humans.