The boys have done it again

The boys have done it again
youtu.be/cTRDLAjpTSM

make the video 4:3

won't commit to making the video resolution no higher than 240p

won't commit to editing the audio to sound lower quality

lazy video

does anyone have the video of garret in black face doing a reverend x parody

Rocco's skin is sagging everywhere now

Shawn is now both a cuck AND bald

Derrick still can't act to save his life

So glad I stopped watching Mega64 after high school. I have my signed Version 1 DVD and that's it.

Watch their latest podcast for friendship ending simulator, it's actually brutal to sit through

a reminder that mega64 started off as somethingawful goons bullying people before they had troll's remorse

it sucks

woah

it's honestly impressive how mega64 barely gets any views in recent years, with the exception of the (excellent to be fair) "sweded" videos.
They've been in the business for 20 years now

everyone that made important waves on the internet was because of lowtax and yet everyone decided when he killed himself to just try to erase his legacy forever
the internet literally wouldn't be what it is today if it wasn't for lowtax

Watch their latest podcast for friendship ending simulator, it's actually brutal to sit through

what do you mean?

I honestly want to know how any of these guys can even afford to work there
I find it hard to believe they earn enough money to employ 7 people who can somehow pay all their bills monthly, AND they have money left over to fuck around at Disney all day, in Rocco's case.

I couldn't watch more than 5 minutes, all this over popcorn bucket...

They don't; which is why they started e-begging

keep saying it

all this over popcorn bucket...

it was about something else. he was already pissed off at rocco before they even started, he became passive aggressive over the sword, roccos toys and him being loud even before he began talking about buckets.

It's worth rewinding and watching the whole episode, I just cut to the peak awkward moment, but believe me there are signs leading up to it that it's going to get bad.

Oh God...

they only have 667k subscribers after all this time?

I wonder if he is pissed/jealous at Rocco since he is content with being a manchild all while being everyone's favourite while Derrick dreams of doing something proper.

Isn't Derrick from India

I remember a decade ago Derrick was talking on the podcast about his master plan to get them to 1M subs in record time. Like tears in the rain...

videos don't even break 100k

most of their subs are from 2009 inactive accounts it seems.

Stop watching old channels you don't even like anymore out of habit, and start watching good channels like the infinite review

havent watched regularly in 10 years

still the same old shit

its kind of stunning how nothing changes with them.

His heart hasn't really seemed in it since the rebrand. Probably just a matter of growing up and out of the whole Youtube thing and his channel never really getting the success it deserved.

I'm just surprised none of them trooned out.

holy shit, is that real? I wanna see it too

You're a gross incel if you are okay with the existence of Dead or Alive Extreme

their

GVMING but IRL

meme videos were great, they gave me a few lols and lmaos as a kid but yeah, time's a bitch

This, if you're going for a retro look then go all in

honestly I wish they become homeless and get some sick incurable disease and die a very painful death

Why haven't they retired from this yet? Who still watches them?

Delists over a dozen of his old videos out of shame despite them all being funny

He deserves nothing. Anyone who does this, no matter how creative, is a faggot.

The DBZ and Evangelion videos are still some of the best videos on youtube, in general

Patrician taste
That's nostalgia talking. His new stuff is objectively better.

someone needs to stop him

Remember a few years back when some slut tried to cancel Rocco? Shit was funny

why is he even there still?

He tried to move on but nothing took off and now he's back full time.

garrett is the only one laughing and having fun

Remember when they get really upset about racism now and freak out just because Garrett mentioned Anon Babble was hacked

youtu.be/RiKMjGwEWa4

youtube.com/watch?v=1443O8Cah0I

yes

there isn't a single youtube channel that hasn't done this.

LAY ON THE BED

oh wow it's OVER over
this is embarrassing

This has very "Super Best Friends at the end of the channel" vibes

This isn't nearly as bad as people are making it out to be. Rocco has an infinite desire for slop consumerism and Derrick doesn't want to spend his time talking about fucking Star Wars or Rocco collecting plastic bullshit for the millionth time.

still the most chill of the entire crew and aged the best

I aspire to be him

Derrick's right on this one

Unironically the best podcast in years for the sheer uncomfortable cringe I was able to get out of it.

To be fair Rocco's toy slop is fucking embarrassing at this point and downright insulting considering they're a struggling channel and he's main guy. He's at Disneyland every fucking day, flying to Japan, and buying so much worthless slop all the time. Also Star Wars is fucking dogshit and I'm tired of hearing about it. When they talked about the new movies years ago it was every week with that shit for trash fucking movies.

And isn't it because he used to use lots of real songs and YouTube clamped down on copyright?

The worst is when he crashes a natural conversation by cutting in with a fucking reddit story. Them browsing Reddit in general was insufferable, like holy fuck. They're always out of touch. They don't know shit about vidya honestly, they're all bad at games, and they don't really watch good films either. Good music taste sometimes though. Garrett best boy

Derrick wanted to be an actual actor and director but he failed and is stuck in Mega64 hell of doing nothing but podcasts for the same audience since they still haven't been able to get any new fans even after the whole "keep Mega64 alive"

This is probably one of those times when he becomes aware of his life choices, remembers he's around 40 years old and wants to end it

What exactly was the point of hiring Johnny the Jew dick sucking fan orbiter and Meg? Johnny sucks ass and is literally a jew so unlikeable on that basis, and Meg is a woman, enough said. Kevin probably doesn't need to be working there either.

why is he even there still?

why do you think.
its not like any of them except garrett have experience outside of content creation.
they literally have no choice unless they want to work entry level service jobs like 90% of youtubers would if their online careers never manifested.

I think Meg is cute.
And those bazongas

is consistently the best part of Mega64 always

How does he do it?

"dude your toys are literally everywhere around our studio and it's getting frustrating"

Literally how can he be wrong

How much plastic slop does one 40 year old man need?

She's just a fat bitch

it's becoming an real life version of on cinema

lmao. i still love them.

Don't forget he buys every bit of Apple slop they shit out

It's funny because best boy is a natural born handy man, incredibly creative, and is a certified master electrician. He will be fine no matter what.

Anyone got a link to the patreon video where Garrett helps Shawn fix the roof of his automatic V6 mustang convertible? Sounds like a kino video

he balances non-video game hobbies well with his love for vidya AND actually regularly plays and has a passion for specific series like resident evil and metal gear solid.

To be fair, the only reason he got the Apple VR was because he said he'd buy it if enough people paid for videos via cameo. Same thing for his last Japan trip. He funds a bunch of shit he wants to do via cameo.

That money should go directly into the business if he wants to keep his tug boat a floating. No channel = no fans = no paypigs

i haven't watched mega64 for like 10 years except for the christmas streams, but even those stopped being fun quite a while ago

holy fucking kino

watch the sweded videos

its very depressing.
you realise how fucking old they all look, that theyre all still in the same place doing the same shit and that theres a clear decline in motion.
also its sad watching a 40 year old guy with no children basedpog over plastic toys and pointless bullshit.

i have to imagine its on one of the dvds

No, in this one Rocco crawls on the ground and there are different people reacting to it then in the other videos.

I don't think anything will end as badly as SBF did..

no children

nagging grandma tier comment

weren't they reduced to literally begging for donations last year or did I imagine that
you figure that shoulda been a pretty big hint to fucking move on

What happened? Never watched that slop because one of them was insufferable to me, can't remember which one. Wasn't the black guy oddly enough, he was cool. He was one of those actual black nerds that knew his shit.

Derrick and Rocco seem to hate each other, that's my reading as a casual watcher of these guys

Yeah that actually happend but what do they do? I'll be honest my favorite content from them IS the live show stuff. I've consumed hundreds of hours of the podcast.

why would he agree to take this photo

Derrick resents all of them besides maybe Garrett, but that's because Garrett is one of those rare people that is just easily likeable

rocco is going to be a old man alone surrounded by star wars toys.
i just feel bad for him thats all.

It's le ironic obviously, but really it's sad because outside of him being ironic and hamming up a bit about his toyslop, he's actually spending a shit ton of money on useless shit. I don't get collectibles, never will. Trading cards you can play with, vidya you can play, movies you can enjoy, what do you do with figures? Look at them and then have them collect dust on a shelf all while making everyone else think you're a manchild?

From what I remember they just got sick and tired of each other to the point the ginger and white dude ended up fucking DESPISING one another so much they refuse to even acknowledge the other exists without utter contempt, especially the ginger

there are countless videos of them hanging out at the office or restaurants or walmart or disneyland or whatever, and derrick is not in a single one of them.

They were never *really* "Super Best Friends" but they all liked eachother and shared interests. Turning that into a business made them all slowly start to hate eachother over the years, especially as their tastes and politics started diverging as they aged. At the end the facade finally collapsed and they just started shitting on eachother relentlessly.

sounds like you're projecting

what do you do with figures

Because you can't play with literally toys???

what do you do with figures? Look at them and then have them collect dust on a shelf all while making everyone else think you're a manchild?

This was them literally two weeks ago, granted this was before last week's podcast bit.

Out of the thousands of things you can shit on johnny for, you pick the one thing that will allow him to automatically write off your comment as someone who is just antisemetic when he reads through this thread

my heckin best boy

Mega64 is embarrassing but their old fans that have come to despise them yet can't move on because they have nothing else in their life are more embarrassing. I just do not understand how anyone here can bash their lifestyles like they are at all above them.

I would have 10x the respect for someone having posters unframed and tacked to a wall then someone having plastic toys all over their home.

defending jews

Stopped reading right there

What gives women a bigger ick? Left or right?

if you can understand why someone would want mass produced posters on their walls you can understand why someone would want mass produced plastic dolls on their shelves

Right, at least left is more organized, women love organization and shit

I want you to shit on him, I just want you to shit on him in a way that will actually resonate with him

i actually unsubscribed from them recently after 15 or so years lol, watching the last podcast really put it into perspective for me that i needed to move on since it was bumming me the fuck out.
i agree with you it isnt healthy to follow people you're growing to dislike.

after a decade of slowly becoming irrelevant they find a unfilled niche that millions of people want to watch

they stop making these videos and instead go back to making video game parodies even though none of them give a shit about video games

I just do not understand how anyone here can bash their lifestyles like they are at all above them.

I feel sorry for them, but cmon they had many years to adapt and didnt do shit

both because beta males own both rooms

Garrett and Shawn are the only ones who consistently provide to the podcast. Shawn's never ending bad luck and Garrett's natural humor is all that keeps me watching

I don't get this either
When they panicked and had that emergency stream wouldn't you think they would just go to their page, sort by most viewed, and realize what actually brings in the viewers?

Literally just do more sweded game parodies, what are they waiting for

I wish we could mercy kill them. This is so pathetic.

I love those videos but I can only imagine how much work it goes into them

the gimmick with these videos is that they're made with every day cheap supplies, it just has the illusion of being expensive

it's like a perfect scheme for growth as well. make a sweded version of sopranos, bring in new fans from the sopranos community. make a sweded version of lord of the rings, bring in new fans from the lord of the rings community. etc etc

They wanted to stop because they keep being perfectionists about them, but also don't dig in and focus attention on them, which causes them to take forever. I think usually it takes them like 4+ months to do one, and one of them ended up being like 8 months. After (or during?) the begging stream, they said they were going to make more, but I don't think they've learned their lesson on how to expedite production on them.

Man I remember even back in the day I slowly realised Rocco wasn't the "funny cool main guy" he was instead an insufferable manchild, I remember i used to be subbed to Rocco's personal channel and it was all just stupid anime figure reviews in a poorly lit room with him pretending to be ironic and aloof about it in a fucking Chris-chan tier room of worthless junk and I just realised why do I watch this shit?? Unsubbed and never looked back

Eric was always cool though and more real than any of them, even back when I was younger and a bit dumber he dropped some wisdom nuggets that helped me in subtle ways

The right, the left is more likely to have kids

They don't need to adapt because of their hardcore followers like a lot of the people shitting on them in this thread. They are enabled by a permanent safety net of people who grew an attachment to them in their earlier years. These guys aren't big enough that their drama is widespread, so you can tell that a lot of the people that relentlessly bash them are also still regularly giving them their attention.

They are a product of their followers.

I said work, not expensive.

Eric is a fag

Do absolutely nothing to capitalize on their peak or any lighting in a bottle moments from over a decade ago

All of them have gone from insufferable fags to vocally insufferable fags

Rocco has aged like 20 years since the save mega64 stream, and all of them look miserable

All of their content is either their shitty podcast, weird crappy sketches, or new gaming skits that revolve around

They've made no noticeable changes to stop the ship from sinking since crying for money on stream months ago

I would feel bad if rocco changed literally any of his behaviors at any point or if they made any effort to do anything but coast for the last 15 years, the only thing they've ever leveraged is their bizarre connections to the random assortment of creators and companies they made over the years.

hi am i on the air

youtube.com/watch?v=9ulW4xtAhaU

come up with a great new series

have literally infinite material to do it

never do it again

these fags are so fucking retarded

that vid sucked glad they didnt do more of that

you're right, I'm glad we got more podcasts instead

left definitely already has kids and probably a really good high paying job, or is a nepobaby.
this
explain your reasoning

who here team Derrick? TOTAL MANCHILDREN DEATH!!!!!!

isn't rocco a sex offender or some shit how is he still part of the group?

both are toy collections that belong to a beta male.

explain how left is a toy collection and how it denotes ownership by a beta male though

He's retarded and poor and thus thinks that having anything at all that does not serve a direct utilitarian purpose = beta. It's his way of coping with his spartan podnigger apartment devoid of personality.

how are action figures toys though

I lost interest in the podcast the second it had all the garish neon shit on the walls and an obviously rented soulless studio space.

Classic podcast. SUMO beanbags everywhere

Eric controlling the cameras and calls

Rocco sperging about Power rangers or some shit

Shawn getting mad at too much anime talk

Derrick trolling everyone

Brian casually saying nigger and arguing about Smash bros tiers

Subtly roasting the autismo superfans calling in and stuttering out bullshit

uploaded on Cleanfreak's channel

No podcast was or ever will be this peak and comfy

They're toys that that serve only the purpose of escapism into power fantasies. They have no other purpose.
I wasn't even talking to you and you're seething.

I wouldn't be mean to my pal even if he was being an autistic loser. I'd make the point off-the-air that it's hard to comment on.

Without friendship, there is no point.

these guys suck. watch something actually funny instead

youtu.be/x_QmvZRS85U

y-you're seething

I'm not, but I was 100% correct about my estimations of you. GGs.

This was so good, but unironically their retarded fans hated it and didn't want any more of it

Stop defending yourself like an abused dog.

Man between this and that 'comment crossfire' or whatever segment they would've had inifinite material to work with and it was pretty funny

Cleanfreak

man, you took me back

left is a pussy drencher, right dries her up faster than a tampon.

i cant stand watching podcasts other than one, which is a secret, but man this is awkward.
i always assumed mega64 was too cool for this. maybe its all a bit. im gonna pretend its a bit

proving my point

no argument, ad hom

I accept your concession.

Calm down.

what?

Did mega64 fall off or did my sense of humor change

you were always cringe

wouldn't you think they would just go to their page, sort by most viewed, and realize what actually brings in the viewers?

someone at fandom did this last week and that is how they killed giantbomb

GB was already dead, a couple of faggots parading its corpse around like skinwalkers doesn't change that

what

left likely belongs to a married man in his 50s with a high income, the right is just a manchild

They're both bad, but Rocco is far worse

every sentence is either about himself or his opinion

won't shut up about his childrens' media

absolute consoomer for everything apple

eyes always on the chat and ready to retaliate at anything he dislikes

uses an immature mocking voice instead of just talking shit like a normal man

fat fuck

people may think it's a bit

"bro, you're being parasocial!!11"

It's obvious derrick and rocco hate each other, even shawn has to point out it's awkward. Grim

That sort of collecting is straight up Chris Chan behavior

I've followed them since the beginning. There's so many dominos in this story that it's hard to put simply, but I'll just try to cover key moments in it's death throes.

Matt (punisher beanie one), the most susceptible of the group ties the knot with a succubus who wants him to be her fat little manbaby cuck and only hers. She hates, hates, HATES SBFP and the others and wants it to die in the most gruesome way possible and constantly stirs shit up on social media. Matt starts to morph into her ideal and actual fights break out in videos unedited. This culminates into the final game video posted, a pantyshot fighter. Yes, really, in which a collective mental breakdown happens where they start screaming and pointing fingers at each other wondering who's killing the channel. This was dropped the week Smash Ultimate came out btw. It's theorized that Ult was recorded and a shitstorm broke out in it too a la the pantyshot fighter. The very last thing on the channel is a horrifically awkward breakup video in which they're separately recorded and don't explain what the fuck happened.

Left is literally just my grandpa's mancave or w/e but rocco is a fag

why is he even there still?

It's all he has, he clearly doesn't enjoy being there even if he is "playing a character". That recent throwback pod in the mansion set was the most entertaining any of those guys have been in a very long time. Garrett is always cool though.

I don't mind rocco being that way because it's how he's always been, anything else would be weird. I just wish the other fellas would cut him off sooner or at least take over the conversation and make it funny. They just seem so tired of his shit that they can't even tell him to shut the fuck up anymore, they just have to let him go on and on.

wow thanks for the false information anon

it is a bit. people need to stop being dumb faggots.
they've been shitting on each other for 20+ years.
i guess it makes sense though, zoomers and normies today have no idea how banter among friends work anymore. everyone today has too much of a fragile mind

I only bother with the Christmas streams

Hi, Matt. Fart gas.

I knew someone like this. What you don't see is their storage unit. For every room overflowing with plastic trash they're renting another room in a storage facility to hold boxes of even more plastic trash. It's hoarding, pretty much.

I also know someone like this but I don't call him out on it because he occasionally picks me up some shit for free.

same.
i have a friend who pretty much goes to every major comic convention a year.
if i see something cool there i can just be like "hey dude, can you pick this up for me?" and 9 times out of 10, he does AND doesnt ask me for money in return to pay the difference. even some of the expensive shit hes like that too. i never take advantage of his kindness though.

i know he generally has a hard time making new friends but ive been friends with him for like 20+ years since high school so i think thats why he does me solids like that.

I had some gunpla figures I built as a teenager I still have, though they're boxed away somewhere, and aside from that the only stuff like this I have sitting out on display are some hollow knight dolls my girlfriend knit for me
I don't get how people can live in a room with all this consoomer junk in it

lowtax was patient zero for irony poisoning. he was never going to come out of that alive.

In 2006, Kyanka accepted Uwe Boll's challenge to a boxing match, which Boll had issued to all his online critics. The match took place on September 23 in Vancouver; Boll knocked Kyanka out in less than two minutes

Jonathan was okay. I'm just glad that channel's still up, at least for now.

Apparently Seanbaby wanted to fight him and he agreed until he actually met the man in person.

Where's the jokes?

anyone watched that stream Rocco did with an anime girl?

"HELLO?!"

I soured on him when somebody posted of him flipping the fuck out because somebody made a joke about Trump that wasn't negative.

They, like most fagtubers, turned into total cucks after 2012 and 2016
It reminded me of one time when I was a teenager in walmart shopping with my gf at the time though. I don't even really remember what we were looking at, clothes I think, but I do remember the two gayest sounding motherfuckers walked straight at us
They were both beanpole thin and 6 feet tall, one was black and the other was white. The negro was bald while the white guy just had simple slicked back hair, and they both spoke had that gay strut, you know the one. But that wasn't what got me
It wasn't even the handholding that got me
What got me was the fact they were both wearing matching, like identical outfits. Leather cowboy boots, expensive levi blue jeans, white dress shirts, bola ties with heart shaped pendants, and matching lapel pins and those decorated fake cowboy belts with injun patterns weaved on them. I tried so fucking hard not to laugh and I remember my gf just looking at me with the most mortified look on her face mouthing

don't you fucking dare laugh you chode

I tried SO hard dude, but then the black one opened his mouth and had the FAGGIEST lisp ever. he had a higher tone than my gf did and I couldn't help it, I just burst out laughing
she was pissed at me all week after that

It's the Nerd Crew played straight complete with a Rich Evan's like laughter.

It is harder to watch now, not only because it is truly the same skit but they force the scenario.

They really should had end the whole thing before 2009.
Now I don't know to call this skit good but it was the most memorable:
youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs

your anecdote wasn't funny enough to warrant the amount of text you wasted writing it

THOSE BITCHES TRIED TO TRICK ME
SUCKING COCK FOR A LIVING

D I G
A
G R A V E
F O R
Y O U R
D I C K ! ! !

I cannot find the original but Lowtax parades himself like a spaz and runs laps around Uwe Boll before he is forced to actually fight.
youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo
He also promised Lowtax that he would be given some training before the fight, he was not given advise or a prepup as it was stated.
Uwe Boll is a dishonest cunt and also he is also friends with this super greasy porn producer.
Anon Babble has more details but one porno Uwe's acquaintance did involve driving the BF of some whore into the set just in time to watch her get defiled by several men at which point the guy left heartbroken and the woman in question could not even chase after him as she was tied up naked and covered in cum.

Reminder that ultimately Ebaums won the fight.

rocco keeps trying to talk about politics

brah r u deadass?

your anecdote was hilarious and absolutely warranted the amount of text you used writing it