True!

That's what my mancave used to look like before my girlfriend's son moved in with us and I had to move everything to the garage.

Where's the putting mat?

Maybe you should go to the kitchen and make a sandwich for me then since you're so good at house shit

lent

lol nah this ain't a third world country, it won't kill you just touching it over here and I can have my phone connected

prett much mine but half the size and no bench. but i do have a 24hr gym that I go to at 1 am when it's completely empty
also for the budget. an air mattress is pretty nice. Throw a tempur-pedic topper on that bitch.

TV is optional nowadays. Needs something like a punching bag or a ball. A stress reliever of some sort.

i bought a tv in case i needed to entertain guests but it's never happened

that reminds me I wish I had a japanese futon and then I could use that whole half of my room for VR also

ps5

Peak male living experience is killing game and fucking women pregnant. You just posted a prison.

the plant died 2 months ago

No. That's my bread. I paid for it. Go buy your own damn bread.

I live like this, goddamn life is good.

You cant be a true man without marrying that woman. Who cares about making women pregnant if youre going to be a deadbeat dad. The world needs less of you.

what kind of plant

Cactus. Minimal water and nothing else.

own 3bed 2baf with finished basement

spend 90% of my time in one room playing vidya

I need to start playing the drums or something, otherwise I will literally never use 90% of this space

I don't get it. What's is supposed to be wrong with this room? It has everything, right?

Nigger if I'm killing and bringing home game then I'm doing my fucking job as a man, a ring and a priest's blessing isn't gonna do a fucking difference smoothbrain.

like this?

This fake alpha thing is so cringe.

I'm a real sigma (one step above alphas) because I goon all day and larp as a smug neet

looks miserable
men should have an acre of land, not a cardboard box

girlfriend's son

I had to move everything to the garage.

Cuckius Maximus

It cost like 40 bux a week to get a cleaner in.

When you grow up and fall in love with a real woman, you'll understand buddy

sleeping on the floor is so fucking uncomfortable. get a bedframe if you aren't a drug addict

we're supposed to be impressed by empty space?

I have lived without a microwave, toaster or TV for 8 years

No, it's peak.
Lose weight.

And i’m sure she totally loves you right back

get a san pedro cactus and you can make DMT with it

Nah, peak would be having a couch where the bed is that's good to sleep on.

Or you can read Gravity's Rainbow and have a comparably transcendent experience to DMT.

TV is better for watching stuff on. Put it at the foot of your bed. Way better than sitting in the same spot you're in for PC usage. gotta move around

I have far too many comics, books, movies, games ect to get rid of any of my shelves. Big empty room with the bare bones essentials is appealing but that requires not owning stuff to beign with.

my girlfriend's son

I had to move everything to the garage.

you could do both, really

Cactits.

kek, let me guess her and her son get to scatter their hobbys and junk all over your house though??

do all you guys have some fucked up home situations with no boundaries or something why does everyone parrot this kinda stuff

enjoy your herniated disc

If you hire a young latina maid you can pay her 60 a week instead and you get a daily blowjob as well.

all of japan is wrong and unhealthy because sleeping on floor

ok

the nation is dying anon what more do you want

honestly soft mattresses hurt my back, so i'm with you
it's much nicer on my back to have a firm sleeping surface

correct

air matress meme

ancient japslop

Get a cot niggers

Source

Based on experience, I would 100% kill myself without a cage.

are PS5s really that hueg?

Replace the TV and console for a nice projector and sound system and then it'll be a proper living experience