PCs are tinkerslop while consoles just work

PCs are tinkerslop while consoles just work

maybe for poor people

I'm still buying switch 2.

Tinkerslop capable of more than your "high end" console. It's OK if you don't get it, know that millions of others do "get it"

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Games I'm interested in don't get released on consoles

Consoles have no games though

PC gaming is just soulless
I dont know how else to put it

Look, I'm a PC gamer, and just because I'm a gay retarded virgin with a small penis doesn't mean you can just insult my product of choice like that

I also like console and struggle with words

works on my machine

epic skillz there, TrollMaster

I need everything dumbed down and dont want any control

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consoles just work

had a plethora of issues in the ps2 and couldnt do shit about it besides restarting the damn thing
kys

I NEEEEED everything to be a broken mess so I can feel epic when I fix it

stupid ass nigger

mods let you redesign the entire game, and you'll never experience it.

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mods will fix it

she thinks mods are for bugfixing

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Fair enough, Pc gaming comes with some tinkering. That might seem like a hassle to the inexperienced but once you git gud at it it's a fast process. which, in the end, leaves you with more options than you can dream off.
Also, some of the best gaming experiences I had have been from extensively modded games, which consoles simply have no access too.
And for anything FPS, strategy etc mouse and kb controls are still the best. Getting a controller to work on a PC is basically plug and play thanks to Steam so there's no loss there. PC is simply for the hobbyists that enjoy maximizing their gaming gains. Consoles are for casuals who get to play a few hours over the weekend when they don't have to sit next to their wife doomscrolling and watching netflix slop.

Yeah, but after the tinkering I have something that works for the next 8 years, I don't think the afternoon I used to put it togheter is so vexing on my overall free time.

Mention mods

Console players suddenly go fucking ape shit

Every single time

I tinkle from my dinkle

build PC

it just werks

What now faggot?

I'm used to tinkering things for my hobbies for the best experience possible. I've gotten a pretty good problem solving mentality too. I use all sorts of niche technologies and the price of that is sometimes just DIY everything. Those who want the absolute best are willing to put up with jumping through hoops sometimes. I'm one of them.

consoles just work

20 years ago sure. Nowadays there's no difference.

I enjoy tinkerslop
If a console gets a cfw hack I dust it off and install NES roms and then put it back on the shelf

bro thinks Steam is hard to operate

PC assembly cost, what, a hundred bux extra? No fumbling required, and if something breaks it's the company's fault.

If you're too much of a neanderthal to put a PC together just get a console.

the white man was born to tinker; brown people want instant gratification and easy solutions.

it's simply risk mitigation. "Building" a PC is a joke, you can literally fuck up Lego more.

subhuman mentality

Local American discovers that there is no need to "succeed" at the marshmallow test if you just keep signing up for more marshmallow tests

All official controllers start drifting within months

Third party controllers that are objectively better don't work for "reasons"

Have to buy some weird fucking usb stick thing to middleman third party controllers and console

Consoles are fucking dog shit

Yeah, except you have to put 4 times the money to get the same performance.

PC just works if youre not a drooling retard

Keep in mind that the majority of PC gamers are porn addicts, porn modders and trannies that base their life around making AI porn and talking to discord kittens. Hence the need for a PC. Males play on consoles and buy games physically.

Tinker slop

Wait until you faggot learn about open source software and not just whatever the slop they shove in you...

Consoles are the gaming equivalent of public transportation.

I play on PC and I don't do any of that tranny shit though

Like what? PS2s only real hardware failure was its laser, and on the software side of things, it literally just works. PCs of the time were much worse to deal with.
I agree. I don't have time or energy after work to troubleshoot issues. It took me 2 years to figure out why my 4090 crashed when I shut off my monitors. I'm done with PC gaming. I'll only use it for games that aren't on console, which aren't that many since I'm not interested in indieslop.

And consoles can only let you run software approved by the manufacturer
PCs let you do anything you want

Why do consolefags think it's black magic
It's like running a program on your computer except it's a video game

dumb frogposter is dumb

whoa

software side of things, it literally just works

HAHAHA you kidding me?
i could only play killzone 1 at a decent framerate on an emulator years later. usually anything not super triple A like god of war would give me lots and lots of problems, games would perform like shit, freeze, crash, wouldn't load, etc... and there was nothing i could do about it

PS2s only real hardware failure

the controller

having dust crawl out of the insides when opening the disc tray jumpscare

TRVKE
this is how all pclards look like
fat redditor basedbeards with greasy hair and non existent hygiene that no woman would ever want
only third world shitholes have to tinker with their shit because they are just too poor to afford a premium device that doesn't require you wasting time while using it
most pccùcks also cope by saying that they can do more non-gaming related things on their cuckbox but the reality is that for 99% of people a laptop would be just enough to do all those extra tasks, so they can just purchase a console to play video games

afford a premium device

my project pc is looking up to be $8k and will look better and shit on your whole ps5 game library (1 game)

(You)

afford a premium device

my project pc is looking up to be $8k and will look better and shit on your whole ps5 game library (1 game)

the cope is strong with this one

youtube demonetizes profanity

suddenly the entire brown internet is calling everything slop

Switch 2 release date is getting closer

anti PC threads suddenly spike

This is getting absurd, and the worst thing is that it probably is just a Discord/many Discords who would die for nintendo instead of shills

Nobody compares the same performance (720p15).

quite the opposite really
on pc you press start and it runs

Did you know you can watch netflix on a ps5