Slay the Princess

New art book cover.

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I want to marry Tabitha!

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New

It's already one week old!

I want to ride the Camel Princess!

Redpill me on this game.

You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

Bros, it's over... I think we're dying...

Thoughts on priestess princess?

MIssed pic.

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She is too pure for this cruel world.

She's cute. I love priestesses.

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You're on a path in the woods

At the end of that path is a cabin

In the basement of that cabin... is a prince

You are here to slay him

Does she have a corruption route?

ok this has gone too far

soon the narrator's dream will be a reality. we must forget about her and not power the machine

StP but gay.

The Narrator's world doesn't work. With an immortal, ever-growing population, resources would run out pretty quickly. How will people expand without resources?

Based AIchad

they dont. just recycle alot

What are you talking about? If the population is immortal, it's going to grow at an insane rate. Those people have to live somewhere, people have to expand.

and expand and expand. wait a minute.. narrator do you like big things?

Nice

He wants a world without change. Nobody will die, but nobody will be born either. The population will stay constant.

When you think about it, the narrator stands in direct opposition to finite existence
Both existences finite in time and finite in area
So likely he would have given you enough “change” to create new life from old ideas, but not death. Like how smitten could run off and start doing his own thing
The New world would generally be more spiritual then physical
Smitten was born, lived and loved
There’s a bit of change

The devs are doing Tabitha comics now.

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yeah but it would probably mold itself to the old world somehow, with nature or something

These threads are all swooning over the princess

By being the embodiment of narrator's wish

Yep, another narratorGOD victory

And who is the catalyst for smitten's birth, remind me?
Small hint - She's in the cabin and a hod of change.

tfw no hod gf

Contrarian is born with no princess interactions
TLQ can make people, and can do so infinitely

Me and the sad bitch I picked up by being an eldritch horror

Stella hitting the gwiddy?

What spells does she know?

Basic healing spells at the very least.

I want to put sunscreen on the Princess' back.

I want to go to the state fair with Tabitha!

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What kinda corruption?

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HOLY FUCK

Buying indulgences

I want to lose to her...

She looks like she fucks birds.

Just imagine Smitten's reaction to this Princess. The devs should have added at least one route with a slightly naughty Princess. It's a big missed opportunity.

may 2025

still no princess wife

just let it end already

The devs should have added at least one route with a slightly naughty Princess.

I mean, like half the variants are pretty naughty. Hell, Spectre outright wants to be inside you.

Tower is the designated safe-horny Princess. The actual sexist Princess is, of course, Razor, but Tower provides a suitable avenue for simps to awooga and booba at.

How did they get away with full penetration...

BBC

Princessbros...

ALL Princesses are the designated safe-horny Princess. Hell, just look at Witch. Tsundere catgirl. Come the fuck on.

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I have been writing a StP fan campaign/expansion for Arkham Horror (a coop card game), although I imagine the overlap between the two playerbases has to be pretty small.

ryan gosling long quiet when

Hey, devs, where's my anthro princess?

There's an official balatro card set for StP, so the overlap is probably more substantial than you'd initially think. Game's got legs.

Based modmaker

what would a wolf princess route be like?

So I bought this game, played it a bit, and got two endings.
Fucking around with British lads and getting murdered by the Princess was fun, but all the metafictional-type stuff (including the actual endings) just did exactly nothing for me.

Do you people just post cute / "scary" / lewd Princess art?

metafictional-type stuff

HOLY retard

We used to have actual discussion but it's since been done to death so the only people left are people posting Princess art

currently considering making a cute little set of minigames for each of the princesses

any ideas? currently thinking of some sort of cooking mama type minigame for damsel + some red light green light bird backstabbing game for witch

but all the metafictional-type stuff (including the actual endings)

How much have you played the game?

Making them how? Video games or board games?

Deus vult. It is His will that more of these holy+corrupted creations.

little video game side-project

currently considering making a cute little set of minigames for each of the princesses

I KNEEL

any ideas?

Spectre: Ghost Hunt.

Would it be Specter doing the hunting or is it a more elaborate hide & seek + tag with her?

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Rythem game for razor
She can move

She seems like the exact opposite of safe

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tfw you will never play hide and seek with cute ghost wife

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I think the fact that you murdered spectre makes it unsafe horny

That's the best part: just gotta wait. Death comes to us all, and so too will the promised ghost wife.
I will choose to believe this in spite of anything to the contrary.

LMAO great stuff, anon.

heh

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KINO

Nice to hear from you again, and nice work

Can someone tell or point me towards where it's explained why the creators hated using Renpy?

No

Are you the type of guy who wants a woman taller then himself or are you a tall man with a genetic predisposition toward tall mates?

They said it on the last StP stream. Check their Twitch.

a hot cup of cock

jej

No

i'm 5'9", you do the math

Yes, and in sexual, romantic and religious ways
If I had a female clone of myself I wouldn’t give myself any time to sleep (nor would I me, I am comfortable being on either side of that relationship (not in a gay way I’m just a universal exception ( for myself)))

Pad was romantic and all, but not nearly as captivating as I myself would be

I don't remember the last one. Where did you find it?

Just eat the other immortal people and recycle them as part of yourself.

but regardless of heights Needle is a well-marbled steak of a woman in general

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comm'd it myself, as shown by the DM in the middle (and the video description)

comm'd it myself

I KNEEL

That last one

Hey, I don't recognise that one, where'd you get it from?

Oh. Nevermind then

Anon... Look up...

Gamers don’t look up

recycle them as part of yourself

Everyone is immortal. You can't do that.

Slay the Princess, I demand.
I must reiterate the command.
Slay the Princess, I say.
Hurry, hurry, we don't have all day.

Simply evolve into a new form of being that can amalgamate

evolve

You can't do that without the concept of change. No Shifty = no evolution.

Shut your beak. I'll decide what to do with her myself.

Newpoet, you need to work on the meter, even if it makes the diologue less naturalistic
Even just putting in filler words or mumbo jumbo would be better then this

Would you slay her when she's tall?
Would you slay her as a doll?
Would you slay her wrapped in chains?
Would you slay her as a force of change?
Would you slay her as a knife?
Oh, would you slay your one true wife?

jam status?

Bravo

i really fucking love scarlet hollow and want it to be done already. I don't want to go back and scene collect just yet before finishing the main story first.

He's spiritually with us...

When are Black Tabby going to stop messing around and add the Razor/Stranger --> Clown chapter in for the April Fools update? Getting nervous that they forgot entirely, ha ha

Ha ha yeah... They probably just forgot..

and then make the stripper and cougar updates

No news
He posted a set of images about a gymnast in his oc thing so he is still alive and drawing
30% odds of him finishing the big one by then day’s end, but we can be sure he’s working

You very clearly can
In MAD we get faster, and most of the voices can empower you in some way
I think there are supposed to be infinite possible voices in canon, meaning limitless growth is possible

he is still alive and drawing

That's good to hear.

In MAD

?

Have there been any full route fanfics?

just wanted (You) to be free

Our Goddess is an awesome Goddess.

Mutually Assured Destruction, one of Razor's chapter 3s