Oh yeah…THAT happened…

that would be antisemitic

America is the land of corpos. Planned obscelence and cheaply produced products is how they maintain their ridiculous profits.

did anyone ever upload printable plans to fold your own cardboard? probably could have easily stolen millions of dollars from nintendo if anyone ever did.

i was too busy being a degenerate piece of shit when this came out to follow video game stuff or post on Anon Babble at all, what the fuck even is it?

Because that house made of sticks and cardboard costs 1.5m. An 800sqft brick shack costs a mimimum of 3m.

I don't know. Why can't Ricca just stop being dumb?

Stop being antisemetic goy
Bricks are for mansions only. Not your peasant shacks

LOL AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS

MUTT'S LAW MUTT MUTT MUTT GOLEM AMERIGOLEM AMERIMUTT

This is every Euroach on Anon Babble without fail. They can't get through a single thread without crying about America.

Goyim should be forced to sleep outside like dogs.

TOFU DREG TOFU DREG TOFU DREG SHUT UP CHINK UYGHUR GENOCIDE WINNIE POOH TIBET INDEPENDENCE GUY STANDING IN FRONT OF TANKS

some craft toys for small children to spend time with their family
obviously, the mere idea of that is incompatible with Anon Babbletards

I think this is why CoD added that cardboard skin

good modern parents don't turn their children into tendies

remember when nintendo sold their customers cardboard

but what about the america

the contractors and sub-contractors building the houses try to embezzle as much of the money as possible, so of course you get the cheapest shit and it will be built by whatever mexicans they picked up that morning

remember when nintendo charged 100 dollars for a simple function on your smartphone?

check thread

it's just a bunch of tendies going "AMERICA SNOY AMERICA SNOY LOL CULTURE!"

We already forgot about the $90 cardboard and that was the purpose of the thread.

It's sad that your whole life is defined by an overpriced apple product

On the bright side, there will be a day in the not-to-distant future where all this yuropoor and thirdie seething will stop overnight. We already saw a MASSIVE reduction in saars posting the moment India started getting those explosive suppositories dropped on them.

america sucks (fact)

Waaah you cant point it out

parents should really listen to losers on Anon Babble more often

Americans were building their homes out of wood even way before their country became like this. That alone doesn't explain it.

Making bricks is not expensive, either.

that actually has more value than the switch 2

I have live in both and the cardboard ones are awesome for remodeling, if you have a leak just punch the wall and fix it, reapply cardboard and it looks the same as it was. With bricks is a pain the ass to do anything and very expensive. Still a fucking tornado/earthquake is gonna tear apart both so cost efficient too, oh and the cardboard is very easy to isolate.

It's just framing retards. It would take a day at most to rebuild that.

Just ignore them, they're gonna bake alive when global warming hits. These niggas don't even have AC units.

this is a thread about nintendo you fucking retard
who the fuck was talking about america?

Games are $80 now so the 10 bucks for cardboard sounds about right and reasonable

and you have to rebuild your shitty house after a mild wind comes
a proper house will outlive many generations of people

LMAO

what if a brick fell on your head huh?
at least if its cardboard you'd survive
never thought of that did ya?

their owners (jews) don't allow them

Doesnt matter fag, americans deserve to be ridiculed

trying to "dunk" on a group of people who literally forget you exist for the vast majority of their lives

Nintendo me Labo el nabo con esa puta mierda de carton

AMERICUNS

meanwhile everywhere else

It's cheap
From the beginning houses in the US were built to sell, not to live in

imagine being this cucked

if the paystation had games you could pay you wouldnt be here complaining about a lack of games to pay on the paystation lmao

imagine being this cucked

T. Circumcised mutt

you probably forget a lot of things

that video was filmed in china fyi

Americans need disposable houses so they can quickly move when their suburb gets too niggified.

Mortagage
Americans build their house fast and cheap so they can get loans and move.

its fast, therefore you dont have to pay a big wage to your builders to work on it, compared to all the intricacies of cement and bricks, and also everything inbetween. Also easy to rebuild if disaster strikes.
The houses are also cheaper to buy as a result, which is especially important during the jewed up housing price era we live in

Wtf is this ESL ass thread?

it's actually a square screen in a circular body

what kind of retard designed this? they can't afford a round screen?

i am already a parent :^)

ESL board.

Seething Amerikikes ITT

Both Euros and Americans are actually quite clueless. They make fun of our "suicide showers" when, in reality, they are entirely harmless.

They think having badly maintained boilers inside each and every house is somehow safer.

sony sells paperweights for 500+

you don't have to

Kkkkkkk

It was made to get rid of whatever 3DS screens remained and make an extra buck as a result

I wonder if you could use them as repair kits...

I will not take a tingly shower

They literally do you are falling for a penis inspection day level meme

Here's a real "that happened" thing : Nintendo pretty much released a dumb down 3D game engine for the Switch
Dream is still better though, and fuck Sony for abandoning it and not releasing the completed PC version

Quick to build so less house shortages than yuropoors

Suicide shower

What in the actual fuck does that even mean

integrating diy building in video games was a bad thing

they were going for people who liked those shitty life hack videos, mostly children. you still didnt buy it anyway so why stay hung up on it?

90 dollar craft toys kek

Game making games will never not be cringe.

tgeir entire society is basically suffering from the consequences of a nationwide ponzi scheme of endless expansion that started shortly after world war 2, same reason why they have shitty mega freeways that are always full but no trains

hurr no trains

Your country is smaller than the state of Michigan

Seriously though, can you actually make something with that? I know Dream was actually pretty good for short demos/proof of concept but I have no idea how this was

showering in brazil is like playing russian roulette

Wasn't that just for pre-cut templates? I never paid much attention to it.

Why would they? Nintendo uploaded all templates themselves.
nintendo.co.jp/labo/parts/

Just once I’d like to read whatever piss-stained history books you third worlders get your information from. Like, the shit you come up with about America would be hilariously entertaining if it weren’t so terrifying that this is the kind of shit you genuinely believe.

For an American knowing something about a different country is a huge deal. So to him you knowing that the US exists even though you don't live there must mean that you are very obsessed.

You can't get zapped by the water in an electrical shower. If the wires are not grounded, at most you get very little current by touching the registers. It's harmless and immediatelly tells you something is wrong, without causing an accident.

Outside of North America and Europe, most people use electrical showers. That's because homes won't have central heating systems, which aren't necessary. The wires are exposed and look like this, which makes tourists feels very anxious about it.

they bathe with ungrounded wires attached to the showerhead in brazil. everyone always says its safe because the dead dont speak

why

american

I'd like to read

look like this

I was going to post this picture but it was duplicate.

snoys

not everyone making fun of manchildren cardboard toys are your rent-free boogiemen

Embarrassing.

Captcha: NTR8T

American "houses"

They are called Residential Skyscrapers and 70% of American citizens live in skyscrapers, where everything was reachable either walking or with a bicycle.
Suburbs are very boring, isolating, you need to drive everywhere which is dangerous. Terrible places to be.

I had penis inspection day at my school in northen europe. The hot school nurse asked if I could pull back my foreskin and some other stuff I don't remember.

Is says more about the people who bought that shit than it does Nintendo.

Nintendo-sama forgive me, I should have bought more cardboard, urgh.

This really needs a camera pan to a woman getting absolutely plowed in the other room

(You)

I still think this is just a meme and movie trope
I refuse to believe a country that rich builds houses out of fucking reinforced cardboard and planks

Haha yeah, who would be stupid enough to pay money for fucking cardboard?

michiganGODS are the biggest chads on the face of the Earth

t.

h-hot

Angloids like to pretend they have high IQ but fail to understand how electricity works.

lmao, I remember jizzing all over the nurses face during PID. Was pretty embarrassed tho.

Garage's angle was more about getting kids into the ins and outs of how a game could be made, and I think it's pretty respectable that a first party developer is at least thinking about getting younger generations into making things.

That clip is from china. Most american houses are made of wood, gypsum/drywall, and tyvek built on a concrete slab.
The houses you see get sucked up in windstorms are most often built before 1970 when American housing standards started to take off. The cheap cost of materials meant that young adults could buy houses rather than banking on inheriting a home from their parents which means multiple homes in "the family" which means further generational wealth (provided your parents dont piss all their money away on some gay corvette project and endless cruises with maxed out credit cards and second mortgages)

its fast

But it's a house. It's something you build once and then live several decades there and then pass on to your children.
Why does it need to be fast?

Euros have no concept of altering the temperature inside of your house. I was stunned to find out people were dying in their homes from fuckin hundred degree heat.....europeans were seriously scrambling to nigger rig paint buckets, window fans, and bags of ice to keep cool.

wood, gypsum/drywall

So planks and reinforced cardboard

I don't think a lot of people in Europe know that Americans could literally mail order a house from Sears catalogue and then build it themselves, and a great many of them did. Doing all your own DIY and electric was something the average man knew how to do up until around the 1970s kids.

Call it what you like, its easy to modify, easy to fix, and cheap enough that people can buy them, rather than wait for "me naan to bugger off"

they put the plans up for the cardboard parts on their website for free...
Yeah it's $30 special Nintendo cardboard but you can easily buy the games second hand and build the extras with spare cardboard for free.

Isn't Construct already doing that on PC?

there are people ITT who think buying cardboard when other people didn't is an epic own

Construct and Scratch have done a millionfold the heavy lifting of "paid substandard gamemaker" from nintendo

Fucking shame Construct now cannot work anymore as a standalone thing, you have to pay a licence and (I think?) use it on the cloud, it was actually a pretty decent engine even for actual devs

You worded that vsry poorly, but it's fairly accurate. Americans primarily only pay attention to American affairs. Only the big/important news regarding foreign affairs circulates among the general population, like the pope dying or war(s) being declared. Meanwhile Europeans are constantly exposed to every little happening in America while they ignore the immigrants raping and murdering their women and children.

If the wires are not grounded

You do not ground the wires. If you were to do that, the breaker should trip. You ground the parts of an appliance a user would come in contact with during normal use, like the metallic outside.
In the case of electric showers, you literally ground the water itself. The water flow pushes a float that closes the contact between the two ends of the heating element up top of the unit. That heats up and in turn heats the water flowing around it. The water makes it's way to the centre of the upper cavity and drops down an elevated hole to the lower cavity, where it gets spread out across the shower head and falls on your naked ass. Inside the hole between the two cavities there's a ground lead that captures any residual charge built on the water (which most of the times either comes from before even getting inside the shower or from friction, not from the heating element).

touching registers

All pipes are made out of PVC. Only very very old buildings have metal pipes.

Do nintendies really??? AHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

There's no reason to be upset about this unless you're one of the morons who paid ninety dollars for cardboard.

NOOOOOOOO CORPORATION DID BAD THING

Not to me so I don't care.

Cheap enough for corps to buy lots and then up the price keeping them out of most people's hands.

Somehow saying that is supposed to make it less funny?

Yeah bad people do bad shit, news at 11. We wanna pretend whatever european utopia with an average wage beneath that of Detroit is doing any better?

I live in California.

YOOOOOOOO

citygroids are mentally ill. you are a special breed of subhuman if you unironically have opinions like this

Shut up!!

Proceeds to watch the Last of Us for the third generation in a row

Nation which is founded by, held by, and is proud of having a constant immigrant flood

Gee i wonder why

America is spread out enough that most people dont deal with nigger behavior on a daily basis. A white kid is killed by a black and its national news in America, in Europe its just another tuesday

labo2 will cost $120

You mean $200.

nah but $150 is possible at this point

another thread shitting on nintendo (good)

eurocucks instantly make it about america

Rent free

Sold cardboard AND you had to cut it and set it up yourself. Did they even provide "backups" if you failed (like cutting too much)? lmao

Eurofags ruin everything.

Legos exist and are way better. Fuck off.

Did they even provide "backups" if you failed (like cutting too much)?

sorry goyim, if you mess up you can just purchase another. you're not poor, are you?

*BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP*

B-but they're selling you the cardbox AND THE SOFTWARE, anon? The precious jewtendo software. Think of their profit margin.

op is about nintendo

90% of the thread is seething about americans

Typical eurofag hours I guess.

Yeah you could buy the backup bundle for 30 more dollars

All the pissed Amerishart replies

lol

So how many of you creatures bought the nintendo cardboard?

I know that takeshi had to work 500 unpaid overtime hours to write the code so it's totally worth $300

That's fucking stupid too. That used to be a thing kids would get for a buck as a goof. A cheap way to make a collection of some kind. But then grown men who love nintendo had to get involved and start buying them by the case.

Americans are ESL

grown men who love nintendo had to get involved

It's entirely the weirdo speculator market guys. I don't think anyone who actually likes pokemon has bought a card since 1999.

If you bought this then you deserved to be shot.

sarr you are of de being ESL

Sure thing Rajesh

Extremely low quality thread. OP is a turbo fag

Whites in general are retards they're the reason nintendo is successful

shitting on a generally good company that sometimes overcharges: good

shitting on the worst blight on planet earth: bad

seething nintendie lol

Nintendies will defend this.

Speculative investors aren't spending their time sifting through thousands of Pokemon cards trying to get their next 100 dollar fix. It is exclusively manchildren who love nintendo.

Eurocucks mad, because ooga booga is taking over their countries and they can't say or do anything, because being called a racist is terrifying for them.

*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

>YOOOOOOO, HOLD UP, CHAT... CHAT IS THIS REAL? CHAT??? OH MY DOUBLED MASKED INTERSECTIONAL NONBINARY POLYCULE, IS THAT A FREAKIN NO-CAPPIN ON-GODDIN NINTENDO PRODUCT?? THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE COMPETITION!!!!