Reminder that Rosalina is canonically lonely :(

Why is she like this?

Freakishly long arms.

yeah they need money too

Sexolina

Someone's gonna steal your girl from you if you think that's all

a westernfaggot going one second without calling Rosetta """Rosalina"""

an impossible challenge?!
localizers deserve cancer

Can we just dump our nintendo princess images and get this over with?

She's called Harmonie

yeah get on with it some of us have to go to work in an hour I'd at least like to go in after having busted into my onahole to some nice daisy and peach images imagining having sex with them

t. Normalfag sexhaver.

Fuck Rosetta Stone!

That's only bpd sluts

I can relate to that at times.

i can goon my shit to this wheres all of the off model fanart

NO

FRIENDS

BOXSET

Well then, go get her one.

I hate everyone that calls themselves "lonely". Like who cares? If you can't enjoy being by yourself, then you don't deserve friends.

Loneliness isn't the inability to enjoy being by yourself.

Another day, another Anon Babble poster hellbent on proving they have a room temperature IQ when no one asked...

Rosalina has her Luma family!

I volunteer!
I will have sex with Rosalina AND cuddle with her afterwards.
I'll talk to her about her hopes and dreams and fears too, and take her on dates around the Mushroom Kingdom!
After which we fuck again of course

its thanks to that one conquer from the show. like geeze everyone is quoting that guy

no but exclusive sex repeated regularly with the same individual over multiple decades is the cure for loneliness.

There's been a loneliness epidemic in America that's been slowly getting worse for decades. There's a lot of theories for as to exactly why but it's a trend that started pre-social media, and it's been going on since at least the 70s. The book Bowling Alone does a good job at documenting the overall trend as it was in 2000, but we don't have a good answer as to exactly "why" it's been happening.

Spinoff Rosalina...

She's a shitty filler character with 0 genuine fans

Men even more so

And her husband!

i know why its happening. but to see it get to this state is weird. i see people hanging out with each other still, just more busier with less freetime

Men don't usually need much from women besides a blowjob and someone to cook and do the laundry. Women need someone to talk to and cuddle with.

yeah someone with more sex and/or money

woman moment

Here. Kill yourself you disgusting fucking weeb.

I remember when these threads used to not be so negative. That was a long time ago.

If you don't need to cuddle you're missing a soul

I remember when anons camped out at Target to get the Rosalina amiibo

I was one of those people. I was 16 at the time and didn't have a car, so I had to ride a bike at 5AM for half an hour to get to the nearest Target. Got to the front of the line when I got there, and I was lucky enough to be one of the first people to buy it.
Can't believe that day was a decade ago...

Nice, do you still have it?

Yeah, I still do. It's sitting in my room with some other character merch I have.

I will keep her company.

My 5 incher would BE ENOUGH to satisfy her

mariotehplumber when are you gonna accept my sanctioned mma challenge

Okay

Guess everyone left.

Rosalina will be lonely forever...

I won't let that happen!

But anon she is the one that is going to give you the good dicking!

I'm 27 and still don't have a car...

Well, as long as you can get to where you need to be without one...

Good anon.

I never leave the house because I can't go anywhere

oh...

Hot.

Daisy fans post an image where she’s got her canon skin tone and isn’t brown like a Mexican challenge

I remember wanted to be friends with hard-degen back in the day but I never knew where to find him. Dunno how doable that is now with how big his subscribestar has gotten, and I don't wanna seem like a leech.

Easy challenge

The dream...

girls with super model bodies are lonely

Most delusional jap fantasy