*declare bankruptcy in your path*

I'm mad
I bought his sauce because it was funny and I actually wanted to try it because I like hot sauces but then this faggot released an even spicier sauce that he autographed himself immediately afterwards
I feel SCAMMED
SCAMMED BY BILLY MITCHELL

there literally is one seething samefag Karl supporter in these threads always reporting and complaining
how fucking pathetic

Wanna-be janny, are you okay?

yes he is

Well no shit, maybe if Karl wasn’t such a psychopathic asshole who wanted to drink his blood he might’ve settled on something less

I would say he is a bad sport but Karl in question was a giant faggot who wanted to frame an innocent man for a murder he and his cronies are responsible of causing and thought they had a chance because they thought Reddit hearsay would stand up in a court of law.

But your honor buttfucker69 said that Billy probably caused Apollo Legend to an Hero.

Not to mention that he was advised multiple times to drop it.

And I am still mad Karl got 500k FOR FREE.
I fucking hate zoomers.

was it good?

Karl reminds me of that dick head Argarh from final fantasy tactics

I don't have it yet, it's coming Monday
I will give Anon Babble an unbiased review

transphobia

ENOUGH.
The KING would not stand for this.

let us know I'm interested

I don't stand for men in dresses either

Shut up Karl.

How dare you actually do independent research to verify if discord comment is legit

so wait no one won

this guys ego is kind of insane

i do not have a dog in this race please do not respond to me calling me billy

your source?

your honor, reddit

any plans this weekend?

what do i say?

King Billy won

Buying Billy Mitchell hot sauce.

I barely followed this shit and just thought the suit was to get Billy's record shit revoked because he's a blatant irrefutable cheater. When I found out it was some bogus shit Karl made up about billy forcing Apollo to kill himself and that the faggot Jobst was using Ai in place of actual lawyers and representing himself I sided with Billy (even if he's a cheating litigious nigger) Honestly glad I never got into speedtranny bullshit that much other than playing my favourite games a few times to get on a run leaderboard once

did you guys bought the limited edition hotsauce

the cover art is fucking cool ngl

What? Didn't Billy won that lawsuit last time?
Who could ask him 1milly, nintendo?

can someone explain to me why billy says his sauce is good because it's thickened? thickness has nothing to do with hot sauce quality

t. frequently buy all kinds of hot sauces, from whole foods to local places, to gag shops and so on, most of them aren't thick and a thick sauce you can't pour sounds obnoxious

I love his corny channel trailer. What a guy.
youtu.be/yIliSNyI0wI?si=F8OKixP9ti4Y1lhE

billy is kind of a faggot but I can respect a good hustle
if it wasn't 30 dollars for a single bottle I would consider it

Rickey's World Famous Dragon Sauce is a sauce of heat, spice, and celebration. Created in honor of William "Billy" Mitchell, and hand-signed by him on each and every bottle, this sauce celebrates Mr. Mitchell's victory and vindication in his defamation lawsuit against Karl Jobst in Brisbane, Australia (Mitchell v Jobst [2025] QDC 41). Formulated with Rickey's World Famous Sauce's proprietary Ghost Pepper recipe, this product is the hottest sauce currently offered by Rickey's!

ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND

is it really that much? even god tier kinds are only maybe $25 each

it's muh limited edition and every bottle is signed
he claims he's making ghost pepper a regular flavor later in the year

even basic shit like melinda's would mog it probably

hot sauce is such a onions thing to be into

t. into hot sauce

I just like spicy shit, there's a sauce local to here that's $10 a bottle for ghost pepper and it's pretty good without murdering my stomach like the hotter sauces they have

it's like the alyssa mercante lawsuit. she's going to get fucked harder than Karl did

Your reading comprehension needs some work

I hate runny hot sauce

Amusingly I'd imagine a thick sauce would be great for dipping some tendies.

Thin hot sauce doesnt have much in the way of true flavor. When people shit on hot sauce and hot sauce guys its because they often have collections of these borderline tabasco ass vinegar sauces, its just vinegar, some spices, and thats about it. A thick sauce has more body and flavor.

who the fuck buys hot sauce for $30?
I seriously hope you don't do this.

Of course thickening agents have an effect. That's why they're used. Try having soup with and without any thickening agents and then come back and talk about how they have no effect.

fucking BASED

i like it, lots of louisana styled ones are runny, tabasco is too
you can't casually dip super hot 6,000,000 scoville sauces if there's no cheese
no i meant why does that magically make it good?

tobasco is OK. I'm not a fan of hot sauces who's main ingredient is vinager though. it's lame and gay

vinegar is delicious and healthy

i see, thank you for the explanation

any brands you could recommend?

I don't like it in hot sauce. I think it's cheap

he's the gamer of the century. preserved, those will be worth hundreds of thousands if not millions in a decade or two.

Melindas unironically doesn't mog it. And the normal unsigned bottles are like 15 bucks plus you have the Karl coupon codes

ingredient value matters

okay don't ever eat salt anymore moneybags, save some $200 exquisite truffle sauces for the rest of us

my favorite was Sriracha, but I haven't had it since they changed it. it was pretty tame yet delicious

Isn't it always Donkey Kong?

that's not what I meant

E-celebs are Anon Babble culture, newfag!!!

i'm joking but how can a clean healthy ingredient like vinegar be cheap? you think xanthan gum or "natural flavors" (trick to bypass FDA health requirements) or any number or preservatives in hot sauce is better?

I like vinager, but not in hot sauce. it cheapens the flavor. I'd rather taste the peppers

how about just olive oil and peppers with a little salt? Who says it has to be preserved? peppers are literally a preservative

Kek, this faggot will lose everything before his death by cancer

Remember that time he tried to sue Cartoon Network? I always thought that was funny.

The Completionist did nothing wrong.

LOL

Not 1 second latter youtube recommendations show me the same 10 videos that talk shit about him based on debunked information.
One fucking sperg saying you are sus once can linger on a man's entire career no matter how many times it is proven false, I hate the speedtranny community so much.

It was dismissed on the basis that they didn't believe the character to be a reference to Billy Mitchell when it clearly was. This was a miscarriage of justice and that is no laughing matter.

I wish Billy really was a floating giant bearded face. It'd make everything involving the guy way funnier than it already is.

Isn't vinegar often use to bring out the flavor of some foods?
Not to mention it is very healthy and it is cheap as it is a by product of wine and cider.

and that is no laughing matter.

Well you were watching a Regular Show, the cartoon with the Simp Bird.

Based hot sauce reviewer, if I'm free I'll be sure to read your review then.

Karl, you gotta pay up.
Karl, bankruptcy doesn't mean you avoid having to repay.
Karl, you shouldn't have been so openly hostile to Billy.
Karl, you should've told the truth that DarkViper and EZscape killed Apollo.
Karl, you shouldn't have thrown Goose under the bus.

What does Karl's mail order bride moan like when she smears Rickey's hot sauce in her pee-pee parts?

Billy is NOT antiwhite.
Don't slander our king.
Nigger.

That one episode completely ruined his reputation.
It really isn't funny.

After finding out about Aussie bankruptcy, this is probably the biggest L I've ever seen someone from this industry take. Jobst is going to be living at the literal poverty line for a long fucking time

use the promo code Jobst lost

Karl trying to find shit in every room he steps in only for it to be under his own shoes is hilarious to me

That's rad. Australians forever btfo

I actually bought some (using discount code KARL LOST) of the habanero. It's good. It's the same as any other sort of hot sauce, you just give it a little shake and it comes out. At least they don't use that fucking xanthan gum shit to thicken it, which probably has something to do with it being better than cholula (in my opinion).

Now that Billy won, what will Karl even do? Suicide? More Raid Shadow Legends sponsorships?

I'm confused? Who is he paying a million to?

He can just use the money Jobman has to give him from the lawsuit that he won to pay for that.

he doesn't know

Holy shit, I just bought the last bottle of the signed limited edition ghost pepper sauce (o_0) After buying it and getting the confirmation email, I went back to look at the page and it now says "sold out".

I still wonder why people give money to some guy so he can cover his own lawsuits. Notch himself probably has more money than he could ever use, but why would some average guy with an average salary do this?

Funfact xanthan gum is produced by bacteria feeding on waste products like whey from cheese making then killing all the bacteria with alcohol to leave behind their little shells that get ground up into powder to be put into your slop :D

He could attempt to renegotiate and pay him half which is what he already got available, openly retract and suck off Billy at the Walmart parking lot of his preference.

And MSG is fermented corn syrup, we know. Billy uses ground up snap pea shells to thicken his sauce, so he's got that going for him.

Why would Billy want to renegotiate?
I don't know how it works in the land down under, but I guess you can take people to court if they don't pay up

He was 100% convinced he would win against Billy, he didn't even consider the possibility he might actually lose.

karl is so gay lolz

The AI said that he'd win and we all know that AI is never wrong.

he ACTUALLY said reddit was his source

in a court of law

oh my god

Billy isn't litigious though, Karl lied about that. 99% of Billy's "lawsuits" weren't actually lawsuits, but letters of concern (basically him going "cut that shit out kudesai or i'll proceed with legal options"). Apollo Legend never paid him anything either, which is another one of Karl's famous lies.
In fact, most things Karl said about Billy wound up being lies except that he used a MAME emulator once when filming king of kong.

700k in legal fees

The whole judicial system is a fucking meme

Clean up in aisle 3
And by the way I'm going to have to dock your pay for your behaviour

Didn't Karl hired the most expensive lawyers thinking Billy would have to pay his lawyer fees because he thought he would win?

Yes. Karl is a faggot who was planning to financially murder a man over video games. I hope he ends up homeless and sucking dicks for spare change.

why does this karl guy microblog every fucking thing going on in his life? when will he learn to shut the fuck up?

Lmao

even more scarier is these sperges can be easily swayed and weaponized against someone you don't like

fucking hell i need xantham gum for my ninja creamis

I don't think I have ever seen a community as autistic as speedrunners.
These people are just beyond me and it makes me realise that my parents were right. Sitting at home, playing videogames and being on the internet 24/7 is not healthy

Yeah, I was sad I missed my shot to get some but I just woke up a little bit ago

I think FGC's and video game modders are pretty close behind. But speedrunners definitely take the gold.

Karl intentionally got rid of his initial lawyers notch paid for, who recommended he settle out of court for 50k and racked up as many legal fees as possible because in AUS the loser pays the winner legal fees in addition to the judge's order. So Karl intended to get Billy to cough up a cool million or more because he thought he'd win.

But I did have breakfast.

Karl Jobst will be making another video on Billy Mitchell soon.

gets sued again

your honor, this time i have definitive proof from both reddit AND ebaumsworld that Billy Mitchell cheated at Donkey Kong

sir you are being sued for claiming he killed someone, not videogames

He's not gonna let it go, lmao

Why is it always some dysgenic mutant with a 4/10 rice woman? I don't understand. Karl's relationship is basically THE example to use for passport bros.

Wow, he really is the embodiment of reddit. I never had a horse in this race, but now I hope Billy keeps winning until this retard kills himself.

spent an entire year off YouTube shutting the fuck up and lawyering up

I wonder if he actually built a slam dunk of a case against this faggot. Because at a glance you can immediately prove damages since his entire career was ruined. The albino is also clearly a vindictive malicious slimy faggot that built a career on destroying people's lives.

You could say he's coming for 100% of his cash.

To be fair, if your life consists of speedrunning video games you should kill yourself.
Sure, people can live their lives however they want but if that's what you want to do with your limited time on this earth you should end it.

Reminder Karl Jobst bragged in his discord that he was smarter than his lawyers so he wouldn't listen to them. Then he got fucked

my mental state is OK

I don't give a fuck about either of the two, but it's nice to see some rich faggot e-celebs going bankrupt.

It really doesn't matter if you are smarter than your lawyer. You also need to be a better lawyer.
Why a guy who speedruns video games and makes Youtube videos thinks he's better than a guy who went to college and probably has years of experience working on that field is beyond me.

The only people more retarded than content creators are the people that follow them. And when the content creator forgets this and starts actually listening to their retarded fans, shit goes downhill FAST.

Jobst was using Ai in place of actual lawyers

Don't tell me this is true. Please.

Why is it always some dysgenic mutant with a 4/10 rice woman?

Kek it's even worse than usual because he's an inbred albino rat who got cancer at 38 years old (dogshit genes)

No, anon. You guys are the spergs siding with silly-Billy.
There is no right side in this shitshow, both of them suck.

Accusing a man of being responsible for the suicide of another is a pretty nasty accusation, even if you believe said guy cheated in Donkey Kong decades ago.

He lives in Australia. Skin cancer is really common in there. But being an albino fuck really doesn't help either.

Karl intentionally got rid of his initial lawyers notch paid for

People keep parroting this but I've not seen anything supporting it

Sure, but only one of them actively and intentionally tried to ruin someone's life. And I'd argue that person deserves what is coming to him much more.

That was super stupid of him, yes. Does it make it not spergy if you now mob up against him and buy this other jackoffs hot sauce to "OWN THE LOBST!"
It does not.

the world isn't black and white

upvoted

Sure OJ murdered two people in cold blood, but one of the cops is slightly racist so there really isn't a right side!

vaxxed?

They're both online grifters who whip up drama. They just play different fields. Anything but following this shitshow from the sidelines every now and then is bitch behaviour.

This is the best victory lap I've ever seen lmao

Noone mobs up against Karl. People make fun of him for obvious reasons.
The hot sauce thing ist just a good buisness move on Billy's part and at least if you give the guy money, you get hot sauce.

online grifters who whip up drama

soooo... all of Anon Babble?

With all due respect to everyone in here, why the fuck does op or anyone here give a shit about this?
Is there nothing better going on? All parties involved are faggots

with that in mind guys I give "Karl's Bankruptcy" my Completionist score of [Complete It]

a broken lance

Kek
I wish I can buy one, fuck airline/ custom regulations

If billy is so good at retro games, why isn't he the world record holder in pong or tetris?

Democracy is built upon siding with the person you think is the least faggy of all the faggots and cheering him on when the biggest faggot loses.

you literally cannot prove his career was ruined
even if someone cancelled whatever offer they were giving billy and used jobst's thing as the reason you cannot prove that the reason was legitimate instead of it just being another hr bullshit thing where they just use whatever legal excuse is available at the time
i've still only ever heard of billy being referred to as that donkey kong cheater and never as the guy that made someone kill themself unlike someone like zoe quinn

No one mobs up against Karl

These threads imply otherwise.

People make fun of him for obvious reasons.

Just like when people make fun of Billy. Anon Babble has just whipped themselves up in a contrarian frenzy that begun as silly joke-posting and now has a mob of people genuinely angry against Lobst that feel like they have some skin in the game.

Grifters usually at least try to make money.

oh you meant the completionist not billy, piss

"I'm smarter than my lawyer"

Source, myself

people genuinely angry against Lobst that feel like they have some skin in the game.

literally anyone that watched one of that faggot's videos has skin in the game

Holy para-social relationship, Batman! This guy REALLY thinks that a youtuber owes something to him just because he watched a video!

Wait, I thought Billy won and now he has to pay?!

I think both sides are faggots in this case including op.
Nobody here is not a faggot. I am a faggot for clicking this so I'm gonna go rectify that by doing a no hit run of contra 1 nes
Much better use of my time than look at two faggots erping on discord

pay someone with my time (=money) by watching his content

somehow i have no consumer rights and am not allowed my money (=time) back if i was misled

shit goes downhill FAST.

Bankruptcy speedrun

Doesn't owe me anything, but it sure as shit put everyone on an obvious side.

colored vinegar bad
colored vinegar and plant cellulose (wood) good

Kino

Holy para-social relationship, Batman!

you literally went out of your way to click on a eceleb thread and spend time proselytizing
so I guess you wouldn't have a concept of feeling like you wasted time

What the fuck do you thing he'll give you back? Some timecoins for you to put in the time machine to get some minutes back?

But the people who think that their time was wasted are not wasting their time in this same thread? At least I'm enjoying myself laughing at you guise whinging about an eceleb while sucking another one off.

Not at all. I've received my satisfaction and am reveling in my victory. And I am elated at the idea that we are going to receive more.

I went to the same school as Karl. He has always been a sperg but it was pretty funny seeing him achieve some success on youtube.

We need to invent a device that will allow one to transfer life force between people.

jews now live forever

bad idea

sounds more like we are laughing at an eceleb while you whinge about two of them, but alright

Karl himself said it. His original lawyer was basically telling him to shut the fuck up and stop talking about the case. Karl fired him because "fuck lawyers I'll say what I want" and hired a different one who let him basically shoot himself in the foot because the lawyer was going to get paid one way or another either way.

You're talking about this screencap from a few days before he lost the case? That's kinda late to fire your lawyer bro. There's nothing here that suggests he got a new lawyer in the first place.

Tell us more

I don't remember much and we weren't in the same class. The only thing I remember is that he got in trouble with some bogans and they chased him around. I don't know what for though.

The hubris, the absolute hubris.

Anon Babble - hot sauces 'n' sheet

Might sound like it, but I'm whinging about Anon Babble being easy to whip to a frenzy sheeple. There's nuance to this dopamine button.

still haven't gone down the Billy Mitchell rabbit hole after all this time

There is no rabbit hole, only ladders up to Donkey Kong's perch.

but in every bottle is a bit of billy's king jizz

anon, i..