we need a machine gun
We need a machine gun
game has a futuristic submachinegun
it's the FN P90
Is there a more futuristic gun IRL?
erm- um- th- a um...
I thought so.
No you misheard, it's "HEAVYYY Machine Gun"
g11
Cybertruck ahh gun
the vector
Quick, we need to design our next sci-fi rifle over one of these four choices Anon Babble what do we do?
ah, the AR and AUG. Two amazing guns.
we need a machine gun for our fps taking place in Vietnam
FAMAS and AUG suits sci-fi settings in my opinion better than AR desu. Morita type gun from Starship Troopers is based on Famas style guns I believe mixed in with AR?
we need a high tech jet of the future in our game/movie to wow everyone
say no more
first flight in 1997
designed in the 80s
we need to tickle the enemy
It literally says 2000 in the name, how can you get more futuristic than that?
Pee-pee 2000.
They were definitely having a laugh over the name.
still has never been allowed to taste blood 40 years later
No. All the new LMGs just look like lame AR's with big magazines
this plane is simultaneously futuristic space technology and technology already forgotten
Side clip running down the length of the rifle.
Very short barrel.
Barrel can extend and moves back and forth when firing
Add a metal storm grenade launcher underneath.
Eotech on top.
Can attach 3 mags to rifle and or attatch mags to mags. Making it slower to move around, with more sway, less controllable, but effective as a machinegun.
Flip scope with screen instead of lens for sniping. Or scope low, Eotech at comfortable height, scope can be raised.
Mechanical recoil compensators/redirectors.
Massive, long silencer, circular, square, triangle, optional.
Only bullpup. M4 etc are useless.
Held against chest or left to be secured under armpit, strap over shoulders so can be let go of whenever 2 hands needed. Fast to secure it so it doesn't swing. Not held in front all the time, only when perceiving danger/opportunity.
Mags don't use springs to move ammo in.
if it aint broke dont fix it
we need a emplacement gun
Only 8 more years until it hits a full century in service.
We need a Rifle, Caliber 5.56 mm, M16
Let's just fucking mash them all together
You just designed the worst gun ever, bravo.
AKM
It's called an AK-47
Not as deranged as the Smith and Methson.
No AK-47 is an outdated model an AKM is a modern rifle.
i always just assumed starship troopers took the look from Aliens
Yes, that's what I implied
Designing guns is difficult as a noguns yuropoor. I have basically resorted to heavily referencing real guns for my fictional designs.
quick! we need a gun for the bad guys!
our artist is anti-gun and refuses to look at references
It's the jet fighter equivalent of the 90's supercars that broke 200MPH with aerodynamics and a dream but today all their onboard computer systems can only be read and modified by a 1989 Thinkpad with a specific serial port that they only sold 210 of and 15 are at the car's headquarters in Sweden.
Living that extendo lifestyle.
Based.
There's plenty of places you can learn about guns and shoot guns legally at Yuropoor, its just more difficult to get a license for a gun in most countries inside EU.
I have basically resorted to heavily referencing real guns for my fictional designs.
Why wouldn't you be doing that in the first place?
not posting the quintessential sand barbarian weapon
we need a gun that was featured in Homestuck
no one in history has said this
But it's not heavy. It fires the exact same ammo as rifles and carbines. Any joker could carry that thing around.
-Joker who had to carry that thing around
Rectangle
I thought Joker was the squad leader and Animal Mother had the machine gun.
Either the military is hiding some serious alien sci fi laser gun shit from the public or the MIC has done nothing but grift for the past twenty years
I choose fish!
we need a cyberpunk gun
Well I said that
what an insanely braindead image
no fucking shit the laws of aerodynamics haven't changed in 40 years
the AUG turns 50 years old in 2027
it hasn't changed since the 40's either
Gun manufacturers stopped making SMGs because ARs and carbines are just better than SMGs, or pistols.
that's the heavy weapon for the good guys
compare the airspeeds of these three craft, and slap yourself for being a retard
prepare your ass for some damnatio memoriae
Still younger than the AR and the AK.
The point is that technology isn't making huge leaps anymore like it did during the first half of the century. We're refining existing concepts instead of finding new ones. A (modernized) F15 would still be a very capable plane against most adversaries. Even recon drones are actually quite old.
SMGs are still being used by police and border patrol troops though? Only American civilians use something like rifle modded into Pistol specifications, organized crime or terrorists since they are good for concealment.
SMGs evolved into PDWs and machine pistols.
I need the oozi nein millimeter
12 gauge autoloader
plasma rifle in the 40 watt range
pdw is just semantics thanks to cuckfornia gun laws
machine pistols aren't an evolution, they are the exact opposite, going back to fucking WW1 days when you slapped a clockwork magazine to a luger.
Yeah, that's why SMGs don't exist nowadays
Because the guns in my autism project don't really work like actual guns do, so I felt that referencing real guns was kind of a copout.
we need a powerful and hightech looking handgun
wait, what do you mean cowboys had it
The xm8
Moritas are just M14s in a memepup stock
i wish this was in a game it'd be hilarious
downs 3 chinksectoid spy satellites
Good enough.
we need a big blaster
say no more
we need a weapon for the bad guys who lose wars
say less I have just the thing
infinite creative possibilities
"yeah umm let's use realslop guns!!"
HAX!!!!
Actually only good gun from Israel, pretty based imo. If I were to deck out cops it would be with this gun.
Just keep adding more joints so its like a snake
It's hardly a gun, more of a grabber arm with a camera attached to an existing gun so you can corner camp like a bitch.
Exactly why its good for cops. They are our proud bitches that get fucked in the ass daily as they corner camp. Expenses paid by tax payers.
Yeah, the one you failed to think up because you lack creative intelligence.
the more I play 7.62 the more I get convinced having a dedicated sniper is a waste of a merc slot
it takes a character with 83 points in sniping more than 6 seconds to take a shot with a reasonable rifle like a Remington 700 or a Savage model 70, both in 7.62 NATO and with no attachments save for the scope
it takes even more time for her to take a scoped shot with meme guns like the Barret M98B
none of the maps that take place outside cities and towns have lines of sight longer than 120 meters
you were talking about laws though
on the other hand, if we consider grenadiers
grenade launchers that are good, so basically everything that uses western 40mm ammo and the chinese grenades, have a nice variety of ammo - plain explosive grenades, HEDP for a smaller blasts but more fragments, bouncing grenades for niggers that think they're clever and go prone thinking they can avoid getting fragged
they can spit out grenades to the other side of the map with great accuracy even if fired as a snapshot, they have pinpoint accuracy if fired in "mortar" mode
can also deploy smoke, which is vital if you're a retard like I am and changed the settings so that random encounters can have more than 50 enemies show up
or a machinegunner
merely firing a 20 rounds burst in a wide arc is enough to pin down enemies, sometimes it even shocks them even if no rounds land even nowhere near close to them
more often than not more accurate than a rifle
if you're using a machinegun that isn't shit you can just swap out the barrel when it overheats
if you aren't a retard you assign one of your mercs to be the assistant machinegunner so your main machinegun dude/dudette has ammo for days
if you have more than 110 IQ you also give the machinegun assistant a decent amount of hand grenades, but as a rule of thumb everyone in the squad should have plenty of frags anyway
what game has the bad guys use scars? the only thing that comes to mind is the mercenary faction in Bad Company and the XM8
MW2 used by General Shepherd's Shadow Company I think
we need an energy weapon that still looks a lot like a modern firearm
ok what the fuck happened here??
PMC enemies in MGS 4 had them.
that part of MW2 was missing from my memory until you mentioned it
thinking of it I don't find CoD4 and its sequels very memorable
take gun
change normal gun pieces into weird things
instant sci-fi weapon
Aside from far cry 1, which games feature this shotgun?
more like the badguys who win them
The P90 is literally just a basic straight blowback gun, wrapped up with a weird stock and magazine.
Max Payne, Fallout 2, Battlefield 2
Fallout 2
It’s a Type 56
We need a flamethrower
always the m2
automatic rifle is only available in burst fire
STOP THIS
We need a tank
either abrams or t-72
Where leclerc/leopard/chally?
The M2 is probably about the best flamethrower anyone ever made before everybody stopped using flamethrowers.
symmetric, smooth, curvy
Is there a better-looking jet?
Far Cry 2 vouches for some obscure cold war era soviet flamethrower instead
Spess FAMAS with an underbarrel shotty. Fuck the gay flashlisght that they stuck with in the later games.
I always thought it was some local homemade contraption
Outside of warthunder i think the last game where i got to drive leopard was bf2 and it was only available on 2 or 3 maps max
For me it's the pig, nothing says freedom like mowing down your enemies with 7.62x51mm real fuckin' NATO. PKM is also good too.
mercenary faction in Bad Company and the XM8
which one? I distinclty remember MECs using AUGs. Russians had only russian guns like AEK, SV98, MP443 etc.
Yes the jet that was supposed to originally win the program trials before lockshart paid off the DOD.
Back then I thought this was a modified version of the G3, also in the game
They really needed to scramble jets to do what a boy with a slingshot could
How long will the F22 remain the apex of air superiority? Obviously the Russians shat the bed with the SU-57 and its a jobbercraft, but the J-20 looks threatening and Yurop's Future Combat Air System shows promise.
More games need to use the Steyr ACR.
in the campaign the Legionnaire's faction mostly used the XM8, the XM8 LMG and the GOL sniper rifle I think
don't tell me you never played Bad Company's campaign
Now show me her belly.
NGAD is already looking to be a good replacement for the F-22 and as usual the chinks make a shitty knock off.
bullpup
memechette
How long will the F22 remain the apex of air superiority?
It will kill itself once the limited supply of spare parts no one can produce anymore runs out, and all the skilled mechanics retire since the NSA burned down all manuals about the F-22
MGs, shotguns and grenades are king
The carry handle and integorted scope really gives it a futuristic silhouette.
Including this gun in your game without either of those is a crime of the highest order.
Ready or Not
we need a gun for the armored miniboss enemy
a gun category in 7.62 I've never seen anyone praise is SMGs
yes they are shit compared to the super short assault rifles like the Colt model 933, short AKs and so on, but they also have super short aiming times and especially in the beginning of the game the less time it takes to aim a gun the better the gun is, even more so if you're playing literal meme shit like the trials in Blue Sun or the "evolution of guns" shit, they're also pretty good as sidearms if you take the time to unfold their stocks
which reminds me of how I love the hobo phase, trading cigarettes and other garbage to guerillas in exchange for ammo or the lucky grenade has a charm that is almost on the same level as stalker's hobo phase
Nigga, 2000 is retro.
lockshart paid off the DOD
The Black Widow just wasn't "stealthy" enough as that was the big new thing back then. It was faster, and more agile but muh stealth was what they were looking for and the F-22 did it better. Hilarious because those NIghthawks got snuffed out by Serbs just a few years later
Calico
more agile
according to whom? the F-22 should have move agility solely because of the thrust vectoring
not that agility means shit or has ever meant much since the advent of the jet age
what do you mean cowboys had it
Cowboys past 1900s don't count
Uzi > Mac, Tec any number
Galil is a better AK than AK
Still better than 90s.
We only lost one nighthawk and continued to bomb the serbs with them into the stone age regardless.
I hate the antichrist but they still made some amazing guns over the years. The deagle, the jewzi, the galil, the tavor, all great guns.
Uzi > Mac, Tec any number
Agreed
Galil is a better AK than AK
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The galil is the same as any ak, just slightly better ergonomics.
it's been a while, but isn't it because they are useless agains body armor?
It's an AK with a bottle opener. Which is a genius idea. Makes me wonder why no M16, M4 variant does this. What else is a grunt supposed to do in his free time besides daydreaming of going home.
Didn’t they use the MG36 for an LMG? I feel like only their rifle was the XM8.
Maybe just issue cheap bottle openers en masse so your retard grunts won't risk fucking up their mags, or give them screw cap bottles instead. Besides, the IDF doesn't actually use Galils that much over M4s and Tavors, especially because Galils are heavy as shit no thanks to their bottle opener bipods.
how the fuck does the bullet take a right angle at the speed of sound??
youtu.be
it just wrrks
You lost a lot more than that, the government just never admitted to it.
Any vidya with the G11
you already know about black ops its probably where you first saw it
Delta Force: Land Warrior
also featuring the Pancor Jackhammer, OICW and the Russian underwater dart assault rifle
The alien laser sci-fi shit these days is all software and electromagnetic
Stop fucking doing that. Just say ass. This isnt whatever shit show social media you have to self censor for. Fucking worthless zoomers.
npc calls a semi-automatic rifle a machine gun
Just like real life!
in the early game it doesn't matter because nobody wears body armor
consider this scenario:
you have a two merc team and you're facing a pack of 20 two legged animals in the typical jungle map that has extremely short lines of sight
would you rather have them equipped with
MAC10 loaded with the shittest ammo in 30 round magazines
or
Garand or Mini 30 with super spicy AP shit, the Mini 30 has a 10 rounds mag
consider it takes like a second to fire an aimed shot with the MAC10, while with the Garand, Mini 30 and most other similar fudd rifles it takes more than two and a half, even more if the merc that is using it isn't particularly strong (yes, strenght DOES influence aiming time, I don't know the exact formula but you can test that yourself, try aiming a fuckheavy rifle using a strong merc like Gabriel, then try doing the same with a chickenshit merc that has 70 strength or less)
I used to make that mistake when I first got acquainted with 7.62 and died a lot because of it
also shotguns get recommended as an early game crutch for different reasons but the principle is more or less the same
also also, body armor doesn't matter if you're a smartass and aim for the legs or arms, a hit with a 5.56 hollowpoint in the legs usually instantly pulls about 40 points of damage, induces severe bleeding AND also sends whoever it hits into severe shock, and there is no way to armor up neither arms nor legs lol
Anything designed by browning never failed
Bonus point if you firing it like rambo
AUG might be the most beautiful gun ever made. Among ARs at least