OHNONONONO

HOP
HOP
WAHOO

He has to be one of the most inept gamers I have ever seen. I have never seen someone blatantly miss so many things right in front of him, usually in the center of his camera. Glaring hints. Glowing clues. Help messages. Constantly just fucking oblivious to them as he screams at his chat for help and chastizes the game and the developers…

Unrelated to the game but what up with inbred autistic people making it big as streamers?

Kiwi bros...

I think he used to pretend to be bad for views, but now his age, poor lifestyle and alcoholism are rapidly catching up to him. All he had to do was be Kino Casino's dancing monkey and he would've at least been rich.

kek this is like a mobile game

Mediocre cinema.

I’ve watched a lot of his older videos. I really don’t think he was ever pretending. I think he genuinely just is retarded and as he gets older his retardation is becoming ever more severe.

Why yes, I'm aware of parrying mechanics, I just refuse to use this onions beta shit

He’s not playing the games for enjoyment

It's just gin-brain.
All the money goes to mobile games anyway. It doesn't matter how much he's bringing in.

STAND AND F-

NOOO NOT LIKE THAT

videogames, stupid faggot, VIDEOGAMES

Discussing the absolute state of the Doom game that just released is absolutely video games.

God of War developers actually used DSP as an example in how they implement hints for puzzle solving in their environment.

Remember whenever you see yellow paint splashed everywhere it's because of people like DSP.

enemies are just bullet sponges with RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT bullshit added on to make the player seem more active

Not buying that bullshit, not even non sale jesus christ

He could literally be a millionaire and have retired 5 years ago if he hadn’t spent hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of dollars on shitty mobile games. Like I said I think he may actually be genuinely mentally challenged.

Yeah people shit on him for his hairline, but he is going to have his hair forever at this point. He is lucky. Just needs to style it better

I'm convinced it happened because he had a now-dead accessibility consultant who was a near-religious viewer of his streams

yellow paint splashed everywhere

He’d still literally get lost and start screaming at his chat for help and calling the developers retards as he ran around in circles…

lol, that accessibility color coding looks so damn bad

The King Snake deters predators with its foul stench

is this doom

What was that guy's name? I remember him. He was legally blind too, right?

noooooo you're playing it wrong even though they put it in the game and made it specifically like this

Doesn't use the easy mode parry bullshit

Plays it like a real Doom game

Huh, that's cool. So this is why they call him the King of Anon Babble? I can see why you guys like him.

WHA HAPPEN?

this dude hasn't been funny in a decade, having a chat full of retards jumping at the chance to give him $5 to tell him what to do ruined the fun, it was only enjoyable when he would get tard raging mad at a game designed for 4 year olds and start spiking his controller into the floor

style it better

Nah, Peak Phil was when he just shaved his head every few months and let it grow in all the same length never styling it at all.

Luckily his chat recently stopped donating to him. He's in a panic and we might be seeing a real end to the pigroach.

SuperBlindMan

wait that insufferable fag died? Really?

bullet sponges that take forever to kill unless you use the gay ass parry mechanic

fun

He still tardrages all the time, but it’s even funnier now because it’s at his viewers who are actually giving him money and supporting him while he spends 5 minutes chastizing them for suggesting he refund a game before the 2 hour mark because he hated it and stopped playing it.
He literally went on a 5 minute rant about not being poor and not needing to refund KCD2 and then spent 5 minutes running aimlessly until he passed the 2 hour played mark and could no longer refund it.

And this was just last week.

playing fps on a controller

parry in fps

Who even comes up with such retarded ideas? I'm pretty retarded myself should I send them my CV?

Some Deux Ex Machina will come out of nowhere and completely resuscitate his career. It always does.

Ranting about not being poor to the people who literally finance your entire life is fucking hysterical

more colour-coded bollocks

fuck off

most exciting nu doom gameplay

Yeah, a long battle with melanoma if I remember right.

I don't get it

simon says green

Man, he is getting old

m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7R_ji0lQNQ

Just skip to 2:03:21. Enjoy!

Haha, this sucks.

red green shit

Would be hilarious if the game had no color blind options.

You can only throw a man so many life preservers before you accept that the man is going to drown. I think Kino Casino was his last life preserver and now all he is is spiteful towards everyone. He also just pissed money away during that arc.

It's called being a mature adult

so getting old.

youtube.com/watch?v=-uls0zBViMI

I cant believe people clowned dante may cry about color coded enemies and now theyre doing the same shit but with added parryslop. God just nuke the gaming industry

They're different enough in tone that I can tell them apart. It's not a big deal even without the option.

Tommy Vercetti kino

PWR is the new hot product. Phil is old and lame.

He was about to die and he wasn't even following the prompts to shield block the green attacks and yet he still survived and got most of his armor and health back just shield bash spamming through it. Nope never mind, he died. Looks like this difficulty is too hard even for him and he might reduce the difficulty later.

dodge the wrong colored attacks

It’s like a Mario & Luigi game.

comments section full of retards actually defending him

it continues to amaze me that people out there voluntarily watch this retard and think he's even remotely entertaining and not an insufferable faggot of the highest order

slop

No one should ever take your opinion seriously since you have the mind of a sheep-like child.

they doubled down on the traffic lights

uh oh filtered-by-marauderbros, how are we supposed to win this one?

He’s fucking playing on the second easiest difficulty…

"sheep" is just the boomer version of slop

t. Touched parryslop lover

YELLOW to tell you where to go

GREEN to tell you what to parry

What else is there to come for aaa(a) gayming?

I think his audience is like 70-90% hatewatchers and trolls, tbf.

Why does this guy play video games?

Ultraviolence, actually, though the new difficulty screen seems designed to confuse people on what the difficulties actually mean in comparison to past entries.

Nu DooMs are joke

Same exact reason 90% of youtubers and streamers do

His wholesome positive content is making the world a better place (his own words)

Can normies please just stop playing video games, they're embarrassing watching. I want to snatch the controller from his hands right now.

This. It's also the reason why I never understood all the hate he gets. Being clueless, relying on chat for directions and begging for money is what all streamers do.
The only reason he became a target was because he made some kojima drones mad after he criticized him over 10 years ago.

dsp

normie

WOAH BUDDY, RETARD ALERT!

He fucking sucks

BRO HES NOT AN ULTRA MEGA ELITE GAMER LIKE ME REEEE

who gives a fuck about shit like this?

He's been around and well known here before streamer faggotry became a norm, and all 3 of those reasons you just listed should be more than enough for you to hate his guts. Go to bed Phil.

i prefer the mancubus shoot his fireballs more agressive than these stupid linear parry shit

anyone who streams with a face cam is retarded

So what?

He makes a shockingly high amount of money, judging by his lifestyle and expenses, despite being a fairly small, niche streamer for many years now.

we want the cuphead audience

Go to bed Phil.

youtube.com/watch?v=aaMDxb5x6Pk
He's live right now trying to figure out why he's not getting money from Kick subs, actually

Is he still blowing all of his money on the WWE phone game

they re funny to watch

guys please please PLEASE contact Kick support about me not getting money!

can't believe he is still this fucking shameless jesus christ

Yes, around thousand dollars every couple weeks

That game looks absolutely retarded.

color coded so that babies can play

slows down during intense action so that even retarded babies can play

There’s a wwe phone game? What the fuck do you buy?

nigger the nu Doom games are literally designed for children, Hugo Martin outright stated he "wanted to a Doom my kids could enjoy"

why do you think everything feels so pg13?

Dude. He has literally spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on that game. Literally. Proven. Hundreds of thousands. Obscene.

jpegs of sweaty half naked men

farms runoff come to Anon Babble in a vague attempt at tortanicfaggotry

I don't get it

He may suck, but he is certainly a far cry from neurotypical. Dude is a complete basketcase mentally.

youtu.be/eF2HcRPbXSw?t=326
He streamed himself playing it a while ago on a new account which he sunk 2000 into then abandoned

fuck off null you pathetic faggot, your "farms" exist as a sewer runoff for old Anon Babble culture, don't forget to thank moot for letting you gargle his balls

Is Phil poor now? I can't imagine he rakes in big donations anymore

nah, sounds like you don't get out much

I learned that kiwi farms is way better than this shithole when it went down

Reminder that triple A games are designed specifically with DSP in mind.
youtube.com/watch?v=jiB423i1NrM

If you can call more than $300 a day poor, yes.
that's $110,000 btw

namefag forum run by a retarded faggot psychopath full of women, normalfags and people who watch ecelebs

Was this the stream where some third worlder donated their entire week's wages to him and he just insulted them for such a low amount and said their country's currency is worthless before banning them?

FSP makes 100k a year

BRB gonna quit my job and become a streamer

It is quite insane that he still makes as much as he does despite being as niche as he is today. And his countless controversies and hate campaigns against him.

he was at five health and took a projectile to the face
are green ones not damaging??

This shit and TAG1 getting a 6/10 from ign is why Bethesda forced ID to nerf TAG2 and why the difficulty sliders were built in Dark Ages

Hard to believe

This is why I love Phil. He is the Gamer every gamer wishes he could be.

he parried it

what happened to shooting things until they died

I can't even bear looking at him anymore. He looks so gassed. He used to be bright and full of energy.

That's what made him so fascinating for the longest time. All that money pouring in and just vanishing. Then some autist playing WWE Champions saw his username and put the pieces together.

Correct, greens you parry to stun enemies and get health back.

Dude that’s lowballing. He makes more than $110,000 a year. He does marathons and other fundraising shit and likely gets a decent chunk of donations and income offstream. It’s insane.

and begging for money is what all streamers do

I have never seen anyone beg like he does. Most literal beggars on the streets have more self respect. On top of that he is extremely ungrateful, greedy, and feels entitled to other people's money.

Scopely deserves the money more than his viewers do

But is there not a point where he has acquired every character in WWE Champions? How can it go on indefinitely?
Who even are the donators with such low viewership? None of it makes any sense

He only drinks water now, no more Gamerfuel (energy drinks). Water has made him low energy but he had a stroke or 2 or something and had gout because he ate and drank so much shit. Also he hates every game his audience wants him to play so yeah he seems completely burned out but just phones it in because he is still, somehow, raking in astronomical sums of money each year…

He doesn't have to be a compfaggot but he at least should be able to play a game casually without sucking this hard, it's not even hard. An autist can get good at playing a game with little issue when they put their mind to it. He just sucks.

The loss of youth is a scary thing

New event means a new gacha to pull on that somehow makes the old characters you have less useful for new content. Usual gacha shenanigans but dialed up to 11.
He's got a few whales who finance everything.

imagine paying $100 to play this dogshit

dude stays up till 3 in the morning drinking gin most nights and his diet has been horrible his entire life, this isn't just age

no, it's a gacha, you pay money for a small chance at winning a jpeg of a sweaty half naked man

he looks like a gay british man

It's crazy how much he earns and the fact he could easily double that if he stopped sabotaging himself constantly.

He wasn't even young then. He was almost 30 in this picture.

He got mentally buck broken after the casino fucked him in the ass

What's with his face? He legit looks like a stroke victim and I think this is a pretty recent thing.

He raped their paypigs for more than a hundred thousand on top of what he made from his own. He won that encounter.

I don't blame Phil. Mocking a man's wife for any reason is below the belt.

What the fuck were they thinking?

He could have retired 5 years ago… like Jesus the dude could be a fucking multimillionaire by now with prudent investment and managemebt of the insane income he has generated over his career… But he still somehow seems to he living stream to stream in terms of finance.

I think he did actually have a stroke or 2. No?

lololol

He lied about his wife and parents dying for literally no reason.

Jesus.

He placed 4th at EVO once, what are your gaming achievements?

But he still somehow seems to he living stream to stream in terms of finance

He is a pathological liar and has a huge victim complex so it's more likely that he is just faking it.

He has retrograde autism.

Holy fuck

He should've been ready for it. Have you seen how these streamers work these days? They are fearless and have no boundaries, Destiny routinely makes fun of the deceased parents of his detractors and contacted the wife of some guy he beat in a debate to offer organizing a BBC gangbang for her while telling her that her husband is a weak willed man who can't defend her.

He never lied about his wife dying. His parents must be in their 70s/80s of course they're dying.

implying it's a real marriage

It's just a "thing" he was supposed to do. Dude is as queer as a three dollar bill and the older he gets the more obvious it becomes.

wasn't he friends with them? qrd

Dude he doesn't care at all. He spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a condo he abandoned in the other side of the country because he was too lazy to sell it.

Streamers have no shame. They support murder and mock and belittle dead children while still having an audience. What's worse is that they constantly morally grandstand as if we need expert advice from manchildren.

i dont even want to pirate those games anymore

He'd drawn a line with that fat retard in dms but PPP can't help himself. It's the same reason every relationship PPP has falls apart and why he's stuck with Crackski and paypig pedophiles. No self control.

In all seriousness what the fuck am I supposed to be garnering from this clip?

guy dodges some projectiles

doesn't dodge other projectiles

shoots a guy from afar with a presumably low damage weapon and takes a while to kill it

I genuinely don't get why this is being shared.

Yeah, he did. He talked about it at-length in the DMs.
DSP thought he could hold onto the casino whales that were giving him money, so he catfished them. Used the jokes about his fat wife as an excuse. Had an "expose" where he leaked the DMs with the fat one, it was just two fat faggots flirting with each other over and over. Said his wife had severe health problems, because she's fucking fat. Said his parents are dying.

He did beat the Vagary Champion in one try. Parry window seems huge. Like a foot away from the fireball and it still bounces back.

he's gay trust me

Dsp detractors are weird

RETVRN TO FOR-ACK!

dude lost all interest in games outside of that WWE gacha a long time ago
the kiwifarms people still obsessed with him who keep giving him views and even donate so he can produce more khantent™ to hate on are even more pathetic than him, his dark souls playthrough is almost 15 years old at this point

He himself admitted it, of course he downplayed it.

His parents must be in their 70s/80s of course they're dying

Dying means being diagnosed terminal, not being old, retard. You can die this year while some 90 year old still loves another decade.

DSP parents have been near death for like 5ish years now if you take his word for it.

Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

Phil is only entertaining when he is reacting like an idiot child while performing badly at games. Elsewise, he is boring and a major eye sore, especially now in his 40s.

Genuinely the hate he gets stems from him shitting on Kojima, the holy cow of all the virgins of the West.

DSP cahntent lost all its charm once he had a live chat guiding him

He’s actually most entertaining when he’s shitting all over the people actually giving him money and ranting at them and chastizing them. Which he does constantly now.

Why do the detractors keep feeding him money? He is so much funnier when he is not getting any money.

So they took people saying "Doom 2016 is the most nintendo game nintendo would never make!!" veeeeery seriously.

That or when he's absolutely clueless, like the 2 to 3 hour PC setup stream where he refused to acknowledge that he had to reset his router and thought it was something with his PC.

What the fuck is wrong with his head? It looks like a lightbulb

lolcows are depressing, you have to be mentally ill (just like them) to get schadenfreude out of this shit. It reminds me of brownoids and their petty rivalries like pakis who hate indians and vice versa. Who cares, they're both shitskins.

I'm astonished he's making any money at all. Most of his videos can't even break 1k views.

god gamer

look at all this momentum we've got going in this thread

Average 2016fag gameplay

Phil is forced to stream daily and he has never taken a vacation despite complaining he really wants to, i don't think he's that wealthy anymore

He will just continue to swirl in the toilet for the foreseeable future but the longer he swirls the worse things will be for him long term because there is absolutely no way for him to survive 20 to 30 years on this. His hopes seem to be pinned on what he is getting from his folks once they pass.

he will keep making money because the only way to succeed on social media is to be a lolcow, or a lolcow handler like keemstar or sam hyde
he's already established lolcow and will always have an audience

This looks like shit, how are people defending this or even accepting it as a Doom game.

bad games are... le heckin bad?!!?!

they could have just copied how armored core 6 did but they decided to do the green light red light thing instead

this is so retarded

He is just traumatized because during his move to Washington he took a longer break and during that break most of his viewership stopped watching. It was literally the moment when he dropped down from a mid tier youtuber to a small one.

"Pigroach" is probably the stupidest insult you could possibly come up with for a person who just plays videogames slightly poorly.

But if he was actually making bank like this thread is saying wouldn't he be able to afford a bit of a fall off by now? He's apparently married yet seems to be streaming daily only stopping for sleep

Doom?

He can't because of WWE Champions

Surely there's a lore reason for why the colors are like this right? :)

I'm surprised his wife hasn't tried to get his account banned or something. Imagine the person you married choosing jpegs over vacations and retirement

He can afford it. He is just legit too mentally ill to do it. That he streams consistently 6 days a week is what he is most proud of in live. It's his main source of pride and his main go to evidence for why he is a hard working person.

Shut the fuck up faggot normie retard.
This is prime example of slopsloshschlop

Fuck this might make me legit get off my ass and start streaming. If phill can make money doing it surely anyone can

wtf the guy from clerks plays video games?!?

all you need to do is play every new games day one, as soon as it releases

Pigroach is a pretty funny insult for Phil. I just don’t understand why people act like he’s Satan. All he’s doing is just taking autists neet bux so basically every streamer to ever exist.

She probably has not much to say since she is completely depended on him. She broke off her family and she herself is a highly unattractive woman with no education or job prospects.

Phil didn't make the same mistake twice of getting a girlfriend way beyond his league.

they could have just copied how armored core

Look at this fucking retard.

the dragon sections are shit fuck off faggot

Viewer offers $100 if he gets a Switch 2.

pre-orders two

shows confirmation E-mail as proof

reveals order number in the process

Troll uses this to get his order cancelled.

"MY DETRACTORS S O C I A L L Y E N G I N E E R E D MY ACCOUNT!"

Phil does have one amazing trait for streaming and that is that he is a human cockroach. Most don't have the endurance to stream for years while being unsuccessful.

game is shit, how do we fix it

LET'S COPY ANOTHER SHIT GAME

Look at this fucking retard.

armored core 6 is a great game you're just a faggot

I seriously double up laughing everytime he mentions being hardworking. Sitting on his ass playing video games for a few hours a day as people throw obscene amounts of money at him for the most banal and minimal of commentary. And he plays the games so shit too, medium difficulty and like a complete tard.

he is even less financially responsible than your average hood nigger

fromschlop is grate pls buy next time ;_;

it is you're just a faggot thats it

reddit ages xisters... not like this

It's so great you need to explore this shit board in order to find threads where you can goon over your garbage.

He deletes every comment that's even slightly critical of him. Plus, he also buys viewbots.

STAND AND FIGHT
AND
FIGHT

My favorite is when he calls the room he plays videogames in his "office".

He hasn't been funny because of Youtube's moral policing and because decades of detractors and age have worn him out.

I think it was when that homeless guy donated his last 20 dollars to Phil after falling for his begs that the tone of a lot of people really changed

you need to calm down

So they went from Simon Says to Red light Green light?

Almost 30 is young though right? haha

Doom, brought to you by Fisher-Price

Not an fps

Someone called his bank using court documents, the bank statement was all liquor, doordash, and WWE champions. He spends money like nobody's business. Nearly every single meal, lunch and dinner, is doordash.

they removed dashes so you have to play the fisher price game

he's literally me

*starts sobbing

before I met Kat I was always so angry

What did he mean with this? He literally is seething every single day.

People like me now Craig

Meanwhile Wings actually got kinda far in Doom Dark Ages
Is WingsofRedemption better than DSP when it comes to vidya?

If the spergs on Anon Babble can learn to cook, anyone can.
Always was. Wings was legitimately good at cod at one time.

Wow, guess it's true a fool and his money are soon parted

that's such a fucking erotic picture

If the spergs on Anon Babble can learn to cook, anyone can

Being a good cook is all just being able to afford the ingredients and tools. Literally any retard can cook amazing dishes with internet instruction.

It's really all about experimenting. If you use your brain, you can make something edible out of very few ingredients that other people would struggle to even think up.

holy kek

literally simon says

Video games are art!

tortanicfaggots and anti-xboxs are trying to say the game is in the wrong for letting him barely scrape by like this

this is the nigga who turned Doom 2 into a covershooter, can't really blame the game for his autism. Losing at a game genuinely hurts him mentally.

Guys, he has a FAMILY, ok?

Blame ULTRAKILL

Why do all the guns look the same in this shitty game?

why does the demon shoot 1 blockable projectile every time? does he have a secret crush on doom guy?

making it big

He blew most of his money on gacha shit. He lives in a small home in washington with no a/c. His entire income is dependent on 2-3 paypigs throwing donos his way.

Casually threatens to fucking kill you if you talk about his lawsuit

Stay back, Anon Babble. This guy is dangerous.

No, I'm saying the game is simply dogshit incarnate certificate.

no fuck off and die

Is DSP so niche now that numods don’t even recognize he’s an eceleb and prune this thread, lol?

it's a dark day when even DSP can easily beat your game

Keyed

reminder Pandalee said they had sex 3 times during their entire relationship and she had to initiate it every single time, he was not into it at all

I mean, there's a lot that comes with practice. The recipes on the internet are often outright fucking wrong.

Is that actually pandalee? Damn.

What the fuck is this? It's like it was designed for babies

I believe it. Pigroach has no libido. Last I heard, Panda is getting married soon.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I ROBBED
KINO CASINO

fiancee is some ripped gigachad bro who takes her to the beach constantly so he can carry her around on his shoulders

I feel bad for him knowing he's getting Oinklers sloppy seconds

What the fuck is even the point of having her around? Maybe he is actually gay or the pills he took in high school screwed him up.

Implying they ever prune eceleb threads

I miss early Phil. He was much livelier back then. Even used to drop the occasional inspirational speech.

It's part of DSP's whole mature adult act. He needs to have a girlfriend because that is what is considered normal. He had to get married so he can seem like an adult.

Panda did good despite wasting her entire youth on the pig.

onions

get an actual virgin partially asian gf

she wears nice dresses, makes an effort to a feminine housewife, spends all day keeping your mancave clean and cooking you dinner

straight up begs for dick

ignore her, show zero gratitude and act like she's something stuck on the bottom of your shoe

between this, the helicopter job and the millions in donations, this dude is completely the architect of his own despair. It's like God is just giving him winning lottery tickets constantly and he's too fucking stupid to cash them.

That’s one massive head.

SEMEN LOW

Panda was good for business. Popular with his audience. Vaguely attractive girl. Somewhat funny (for a girl).
It was probably one of those mutual benefit things. She was drawn to his large audience and clout, seeing it as an opportunity to start her own career from. And he was drawn to how hard a pull she was for his sexstarved thirsty audience.

She blew the fuck up too. Since DSP can't fuck and won't let her exercise, she has nothing to do but eat.

dsp is a massive faggot
somehow his detractors manage to be even bigger faggots than him

I'm not going to play Stellar Blade because I'm married, stupid.

Right yeah because treating women well and respecting them and loving them and like you appreciate them totally works, doesn’t it…

heh I'm gonna fire my awesome guns at doomguy I sure hope he's not going to hit the reflectable projectile that is also a bright green color with his shield that would suck

What kind of revisionism is this? His audience hated her from day one. They wanted to see John Rambo but Phil shoved down Panda down his audience throats.

that’s unironically the ugliest woman i’ve ever seen
what a disgusting creatura

Detractors don't actually watch phil's shit and aren't actually fans, despite what some people may say due to the kiwifag brigade. The old guard have mostly gone off to other things, the detractors of today are mostly newfags. The only trolls who genuinely hated panda are tevin and some of the other tihydp creators, but they only really hated her because she was white trash from Appalachia.

theres only one kind of woman who would date a man who spends all of his money on WWE gacha games

She looked ok before she got fat

I just dislike the parrying, I'd prefer to stay moving constantly. and not have to focus on parry timings to optimally play the game.

she's ok

slampigs maximize for plapping not facial attractiveness

This has nothing to do with detractors. His normalfag audience from back then loved John and hated how Panda replaced John in some of the coop sessions. Don't know why you are trying to make up some fake scenario just because you are a coomer.

oh so is this a rated T game? E10+?

I just don't understand why DSP has to act like he's on the in for everything. He states he's a massive DOOM fan and always has been, but doesn't know shit. He claims that he was big on building PCs in the early 2000s and did shit like LANs, but every PC setup stream shows how absolutely clueless he is about anything regarding PCs.

the beatslayer...

He is a literal pathological liar. One of the defining traits of that mental illness is that you lie even when it gives you zero benefit.

SHIT AND PISS

missed the janny app eh?

Why does he eat like he's in pain or in a porno?

I'm not that other anon. I'm explaining why the pandalee revisionism is occurring.

people paid 400 bucks to watch this

laziest game ive ever seen

Literally zero fucks given kek.

I do this

kek