10 hour campaign for $70

no roguelike

thank fuckiung god indieslop finally ends

no MP

thank fucking god corpo live service slop finally ends

20-30 hours is still a fucking scam at that price and performance

Only if they actually put effort into it. Half-assed roguelike modes are just as bad as slapped-on multiplayer. If you're gonna add replayability, make it meaningful, not just "here’s randomized rooms and a perk system lol."

10 hour

only if you rush
shill man lives said its 15-20 to 100%, Mortismal said 30 for 100% and 2 playthroughs
so its not that short

youtube.com/watch?v=5xdYmMdIPOw

11 hours

i'd say add a couple more if you wanted to run around exploring absolutely everything...

He doesnt even beat games, he uses SAM and you can see it in his steam profile for games with bugged achievements.

every single gameplay clip I see looks lamer than the last, it's almost impressive

10 hour

Lies

10 hour campaign with replayability thanks to insanely indepth difficulty customization

This also allows appeal to both sides of the fracture between 2016 and Eternal fans

No bullshit slapped on roguelike, multiplayer or extraction/royale shooter fotm slopmodes

70 bucks for a singleplayer campaign that doesn't try to be more than it needs to be

It will probably go on a deep sale in 12 months like most single player games if you don't want to pay full price

Do you have any actual criticisms?

Isn't it $80? I'm gonna play on gamepass anyways

zero master

yea so its 20+ hours then, for an FPS that's actually good

I mean, do you really expect an FPS to have a 50 hour campaign?

yeah, the gameplay looks like it sucks ass

replayability thanks to insanely indepth difficulty customization

i'm not even a hater but this is not a good thing. Instead of a carefuly crafted solid experience we get this customizable slop

So did Eternal and people slurped up that shit.

You people were fine with that back in the 90s.

At $70+ I fucking do

This, ALL games should take over 100 hours to finish to justify me spending ANY amount of money for a children's toy.

He can't fathom being able to fine tune something to his specific wants including making things harder than the devs ever intended

Guess you think kaizo mario, any form of modding and no-hit runs for games are shit as well, huh?

nah that's just casual playthrough with al the cutscenes

STAND

this somehow manages to look worse

I have no faith in the discerning taste of the average consumer

Can you point to a single $70+ FPS that has a 50 hour campaign that isn't just a generic Ubislop RPG-lite open world collectathon disguised as an FPS?

This, letting tranny casuals be able to play games how they like makes so insanely angry because I'm not the one being exclusively catered to, I've been a gamer all my life and they owe me for being so loyal.

No but addictive post game content at least on the level of RE 4 post game and or no regression from previous title performance without a major upgrade in graphics is a start
You people will eat shit with a smile and wonder why you're sick

The trannies make up most of the hardcore speedrunning leaderboards, by your own logic they should be the ones getting catered to.

Tell us what kind of post game content you demand from a Doom game.

I don't think the inital playthrough time matters that much, I can beat the og doom or duke 3d in an hour or 2 but i've replayed them dozens of times
The new doom games are like blockbuster movies cheap disposable entertainment you forget about almost immediately after watching

Something worth $70 and being able to run at 144fps on my 5090 without upscaling
Having standards is why I can afford nice things btw

it's 13 hours full walkthrough on utube, but i'm sure you could drag your feet like a retard and add 100 hours to it

And what would be worth seventy dollars to you?

agree with these posts on the multiplayer stance, not so much on the "I'd pay $70 for a ten hour game" stance

without a major upgrade in graphics

Oh god, you're one of those 'grafix' retards.

No but addictive post game content at least on the level of RE 4 post game

RE4 is a 4-6 hour game by it's own admission. I get it that RE4 might be your autistic hyper fixation but few people are going to play through a game 10 times. RE4 doesn't even have the post-game content to do 10 playthroughs.
We follow back to your previous argument and RE4 would never be worth 70 bucks.

What fucking CoD game has a non completionist 10 hour campaign? Or fuck, a 10 hour campaign at all?

144fps or more at 4k native

some roadmap and assurance of post game content

RE 4 is not asking for $70 and the mercenaries mode with multiple characters and multiplayer adds replay value
Also the gameplay and story wasn't forgettable
Sorry for having standards and not paying more for less because they wanted to cut corners

Most normal people were upset eternal lacked the originally planned invasion multiplayer

"Elden Ring is 30 hours long!"

Day 1 modding support so the community can make their own levels.

PS3 graphics

Parryshit

Need top of the line GPU for the game to work

No challenge

Worst enemy design ever

Slow Motion shit

Mobile game UI

No Mick Gordon

is this the worst game of all time?

Closest you'll probably get are Black Ops 2 and Cold War strictly from the branching narrative for multiple endings/playthroughs. Then maybe Black Ops 3 that had the 'Nightmares' campaign that was just rejigged levels with zombies in them.

New game +, since this game was extremely linear in terms of what you're given.

It makes sense fps heads would drink from the cum chalice, look how many industry destroying practices started with them

appeal to both sides of the fracture between 2016 and Eternal fans

The debate here comes down to amount of combat mechanics, how are difficulty settings meant to address this at all

Also the gameplay and story wasn't forgettable

RE4 is a snoozefest, like most RE games. It has like 4-5 good lines and a handful of memorable encounters and that's about it.

RE 4 is not asking for $70

It was asking $50 in 2005 which is $82 today. So the only reason it became worth it was they cut the price in half when they released it with a coat of paint and a parry mechanic.

10 hour campaign

Nigger, Eternal was a 10 hour campaign. TDA is twice as long if not more.

Gachas

Sports

Skins

RPGs

Battle passes

ASSFAGGOTS

I'm glad zoomfags got what they deserved.
Bing bang wahoo in shit, faggot retards.

It was amount of combat mechanics required within the sandbox.
Tweak the sandbox.
I usually mod my games to be more unforgiving.

PS3 graphics

I thought that was a badge of honor these days since older systems were so much better than newer ones.

When you're so obsessed with Mario you say his sound effects without rhyme or reason.

without rhyme or reason.

But enough nuzoom game design

As someone with OCD, I’m completely in favor of tighter 10-20 hour games
They’re more replayable, they don’t bog you down with 100s of hours of fetch quests and collectibles, they aren’t something you have to dedicate weeks to just to finish (this is different from putting a ton of time into a shorter experience that rewards raw skill improvements, like dmc or something)

More buzzwords.

Can't turn off annoying HUD messages like mission objectives when you could in 2016 and Eternal.
Punch and use are on separate keys again for some reason. Trying to bind both actions to the same key causes the "use" function to break.
The mech sections are bullshit slapped on.
Can't have a different sensitivity for the dragon and slayer. Dragon controls feel way too slow.

I'm sure when you see "game design" you see buzzwords. Nuzoom's devs had the same reaction.

Just a 10-hour CAWK OF DOODY campaign

Charges $70 that Sonyfags have to pay for to play

Kek, all hail Gamepass and the Xbox Dynasty. Sonyfags crawling in the mud like animals.

Oh, and there's no fucking fast travel in a game that is full of points of no return. The game doesn't even tell you how many secrets are in each section, just for the entire mission.

free on gamepass :)

I though zoom was the category for the youngest gamers and developers, what's the point of adding "nu" to it?

playing this on Xbox

Fucking lol

Just a 10-hour CAWK OF DOODY campaign

I's hilarious how someone says something wrong and then a thousand others parrot it like mindless drones as loud and often as they can.

fast travel in a linear singleplayer game

???

it's twice that am-ACK!!!!!!!!!!!

You're clearly upset, so I find that hilarious.

DF has proven that the game looks and runs better on XSX VS PS5. XSX holds a consistent and steady 60 FPS with zero dips. PS5 has noticable dips and an unstable frame rate in more heavily animated battles.

Did you not play Eternal?

Eternal had fast travel that unlocked at the end of the level so you could jump around the map and collect secrets without having to replay the entire mission. It's an odd omission in TDA.

it didn't seem appealing compared to 2016 so no

Growing up is realizing that Halo was a normalfag series and so is DOOM. It was never for "le nerds" or "gamers" it literally appealed to the people who grew up to be white bread milquetoast men who like guns, trucks, hunting, and beer.

It's why I primarily play JRPG's and things that I know normalfags think are "gay" and if that makes me a hipster then so be it.

I like Doom and JRPGs

Eternal let you travel to earlier parts of the map right before you exited, to prevent the bullshit 2016 had where a door would lock behind you and you wouldn't be able to go back for any missed secrets.

seems like a bit of a cop-out

That places you in the *looks at list* failed normalfag category. Congratulations. You didn't fully commit to one side, and I guess there is nothing wrong with that ultimately.

insanely indepth difficulty customization

It was an objectively good thing that was removed for no reason.

can you fail at something you never even attempted

if you say so

10 hours long

people who paid premium for early access cope by saying its 20 hours if I walk slow and routinely change my diaper irl

Just say you dont have any friends next time bro

70 god damn dollerydoos

for 10 hours tops

lol what a fuckin joke
once again i dodge paypiggy and wageslave idiocy by refusing to 'pre-purchase'

It's also hilarious how you people always respond with "no u u mad xD" like mindless drones.

This, you fucked up you get punished, play the entire stage again to get your bing bing wahoo trophy.

Growing up is realizing everything you like is now for normalfags because you're no longer unique or special by idolizing children's toys.

20-something hours

NTA
Not OP
but there's ain't no fucking way it's 20

Because it's nu, duh.

Special Thanks: Steve Saylor

He's also a simp for Alyssa Mercunte.

Too lazy to make a new category?

Nah, that's gay.

assurance of post game content

you're the reason video games fucking suck

tranny child

errrmmm you're gonna need to copy and paste some more hallways and add some level grind walls if you want MY money

Gamers tm are the lowest iq.

There is no reason to be upset. I understand your frustration.

You could beat Eternal without doing glory kills, but can you beat TDA without parrying?

ebin win my brother

About as creative as nuzoom devs

lmao the streamers play this game at 150% speed and it still looks slower than eternal

Why do you want to be one of them?

i loved eternal, how different is the pace between this game and eternal?

I don't, I just don't need to be any better.

It's a completely different game.

i don't want to be them, i want to be them

fuck...is it at least similar to 2016?

$70

10 hours

Half of that is cutscenes of shitty Warhammer wannabe "lore"

Game isn't even on the disc if you bought the physical.

lol microshit

Its $80

Dude, fuck you. You're the reason why everything became a bloated Ubislop open world game.

okay so this is bait. and i know its bait. but people who actually have this mindset are the sperm their mom shouldve swallowed. a game just needs to be good, and the replayability comes from WANTING to play it again. you know. like how games USED to be?

Whatever faggot it will be on sale in 4-6 months at fair value and I can cuck them out a full sale
Don't care if it makes you mad my money my choice
Excuse me for living during a time the complete game was on the disk and didn't need a day one patch bitch nigga

He's not talking about wanting more bloat, he's saying that a game with 10 hours of content should AT MOST be $40, and that better be the best fucking 10 hours of the year. Game devs are spending too much fucking money making their shitty games and charging gamers too much.

$80 IS OUTRAGEOUS FOR A TEN HOUR GAME

american reading comprehension

Don't buy it at all: just pirate. If you give them even a single cent it signals them to make more slop.

Did they seriously add a romantic subplot to the story?

If $70 is a lot for you, you shouldn't be playing games.

I'm fine with it, but I'll be buying it next year for $10 after all the performance issues are ironed out

Thank you for actually understanding my point
They do deserve it it'll also run better

The game has what is essentially a Mario game's story. A princess gets captured by the big bad and the main character needs to defeat him and his multiple form changes.

be rich

still playing games with children and poorfags

What the hell is wrong with you? Go out and buy coke for young women and have sex, loser. GO AWAY

Fps games don't need to be more than 12-20 hours, you want more than that then play rpg and strategy games

Funny you should say that, I spent my weekend doing shrooms with friends.

malding THIS hard

lol stay jealous, faggot.

Or I'm not a retard that parts with his money easily
Before you cope my system is a 9950X3D 5090 combo, just because I have money doesn't mean I should burn it on shitty games that cut corners during development
Men should have principal also we hurt everyone by doing this shit

Thank you for saving me $70 OP. Sounds like shit. Fuck zoomers and their rock bottom expectations.

shitty games that cut corners during development

Name some good games then anon. What do you think is worth spending money on.

Strangers of Paradise
Expedition 33
Ultra kill (better game BTW)
City of the wolves
Anything that doesn't run like dogshit pretty much

Expedition 33

ah yes, Anon Babble's flavor of the month. hey, do me a favor. show me your nose real quick.

I'm actually rich too. I was able to quit playing vidya but I couldn't quit Anon Babble lmao kill me

you're jewish if you like good games and not BING BING WAHOO GREEN LIGHT RED LIGHT

lol, lmao even

Strangers of Paradise

Trash

Expedition 33

Trash

Ultra kill (better game BTW)

Good

City of the wolves

Trash

Anything that doesn't run like dogshit pretty much

Dark ages runs butter smooth on my PC locked at 120fps. Get a better computer.

Now try that 4k native retard
Why the fuck would I buy a 5090 and not do 4k gaming dipshit
Meds I'm buying it once it's on sale

fps games don't need le heckin parryshit but here we are

Even 10 hours is on the long end. I replayed Eternal several times in its first month, but I feel no desire to go back to Dark Ages for a while because it's so fucking long. Replaying individual levels isn't fun because you keep all your stuff from later levels.

show me your nose real quick.

That's ironic since the game you're defending is published by bethesda :skull: :skull: :skull:

Why do you lie OP? the first open level alone is at least 2 hours if you're going for 100% and not playing on baby difficulty. FPS games have never been and should never be 30+ hours that shit would get old really fast.

The only game I know if in the last decade worth paying for (off the top of my head) is probably Schedule 1.

one man dev team

good gameplay loops

making new content and adding it as it's ready

inexpensive, lots of content already

good humor

The standard for "worth buying" is whether or not it's a moral good to give money to whoever will get the money from your purchase. For ALMOST EVERY SINGLE CASE it is a moral evil to give them money. Pirating is therefor a moral good.

4k

4k is bloat. 1440p ultrawide is all you need. As evidenced by you having performance issues and me not.

Meds I'm buying it once it's on sale

So you're actually just destitute lmao

no roguelike mode

Are you fucking retarded? You're just making up bullshit at this point.

He thinks spending recklessly is a sign of wealth

I only see dudes who only get money or jobs from mommy or daddy act like this
I like by sheckles and a dollar saved is a dollar earned

1440P ultrawide

LMAO
LMAO