Only ~30 employees

Because it's paid counter shills and sheep who believe them, the entire existence of this game is a middle finger to every corporate slop and AAAA studio in bussiness today, they fear this game's success and what it could mean for their profits, and Anon Babble must not be allowed to enjoy good games, they must argue and shit on everything.

Ah yes the classic us vs (((them))). That would totally work if the game wasn't shit

around 30 developers is the right way of saying it
employees could mean anyone involved, VA's, marketing, testers etc.. those could be in the hundreds and have exactly zero input on the game itself

Do you even get paid to be like this?
You can

Then it'd hardly be >le small indie team
If they disclosed all of their employees

Distilling truth to those on the fence is more than payment enough.

Because very doesn't play video games, and if they do they have terrible taste. Always do the opposite of what you see here.

kek you just admitted to having an agenda for your shitposting

only ~30 employees

You are fake news.

I don't get modern AAAshit, it needs big budget with lots of workers, middle management and highly paid incompetent CEOs just to sell meh to mid?

Are investors and shareholders really that greedy that they're willing to gamble large amount of money and lives just to see line goes up?

truth

You have to first play the game start to end to speak about truth regarding it. With no experience of the full package, it's grifting at best, and you could easily avoid E33 threads if you don't like the game, dropped it or never touched it, but here you are, shitposting in ignorance.
Pitiful.

They will hire the karens will rainbow hair soon since they're ubisoft employees

Yeah, I'm sick of seeing shills, so I'm going out of my way to enter threads that deepthroat E33 and pointing out its flaws.

The only reason I'm in this thread that is clearly being sarcastic about the game's success, is to also take a quick jab at how fucking retarded the hype around it is.

Reminder that said 30 dev team and plebbit writer ended up with generic ass picrel with unreal store asset flips

The outsourcing to different studios created the Clair Obscur everyone knows.

wow youre one pathetic nigger, at least the indians are getting paid to do it

Doesn't surprise me you didn't pick up on the sarcasm. You probably think the OP is unironically glazing your shit game.

And hundreds of freelancers, including entire animation team.

pointing out its flaws.

God ahead then, actual flaws, not the things made up by the jeets

Yes, the line must always go up, which means ever bigger budgets to make bigger games to make more money
Yes, they are THAT retarded

Yeah, I'm sick of seeing shills, so I'm going out of my way to enter threads that deepthroat E33 and pointing out its flaws. /s

Here you go kind stranger! Have an updoot xD

kek hes lost it

That's one way to cope with your retardation

They outsourced battle animations retard-dono, not character design or art direction

script writer was a complete amateur

Yeah it shows

only ~30 employees

>script writer was a complete amateur who's previous background was at a hedgefund
>found their music producer from some obscure forum

It shows

Or normalfags, i'd rather have the jeets to be quite honest with you.

Never and it never will.

It doesn't even work anymore. back in the PS2 days devs would develop their own systems for things if existing shit was subpar.
with jack and daxter they made their own animation interpolation system and the animation director would make sure that it's being used properly and everything is interpolating correctly.
with Ratchet and clank the animation director would pull you into his office and tell you to redo your animations if he saw any foot sliding or unacceptable clipping, this went for the movement programmers too.

Now days devs rush shit out and have no standards, directors don't give a fuck either. they let the most low quality shit through.
But i have to say E33 is the same sort of shit. it's not polished at all and has all the same problems as the rest of this hastily made AAA unreal engine slop that uses UEs built in shit as quickly and as lazily as possible.

You lost against pakistan, fucking pathetic

I hope they kill each other and take afrikans(france) with them

because dick sucking over a product is gay

>only ~30 employees

checks credits

500+ people

afrikans(france)

You sound american

amazing story

LMAOOOOO
Decent story, that's it.

Literally all of those are lies + get an ad

if you count shit like the guys playing saxophone and the the guy that stocks the vending machine sure

Because it could have been a soulless Ubislop cashgrab, and the fact that it isn't makes (((them))) angry

it isn't UE5 souless parryslop?

They obviously didn't given how many technical artists and studios they paid,
but feel free to disagree. Viva le France right?

I mean comparing to the average Final Fantasy RPG?

the evil corporation is so EVIL and they are destroying the planet by harvesting its energy.

btw have we mentioned how EVIL the corporation is? They are so EVIL and they are EVIL like SOOOO EVIL they even experiment on people

but they don't know the TRUE evil is the DBZ villain with a katana who harvests the energy into himself and transforms into 5 different forms like Freiza

btw have we mentioned he's EVIL look he killed this girl he's SOOO EVIL and he's so STRONG too

you need to power up and become SO STRONG and fight with monsters and DBZ kamehameha lazer beam

5 sequels and 3 remakes and a million AMV's showing how STRONK the anime sword villain is with the spiky hair and the arrogant DBZ nonchalantless.

what if it turns out the whole thing was in a simulation and the whole game was meaningless.

woah.. mind blown. I bet no ones ever done that before. there's probably not even a name for it

you're so fucking clever!...

..Btw that reminds me the "All Just a Dream" page on TV tropes needs to be updated with Cair Obscure E33 added to the list.

It's spelled vive la France, viva is spanish / italian

aiiie the story didn't go the way I wanted it to so it's baaaaad

SAAAR REDEEM SHARTPEDITION 33 IT GOTY SAAR

That's spanish retard jeet

financed with an interest free loam from lead nepo-baby's dad

shilled aggressively before and after reoease on the level of AAA slop

projectile vomit of masoncattle symbolism

abloobloo he was financed by his family instead of kikes

Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
The industry has been captured by PR gremlins. These PR gremlins cultivate an unsustainable economy of lies: they sell problems, rent out solutions (marginally smaller problems) and deceive everyone -- shareholders, developers, customers and players. They don't care about the quality or reception of the product, they don't care about what you believe, love or hate and they don't care to convince you of anything. The more controversy, the better for them.

Their final goal however is to distract and placate you, while high finance (read: their owners, banksters) turns your passions and lifetime into vacuous commodities.

be PR gremlins

gaslight publisher into whipping developers into frenzy to create super-slop

gobble up the majority of the "development" budget, recommend hiring nepotists

proliferate more slop to e-grifting parasocialites to fan the flames; hype a product you know will fail miserably, gaslight customers and shareholders with predatory marketing

reinvest a fraction of your hyper-bloated budget and buy copies through subsidaries and at a discount to gaslight everyone some more, after padding stats shortterm refund to ruin them longterm

simultaneousely shill for and against the product to maximize controversy and thus traffic, engagement and demand of your service and that of your buisness partners, such as consultation rackets

eventually come out of it being the sole profiteer, blaming everyone else

In other words: if you're a shareholder of a publisher or developer studio instead of an investor to a marketing agency, then you are a barely functional lobotomite.

by his family instead of kikes

Subtext, debtcattle, learn to parse it

I have hated star ocean 3 because of that.

Dilate ubislop tranny, nothing about the praise this game is getting is fake, it is alllllllll authentic, bona fide.

nothing about the praise this game is getting is fake, it is alllllllll authentic, bona fide.

pftttthahahahah , it's a ue5 shart game with parry, not even a mediocre RPG, just a full on shart

wah wah wah

Cry

ok sar, goodbie sar do the needfoil as awalys

COWS ARE MEANT TO BE EATEN, I LOVE EATING BEEFS
Cope, dilate, kill yourself

their heads are even too big in the 2D art

first time playing a jarpig, zoomzoom?

Who the fuck cares?

Why didn't Maelle resurrect Gustave?

Why are all women in this game anorexic? Look at OPs image. Arms like sticks, literally no waist.

she didn't have his chroma

Because white people enjoy slim, petite women and not brownoid atrocities.

shit game for normalfags

a product of passion always beats the work of a corporation

Many such cases

based

who cares if the proportions are fucked in a game that tries to boast "amazing UE visuals"?
OK we get it this game is perfect and your response to every problem with it is "who cares".

People on this board should be super behind this game considering it's pretty much the antidote to the shitty dev practices that are killing gaming. Fuck your "I must hate the popular thing" bullshit mindset

Your complaints are fucking retarded, it's not trying to be realistic

photo...realism? it's everything opposite of that

it's not trying to be realistic

OK are the devs retarded then? why does it use all the latest horribly optimised shit in UE5 to try and look realistic?
Why does it use UE5 to start with? if it had an actual art style and optimized visuals the game wouldn't need to force AI scaling.

script writer was a complete amateur

"it was all a dream" !

yeah, we can tell

Everyone uses EU5 it's literally free.
It doesn't

/thread
2012 Anon Babble would be worshipping this gaem

keep seething
the game is charming

Because he's probably gonna be the focus of the dlc, so he's someplace else

literally happens every new Fromsoft release, every big name JRPG, every pozzed new AAA game.

Filtered brownoid.

maybe if you tongue nigger assholes

aiiieee 5 niggers in the intro you never see again

It's not working jeet sissies

better go back to our 'prologue has negro npcs' narrative!

This entire board was nothing but Skyrim when that came out

talking about a videogame on the videogame board is shilling

Sorry your bbc offtopic threads are getting pushed to page 10

you didn't play the game. Shut the fuck up you fucking retarded waste of oxygen.

its pretty fucked if u think about it
we know that reviewers dont play the games for longer trhan an hour so they stuffed all the faggy and nig shit here. they did it just so reviewers give them good scores lmao

More like so americans or the EU wouldn't immediately try to cancel the game

Smart of them!

you are an insane person. Take a break from Anon Babble for a while and experience the real world.

chat is this real

Like DS1, right? Oh, wait. It was a failure and didn't even win the Geoff award despite him having Kojima's dick in his ass.

start game

unreal logo

oh boy here we go

obnoxiously long cutscene

finally get control of character

smearing all over the place, no matter what settings I change it looks like someone spilled vaseline on the camera

yep, garbage

Idealized jewish face (how they see themselves)
No, this isn't charming. Its as globohomo as any other AAA.

There's not faggot shit, and killing literally every nigger in the starting 20 minutes of the game sends the right message.

bro its MEANT to look like smeared shit, dont you understand, the entire world is a PAINTING and its totally not because UE5 is fucking terrible and looks like garbage, it's supposed to in E33!

post hands rajeet

All gookmoot had to do was ip ban india

you just dont know how to read Anon Babble
its clearly well received if
the contrarian niggers are detected and ignored

shieeeeeeeeeeeet beutaiful hababbit what a

script writer was a complete amateur who's previous background was at a hedgefund but wrote an AMAZING story

The big "secret" to writing is that you can't be taught to write well. You live your life and then you write about it, sometimes literally, sometimes metaphorically. That was obvious to people who wrote even as recent as the 19th century, in America even of all places.

The script writer btw.

This is why thread ip count was removed.

Half chinese, half jewish, the ideal propagandist.

Shit game. Retard fanbase

yes there is
1) before harbor to the left. 2 fags that can be interacted with
2) on top of the stairway leading to the harbor: a faggot holding up a picture of his partner and sobbing about him. this is unmissable.

Relax. Everyone here knows at their core that the game is amazing, and now that GTA6 has been kicked it's going to sweep GOTY (not that GTA6 would have deserved to win, but it just would because fanboys gonna fanboy, that's the only reason trash like Tears of the Kingdom even stood up to BG3 but luckily the better game won in that case, probably wouldn't have happened here because GTAfags are larger in number than Zeldafags and even more pretentious and gay).

Lune is relentlesly beautiful.

Oh mama, here comes the milk truck!

What the fuck are you talking about?

You're a very easily manipulated chud. You don't even care about the products you consume, you just follow directions

upgrade your pc so you can see detail outside of cutscenes

Idk, I spent a lot of time in the intro talking with most people and didn't see these. It seems to me they're pretty missable.
Are you going out of your way to specifically find faggot shit anon? What are you fucking gay?

What if they are brothers?

I looked everywhere and talked to everyone. You are making shit up, mentally ill jeet.

2) on top of the stairway leading to the harbor: a faggot holding up a picture of his partner and sobbing about him. this is unmissable.

of course it can't be his brother or something, it has to be a fag in your restera headcanon
even if it was, faggots existed in 1900s Europe, sho the fuck cares if there is nothing preachy or out of place about it

Bullshit. Kill yourself

hypotheticals

they are presented as faggots and makes my brain think about worms. they are indisputably a bunch of fags.

THE 2 BROTHERS THAT ARE LIKE 10 YEARS OLD?

HE'S ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT TWO KIDS WITH GREEN GESTRAL HAIR IN THE INTRO?
LMAO!

The writing was terrible

This is what I would have said if I was a brown person

You are so fucking insane

Just saw 2 kids crying about their dead father, fucking faggots

>made their game 50USD so they can get as many people to play it as possible, unlike kike studios who want to charge at least 80USD

this is the best part, I'm seeing people play doom and saying "it's alright". I'm sorry being just "alright" won't cut it for me when it's priced at 80USD, you either deliver the greatest game know to mankind at that price or I'm going to skip it

no, literally after them where you meet maelle with the orphans. when you reach her, head left. and in north of her is the stairway to the pier where the other faggot holds canvas of his lover.

The worst thing about the twist is how quickly Sciel and Lune just accepted it and went on with whatever they’re doing. If I learned that my entire universe was just a painting someone created, that would send me on a downward spiral of existential dread. Imagine 67 years of countless death and misery all just coming down to unresolved family trauma and grief. It’s almost insulting.

You are mentally deranged.

first comes denial, then anger, followed by bargaining, depression, and finally, acceptance.
as good as the game was, it is indisputable that there are both nigs and fags in the prologue.

i'd rather have the jeets to be quite honest with you

No. No you don't. Untel I met and had to work with indians, I used to think that chinks were subhuman, but the fucking poojeet are just on another level.

Characters look ugly. Won't play. Simple as

You realize even games like Deus Ex had fags in them, right?

Forgot to mention I love to suck cocks*

the story and more are AI generated

Post proof I played the game and don't remember any faggots

but feel free to disagree

The fucking credits of the game disagree with you.

This was both wrong and stale the first time I saw it posted. Now it's boring.

[Journalists liked that]

I'm trans, btw.

I don't see them sucking each others dicks though?

I said the exact same thing to my brother yesterday, I guess I was gay al along

I pirated it on PC but bought a PS5 physical copy after I was done with it. I can see myself replaying it every couple of years. If you have a good game you should really try to put it in as many hands as possible.

It's subtext.
I have already went into in another thread.
Aline can paint people with conscience, Alicia can't. That's why she controls them and verso in her ending. Akin to this, Lune and Sciel haven't been in control since they were brought back after they gommaged at the end of act 2. They are just restored chroma, they act human, but have no power of decision.

brown people think talking to another man (even your brother) is gay

Lmao this tranny sees two man together not holding hands or anything like that and the first thing he thinks about is that they must be gay. Not brothers, friends or father/son, but gay. This is the kind of person that browses this board.

Nah, it's women that think that, especially terminally online fujoshis. Brotherhood is an alien concept to them.

this anon gets it

And hundreds of freelancers

Eight people.
If you start counting QA testing companies, add their accountant too

They are just restored chroma, they act human, but have no power of decision.

I like your interpretation but I don't think it it matches Lune's behavior

It's supposed to be an joke/easter egg.
The man on the portrait is the lead programmer.

yeah we know since you play tranny garbage like this

in both instances they are sobbing and showing their femininity. the bottoms are having their tops sent away and nobody will be there to look after them past the gommage.

This is the kind of retarded headcanon you'd find in a kotaku article.

NO! IT'S A PICTURE OF A MAN'S FACE, IT'S GONNA TURN ME GAY!

brown people think grieving your brother's death is gay

Disregarding Sciel who was a dumb slut with no importance in the decisions of the expedition, so it doesn't really matter if she is herself or under Alicia's conteol, Lune would have had a field day with everything since the start of act 3.
But she doesn't say anything of importance ever, not when meeting painted Clea, not when sending off painted Alicia, it's always Verso the only one to intervene.
The restored Lune is nothing like the Lune from before act 2, she just follows along with everything Alicia decides. Only after Alicia is defeated and sent out of the canvas in Verso's ending, does she get some form of control, you can see it on her face, she is in shock, but it's too late to do anything.

the bottoms are having their tops sent away and nobody will be there to look after them past the gommage

It's cool of you to unknowingly out yourself as someone who didn't even play the game.

He is a jeet. Reminder that in their shithole, they let their family corpses rot on the roads and nobody even cares about burying them.

bro why are you projecting so hard?
it's really true what they say about people like you

in shock

Anon, she is quite literally seething.

"they are not fags unless the game clearly shows them doing vile things to each other"

i'm not surprised subhumans such as you see things like that at face-value. critical thinking must be completely absent.

didnt play the game

while providing pictures of the two fags and other cool trivia

it's time to move to the next stage of grief.

I will forever be disappointed she doesn't lash out at Verso at the very end and turn into a fight, except she dies in one hit.
The last stand of Expedition 33 and all.

see two men

think of gay sex

why are brown men like this

Erm, why is a bearded man talking to a YOUNG looking lady like that??????

critical thinking must be completely absent.

Yours is also lacking. You haven't even noticed the lesbian pedophile in the prologue.

Anon, she's 33 years old. Childless too.
Lolipedos and "hebephiles" here wouldn't just call her a hag, but a putrefied corpse.

analogy about depression

amazing story

Must by why every indie writes about this shit. It's just easy to impress people with this.

The ending was depressing enough.
Seeing her lose control when she was always the character who was the calm voice of reason would have been pretty impactful. But I guess it would have ruined her character a little.
Her giving you a death stare was brutal enough.

Why do you lie? Over 400 people worked on this artificially shilled game for fake gamers.

just paraphrasing you.

Lune gets abused so much by the entire game it's almost comical. Makes the theories of her being a self insert even funnier.

The only real black guy you see in the game is retarded and he dies in the first few minutes of the game

Prove me wrong but the only reason Anon Babble likes this game is due to their contrarian nature and the fact it is not a AAA release.

If this SAME EXACT game was released but instead it was published by Electronic Arts or Ubisoft, this entire board would be demanding the deaths of the development team and claiming that it was a complete bomb by spamming thread after thread of how much they hate it.

I'll pass. It looks like every other stereotypical western RPG slop.

Bing Bing Wahoo RPG but le epic """mature""", which is ironic cause only 6 year olds should require ADHD button mashies during combat

[if] it was published by Electronic Arts or Ubisoft, this entire board would be demanding the deaths of the development team and claiming that it was a complete bomb

because this game published by either of those two would never be the same, so all the negativity would be there for a good reason

No, the game is pretty good. Act I is fantastic, and while the game falls off on Act II, the "twist" is good by itself (even though it comes with quite a few problems by itself). It's BG3 situation all over again, people just can't believe something this good can still come out today admist all the uninspired, by-the-numbers slop we get.

I know you jeets can't into basic english, but surely, opening a dictionary and look for the definition of "employee" wouldn't be too complicated?

Over 400 people worked on

No fucking shit, if you count all the employees of the publishing company, every instrumentalist in the orchestra, every employee in the studio they hired to record their VA lines because they didn't have one, every VA and motion capture actor, every choir member, everyone from the Scorn studio under the same publisher that helped them port the game, and every employee of the Polish QA company that playtested it, and the dogs, you get 500.
The actual creatives are 30 studio members and 8 animators, outsourcing your playtesting doesn't change the game.

I knew this game will be great from the first 30 seconds of the reveal trailer a year ago.

starts with landscapes and continues with slow artistic shots instead of fast

hyper action shots

classical music that fits the tone instead of modern shit

dialogues are not wasted but slow and meaningful

That can only come from people who deeply respect their project.
I feel developers have forgotten this art. The trailer itself felt like one from over 20 years ago.
I have not followed the progress game since to not get spoiled and I'm gald I was right in my first impression.
I still pirate it, it is what it is.

plebbidditourists think QA and voice acting is like being part of the development team

you can stay loyal to your fucking piratesoftware but dont mention your retardation here ever again, thank you