This game was depressingly boring

This game was depressingly boring

Disappointing story.

The story in both botw and totk is like 8 minutes long. The real problem with both games is it gives you essentially no reason to explore because all the narrative content is relegated to 4 regions. And then once you've done all 4 dungeons there's no substantive content to engage with

What makes it more boring than BotW?

They were both shit

Nintenjeet obsessed with rape

B-but le freedom, like minecraft!

bump

Agreed

Yeah it was ass, it was literally just copy & paste BOTW DLC with barely anything new

Story ended up being the same flashback shit

Skydive towers skip the initial travelling/exploration stage that made a first play through of BotW fun

Underground is boring

Sky islands are good but there’s too few of them

Best part of the game is that sky Island in the story where you can’t climb and it forces you to play like it’s a proper Zelda game for a bit.

I got the game for free and I still feel scammed

depressingly boring

Kek faggot

Faggot

depressingly boring

did he stutter?

Why is OP still haunted by this game years later?

Pedophile snoytranny erc

Looks like a tech demo that gets boring fucking around in after 10 minutes

No wonder no one gives a fuck about it any more

Still posting emulator glitches a decade later

Kek faggot.

I had fun, but I never finished it, same with BoTW.
In both games, after clearing the 4 main dungeons I lost interest before getting enough resources to fight Ganon or get the Master Sword.

twitch views

Kek faggot

Botw was more fun because it was fresh at the time
I don't care if totk is objectively better, the last thing that I wanted to do after sinking 200 hours in botw was to play recolored botw, and that's exactly what shitendo tricked me into doing

25 posts on 3 hours

Seems like your thread is doing worse ;)

DELETE THIS

Botw was good because it was expansive but not overwhelming. Totk throws too much at you at once. I constantly have the impression that there's a hundred different things I could go do at any given time, but none of them stick out as the thing I should do, including the main story.

Post your switch and copy of the game

I wouldn't say it's more boring, it's more overwhelming and tries to fill the world with as much pointless shit as possible without incentivizing you properly to do anything.
I never feel motivated to play it because no objective feels worth reaching.

Am I crazy or is this thread being made daily

BotW is to empty!

TotK has too much content!

This board is an embarrassing cartoon echo chamber.

It's on my pc

Do you really buy shittendo games? kek

Anon Babble is one person

Read my post again, idiot

Am I crazy or is this thread being made daily

Bi-hourly. OP is still seething years later and will never recover.

It's made by a tendie schizo who samefags in these threads all day. It's the only way people will talk about the game so he has to resort to this

Anon Babble is one person

Read my post again, idiot

And now for my trump card, I'll copy paste his post and reply to him with it

bussin gameplay bois fr fr no cap

uh-oh tendoid meltie

Don't care, this garbage is still better than echoes of wisdom
Totk was my biggest disappointment of the entire generation, but echoes straight up offends me. I'll sooner beg for botw 3 than seeing an echoes sequel

Oh look, this thread again.
When will Anon Babble stop crying over TOTK?
I thought we'd get less than the daily BOTW threads but clearly not

I just bought it but I haven't started it yet.

menu opens on the exact item he needs

TotK hatera are truly low IQ retards lmao thankfully nobody cares about them still seething years later XDD

Good, you're at the best part of the game

he wanted a different item so he had to scroll all the way to the left to find it, retard

Won't, and that just proves you haven't played the game ;)

I just bought it but I haven't started it yet

Based. It's one of the best adventure games ever made. That's why OP seethes so much. But he can't name a better adventure game.

Watch it drop below multiple other 2023 games once Eurogamer's best games of the decade list pops out

Wrong ;)

How am I? I play pokemon religiously and it's a fact that gen 8 and 9 outsold botw's shovelware DLC
Totk has 0 cultural impact while chads are still discussing Marnie and Nemona

It's kinda tied with the GOAT

Totk has 0 cultural impact

What was the "cultural impact" of BG3? Let us all know.

Fucking gibberish is all you have lol

Can't, I am working. If you faggots can hold this seething tendie thread for 5 more hours, then I will gladly post proof of my endgame SV team

Ok but I was talking about totk and pokemon??????????? Where did bg3 come from? Are you still butthurt that your shitty game didn't win goty or something?

Eryc, nobody is falling for that snoytranny pedophile cope. And I said switch and game, nothing else counts as proof

Mods must have a field day laughing at all of these pathetic samefag detector posts

Fine, hold the thread for 5 hours then
I will give you my proof (just for you to ignore it completely once you get massively rekt)

Where did bg3 come from?

Why can't you answer the question?

You won't and you never will. TotK is one of thr most acclaimed and successful games of the past 30 years and this makes you shit yourself daily.

Your seething proves me right ;)

There is barely a story and what is there manages to be a clusterfuck and disgrace to the franchise

Nah, I won't

Nice selfie

It wasn't. You just need to go outside to cure your depression and ADHD.

Only photos of your switch and game count, no generic screen shots

the story was better than expedition 33

I really enjoyed TotK's narrative. It's rare to see a simple old fashioned love story between two white heterosexual characters.

TotK is a tale about recovering from tragedy. Link fails to save Zelda in the beginning. He is hurting from the trauma. He is haunted by Zelda's ghost everywhere he goes.

Every shrine Link beats, every heart container he gets, it expunges a little bit of the pain from him. He heals.

In the final redemptive dive, he has a chance to save Zelda where he failed before.

It's so fucking satisfying and amazingly kino I don't know how Nintendo will ever top it.

and why we should trust the journalist media exactly?

WE should trust them when they praise basedtendo

Nintendo is objectively the best, so there are no worries there

I dunno, ask this anon instead

I did all the shrines in BotW. Was alright, 7/10 experience. With TotK I got to a point where I was just bored and rushed the rest of the story. I don't know if this is a common sentiment but the shrines feel way worse in TotK. In BotW they mostly felt like puzzles that were satisfying to figure out even if there were some bad ones. In TotK the shrines feel like janky shit you're expected to jank your way through and it's not satisfying at all.

emulate it around launch month

stutters

locked at 30fps

hate the sage mechanic

doesn't finish it

yuzu gets forked

give it another shot

get the fun mods

including framerate unlock

a bit of stutters still

having a good time

never ever support nintendo

the shrines feel way worse in TotK.

Nah they were much better. I find that such a baffling statement to make. In BotW they were often single room/one puzzle.

In TotK they are huge multi-floored/multi roomed minidungeons. Even the all of the caves and wells have more content, gameplay variety, puzzles and rewards than the shrines in BotW.

equivalent of watching a shitty cam job of cinema movie

Opinion discarded

They could have fixed the breakable weapon garbage but nooooo

yea, thats why I didn't play it on original hardware

They could have fixed the breakable weapon garbage

They did

I had the opposite experience. The shrines in TotK mostly felt like 1 room or 3 puzzles of the same thing but more elaborate in a row. Maybe you're talking about shrines I didn't do but I sure as fuck don't remember many shrines like that other than the kill the enemies ones.

Botw was more fun because it was fresh at the time

Zoomers literally think this.

I liked it, it felt relaxing, however i tend to gravitate towards simulation games, so YMMW.
I thought the snoy's name was Eric? Who the hell is Ercy?

I replayed BotW in its entirety the month before TotK shipped, and I can say with confidence that TotK is just BotW but with more, and mostly better content, especially the Main story, but maybe not so much the memories that you unlock or how kind of extra-retarded the plot is in TotK, but it's ultimately more dramatic thanks to a personal showdown with Ganondorf instead of some blob creature.

In the end they're 2 of the weakest Zelda games and to me they're not even Zelda games ultimately. They don't have the original sauce of the NES game which was more like an open world "mystery" game, or the finesse of games between OoT and SS, which are these Hero's Odysseys where the whole game is crafted around the player's journey as a self-insert protagonist in a straight-laced fantasy adventure.

BotW/TotK is just "Survival Sim" slop to me. I don't get what people see in it other than how it obviously has a great sense of nature.

No one loved slop of the goyim

If that were true you wouldn't be making these threads every day

Dumbass, I was praising the game. You should at least read the posts you're tagging....

Nah, why would I? These threads are too low quality for that

slop of the goyim

but enough about GTA VI

Who in their right mind would pay for this shit? Just download it.

They don't have the original sauce of the NES game which was more like an open world "mystery" game

That's exactly what BotW and TotK are you fucking dunce.

In BotW you wake up in a world of ruin with no idea who you are or what happened. You have to piece the story together by resorting your memories.

Same shit with the Princess Zelda mystery in TotK.

BotW has more in common with the original NES Zelda than any game in the series.

I know this is pasta, however I will admit the core narrative is very good. I just wish everything after the intro and up to Hyrule Castle was better, especially the memories and Sage scenes.
The final catch is very kino.

And just a massive disappointment in general. Elden Ring and BG3 really raped this franchise, huh?

Point taken, sometimes these threads are pretty grody.

I-I was tricked!

you could tell it was going to be the same map from the first reveal trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=Pi-MRZBP91I

Fucking this. TotK is undistilled KINO

criticizes

Where?

And then the sales nose dived. 18 million in 3 months and what’s it up to now? People just stopped buying when they saw it was just more bore of the wild.

Everything in TotK takes extra steps for no reason

remember fairy fountains? Well now you have a long escort mission to unlock each one.

remember koroks? Well now you have to drive them across hyrule field to get a seed

remember weapons breaking? Well we made them break even easier so you have to fuse them with a dildo

remember shrines? Well we added even more and made majority of them worse. Sometimes you also have to carry the shrines to a location before entering it!

you want to shoot a fire arrow? Well now you have to fuse it. every. time. teehee! ^_^

And I'll just say that I think the temples are somehow worse than divine beasts. And the story is really really bad. It'll make you upset at how retarded Zelda and King Rauru act. BotW story wasn't amazing but it was serviceable. And they at least gave you unique cutscenes per champion. TotK repeats the same cutscene every dungeon.

And like what said. It was mostly repetitive. Shrines again? Koroks again? Towers again? Same map again?

Low quality threads for a low quality game.

Stop being retarded on purpose.

Snoy samefagging and agreeing to himself to bump the thread

Why are snoys so fucking pathetic? are they still mad GTA6 got delayed?

These threads are so low quality that I just feel like entering every single one of them and spamming my autistic schizo catchphrases over and over

Make it make sense

worthless janiggers always leave this faggot's zelda threads up every morning, why?

Pedophile snoytranny ercy

Reminder the OP of this thread is the same fag spamming mass quotes and calling people pedophiles to keep this thread bumped and 'active'

because OP isn't breaking any rules. He can voice his opinion and call the game bad without you tendies having a hissy fit over it

go suck off another trannyjanny mod, nigger

OP is a faggot

this is always the case, and it never mattered

umm everyone who doesn't like [my favorite game] is one person

shut the fuck up, newfag.

nigger

And then the sales nose dived

It-it needs to sell 20 million every month!!

Can you even grasp how laughably psychotic you sound?

That's his entire bit, to make the most retarded posts imaginable to get you to argue with him.

now you have to

You don't "have" to do jack shit. But I WANTED to and loved every second. Because I like playing video games.

So get fucked and cry for another 10 years.

Pedophile snoytranny ercy

But I dropped BotW because I didn't enjoy it.

literally the same shit BotW had but more impractical

I mustn't complain about it

do you have a humiliation fetish or something?

he didn’t deny it

See?

How many threads does OP have open right now?

At least three

literally the same shit BotW had but more impractical

Literal fucking gibberish.

mercy

Who?

TotK makes you perform more steps to get the same results.

but it's more fun!

You have to be insane to think pausing and fusing every time to shoot an elemental arrow is more fun.

TotK makes you perform more steps to get the same results.

What a colossal faggot. It's laughable that you think this is an argument.

If a hot girl asked you to fuck her you'd probably just jerk off in front of her because it's the quickest way to get the result you want.

Why are you even playing video games you pathetic loser? lmao

Sex with Twink

bruh what's the point arguing with you if you're gonna throw away the examples I provide to talk about some made up poor analogy. You are illiterate and in denial.

You are illiterate and in denial

She says this, still seething about TotK years later.

This game will still be considered one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time when you wake up. What's that about denial?

This game will still be considered one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time when you wake up.

How does that invalidate any of my criticisms?

non-sequitur

paid reviews and nostalgia doesn't mean the game is good, nintendo game reviews are all meaningless, the nintendo bonus exists for a reason so stop bregging with your fake as fuck metacritic score, dumb fag. If this game didn't had the name "nintendo" on it, it would have been a 6.5/10 at best

criticisms

Where?

paid reviews and nostalgia doesn't mean the game is good

Some fucking retarded schizo seething on hentai pedo image board doesn't mean it's bad.

Who are you trying to convince all these years later? Yourself, that's who. Hope it works out for you.

this game sucks, it left no impression on me

makes a thread about it every single day

See

Why did you make a masturbation analogy instead of addressing his point?

What point? Lying isn't a good debating tactic.

Why did you make a masturbation analogy

I figured the virgin would understand that.

I’m a Bejitabro

anon forgets what he's even arguing about 5 replies into the chain

Just finished Expedition 33 on NG+, now I'm replying TotK again with mods, both games are mastah pieces

You don't have a single convincing argument.

You can't name a better adventure game.

All you can do is seethe on Anon Babble trying to convince half a dozen random anons who are laughing at you.

Both BotW and TotK will still be considered amongst the greatest games of the past 30 years when you wake up tomorrow. Find some way to cope lol.

literally among the most boring games i have ever played, which is shameful for a classic nintendo ip.
if the next game doesn't go back to its roots and preferably with a more whimsical oracle-esque world but in 3d, then zelda is just fully dead to me.

This, anyone that was expecting it to be anything other than a rehash has double digit IQ

BotW was way better.
Making your own car is fun like the first time, every time after that is just a boring drag.
And breakable weapons were at their worst here.
They literally decreased the good things of BotW and the worst aspects made them worse.

Tendies are fucking insane holy shit lmao

Sky Islands were the biggest nothing burger of the game. They literally add nothing to the game.

Oblivion is better

Oblivion is better

Remember when tendies used to brag about the sales number and metacritic score of bore of the wild for an entire year and a half before RDR2 released and those metrics suddenly weren’t so important?

I can’t wait to explore outer space in BOTW 3.

i dont care if todd howard made skyrim and then said this, he's objectively wrong. skyrim is the weakest elder scrolls entry and yet is still to this day miles ahead of Shit of the Fartdom. daggerfall is genuinely more exhilarating than this game.

You only read headlines you stupid faggot

more perfect scores than any game in history

sold 35 million on a single system, will probably sell many millions more on Switch 2

still full price (actually going UP in price on Switch 2)

generally considered the greatest game ever coded by man

Yeah I can see why they're smug about that.

most perfect scores

scored less than RDR2

Something doesn’t fit tendie

scored less than RDR2

Eh?

You think the average Anon Babblejeet has this much creativity? They want their games to be hallway walking simulators

retarded tendie

Got 80% through and put it down. I dont get it, loved BotW but truly found TotK to be the worst in the series, id rather play Link.

remember shrines? Well we added even more and made majority of them worse

This

loved BotW

I love how this board now admits BotW was masterpiece after seething about it every day for 8 years, just they can have a game to compete with TotK. Because nothing else can.

You have to make your own fun bro

How about no, go play minecraft or gmod, faggot

Wrong.

But keep seething on Anon Babble I guess.

I still don't undertand how they completely retconned botw when it's pretty much the same game but with reskinned "dungeons"

you're not dunkey

I know this won't count for some convoluted tendie reason, but here you go.

RDR 2 competes with bore of the wild and is its superior. Metacritic numbers and sales don't lie. At least they didn't between March 2017 and October 2018 :/

stop having fun!!

Kek'd

BotW is considered the GOAT.

RDR2 was going for $12 on xbox store last time I checked.

fun

slop of the goyim

kek

I was going you say, both were excellent games, and RDR2 was a little better. I don't see the problem?

Last I checked RDR 2 sold more and scored better.

Last I checked RDR 2 sold more and scored better

mutilation on 9 different systems

it didn't score more

lol

mutilation

Kek I meant MULTIPLAT but mutilation works too I guess.

It's a game made for 82 IQ nations and children. The real sad part is after how well it sold this is the future ytman.
I guarantee you the defenders are Brazilian.

botw released on 2 systems

rdr 2 released on two systems

sold 17 million copies in a weekend, far, far, far outpacing bore of the wild

scored 97 for Xbox and ps4

bore scored 97 and 96 for switch and Wii U respectively

Again. Tendies boasted about the sales and metacritic score. It was just outdone using your own metrics :/

rdr 2 released on two systems

Switch system had sold ZERO when BotW launched.

To date a QUARTER Switch owners own BotW.

Do the math and tell the attach rate on PS4 and Xbox.
Kek seethe

Lmao man those goal posts moving to the point where you’re playing a different sport now, sport.

You're seething beyond belief.

A sure sign of a seething schizo is this incessant need to offer up alternatives to play.

I don't need Mario Kart World! I can play Crash Team Racing! It's not doing anything Forza Horizon didn't do!

KEK

Man, remember the times tendies would lose their shit if you criticized totk? I'm glad they've finally accepted the truth.

Makes the same zelda seethe threads and posts the same arguments

"It's not me I swear"

lol

criticized totk

Where?

Yeah that was weird haha, looks like they finally came to their senses and accepted that this game is just a pile of shit

They never talk about the game itself either.

They never talk about the game itself either.

TotK is so good it has ruined all other games for me.

I find myself wanting to explore other open world games but being hit with invisible walls, linearity and gated progression.

I find myself wandering off the beaten path and finding nothing there to discover.

I find myself peering into bottomless chasms feeling disappointed that I can't dive down there and explore.

I find myself dealing with baby tier combat scenarios and wondering why I can't use all my inventory to create new scenario-specific items and weapons.

I find myself wishing I could create my own solutions to puzzles and challenges using my own wits and resources.

I find myself disappointed that the game's interconnected systems don't turn every event into a unique set-piece, experienced by me alone.

I find myself limited by the sheer inactive sterilisation of the world around me.

Nintendo have just raised the bar too damn high and now I can't enjoy anything else. Video games have peaked with TotK.

I find myself limited by the sheer inactive sterilisation of the world around me.

It's crazy mind-blowing. You can stand still in BotW and TotK and simply let the rain lash down.

NPCs will run for shelter

water will pool

wildlife will gather under trees, sheltering from the storm

rare fauna and animals will appear

stealth becomes easier because the rain lowers visibility and covers noise

lightning will strike, which may kill me or set things on fire

the world becomes wet, meaning surfaces are hard to climb, yet slick to shield surf over.

combat scenarios are dynamic changed

Even just standing still in Nintend's world, without interacting with the world or even mentioning any of its complex gameplay mechanics, it is running rings around every other game.
All of this is in service of the gameplay, which will create unique situational set pieces, experienced differently by every player.
Nintendo are light-years beyond every other developer.

As a long-time Zelda fan, I'm not surprised at all. This happened with SS and it's happening again with ToTK.

Posting pastas is not talking about the game, sorry.

As a long-time Zelda fan

Post your Zelda collection. You don't even own a single game.

Do you have a document filled with your copypastas

Of course he does, he loves to quote these clearly handicapped people

she says posting the same fake webms for years on end.

Two of the Top Five best games of the century so far have been made by Nintendo.
Learn to cope.
Move on with your life.

This entire thread is one.

Posting the same repeated "criticisms" is good

Posting good things about the game is copypasta

Make it make sense