La creatividad

Imagine what kind of kino ideas are stored on that usb stick.

No, that's was CP

If someone left me a USB stick of Overwatch 2 strategies to win any tournament I'd be delighted.

This should summon up the same joy.

MGS but Snake is a pickle

Apparently, making games after being dead.

It's actually incredible how full of himself he is. I mean I am a fan of his still but you've got to admit it's some sort of personality flaw.

holy... the creator of the usb stick...

I hope it's an entire completed game and he's the Tupac of gaming.

The only reason I like kojima is because he makes people insanely mad for no reason at all, look how many of you are seething over him leaving ideas on a usb for future games. People leave things behind for when they die, this isn't new stop with this forced outrage and be actually mad a twitter screencap threads

"You want my creativdad? You can have it. I left all my ideas I gathered in one USB. Now you just have to find it!"

Please, Kojima. Pull a Gold Roger.

He'll be dead soon

GOOD

Ah yes, the pitchford classic.

hope he remembers to power it every 1.5 years before it erases itself

Powered by a Boktai solar powered cart.

The only reason I like kojima is because he makes people insanely mad for no reason at all

his games are extremey pretentious for midwits and somehow redditors convinced themselves that sniffing kojima farts and playing a food delivery simulator is some high arts type of shit
the people who obsess over kojima's games are the same unapologetically white liberal crowd who have tumblr and a letterboxxd account

Creative perfection

fakku yuu konami

I think it's spite

Grow up loving movies

Get famous making games

So famous no wants you to do anything else

Fuck it I'm riding this train until people stop throwing me money

Meanwhile x33 did the thing he wishes he could do, which is have a coherent plot that isn't artsy for artsy's sake

CREATIVIDAD'S LEGACY!

How much would I be paid if I were to acquire it?

A microfilm containing video game plot ideas that accurately prophesize the future as well as fart, poop, and gay jokes.

He really thinks highly of himself like hes some kind of god. I'm sure plenty of people have plenty of ideas

it's just an archive of random wikipedia pages

we'll have an AI kojima before he dies so he'll live on forever creating kino

I'd give $1000 for it but it has to have nudes of Quiet so I know its authentic.

el creative corpse

terrific idea! Others should do the same. Todd Howard, Suda51, John Romero, Phil Fish, Jonathan Blow, Nina Freeman, Zoe Queen. Etc. the gods of gaming.

Can I get Randy's USB instead?

You have to be a little bit delusional to be successful

I 100%ed death stranding because i loved the game but man all the collectibles in the game basically just being personal movie and music recs by kojima was sone next level narcissism.

No one is forcing you to play his games, anon.

has a massive fucking ego and constantly makes embarrassing statements like proclaiming his game is part of a new genre he made up (said genre is not and will never be a thing)

people make fun of him for it

Durr LE SEETHE

retard lol

Will he drown himself too?

oh how postmodern...

Oh my God

64gb of him being fucked by Norman Reedus in 4k

The ironic thing is that Kojima prefers people hate his games than love them, he said he's disappointed that everyone loves death stranding 2 and wanted it to be divisive.

one single text document

"Do whatever is popular at the moment but make it cringe"

Fucking kek

the USB in question after Kojima dies

USB 3.0 becomes obsolete like a decade before he dies. Nobody at Kojima Productions has a USB 3.0 reader.

He's a narcissist, and that's not meant as an insult he genuinely is a narcissist.

Can I get Randy's USB instead?

*open up Randy Pitchfords USB*

*single .TXT file that reads: "Heyo! NO WAY FAG!"

idea #75

a game about aspiring film maker who starts his journey in videogame industry making cutscene heavy games with deep stories about espionage but quickly becomes friends with all the cool western celebrities and everybody rikes him

This game is about how I invented the camera.

He was literally whining when the first game came out and people were laughing at how shitty the story was.

"Heyo! NO WAY FAG!"

He wouldn't use bigoted words. There would be a 10 hour mp3 of his famous song "Nobody likes a bigot".

invented the stealth genre

invented the strand genre

invented the entire concept of tactical espionage

invented the camera

invented the delivery guy genre of games

the USB holds the secrets to the future of game development and cinematography. it's selfish to hold on to it
he could have some truly mindblowing ideas on there. like some kind of idk... some kind of gadget that allows people to speak over a long distance? too high concept for me to fully formulate

the only based videogame directors are kojima and todd howard

USB stick

you mean the most unreliable form of media preservation?

new game comes out

Game Director: Corpse of Hideous Kojimbo

Bravo. Simply stunting. Wow.

A game about the evolution of cameras

B&W

Colored footage

HD

8K, 360, VR

Each era has screen filters to emulate the cameras of the time.

Just because technology is obsolete doesn't mean nobody has a device to read the data.

The creative dad of videogames.

Is this his last social commentary?

64 gb of pure unfiltered kino

humanity will die out before we run out of ludo, thank you kojimbo

maxed out self-esteem

10 bucks, that's the best I can do.

Going off his concept of "if you do not pray it your character wirr forget abiriti" what about a game where if you don't play it for a week your character dies of dehydration and your copy of the game is bricked? You know, for immersion.

Step 1: have a big sponsor that gives you an aimbot
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

Sour grapes. Kojima is the Tarkovsky, Herzog, Jodorowsky and Lynch of video games. He's a visionary who invented the playable cinéma vérité.

How do you cope with the fact that your dream game might be made after you die?

lol, UBS 2 will outlive you and me, and every USB 3 stick works with that.
Shit will be featuring petabits per second transfer speeds but will still have USB 2 480mbps support as mandatory fallback.

open usb

It's a 1tb folder of feet pics from every woman that worked with him

Did you rike it?

it's just a list of movies he watched recently

Good post

I'm ready for it to leak so we can all shitpost about it.

bad post

I came up with the idea called usb stick

*MiniDisk

It was a magic trick actually

And yet people will continue to say "idea guys" don't do anything. When Nintendo and the guy who invented the camera say idea guys are the most important, I am going to believe them

THE ONE USB STICK IS REAL

Idea 1: Make something like the Terminator 1 and 2

Idea 2: Lord of the Rings but like Dune? I dunno lol

Idea 3: Star Wars but more like Star Trek

Idea 4: Blade Runner but make it so Deckard is Asian and he fights Terminators

Does he have a magic trick on it too?

he will upgrade one of his inventions, the camera, by adding a way to to save a continuous motion picture, it will be called... the video camera

youtu.be/4msIjHlEeSk?si=AlthfbUl1h52VRQ7

It's probably just a text file with a single link to Hideaki Anno's Wikipedia page

you mean dvds

Bull shit. Randy is a hebeGOD.

dont forget random pissing

I don't know whether him or Todd likes to smell his own farts more.

it will be shit the staff is probably what's keeping the place going

Bros can your boss really still give you orders after he's dead in japan

Kojimbles will upload his consciousness to a computer to make sure he's there for the annual TGA dick sucking

i imagine everyone working for kojimbo already hate his guts but they have to keep telling him how much of a genius he is every 10m or so. grim.

Why would they leave a stable job at Konami if that was the case?

How does he manage to stay so humble after all these years?

According to Tim Cain (And a ton of other devs)
Game ideas are worthless and game story ideas are worth twice that.
Hell, it's the exact same in movies as well.

I'd rather have that one than whatever rambling nonsense is on Kojima's.

Am I the only one that cringes at how much of a tryhard this guy is?

he just doesn't want to take all credit

Silent Hills???!!!

The issue with Kojima now is that he has too many yes-men now

Every good creator had people to tell them "no" on their dumber ideas

he invented camera

Can this hack fuck release a good game in between all the times he's blowing himself?

Video Games's George Lucas

It's mostly annoyance at how pretentious he is and also annoyance at how him having diehard retards that will suck his cock no matter how retarded a statement he makes. Even that dumb idea he just said about how he thinks a good idea for a video game would be one where your character forgets mechanics and shit if you haven't played in a while. Obviously retarded idea but there were still people sucking him off and saying how he's a visionary and the only one that treats gaming as an art form. Genuinely delusional shit.

Idea #1: Game where you look through a killer's eyes as he goes on a rampage, but it turns out he was actually an American soldier played by Hunter Schafer saving the world. First game in the shootlook genre

Idea #2: You follow a man as he jumps through obstacles and collects rewards to progress through life. The first NTRlike. Get Harrison Ford and Steve Buscemi to play the main characters.

Idea #3: I dunno just like combine Mad Max with Blade Runner or something. The first 30 minutes should be watching Mads Mikkelsen wake up and take a shower.

thank you, la creatividad

Akira Toriyama's death hit him hard

Actually his problem in Konami is that Konami said no to too many of his ideas so every single MGS game is a shittier version of the game it was meant to be.

format drive

He has plenty of freedom during his time at Konami. It was his team that vetoed many of his outlandish ideas.

64 gigabytes of Joosten feet pics

In 50 years some mercenary is gonna put that into his head, then slowly turn into an insecure japanese man.

we NEED a highly detailed 3d model of kojima before he kicks the bucket

kojima ain't gonna leave us right?

Its just a virus kek

What was the trick? how to make 20 years of your life disappear?

It's not a question of the technology getting obsoleted. Flash storage will stop retaining data once the charges from the flash cells dissipate. This may take as much as 5-10 years but it happens. I only (unwillingly) tested it on SD cards but had several ones that lost data (I used them for periodic OS backups, they are all unreadable now ten years later).

So yeah, that drive will be unreadable ten years later.

Shit will be featuring petabits per second transfer speeds but will still have USB 2 480mbps support as mandatory fallback.

Yeah, and all cables will be rated for USB2 only, unless you buy the samsung/apple branded ones for 10x markup. USB-C was a mistake.

pressed DVDs are reliable, writeable DVDs are completely useless. learned that hard when I moved from all my DVD backups to HDDs.

Are you all fags or women? Who gives a shit if the man's favourite pasttime is auto-fellatio or self-portraits. He makes great games. You want your artists to be confident and without neuroticism. Salvador Dali was a narcissist, what do I care? He made exquisite art.

He talked about one idea before

The game will punish the players for not playing continuously by deleting skills from the PC if the players haven't played for several days

This is explained as the PC getting rusty

"I want them to take sick days and spend entire weekend to beat the game" Kojima laughed