IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

ds3 pilgrims irl

Ben Kenobi?

cygan kurtos

where is his fluorescent lighted office with uncomfortable chairs to sit on for 8 hours a day? wheres the 500+ speeding cars and honking? Where is his shoe size apartment to watch tv for 8 hours in? this is a NIGHTMARE

having to eat slop stew for your entire life because nothing else grows around you

It's a simple life.

that stew is more healthy than any goyslop you have eaten recently

ME LODE

why isn't the son doing all of this

unseen

posts a video of it

Because he moved to the city in search of a "better life"

grandpa, stop larping and get back to the retirement home

Taters!! What the fuck are taters!?!

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this was posted by the official romanian tiktok btw

Oh, a wandering merchant who will sell me HP restoring food.

tiktok

this is what a farmer looks like, not some fat fucking pension guzzler in a tractor.

what no meat does to a nigga

how quaint
i yearn for such a simple life

What did Slavs eat before potatoes

this

There's a guy right behind him in one of the shots though

back fucked up to shit, completely listless and clearly in excruciating pain 24 hours a day

Isn't it fucking wild that trad LARPers work a 9-5 and desperately fantasize about moving off the grid where they can shoot feds with castle doctrine, but actual farmers will do anything for the chance to automate their job so they can get out of the fields

And? Doesn't mean it's his son.

Why does he look so fucking miserable?

Like a scared cat on Halloween, terrible form. This man (woman?) 100% suffers from back pain.
Keep good posture bros, deadlifts before gaming helps too.

beets and turnips

This is what RETVRNfags actually want

lol
lmao

the same people telling you to eat bugs to save the planet thinks this form of cultivation is bad

GTA VI minigame?

love the juxtaposition of the bright sunny environment and this sad saps miserable existence

Work basically unchanged since the middle ages

Someday, Romanians will have steam engines, for sure.

my slop is better than your slop

Lol
Lmao

Multinational corpos own the land so he's effectively a serf with no chance of retiring or finding another path in life
That's just life in eastern Europe. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Kebabs

the unseen, forgotten

all romania looks like that, though i wish i could forget it even exists

No you don't, otherwise you would have already taken the steps to attain it.

cyberpunk faggotry with none of the advanced tech

Gayest timeline

at the end, what is he eating?

humanity shouldnt have evolved past this. we've chased pleasure far past the breaking point

oh well. videogame time

What did they eat before the Ottomans?

But they get comfy after a hard day of work

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Ever been in a field during summer for a couple of hours?

99.99% of all our ancestors right there in the previous couple of thousands of years
unless you're african, of course

It really doesn't exist anymore. There's no trad peasant community in this country. It would be a larp.

sovl

nigger i'm hungarian and i still don't think it's anything to be ashamed of
old geezers need work and to feel useful, they'd die without it

i don't get what the fuck he's doing though, the way we plant potatoes is entirely different

Greeks and Illyrians

yeah, he's looking real healthy

Serbs

humanity shouldnt have evolved past this

Agriculter was where it all went downhill.

To be rich is to know how to be satisfied. Don't be too quick to assume he isn't rich.

whypeepoo don season they food

i prefer modern life

nooo thats le heckin jewish

as he posts on Anon Babble lmaoo

those huge sausage fingers and perma-hunchback

How grotesque

this is a channel owned by the Romanian government itself

their description tries to portray this as a positive, "look at how steadfast and noble he is"

even highlights how his sister died recently and commends him for continuing to labor despite this

The fucking GOVERNMENT of a nation has a social media account so they can send out some fag with a camera to harass a miserable old laborer in a broken, beat up body with nothing to show for his work because he is basically slave, so that they can use it as propaganda to make themselves, who do no work, seem like stoic badasses.

This is beyond disgusting. How the fuck does this shit have likes?

roman blood

Damn, poor bastard. Ah well.
Anyway who's looking forward to the Naval Combat DLC for BannerLord?

Same with the Eskimos or Siberians. You try growing potatoes up in the ice for a while.

there is no way its real

sausage fingers

Thats just what happens when you do manual labor

in this country

Who said you need to stay in your country? Already making excuses.

hunter gatherer is only comfy when you have mass herds of free meat to drive off cliffs. otherwise its torture.

Look at his face anon. He isn't doing that because he wants to. He's miserable.

they delayed Shokuho again for this shit

Roaches not even once

What causes someone's hands to get like that?

my face looks like that

He's not working, he is destroying his body and will feel pain for the rest of his old life.
It's not admirable to let these people live like serfs.
How about give them proper fucking tools if you admire them so much?

he's drunk

It's something you've got to be born into, a time and place, to be authentic.

Nordic cum

Very high blood pressure and alcoholism.

that's just the standard post-Soviet look. Everyone from Saxony to Siberia has it.

My grandfather did manual labor til his mid-90s and his fingers were so disgusting like the yuropean in the OP

Seems pretty ideal to me.

no israel to flood your country with shit-smeared darkies

no corpo faggotry and 24/7 propaganda

the simple concept of an honest day's work is an alien concept to the leftoid.
fortunately trump's going to be getting rid of you very soon.

can your hands get like that at any age or did you have to start when you were younger?

Because it's fucking Romania, one of the most corrupted countries in Europe.

then why not go be a farmer

He could probably snap your sissy femboy arms like a twig though

bending over at the waist to plant every single last potato bud

Do they not have those little foam pads you can throw down to kneel on easily over there? They cost like $2 here in Burgerville, great for gardening work.

20 year olds have it rough in Romania

I'm 6'6

Smiling all the time is seen as weird or shifty in some cultures.

expecting any form of honor from a nation of gypsies

That was your first mistake

That is just your average resting face+wrinkles. This post reminds me of that American happy face sign or whatever it was

oh yea, I forgot about the snowgers
but to be fair there's barely any of them

And?

Are you proud of this retarded shitpost, anon? Do you feel good about who you've allowed yourself to become?

NOBLEMAN, SWERVE

Yeah but imagine the Naval Battles thoughever.
Moribros will be eating good.

Also Arthritis.

There's a difference between out of place wide eyed grinning and an expression of pure agony you disingenuous fagbag.

That stew was honestly probably incredible

That man has at least three children, grand children and maybe even great grand children.

you let a man taste ambrosia and he's not going to go back to drinking regular wine. its too late but Im still right

That's why Pastoralism was peak humanity. Just look at what the Aryans did from Europe to India, and what the Mongols did throughout most of Asia, despite having small populations relative to the agriculturalists, or as I like to call them, the agricultists.

It's just resting old man face. Sorry you have autism.

And gramps is still fucking your twink shitty living ass up

Video games?

showing signs of decades of physical pain

just fucking end his misery already, godamn

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

performative nonsense, you telling me they don't even have tractors in romania?

I'm not so sure but I feel some of these are from youtube videos made for tourism. Like there are some rural romanticism videos or showcasing rustic living and they tend to larp the old life style. It's all recorded in 4k, lots of picturesque locales, and has orchestrated instrumentals and the channels themselves are about traveling to these locations. It sometimes even seems like they're tiny villages made for tourism since they already have normal mass production in the country.

this is why I choose to play videogames, watch anime and ignore reality, the real world and how horribly people treat each other is way too much for me

This is what people who hate boomers want.. No pensions, work until you die. Is this what we really want?

sure he has 3 chicken

Being old and poor sucks.

Born in Romania

no! It needs to be heckin comfy!

And that mindset is why we live in the degenerate hellscape we currently have now.

No because after puberty your skeleton and joints stop growing.

seems like a cope

They don't have ANYTHING in Romania
There's a reason former Eastern Bloc countries would rather commit mass suicide than get re-integrated with Russia. This is the USSR's legacy.

back to picking berries and wiping your ass with your hand :)

Obviously, it's an old world novelty. No one really lives like this in the 21st century west.

after puberty your skeleton stops growing lengthwise, but bones can still thicken

the entirety of humanity cant be pastoralists though. unless you can cap the population there's only so much space you can roam as a nomad before you start getting into conflict with other people extremely quickly. and sedentary pastorlists still produced crops

what if they just like... got themselves together and like actually showed up to work and increase productivity?

Dacia doesn't do steam powered tractors?

the cuckifornian when confronted with reality outside his bubble

You just know these old niggas have killed vampires

They don't have ANYTHING in Romania

Better internet than USA, lol.
Not that that's saying much.

oh great, it's the hourly "i have to make an off topic thread about a tiktok i saw". zoomer holocaust when?

Better internet than USA

prove it.

here's only so much space you can roam as a nomad before you start getting into conflict with other people extremely quickly.

That's where the fun part begins.

a thread full of fat retards dining on hot pockets and mountain dew going "durr fuck yea trad life rocks so hard I wish I could peel potatoes for 16 hours a day"

Even Africans have tractors man

Its time to plow and sow

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Romania's internet speeds, particularly for fixed broadband, are among the best in the world, with average download speeds exceeding 200 Mbps. In 2021, Romania ranked 5th globally for fixed broadband speeds, with a median download speed of 214 Mbit/s.

Also no Comstar

off topic

Anon Babble is not the videogames board, go back

This is what they took from you

Poland, Czechia and Slovakia turned out alright.

Only if they got Soviet ones for cheap during the cold war. Non-mechanized agriculture work sucks and you barely make any profit off of it, that is assuming heat, icefall of too much rain didn't kill your crops. Buying a tractor is out of the question for a regular man

lived his entire life like a slave

in his final moments some faggot kike from the government comes and records your slave routine so that the whole world can see it

people in the thread think this is cool and uplifting

You will always have sissy hands though

using a shovel barefoot

yeah nah, that's some liveleak shit

Sure they can, they just have to stop being so merciful to the agricultist subhumans and cull the population. As for interpastoralist conflicts, well that's just life, competition is important since otherwise weak genes would thrive and everyone would suffer because of it. Some level of war will always be needed unless people would rather die of starvation.

Pretty spry for a 30 year old manual labourer.

goyslop

fuck off john deere salesman

what does the cashnado even do? i was trying to see if their numbers would go up, but literally nothing changed.

You will never be a Yamanya man

interpastoralist

more like conflict with people who got sick of walking around all the time and want to just own the hills instead of rent them

moralfagging

you must be new here, Anon Babble is all about laughing at misery and agony

That farmer doesn't mew....

Poland is a trust fund baby living off daddy Germanys money
The Czech were always hard working autists
Slovakia is a shithole

says the wagecuck who just got off his shift at globohomo inc

Croatia looks like it would be a nice country to see.

source, worm?

900 year old soviet laborer

still has a healthy head of hair

im balding and 22

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

and spends his last years living in the shit
good job

22

wojak

Mods, clean it up.

Good for the body
horrible for the soul
you cannot refute this

Can't mew when you've got no teeth

i got different results. where did you get your data?

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budgies are smart, they can talk(and i mean repeat words), but willingly choose to not do it to keep their lifes simple, powerful creatures

Whos going to take the time to refute your asinine talmudry? You don't make the rules here.

Food is for the body, Christ is for the soul

turns out potato slop is healthier than goy slop from McSeedoil Inc.

year old soviet laborer
He's 25

he thinks height = strength

rofl
I could literally kick your worn out knees and you would snap in half, lanklet

Your seething post doesn't mean it isn't his son either. You dopey cunt

We are good.

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at least nobody recorded my slave routine and uploaded it to tiktok

Poland is a trust fund baby living off daddy Germanys money

I mean they did invade them, and left them to suffer under Communism for like 70 years.

The Czech were always hard working autists

Agreed.

Slovakia is a shithole

Nah, it's an okay country.

they can talk(and i mean repeat words), but willingly choose to not do it to keep their lifes simple, powerful creatures

Orangutans are the same but they choose to take the vow of silence to avoid paying taxes to an unworthy nationstate.

I can feel how cold that room is
-10 soul

i grew up like this and if it viable to live this way i'd probably do just that

How do you know for sure?

It is. Just too bad they had to suffer for like 70 years under a different "flavor" of Communism. Still better than suffering under the Soviet Union though.

Oh man, people still do farming in 2025? Stores have plenty of food, they can just go buy some.

new KCD2 DLC

The lion rapes anyone that laughs at the top of his head

B-but they're my ancestors...
Walk? All the best Pastoralists were Horse Riders.

They are hard carried by tourism

bags of sand

The West of Slovakia is alright. The further east you go the more it starts looking like OP. Also fucking gypsies.

Any Anon Babblenigger that snoyfaces at this noble aryan labor no trannies or niggers or whatever needs to be boiled alive.
I see this world every day and felt it in my family, it's miserable, your neet ass doesn't know shit

I've never used Tiktok, why is the comment section literally 90% bots and 10% illiterate retards speaking in broken English saying meaningless shit like "been there bro"?

whats worse:

that the whole world saw how pathetic your life is OR

that your life is so pathetic nobody cared to watch the video

NOOOOO DON'T GET INVOLVED IN OUR BUSINESS

WTF WHY DID YOU LET GOMMIES RULE OVER US FOR 70 YEARS WHY DIDN'T YOU GET INVOLVED????

Poles, everyone.

that potato farmer has no concept of the internet or its ramifications. isn't it wild to know that people exist who have no idea about things we all take for granted?

The poorest people in the most forgotten rural regions probably do not.

Let me guess you NEED more?

every time someone says something like that, they forget that nobody keeps you from doing exactly that right this instant. And some people do, actually. Just not the people talking about it all the time and romanticizing it.

How fucking uncoordinated are you?

sovl vs sovllesss

nope, you are wrong

Blighttown

that's just moscow

I find it odd that this isn't in black and white

The average download speed in fixed broadband internet networks in Romania was 198.01 Mbps in January, and the upload speed was 146.53 Mbps.

i'm gonna take your word for it because i don't think that country tries to jew their population like here in the states. we have insanely fast speeds but on average? a lot of people would opt for the slowest because its cheap and they're data capped like a fat kid on a diet

five head is awesome and encourages you to become more tacticool anyways

from the same country where the orthodox hermit was living up in the mountains because he never enjoyed living in the world

Being from the Balkans is an exercise in constant misery.

how does he fill his tax return form?

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Farming potatoes is based. Don't let manager Goldstein see you slacking off on your phone too long. Back to work, wagecuck.

Come home, White man.

left them to suffer under Communism for like 70 years.

Bruh, who do you think was fighting against communism in WW2?

see this old man? Doesn't it make you wish you had more brown people???

wow, my entire world view is now changed...

The IRA wishes they had the level of patriotism that this lad exudes.

Yeah, and then the retard lost WW2, thus causing a bunch of eastern European countries to have to suffer under Communism for decades.

That's a spade.

they dont do taxes, the government just comes every now and then and takes their cut, like a mafioso walking into an establishment to collect their "protection fee"

? how are these dudes with their broken bodies any better then fat farmers. they should be fit and dextrous as fuck after a lifetime of manual farming, not shambling around like zombies

I'm not Polish/European. Hitler was a dumb ass, who helped cause eastern Europe to have to suffer under Communism.

Yeah, wish I had fucking Germany for a neighbour instead of discount austrians, pseudo russians and greek larpers

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noooooooooo I still have 17 seconds left of my weekly 5 minute break
please dont fire me from my box stacking job mr kikeberg shekelstein

Should have fought harder to hold the flanks around Stalingrad. Oh well.

Yes, but it wasn't for a lack of trying, and those ungrateful Eastern Euros weren't exactly helping either, aside from the few good ones who were helping the Axis.

t. Megamind

They are fit in their 20s and maybe 30s and then go fat.

After a lifetime of hard labor, your body is fucked. You retards think actual work is the same thing as going to the gym for leisure.

Sounds like bliss. My grandfather told me that if my immediate family hadn't moved to America, my life would be that of a pastoral cow farmer with no electricity or Internet. I often wonder what that'd be like.

Yes actually cause hunter gatherers got raped by farmers so badly they got wiped out for being inferior

I googled it and spades were square with a flat tip. It's a shovel.

that's a nice citystate you've got there

would be a real shame if something bad happened to it

Romanians are thieving gypsies , but they're based thieving gypsies

I see a lot of romanian come to western countries to become wageslaves but not that many westerners go in romania to be potato farmers . weird

Poland is a trust fund baby living off daddy Germanys money

you forgot usa
that's free market baby
at least our corrupt shithole got ravaged by western europe not poccr

you fucking retards have never done a day of honest hard manual work in your entire life
no wonder you're all so stupid and ignorant, you literally have no conception of what the human condition was like for 99,999999999999% of people in history

Almost like being a potato farmer fucking sucks!

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Whatever you say there Napoleon. I'm sure you'd know how to stop them with all your compstomps.

Imagine the xenoestrogen in the water

no I totally want to go be a based trad farmer but I already have an iphone and mcdonalds so it's just too late for me...

Yeah that guy has it wrong. Edge shape has nothing to do with it.
Spades are for stabbing into the ground, shovels are for shoveling things.

Unironically. After spending 15 years in large city it wasn't worth moving there at all. You would think bigger = better quality of life but in reality it's opposite.

bread just like everyone

Shrimp ass nigga

you fucking retards have never done a day of honest hard manual work in your entire life

fuck you. i joined the army and all I did was haul shit around

It's literally the other way around

maybe in the next life when you aren't born as a faggot again

It was the Romanians job and they routed once Ivan came rolling in with his tanks. It's kind of their own fault they got subjugated by the Soviets.

? i've met guys in their 50s and beyond who did physical labor their entire lives. these dudes were made of steel, the absolute opposite of broken. two bounced back from broken vertebrae with no lingering mobility or pain.
my own trade isn't super physical trade but i broke a rib and kept on trucking without ever taking a day off

they're all absolutely shitfaced day drinking moonshine out of a water bottle
probably how they bribed them to be on camera

Vanity is worse for the soul.

I saw some guy on reddit asking why the spade is square and the shovel is spade-shaped.

lmao zogbot

It's about how you maintain yourself. If you don't take care of yourself, you're gonna end up fucked up by the time you're 50. If you do take care of yourself, you can end up outpacing the younguns in your 60s.

Yeah but they weren't from romania now were they

terminally online people who never go outside, arguing over shovels and spades.

implying anyone here is making it past 40

That's the whole point of gambling.

whole garlic cloves

I work outside you fucking idiot.

when was the last time you left the house, brother? 2019?

after reading this thread I realized I need to add a shovel to my katana collection
but what if I order a shovel and they send me a spade?! I need to be able to tell at a glance

The spaniards shouldn't have taken the potato from my cvnt 3 to Europe. These are the consequences.

just fight a tank with poonsticks bro

Maybe if they had the Bushido they would give it a shot. You can't expect some potato farmer to take down a T-34 with a rusty hoe.

I just like the literal energy source I get from large groups of people. I hate my city cause it's too fucking dead. Country is nice from time to time to cleanse the palate though

I know, right? It's really weird that it happens but it's Romania, so it's full of surprises.
I found the account last week through a recommendation. They have mighty and pretty horses.
tiktok.com/@romania/video/7427767172711206166

Spades come in pointed and flat-edged versions.
I don't know why you'd want a tapered shovel, maybe as some shitty spade hybrid that sucks at everything.

looks comfy desu

your ancestors jobbing is the primary reason for spreading the Irish menace across the planet

Shamefur dispray

False narrative retards like you are worse than the imaginary stories you come up with

They did have mostly shitty weapons from the previous war. Mostly though it comes down to a lack of competence and willpower.

uh that thing right in front of my doesn't actually exist

Eat my asshole.

Is that humpback real? it looks extremely painful.

They have mighty and pretty horses.

Love from Kazakhstan

spotted a pixel

ENHANCE

How underage are you?

Germans placed inadequate troops on their flanks in order to have more meat to grind inside Stalingrad and then paid the price for it.
It's not the Romanians fault that they were vastly outclassed.

just make sure it has been folded ten thousand times, than either should be good.

Even when pretending to do manual labour, the thot instinctively starts posing like a retard

You think you're any better? 2016 frog

Who's fault was it that front was simultaneously stretched thin on both Stalingrad and Caucasus front?
To be fair to Romanians there is nothing they could have done. The war was a lost cause after Barbarossa failed

in other news: romania is still a shithole

you

he's not talking about himself.
It's a woman, anon. They are anything but coordinated.

we don't have data caps here at least not for fixed-line (I think mobile internet is capped)

I got this but I live in a large city so idk about rural fags.
40 lei = $9 a month for 1000 mbps (see pic for maximum, average, minimum speeds). I generally get 800-950 when I torrent and download stuff on Steam.

Has there ever been a point where the Romanians didn't job in an armed conflict?

Second Balkan War

They did pretty well under Vlad the Impaler and Michael the Brave but they got fucked by the rest of Europe so the cockroaches just overran them.

Don't generalize, I live in a fairly large European city, I could walk two minutes in one direction and be in nice park adjacent to high class office building with bunch of freely accessible amenities. Or I could walk two minutes in the other direction and get mugged in a gypsy ghetto. Neighborhoods are not created equal.

It's probably a random 1 in 100 chance to get a prize if you poke the right spot. In reality it's obviously a mechanic to get those old fucking zombies out if their chairs to stretch

They beat the Hungarians :^)

Skanderbeg is still the peak when it came to roach roasting but it all fell apart when he dropped out of the game.

You missed his point retard. He's commenting about how no one is safe from this kikery

Watching healthcucks seethe also is great for the soul

Growing your own food in a self sustained community isn't kikery, quite the opposite.

gacha for boomers

Minus the anime ass and tiddies. Give it time and the casinos might start doing that with a few tweaks once the old guard starts dropping like flies.

Mc Deez is human made,
Humans are made by god
God loves some good Mc Deez
Praise the lord

Without Romanian help the Germans never would have had a chance at all, and they gave land back to Hungary without throwing a tantrum. They're the unsung hero of the Axis honestly, kinda like Canada for the Allies in WW1

Nah Vladdie is the GOAT, he almost killed Mehmed with his own hands at Targoviste, absolute Chad. Unfortunately king cockroach got lucky but when he saw the forest of the impaled he shat his pants and returned to his hive.
Also roaches are Brits, Turks are cockroaches. Get it right.

Um ackshually how do you know HMMMMM?

psued

My faggot ass family did it wrong and know I pretend to know all about it!

How do I know they fucked up? Just look at how you post. Only someone raised by inbred faggots would pop you out

going full Cain on the Bulgarians with rocks because your entire unit ran out of ammo

I just did a test on Steam by downloading Gothic 2.
84.2 * 8 = 673.6
91.4 * 8 = 731.2
673.6-731.2 mbps

but I got a super shitty router with openwrt on it so it's likely bottlenecking it

Cyberpunk citiy flushes all at once

Poonami destroys humble village

Who is this?

Kinda pisses me off that these dumbass Balkanoids turned on each other before kicking the Turks out of Constantinople.
Fucking useless.

accepts

with dignity

What the fuck other choice does it have? go down the barbers and ask them to just fuck his shit up?

Calculator wired up to a potato battery

dark city sequel?

Byzantines couldn't hold their own city. Why is it their problem?

they finally arrive at the "beach"

suddenly the aliens flush all toilets in the "city"

Greeks fight them for centuries

Albanians waged a VietCong on them

Serbs do a last stand and get both armies destroyed

Wallachians make a literal forest of corpses and go full scorched earth

Moldova actually wins some fights

Croats become the frontiersmen against the Turks

and the actual great powers job at Nicopolis in such a spectacular fashion in doomed the whole region for the next 400 years

Balkan suffering knows no bounds

Muh Constantinople

Every time

That's what most social media is like nowadays. Specially TikTok and Instagram. Hell I'd argue most of the Internet because Google is fucking useless nowadays.
Reminder that there are hundred of millions of pajeets using the Internet right now.

Crimean War is what doomed those prospects

Everything must be utter dogshit or it's vanity

Montenegrins slept though the whole thing

Why even bother getting out of bed when you know that every day is going to be the same shit as the last.

man why do it manually and suffer a hunchback when planters are mass produced and cheap, surely if a Romanian can't even afford that he can get someone to bang some metal into a cone shape and shove it on a stick

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Reminder that 2/3rds of their shithole nation and most of Africa aren't online.

Yet.

and the actual great powers job at Nicopolis in such a spectacular fashion in doomed the whole region for the next 400 years

If Sigismund had waited for another six years he could have gang banged Bayezit along with Timmy and the Ottoman empire would just have been a footnote in history, its not fair bros.

Dude I dont care about the Byzashits or the Greeks, I just dont want dumb Muslims to hold the Bosporus.

The actual major fuck up was Varna really.

There's a reason why all of the farmers decided to move to big cities despite how shitty the factory jobs were
Being a substinance farmer is awful

why are off topic threads on Anon Babble so good?

He's in Bucharest working a camgirl operation

That imbedded into the false narrative that he believes it with no evidence to back up said narrative l, just his schizo thoughts

In front or behind the camera?

doesn't squat for every seedling

fake farmer

Anon Babble - Balkan History and Subsistence Farming

This. Theyre fucking gypsies

my high simple carb goyslop is good for the soul yaaaaassssss

If you've ever done an actual day of work in your life, a heavy stew is exactly what you want.

slavsissies destroyed the Austrian Empire just to be a bunch of irrelevant sub 90 iq laborers who are talked about in the same breath as africans

You may still be slaves to higher powers doomed to eternal irrelevance for all time, but at least you don't have to look at the ugly yellow and black flag of the Habsburgs, right?

People have pointed out itt already that it's all government funded. Nothing sulf sustaining about OP's video. That's forced labour

Lmao trump is a Jew puppet. He’ll do whatever they tell him to do.

That's pretty much licensed Pachinko machines

Throw money at the game for a chance to see a cutscene of your favourite franchise!

Nigga Youtube comment section was doing that before tiktok even existed

mario if he harvest

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Breath of fresh air.
Plus the bots don't work in off topic threads

turns out trad life was fucking awful if you weren't part of the murdering and racketeering class

WE WUZ ROMAN AND SHEEEET

Romanians are not gypsies though? Gypsies come from romania but they're a seperate people.

Montenegro actually had a high degree of autonomy because of the mountainous region and autismo stubborn tribes.

Stew with no meat like in OP

Hearty

El oh el

Haha everything I see is Mario!

Fuck tendies, go post this in reddit for your upboats

Gypsies come from India. They ended up in Anatolia and the Ottomans dumped them onto their European holdings. Romanians in particular used them as slaves.

had a high degree of autonomy because of the mountainous region and autismo stubborn tribes.

How autismo are we talking here Germanic wise or a special local variety only known to the Balkans?

No phones in sight. just people living in the moment

Romanians in particular used them as slaves.

Should have castrated them. Didnt those Turks teach them anything?

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here

eating meat for dinner

Yikes! It's like you want gut issues.

the Crusaders commanded by King Władysław III of Poland and Hungary, John Hunyadi (acting as commander of the combined Christian forces) and Mircea II of Wallachia

Doomed to fail

Check out that madlad getting ready to Achilles some fucker on the left.

Way to out yourself, healthcuck. You have no heart. How would you understand a hearty meal?

top right

the Ottomans had wizards

Martial cucks once again btfo

KEK.Now it is a good thread.

t.Nigel Bugstein

It was the Papal legate's fault unironically. They actually won at first.

Why is that ALWAYS your go to solution for everything?!

Gambler boomers are roaches.

Those are bozgors

Who hurt you?

Imagine Americans castrated their slaves...

Wouldn't happen because some faggot soiboi would see them across the wall and then immediatly manage to grab 30 people to run down there and give everyone a switch and playstation.

Republic of Genoa kneecapping your efforts at home because lol

I don't understand what this video is trying to make me feel. The man spent his life farming in Romania, what's the problem?

Romania looks like a shithole. I think we should invade it so we can turn it into a bustling city with millions of citizens.

The scene was actually compared to Alexander the Great trying to reach Darius on the battlefield.
But it turns out Władysław III wasn't Alexander after all.

Slavshits job (like always)

REEEE IT WAS THE ITALIANS/GERMANS/FRENCH/RUSSIANS FAULT

Slavshit cope

in-game allies do you more harm than good

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Say what you want about Muslims but they got that part right

Confediniggers would've thrown a fit over it since they couldn't import any more slaves already and couldn't breed them if we forced them chop nigger balls off

Anon is just ancient and probably drunk off his ass 24/7

They could have stopped breaking bucks and instead bred their female slaves

The papal legate convinced the king that it's a good idea to break the truce (because at that point they've already won and got concessions from the ottomans) since the pope just got Venice on board and the Albanian revolt was doing great. But it turned out the Ottomans weren't fighting at full strength yet and the Venetians never showed up.
And then the king went full retard, but they were already outnumbered 3 to 1 so the battle was just a formality anyway.

holy reductionism

Truest statement on the board. Im starting to think white privilege is real becuase as an Anglo I don't blame others for shit. Weird how much growth comes from responsibility.

magyar king jobs and gets beheaded

pins it on the slavshits

Sounds like a whole lotta cope to me

and the Venetians never showed up.

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The Hungarian king was Polish actually, though they've chose him themselves.

it do be like that

Genoa supplying transport ships to the enemy

Merchant navies not even once

I wouldn't trust Venice to pull a chicken out of an oven.

It's not good for the body.

work is bad for the body.

Did you say cum?

Why the fuck are the shitposting bots NEVER present in off topic threads?

Genovese ships facilitating the black sea slave trade

total merchant republic death

Balkan witchcraft

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That's Russia
It's fine, you should try it

casually makes everyone in the world think it's trendy to call each other "slave"

The jews wish they were that good. Also why they were tricked into the very first ghetto.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Too much autism for them to handle.

I've never seen a man that looked like that and I live surrounded by hundreds of miles of farmland

casually makes everyone in the world think it's trendy to call each other "slave"

qrd?

that jpg is making me cold

you fucking pussy

It's probably related to whatever deficiency caused thus random spergout

did you want the gubment to give him gibs? fucking commie

We have a variety of grains in Europe, partial to a bit of rye myself.

You can squish it with the metal fork you retard

Holy kek

oy vey who are you?

I am you, but stronger

it's a ngo

Why are you still here? Reddit awaits sir!

Her feet will be all calloused, gross.

Thats why I lick them clean every night

They're programmed to shit up video game threads. There will be no trigger words/sentences to set active them

this guy is 30 btw

damn, he's cool

Learn to read Ivan.

Wear some boots, you idiot, you're going to cut your toes off.

need a scarf, you fucking faggot?

If your life sucks so bad you're still doing manual labor into your 70s with a busted up hunched back and living on slop soup because you've got no teeth and can't afford dentures on your peasant farmer wages then I don't want your fucking life.

A lot of small holding farmers don't because they don't have enough land for it to be practical.
Smallholdings are usually fairly chill to operate though, you only work in the evenings and have the rest of the day free to ferment your potatoes and drink the resulting product until you're blind.

burying potatoes instead of eating/selling them

no wonder hes poor

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You can always cope with hair transplants and fin.

dis nigga don't like taters

grim

No need for the quotation marks, subistence farming is a horrible existence.

supposed to be enjoying jiggling tiddies

can't look past the terrible form and drowning the base of the plant in dirt

kek

harvest potato

cut it in half

throw it on the ground

Call me a city slicker but i'm doubting the efficacy of this method.

You're right, he should be cutting them into quarters.

this is why you don't have infinite potatoes yet

lose whole potato behind the fridge

turns into Nature's Mockery trying to source water for it's insatiable hunger

Cutting it in half just stops them from growing legs and trying to kill you later in the night. Draw and quartering would be considered as cruel and unusual punishment in some nations.

Wouldn't cloning the plants be easier for small scale farming instead of dealing with growing them straight from the ground?

Smartest post itt

Never trust a potato

Demonic, should've been left in the new world, the age of exploration was a mistake.

I don't think there's anything that smells worse than rotting potatoes. They can also kill you if there's enough of them.
Don't ever lose sight of a potato and think to yourself that it's not a big deal.

FEED ME, SEYMOUR

bread like they do now

breathe in some cyanide gas

thank you jesus

Potatos are native to a cold, dry, poor soil quality environment, and are poisonous undomesticated. They're some of the hardiest fuckers ever.

what did Italians eat before tomatoes?

Olives and rotten fish juices served with a refreshing vinegar drink

I've planted sprouting potatoes into the ground before but the ones I harvest are never nearly as big as the ones from the store

potatoes are hardy as fuck

onions have a relatively quick rotation time

lemon trees are the fucking GOAT

What did the Irish eat before potatoes?

Man that looks comfy, vodka is shit though, like why would you drink something that tastes like nothing? Some gin would go great with that bread and cheese.

rotten fish unironically

hes romanian dog thats how they look

leprechauns, that's why they went extinct

The Romans must have fuckign reeked, unimaginable

i don't get what the fuck he's doing though

He's acting for the zoomer filming, not even people in the middle ages farmed like that.

tfw no smelly roman gf

Roman viper gf

Just buy a Gaulish or Arab tradwife cutie

Beef, Cheese, and Milk, they were a largely pastoral society.

He’s probably like 200

Does he look to you like he can farm any other way? He'll be dead before that potato comes out of the ground (or not), he does not give a shit

literally all a man needs

Pictish wife that paints herself blue with fertility symbols before doing the sex

This but unironically

tfw that video and the discussions and shitposting it will generate will far outlive that man and through it he'll live far into the future, maybe even forever

in years to come he will be recreated through AI, farming with renewed vigor and even given a rudimentary mind so he can communicate with people that enjoy his farming

eventually he will be given a full AI mind and live out his days in a simulated world, on a simulated farm, in pure bliss

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Guinness

heaven is just him doing this farming shit forever

Satan was right

the dude is 70, he's been farming since the Bolshevik era. you think they gave a fuck about his health or the efficiency of his output? After the collapse he got handed ownership of the land, probably had to sell it because he couldn't afford the taxes, and is now paid europennies in welfare under the condition he keeps growing potatoes for the local village. He probably has no idea how to work a tractor and couldn't afford one even if he wanted one.

Is that nigger eating raw garlic?

You sound brown.

my grandma did this every year until she lost her mind. You can see the guy going slow even if his hands are shaking he can handle it. When she went to a home I did the last harvest before we sold her land, I never realized the sheer scale of her field lol, this must have been like 50 percent of her daily routine when the harvest was on at the speed she was going.

I've heard that gyppos actually came from India. How did they become infested with them?

maybe your peasant ancestors dug up potatoes but I'm sure mine were knights or tax collectors or some shit Fuck digging dirt

uh.. there's a reason why the average African-American is ¼ white

hmm... let's see what Anon Babble is seething about today

ahhh yes, old farmers...

They conquered the Mediterranean with diluted vinegar and rotting fish sauce that gassed entire neighborhoods, what is your excuse?

A Persian king invited them over as mercenaries and promptly kicked them out for scamming him then they sort of drifted into Europe.

kek good to know they have always been like that

seething

Nah the bots didn't manage to rile up anyone here today. Might need to update the protocols again.

Like most tribes from the east, they migrated. It's just that they kinda came late to the "dividing Europe" party and got stuck as wandering nobodies.

he's 30

hiring them as mercs

So they can steal shit from their enemies?

Does he look to you like he can farm any other way?

He's standing on a freshly tilled field while surrounded by perfectly manicured fields with no grazing animals to be seen. These guys have machinery, even farmers 150 years ago had horse drawn machinery. This as real as those primitive construction videos filmed by indians in 'the jungle'.

My barps are weak so my enemies dont fear me

It took him three years to "freshly" till that field. Show some respect, shitlord.

Doubles down on his sub 50 iq response

when you still need to farm the starting crop late game

and the Irish still fucked it up

and you sound poor

They're some of the hardiest fuckers ev-ACK

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Jesus I can't believe how deformed they look. Is this real? Not AI?

Harvest plant

It has like fifteen potatoes

Take one

Cut it in half

It now grows two identical potato plants because it has genes to fucking clone itself

Now have thirty potatoes from one potato

Repeat for infinite potatoes

Name a single fucking plant that doesn't get btfo by mold and bacteria. I'll wait.

girl

why is that retard dressed like a jedi lol

the potato blight was caused by potatoes and blight

Lol
Lmao
I can't even tell you what caused it because it's illegal to tell you in some countries and I want to make sure you don't break any rules reading words.

Plants require fungus to live

Yes I'm aware retard but some also kill them

deadlifts

enjoy your wheelchair at 40

Garlic

spade point shovel
square point shovel
t. once a labourer, now an engineer

>having to eat slop and stay sick for your entire life because nothing else grows around you

WhErE wAtErrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

why dont they make straight pathways in the field? walking on the uneven soil is very hard and energy consuming

poor guy, i just went to mcdonalds and burger king and got me this. absolutely scrumptious

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Specific disease to the kind of tater they were planting in Ireland, if they had planted different varieties they would have been fine. Or keeping England from taking all the other food.

cacti

Love the holy icons at the end. You can see Saint George in the middle there.

Christ is Risen!

why would you drink something that tastes like nothing

your first mistake, anon, was thinking that people drink liquor for the taste. liquor almost unanimously tastes like shit. it's supposed to make you feel good, and that's it.

That's more due to their typical environment discouraging fungal infections. In a house or something they can still get fungal infections.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipolaris_cactivora

My mate's Greek granddad still toils on the farm for wool and chickens into his late 80s. I imagine he looks like this, but swarthier. And we're in Australia. Old mate migrated to the best country on earth in the 60s and he's still chosen to work himself to the bone with his own plot of land. Wogs are the best Australians.

Congrats, you now have infinite potato clones, what could possibly go wrong?

i don't like something

therefore, nobody else must like it

this is such a retarded take

The Romanian RAGES against the storm

Do you think he knows he's a celebrity on a white nationalist anime website?

Nope. Nice of you to confirm that you're a brown "person" though.

yes because I am objectively right and everything and everyone else is simply a simulation that disappears the moment I turn my head and reappears when they show back up in my field of view

alcohol isn't pleasing to any taste bud, and nobody but prudish foodfags virtue signaling to other foodfags think that 'bitter' is an appealing sense of taste

white nationalist anime website

6/10 bait for making me respond, but you have to go back

nobody but prudish foodfags virtue signaling to other foodfags think that 'bitter' is an appealing sense of taste

actual underage

prudish

you should probably stop using words you don't understand, but given your evident retardation that would leave you with two or three words

alcohol isn't pleasing to any taste bud

Which is why the alcohol typically also comes with whatever flavors/wort essence it was brewed in. But enough, you clearly have only drank convenient store swill like bud and popov.

nobody but prudish foodfags virtue signaling to other foodfags think that 'bitter' is an appealing sense of taste

I would rather be prude about my dark chocolate than eat or think about the unimaginable man made horrors hersheys does to make their chocolate "taste good". I should say "retaste good".

Thread's almost dead so I'll say this here: I want to suck a twink's cock

we know

Sorry, but my cock isn't for you to suck.