I will defeat the thalmor...by bending the knee, losing the support of the Nords...

I will defeat the thalmor...by bending the knee, losing the support of the Nords, forbidding worship of their main deity and sucking thalmor dick publicly

Oblivion mogs this trash into oblivion

Not sure why you're posting Tulius like he makes the decisions.

so what was their problem

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True but Morrowind mogs both.

forbidding worship of their main deity

Nords believe in the Imperial religion. Talos is an Imperial god.

reality too spicy for white boy

Butthurt a Nord became divine.

a wild Breton fan boy appears. Ackshually....

Based on the region in high rock he was in fact an orc.

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how do you actually play morrowind and not get filtered

Why is there no option for the dragonborn to kill ulfric and replace him as the leader of the stormcucks? I like the stormcucks but I dont like ulfric.

you gotta start by taking HRT
then you move on to watching youtube videos and never actually playing the game

Talos, aka Tiberius Imperator is the main deity of the Imperials thoughever

There is the mod to become High King
You have to kill Ulfric

nordsissies so buckbroken by the Empire that they actually believe the Imperial Cult to be their own religion

KEK

Try having an IQ above room temp.

Massive butthurt at Shor in general. The fact that a man achieved divinity is just salt on the wound.

Make a not shitty build. Have you ever levitated several feet off the ground hurling arrows and fireballs at your foes? Thought so.

What filters you?

why is the average stormcucks IQ so low? do you not see that the empire is playing the long game if you'd just submit to the empire we could actually take out the thalmor by sheer manpower and geographic strategic control?

Eternal Reminder that Redguard Chads kicked out both imperials and elves from their country and they did it in such an efficient eay that they can track traitors to far away lands and deliver them to justice.

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tfw no mainquest option to tell both Imperials and Stormcloaks to bend the knee and welcome you as the new Emperor by right of Divine Blood

You can already become leader of every faction despite potentially being the least qualified option so why the hell not?

Redguards are able to free themselves from Thalmor rule

Imperials are too cucked to even try

how did it get like this

The only reasonable pro-stormcloak argument (and it's a really good argument tbf) is that Bethesda already wrote completely ridiculous geopolitical scenarios for the explicit purpose of fucking over the main powers from previous games, so it's completely reasonable to believe the empire to be fucked out of author fiat.

the jews fear the samurai

t-two more weeks and we will finally do something

kicked out both imperials

I wouldn't call the imperials intentionally leaving as kicking them out.

Faggot

he literally did nothing wrong

hammerfell is apart of the Aldmeri Dominion

Yeah they kicked ass so hard that they ended up surrendering and bending the knee to their elven overlords.

The altmer in general are basically retarded as a concept. It's a metaphysical issue, Veloth was right and following the aedra makes you retarded.

well yeah thats true. bethesda wrote it that way so that normies that know nothing about TES could play it and have an easy side to sympathize with and side with just like muh starks and muh norf in GoT which was popular at the time.

heres why worshipping literal rapist hellfire death demons is a good thing, actually!

It's been decades since the war, bidding time has turned an acceptable situation. The Empire has lost the will to be one.

literal rapist hellfire death demons

Veloth considered them to be the bad daedra anon. Not the good daedra who are gaslighters, murderers, and betrayers.

nice way to say retreating and abandoning the province with their tails between their legs
The empire gave Hammerfell to the dominion, Hammerfell rebelled and became a sovereign nation

A breton nuked their island because they wanted to just mind their own business and perform eugenics ouroboros for all time in isolation

nice way to say retreating and abandoning the province with their tails between their legs

Well yeah but they didn't do it because of the Redguards, in fact the Redguards wanted them to stay.

Based

Loser

Humiliated by Talos and they're elves so some of them are old enough for that to still be in recent memory compared to the other races where it's basically ancient history by now.

aedra never get involved to help elves and in fact assist the races of men every chance they get when it comes to killing elves

the good daedra directly get involved and BTFO'd men so hard they stopped using their overpowered abilities gifted by the aedra

From the elven perspective following the aedra is pure cuck mentality.

Hammerfell did not return any imperial lands and did not welcome back any imperial governors, and are not likely to until another Tiber Septim comes back and conquers them.

What's a good way to understand the lore of these games

Hammerfell did not return any imperial lands and did not welcome back any imperial governors

Well they weren't legally allowed to since the Imperials have to abide by the concordat.

How many more years will Stormcucks keep trying to ignore all the events of the Markarth Incident?

Read

Which plane?

if we just do the same thing we did last time, when we were at the height of our power and lost, this time we'll actually win

Face it, we need new energy. What's happening in Skyrim 4E 201 indicates a shift towards old ways, the old strength, perhaps a retvrn to thu'um usage. I believe in the Nords. I believe they will lead humanity to victory over the elf in the coming war. They must become masters of their own land for this to happen.

If you swap the stormcloaks for a redguard equivalent and change nothing else about the civil war story in Skyrim at least 90% of the people who say the stormcloaks are racist wouldn't say they're racist

You know that meme about somebody sobbing in tears at how awful the world is and how evil the demiurge must be for creating it and it's just a picture of a beautiful landscape?
Literally that.

I don't even get the racism argument here, like if you speak with Tulius for 5 minutes he legit starts going on about the "imperial mans burden" which is like way more racist than the stuff Ulfric says.

Basically, Hammerfell was able become independent from the Aldmeri Dominion without imperial help despite their close proximity to Sommerset Isles. Skyrim is in a much better position thanks to natural barriers like the Jeral Mountains and the Sea of Ghosts, and the high elves natural weakness to the elements.
There is no future where the Imperials are able to fight back against the elves, Skyrim isnt holding back some secret master plan with the Stormcloak rebellion. Even if they did, Hammerfell and all the other provinces lost will not be eager to rejoin an empire without a Dragonborn Emperor

Azura's afterlife is so beautiful its majesty strikes the unprepared blind and weeping at its majesty. When her favored champion was betrayed she cursed everyone involved and took personal efforts to aid his eventual reincarnation in reclaiming his role as immortal demigod.

Azura is a hell of a lot more comparable to Old Testament divinity than most other options in Elder Scrolls

aedra

mortal enemies of the worlds creator

the good daedra

good friends and relatives of the worlds creator

I don't know anon seems like one is better than the other.

The collapse of the empire has been foreshadowed since Morrowind. They're a lost cause. Anyone who says some bullshit like "but Skyrim alone can't hope to stand against the Thalmor it would require a unified empire to beat them" is a moron who doesn't understand the TES series. This is a series where world altering deus ex machinas and literal divine intervention are just another Tuesday, Skyrim could absolutely stand alone against the elves simply because some god decided to grant them their favour or some Shezzarine pops up out of nowhere. Military logistics are meaningless in this setting.

If you're autistic then read everything on the imperial library website, if you're normal just play the games.

because some god decided to grant them their favour or some Shezzarine pops up out of nowhere

The thalmor will have bigger issues.

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Cuckbride's schizo ramblings are not canon.

You don't get it bro, he's really squeezing his sphincter when he invites them into his asshole and they'll cum so much their balls will be drained and their yellow cocks hurt

be brass tower

walk

What do?

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They're literally Jews

"I was just taking orders"
spoken like a true imperial

Altmer invade Cyrodiil and try to establish an Empire of Mer to subjugate and rule over Man

this is totally fine

200 years later, Talos of Atmora does the reverse to Summerset

NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU WE DINDU NUFFIN THIS IS ANUDDAH SHOA

Ironically they actually have it messed up; Lorkhan is the one that got you moved to a "harder" prison but dug a tunnel in your cell before purposely getting caught and executed so you could escape. If the "Anuics" got their way, they just revert right back to the start of the cycle and "unmaking reality" like the extremist "anuics" like is basically getting moved to the maximum security psyche ward where they lobotomise you but you get extra tv time and "nice" food.

Lorkhan is the "creator" but he's the one that wants you to escape the "le ebil demiurge's" samsara machine

Which is the key point of Velothi and also Khajiit philosophy, Lorkhan's actions weren't to create a prison, but to finally provide a way out.

To be fair, they more or less lost to a single imperial legion until Akatosh started playing around with the Dragonborn and Alduin.

Just two more decades bros we need to let the Aldmeri Dominion completely recover it's strength and not press any advantage, while using our resources to enforce their goals

military logistics

Also favours a clean secession and a "fuck it" "we give up" instead of stretching themselves thin to use their resources to fight a proxy war for the Dominion

Ulfric is unironically not racist enough

If imperials were smart they would leave skyrim as well but not officially acknowledge skyrims independence, and then let nords fight the dominion, then come in to save the day when nords start losing and reassert their dominion over skyrim, alternatively nords win and empire is saved from dominion then they could use politics to bring skyrim back into the fold. The fact they dont do this makes me think the empire is just a dominion puppet at this point.

Cum Nerevar friend or traitor cum. Cum and look upon the cum

Most of those were Nords fighting other Nords. The game doesn't reflect this properly. Nords backed by Imperials, the Imperial zeitgeist and Imperial gold vs destitute Nords fighting with their will alone, in a time of general weakness. Of course it was going to be hard.

He was literally captured, "interrogated", and buck-broken by Elenwen. If you actually read the dossier everyone quotes secondhand it's hilarious and makes him the most cucked person alive. They crushed his balls until he squealed like a little girl about all the troop movements and information needed for the Thalmor to win the war even though they had already won it, just to make him believe he was personally responsible for the loss and break his soul as a human being.
The reason Ulfric is so singleminded in believing Skyrim has to do it alone and that the empire could never win is because it's a coping mechanism for him being tortured and made into a traitor and informant. If the empire was always doomed to fail it doesn't matter that mommy Elenwen crushed his balls until he confessed.

She kept in contact with him even after his release btw, literally buck broken

You know I thought about this before on how both parties could get mostly what they want and it was essentially having the stormcloaks just acting in the shadows and disappearing any thalmor agents in the land while the empire pretends there is nothing they can do while passing intel to the locals about thalmor movements. The thalmor issue could be solved almost overnight while talos worship could go on with no issue while the empire plays ignorant.

The Khajiit forget this a lot though
I suppose to complete the "dichotomy" (or whatever the word is) the most mannish men (Nords) have metaphysically shifted a bit too much to "Lorkhan's/Shor's" "side" that the prison is hard as fuck and that's a good thing (they're both true) and started tattooing themselves with AB symbols and "thriving" in the prison

Elenwen

If a beautiful Thalmor KWEEN stepped on your balls you'd say thank you

Nice reading comprehension skills zoomlet

like a true son of Skyrim I married Taarie who wrap her beautiful piss elf legs around me every night while begging for human seed

if you dont have autism then dont worry about it. if you have a tinge of autism just watch some youtuber like imperial knowledge or fudgemuppet. if you have uber autism then you read the in-game books and uesp pages and decipher it yourself. i'd recommend just checking the aforementioned youtubers for whatever topic youre interested in. beware of imperial knowledge though as he has a highly smug sounding monotone autist voice.

my c0da says they are ;)

You don't understand what "contact" or "asset" (note, it's very clearly spelled out that he's UNCOOPERATIVE) mean in the context of intelligence

What does Altmer pusy smell like ?

Like her cousins cock.

Uh holy BASED praise shor

actually he was cooperative only until after the markarth incident and even then only "generali" uncooperative

The Thalmor created a Frankenstein's monster with Ulfric. The source of Man's strength was always hate-fueled anti-Mer giga racism. You can't deny that Ulfric and his henchmen absolutely fucking hate the elves.

only some of the Aedra, Stendarr, Kynareth and Dibella were on Lorkhan's side

FPWP. Kill yourself fag.

2 MORE WEEKS IMPERIBROS
THE DOMINION WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT EM

The Daedra literally told Lorkhan to fuck off. It was the Aedra who helped him create Nirn and only after when it was revealed he tricked them did they turn against him.

Really it's a question of who you trust more Lorkhan's wife(kynareth) or Lorkhans gay(?) lover(boethia).

Whichever side provides a Khajiit wife is the side I take

implying

Ulfric literally believes that he is singlehandedly responsible for the Imperial City's capture at the hands of the Thalmor, which also means he's literally responsible for the entire purpose of the war (White-Gold Tower) being handed to the Aldmer.

He is so buck-broken that Elenwen made him sweet as a sugar plum

The Daedra literally told Lorkhan to fuck off.

Unless it's are Malakath, though given his domain he probably especially hates Lorkhan.

hey guys I'm gonna take a nap see you next cycle

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kino, redguards fought them off and its clear the elves had no place in Black Marsh. This is why I'm excited for Hammerfell cause its a great place to end the thalmor story

holy fucking based

Other Aedra looked upon creation, and were well pleased. These Aedra, the Gods of Men and Beast Folk, led by Akatosh, praised and cherished their wards, the Mortal Races. 'We have suffered, and are diminished, for all time, but the mortal world we have made is glorious, filling our hearts and spirits with hope. Let us teach the Mortal Races to live well, to cherish beauty and honor, and to love one another as we love them.' Thus are the Gods of Men tender and patient, and thus are Men and Beast Folk great in heart for joy or suffering, and ambitious for greater wisdom and a better world.

inb4 only mer sources count

No you misunderstand me, it's perfectly fine for men to follow the aedra, it's retarded for mer to do it.

FPBP
Shitrim will NEVER be good
/thread

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That's only true for the chimer, the ayleds fell specifically because their daedra worship outraged the aedra into taking the side of men.

What a cucked faggot

Morrowtards are an embarrassment

Now the falseflags on Morrowind begin all because some indian can't handle his favorite Bethesda games being shat on for being dogshit

The mistake the aylieds made was they didn't distinguish between the good daedra and the bad daedra.

Skyrims writing and philosophy invites fans to debate nuances for over a decade

Oblivions writing

Skyrim's writing is so bad and nonsensical that players still don't understand what the fuck Bethesda was getting at

FTFY

Contrarian cope

oblivion's writing is the daedric prince of destruction trying to shove his barbed red cock through the material plane.
There is some interesting stuff, like Mancar Camoran's in-universe schizo theory that Mundus is actually just another daedric realm (with dead Lorkhan as its daedric prince which is why it's ownerless) but there's not really any Red Team vs Blue Team shitposting potential

Just have fun with it

Skyrim brings in an entire new generation of underage normalfags that can't understand a basic political plot and side with the Stormcloaks because viking cool big empire bad and spend the next 15 years trying to cope with falling for a literal psyop

ftfy

See

That's your God-Emperor's strategy when dealing with Russia

Why does no one discuss the other elder scrolls plots is it recency 14 years ago bias?

I love western games! I love constant crashes and game breaking bugs that are never fixed! I love man-faced bitches! I love being unsubtly beaten over the head with progressive politics and woke propaganda! Weaboos don't know what they're missing, amirite?

my god-emperor's name is Indoril Nerevar and he slaughtered the infidels and invaders at the Battle of Red Mountain, you filthy N'wah

Ironically the only questline in oblivion that has any interesting nuances is the mages guild but no one eve really talks about it. Like it's literally got the archmage essentially abusing power, using secret police to arrest political rivals, and replacing people who left with incompetent yesmen, but it's never discussed.

why are you trannymutts obsessed with pajeets

The art of the deal

cyrodiil took the brunt of the war. half of the province is destroyed and the locals suffered significant losses. the empire was an inch away from getting destroyed for good. that's why they opted for peace while they still had the chance.

thalmor messing in skyrim is literally their masterplan to thwart/interfere with the empire's efforts to rebuild. due to humans having higher birthrates they can recover losses faster. until ulfric showed up and got the nordfags to slaughter each other lel.

Yes it will be glorious. First we will need the Redguards united, preferably with a total Crown victory. Ugh.

The small minority of Morrowfags need a boogeyman of some kind to make themselves feel better, their game certainly doesn't.

I know redguards have two major factions but barely anything beyond that, are the crowns the weeaboo samurai ones and the other the yokudan spearchuckers with more sub-saharan influence?

why does nobody talk about the elder scrolls themself, I feel like they take a back seat in the story

the elder scrolls are the game dic you play the series on (this is a dead metaphor in the era of shitty always online bullshit)

what are their 2 major factions, just curious where they'll take the story

There's a reason it got rereleased so much, it's cause its the best one

didnt last dragonborn canonically single handedly btfo jewmers?

Crowns want independence and to preserve the Yokudan ways. Forebears are imperialized cucks.

I think about my experience with the OG Oblivion and remember missing goes away but health sponges only get worse and just keep going

How come Skyrim models still look good to this day but Fallout 3/NV/4 and Oblivion ones look like total ass?

Last dragonborn was a breton BTW

4's models look better than Skyrim, dummy

the scrolls themselves barely showed up in the franchise so there wasn't much reason to really talk about them directly
skyrim is the only game that chucks several of them in your face and you still don't do much more than ferry them from place to place to perform meguffin acts

The Elder Scrolls are literally plot devices. They do whatever the writer needs them to do, so they're hard to actually write about without turning them into generic "get the thing" plots, so they tend to be ignored

The last dragonborn will canonically disappear and contribute nothing to the metanarrative.

he is going to move to an island on the sea of ghost and contribute a village of khajiits to tamriel

Imperials are unironically that retarded

But the Agent/Nerevarine/Hero of Kvatch already did that there's no way they'd pull that a fourth time

Anon the entire final DLC sets it up already. Expect a random NPC dialogue in the next game about how the Dragonborn went to solstheim and disappeared.

Ebonheart is actually so fucking stacked compared to the other alliances it's insane

Dunmer, so every Morrowind and "WOW, NEVEREVAR IS /LITERALLY ME/!" fag are on board plus telvanni wizardfags and everyone in between

Nords, so the entire Skyrim normalfag audience and everyone who wants to be a Viking

Argonians, all the scalies and half the beast race playerbase

who the fuck cares about a faction that is "Thalmor, plus the most irrelevant elves, and also their cat house pets" or "uhhhh here's the race you play for magic resistance and then redguards and also orcs I guess just because they're geographically close"

due to humans having higher birthrates they can recover losses faster

Lmao, Empire cucks unironically think that birth rates will stop the Thalmor

Birth rates will stop the Thalmor because every high elf woman is too preoccupied getting knocked up by their nord husbands to fight a war

Nord chads... I kneel

Do you worship Talos?

Yes, I worship Talos.

he is pretty foolish to forget that stormcloaks only have sex with beastkin and thus have few children

Dunmer and Argonians working together for anything is a hilarious prospect to me so I root for it

every high elf woman is too preoccupied getting knocked up by their nord husbands

Those would produce high elf children though.

Even if you only have sex with beastkin depending on the phase of the moon you can get a lot of different results
Every stormcloak father proudly holds up his litter of Alfiq children who are 1/10th the size of a Thalmor Battlemage but with 10x the Magicka capacity

Are Arena and Daggerfall worth playing?

Yeah but they wouldn't be Thalmor children.

Also if the High Elves are obsessed with bloodline purity and culling "inferior" children with eugenics it's actually hilarious that you can just have a healthy Altmer woman get knocked up by a nord and the baby will be a healthy (and stronger than average, since the father does have some influence on the child like the Gray Prince) elf baby with zero eugenics nonsense necessary

B-BUT THAT MANMER ABOMINATION WILL ONLY LIVE 190 YEARS INSTEAD OF THE DOMINION STANDARD 200
OUR DIVINITY IS ALREADY WEARING THIN AS IT IS

If you enjoy troubleshooting ancient games and actually disorienting dungeon crawling then yes , they're both kino

If you don't like procedurally generated content then they're worthless.

its kind of funny cause the Oblivion Crisis is like the most important historical event ever that changed everything

i can't understand nuance

I'm gonna be honest, Dagon didn't feel like a big deal when you actually fight him. Same with Alduin and kind of with Dagoth

yeah thats always how it is. the lore is more interesting, in the game you kind of have to use your imagination.

Dagoth 's importance is a secret, barely anyone knows that he's rebuilding the Numidium, it's the equivalent of stopping a bad guy's secret nuclear weapons program.
The Oblivion Crisis was literally a global apocalypse even though Oblivion doesn't do a good job conveying the urgency and basically set the stage for the next several centuries of dealing with the fallout.

I don't think we know if Alduon's return actually meant much for anywhere outside Skyrim. He had to fly around resurrecting dragons manually, and although the whole kalpa ending time devouring shit is obviously a global threat, all his actions seem geographically limited to the one province and The Last Dragonborn dealt with him pretty quickly without any major losses besides Helgen

we need to rejuvenate our forces before going to war with the Dominion

but sir, it's been 30 years. We are back at full strength and the elves don't reproduce fast enough to have recovered by this point.

NOOO WE NEED MORE TIME. WE MUST LAUNCH A FULL INVASION OF SKYRIM

the Stormcloaks are retarded but the Empire is worse.

Dagon is the Daedric prince of change and he forced Martin to sacrifice himself, destroying the Septim bloodline and changing the Empire forever. Dagon won.

if you lose, you win.

The Imperial pantheon is weird. Back in the day the people of Cyrodil were enslaved by elves and worshiped elven gods. After overthrowing the elves Alessia (the leader of the slave revolt) fused the Nord pantheon with the elven pantheon to try and make everybody happy. So the imperial pantheon is really the nord pantheon with an elven coat of paint.

You are not fooling anyone, Ulfric.

Utterly mindbroken by Skyrimchads

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Fpbp, GOATblivion is the best game.

the emperor does get assassinated in-game for being a cuck. meade wont ever give them another war, but maybe someone else will.

Alright how do you get into the elder scrolls games, I tried playing daggerfall because it's free but it just gave me a headache visuals not gameplay.
How do I play morrowind without getting filtered

“You truly believe the squabbling tribes of Men—brutes who can’t share a continent without drawing blood—will unite long enough to oppose the Thalmor? Please, you’ll tear each other apart over pride before you even reach our borders.”

How do you reply without sounding mad?

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Alduin in particular is the most disappointing boss in the series. Just a generic dragon battle, Miraak is a better final battle for Skyrim hell even Harkon is better. Miraak even says he could have killed Alduin if he wanted

use a good approved build

kill her

strip her naked

jerk off

why do they keep losing then?

I will defeat the thalmor by waging an entirely different war against people who also hate the elves because they're too stupid to worship their god in private for a bit

Honestly, the Empire's been on life support since the Oblivion Crisis. Mede was a glorified warlord who power-vacuumed his way onto the throne, and then got immediately bent over by the Dominion. His whole reign is just damage control. If there's another war, it’ll be led by some mad bastard who either doesn't care about imperial protocol or isn't even pretending anymore. Probably Titus Mede III: The Revengeance or some Tharn-tier necromancer war pope.

If you need your hand held by Anon Babbleirgins it's already over for you.

They were just defending themselves, the Aldmeri Dominion has a right to self-defence you anti-thalmite piece of shit

I play as a Dunmer so my response would just be an incoherent string of racial slurs.

in defense of Alduin its cool to have drastically different bosses and a big dragon is definitely a one time type cool thing perfect for Nords

"The Ayleids thought the same."

The Thalmor don't come across as either pro-Empire or pro-Ulfric in the game

because they aren't they are pro civil war for as long as possible, it is blatantly spelled out multiple times

Skyrim is the best. I just prefer the atmosphere over the previous entries. Mods can take a great game, and make it even better.

So Ulfric supporters aren't helping the Thalmor so long as they win quickly

I will defeat the Thalmor by weakening their opposition and then... I JUST WILL OKAY

ulfric.jpg

There's some mods out there that make them way more palatable for a modern player. I like them, but I don't know if I'd do it vanilla. Either way, they're free on Steam. You have nothing to lose at least giving them a try.

In this case unironically

I support Ulfric's cause but I like the Imperial NPCs better. Tulius and Rikke are better than the Stormcloaks, which makes it hard whenever I have to choose

First post worst post

Both are flawed, but the Empire is needed to defeat the greater evil that is the Thalmor.

based

after hearing several times the conversation between Tulius and Legate Rikke the guy is truly incompetent

Never played Arena, Daggerfall I found absurdly boring considering it's basically just a load of proc gen quests (which don't even have that much variation) bar the main quest.

This. Especially after you’re well established as Dragonborn and can most likely kill hundreds of Thalmor on their own. They both should’ve begged you to off the elves.

Mede is depressing because the death of Patrick Stewart in Oblivion is several games in the making and you feel the impact of that death throughout the game. Mede gets knocked off in a side quest and nobody gives a fuck

Yeah one thing Skyrim didn't do well enough is really make you feel like an OP demigod. The average NPC should know who you are by like level 45 or whatever. That and I never liked the power scaling for enemies like the guards. No way they should be able to fight hand to hand with the Dragonborn. Some enemies should just have a base level, and that's it.

Samefag

reminder that the canon ending for the Dragonborn is being kidnapped by Hermaeus Mora kek
By Akatosh Alduin should’ve won, this kalpa was fucked anyway. Too many elves

he's not tiber septim, he's 3 different individuals

Because the Medes aren't proper Emperors, they're just a family that filled the power vacuum caused by Martin exploding into a dragon.

the Empire is needed to defeat the greater evil that is the Thalmor.

No. It's been 30 years and the empire still chooses to do nothing about the dominion despite the fact that they hold all the cards. Meanwhile the Redguards are fighting the Dominion by themselves and are holding their own. The empire is the only thing stopping the fucking elves from getting BTFO.

How did Uriel Septim VII manage to grow all of his hair back by Oblivion?

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The Ayleids needed literal di ex machina to even stand a chance.

a wizard did it

Why did he allow himself to go almost entirely bald before doing this?

they are going to discard the previous game's protag in every subsequent game until the end of time

Being imprisoned by wizard for years does a number on your hairline.

sends the imperial legion to abduct, torture, and murder nords for following their own faith

guys, we're your friends, trust me if you just let us murder your people for a few more decades then we'll totally fight the thalmor ;)

damn, the thalmor rooted out and destroyed our entire intelligence network publically

guess we're just gonna do nothing about that

in fact let's devote our resources to keeping this vassal country entirely superficially

The Imperials didn't really have a plan.

Yeah because that worked so well the first time right?

from the average nords perspective, the empire capitulated and did nothing for decades, and is even enforcing rules imposed on them by the enemy. it literally cannot get worse.

Makes you wonder why the race that's supposed to be good at 4d chess diplomacy did nothing to quell the unrest in skyrim

Anon, the dude walked into skyrim with a tenth of a legion and in only 3 months had Ulfric ready for execution.
He's not incompetent, he just doesn't care for Nords or their Traditions

this guy literally disobey the Thalmor in the fucking intro, you should have posted a picture of Cuckus Mede II

Empire knows there's going to be another war

Dominion knows there's going to be another war

Tullius knows there's going to be another war

Ulfric knows there's going to be another war

instead of allowing Skyrim to prepare for another war, knowing full well Ulfric HATES ELVES and would side with the Empire in the next war, waste manpower and resources in keeping them a part of the Empire which means under the jurisdiction of the Thalmor

Unless you are playing a Thalmor agent, there is no reason to side with the Empire. There's only one instance of Tullius or the Legion trying to work against the Thalmor's interest shown in game and that's when he's trying to get you and Ulfric decapitated before Elenwen can free the latter to keep the war going. At no point does Tullius try to stop the Thalmor from executing or kidnapping anyone (usually to the Thalmor rape dungeon two floors below him in Caste Dour), and in fact HE RUNS COVER for them by telling people to not make a fuss about them doing it in the Greymane/Battleborn sidequest. It's been decades since the war ended and they have nothing to show for it.

tl;dr TWO MORE WEEKS

they look good at low res from afar, they are actually atrocious and retarded

instead of allowing Skyrim to prepare for another war, knowing full well Ulfric HATES ELVES

It would work if Ulfric was a competent military leader and was completely unaffiliated with the Thalmor.
Unfortunately, he is niether.

well the emperor gets assassinated for a reason.

The game really downplayed the power scaling for TLD, its weird. Lore wise TLD is the most powerful mortal seen in Tamriel since the Mythic Era. It'd literally be like if Tiber Septim himself came back and no one gave a shit.

Ulfric could literally be Elenwen with a fake beard and it still wouldn't change that 1 Thalmor agent operating in Skyrim freely is superior to 1000+1 Thalmor agents operating in Skyrim freely.

competent military leader

The Empire was brought to its knees by a group of jaundiced David Blane niggas. Who are we calling incompetent?

Ulfric could literally be Elenwen with a fake beard

is this possible?

with dragonbreaks, anything is possible

Yes. With illusion magic anything is possible.

So Imperial supporters are like the MAGA who believe that Trump is secretly working against Israel?

if Trump had been president for decades promising that while militant rabbis were allowed to walk around executing anyone wearing a cross without a trial yes it would be like that

This has to be bait. No fuckign way do we sill have retards 15 years later thinking Ulfric was a thalmor agent/pawn.

He is or not, Ulfric Stormcuck got mogged by an old man with just a skeleton crew within months of going to Skyrim. And you fags think he's a good leader? L.O.L.

always annoyed the shit out of me that the imperials dress like this in Skyrim. No long sleeve shirts, cloaks, or trousers

in the Dossier itself they say they have no more contact with Ulfric however

I don't join the Stormcloaks to fight for Ulfric I join the Stormcloaks to fight for Talos.

Talos is a scheming rat who laughs at idiots who worship him.

What would you do if you had a Argonian maid in your plantation

"wow the stormcloaks are so mean to these dunmer refugees"

"at least they let them stay in the city until they can recover"

find out red mountain exploded two centuries ago

not only are they shiftless squatters who did nothing for 200 years but they still don't consider Windhelm their home enough to side with Skyrim, I would be racist against them too

What's to stop someone from contracting the Dark Brotherhood to kill Ulfric, Tullius, Elenwyn, literally whoever? It worked on the emperor

trump will betray israel any day now, trust the plan

That's Hjalti Early-Beard, Talos is more than just Hjalti.

Slay the vile beast and it's hist sap producing titties

lay the vile beast and it's hist sap producing titties

Wait really? I always got the impression it was like two or three years prior lol

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE KWAMA EGGS

you wouldn't do that to such a beautiful creature would you?

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Besides the brotherhood picking and choosing which black sacrament offers they take up, I have no idea. You would think in a world where you can have anyone assassinated by doing a fairly well known ritual that's within the means of an average person, there would be no heads of state since they'd all be murdered within weeks by foreign powers or rivals in their own government. So there has to be some bullshit rule that stops it being a thing.

Reminder that Khajiit is best race in any game where Hand-to-Hand is viable, Argonian otherwise.

Because Bethesda cannot into timescales, and based off what you see in game it really does seem like it's been a few years at most.

In 4E 05 the mountain erupted causing Vvardenfell to be covered in lava and destroyed some of the settlements. Since then, the mountain remained dormant but still spews out ash and smoke as of 4E 201 (the year Skyrim takes place).

saadia was so full of shit. i always send her back to hammerfell so she can lose 10 pounds instantly

I am contracting the Dark Brotherhood to kill Alduin

elves live longer it's like yesterday for them

he literally is though
he was captured, tortured, and buck-broken into a piss elf asset, then they instigated him to do the Markarth incident where him demanding Talos worship before returning the city to Imperials, in direct violation of the White Gold Concordat, directly enabled Thalmor action and was the catalyst to the current civil war. Which was LITERALLY a Thalmor plot.

200 years isn't even a single elven lifetime. To them Red Mountain blowing up was in living memory

he doesn't directly work for them, he's a retard that's being exploited

It's nothing to do with if he is actually a Thalmor Agent or not. To the point of view of the empire, he was a Prisoner of thecThalmor for an extended length of time, then made a move to destabilize Skyrim. The Imperial court would never trust him as the leader of Skyrim.

He literally did Markarth after their direct inducement. The fallout, war crimes, and total shitshow afterwards is why he cut off contact, he was literally in contact with Thalmor (and Elenwen, his personal piss elf dominatrix) until then

Ulfric lost to a 10th of a legion staffed by newly recruited locals in 3 months.
It's still ulfric.

mossad claim Jesus is in hell

USA bends knee to israel

Americans claim to be Christian

as an aryan american i'm deeply ashamed of my country but i can't blame imperials for being entranced by illusions, alterations and conjuration (gacha games, hollywood, taylor swift, fast food)

imperials are literal cucks

no but I can see Ulfric secretly crossdressing as her

That doesn't change anything though? If someone's house burned down I don't think anyone would say them feeling entitled to crash on their neighbor's couch for forty years because the house fire was in their living memory is reasonable. There are livable regions in Morrowind, there are more tolerant places in Skyrim, and the Civil War is pretty recent so they could have moved anywhere else in the Empire they wanted. Who cares if it took decades to get the money, like you said they have centuries to work whatever jobs they want to either move or fix up the Grey Quarter.

had Ulfric ready for execution

iirc he managed to capture Ulfric thx to the Thalmor intelligence

he just doesn't care for Nords or their Traditions

true but he also underestimate the civil war, hell he doesn't acknowledge it as one

hearing the frustration in the voice of legate Rikke just show how much a dumbass he is

Literal pawn of the Thalmor

Where is hand to hand not viable? Arena and Daggerfall?

He becam orc temporarily to show humans are superior. He's a Breton.

the slave revolt had minotaur BVLLS on their side thoughever

literally pic related:

What did we really learn lorewise from Skyrim?

Online implies they will be canon even if the games never reach that far into the future.

Weren't these guys founded by surviving Ayleids aka fucking ancient elf supremacist slaver empire fuckers?

In the Empire it is mandatory to wear a cock cage

lmao ESO isn't canon either. Unless you want to look me dead in the eye and tell me with a straight face that this pointless superfluous abomination of a mary sue character deserves to be an official daedric prince

Dude Hermaeus Mora was SCARED of her. Watch your mouth

Such a shame that ESO had some prettty good writing here and there but this donutsteel waifu was the worst shit they could've done

It's disappointing to me because the Dragonborn is fucking Jesus Christ in this setting. You're basically an avatar of Akatosh and we've not only been living in a Dragonbornless world since the cosmos-changing Septim dynasty died, but the new Dragonborn is absorbing actual dragon souls and using ancient shouts to command the world like he's fucking Moses parting the Red Sea. Not to mention, the cultural importance of this hero to Skyrim, it's fucking funny the guards give you shit for yelling if you Thu'um in front of them.

But enough gooflic sissycloaks the jarl of sissies

making up a new (d)aedra

completely unacceptable, regardless of the quality of the writing, which is still obviously horrible in this case

is ESO playable for fun nowadays? I paid for the Morrowind expansion and played it when it came out, and I remember enjoying it. So I logged in again after TESOR looking for some lore and shit to do, but I found it was basically nothing since my account when back to f2p. Is it worth it to buy Summerset or something or just pay whatever monthly to play the rest of ESO?

deliver them to justice

Bold of you to assume I didnt just send all 3 of these hammerpants-americans souls to the ideal masters so I could fittingly craft 3 rings that improve pickpocketing.

T.Racist Nord

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I wonder what her feet smell like

Imperial cucks btfo

It is quite literally in every concievable way with no exaggeration whatosever nothing more than a cash grab. The game frequently and deliberately bombards you with tedious problems designed specifically to annoy you so much that you'll spend money in order to circumvent those problems.

Nordic became so Imperialized they don’t even remember the orginal names of their own gods

Ok. Good to know. Damn. And here I was excited to see Black Marsh and shit. I guess I'll just go back to Tamriel Reborn and put the work in to figure Morrowind out lol. Hey has the Skyrim mod project for all of Tamriel been going well?

Guarantee the majority of Redditor's that support the Empire post "trust the plan" memes about Blermpf, then argue the same thing for the Empire.

Tullius isn't the emperor

if this stupid self insert tumblr OC bitch whore is mentioned a single time in tes6 it's fucking over for Todd

Correct. Something Imperial-tards conveniently ignore, which is in Ulfric's dossier it explicitly states that the Stormcloaks are only useful as long as the Civil War goes on, and it's code red if they actually win.

Stormcloaks winning poses a bigger threat to the Thalmor since Ulfric plans on going full Nordic jihad right afterwards compared to the Imperials who are just going to fart around again

Remember, any retarded shit can be retconned away in the future through Dragon Breaks, thank Akatosh.

Reminder Stormcuck is trying to destroy whatever human has left to defeat the Thalmor. The imperial only bent the knees in order to buy some time.

The story makes it pretty fucking abundantly clear that THE EMPIRE is a cosmic force designated by the actual ascension of a human bloodline as an avatar of the creator god Lorkhan, applying his force across the cosmos PRACTICALLY through such artifacts as the amulet of kings. So why pretend Mede or any Empire has any balls here, when we've foreclosed on that power since the Oblivion Crisis, and are now returning to the primordial forces of the dragon-man as the God of Time blesses us (me myself the player) with his very soul which the original Empire could only access through fucking jewelry? I mean what the fuck!?

It's only worth playing if you play it to run through the faction stories, and pretend it's a single player game. Which requires sincere cognitive dissonance and ignoring 90% of the games mechanics

To keep it simple, by the way, 'The Empire' lost the Mandate of Heaven. Now we got cavemen crawling out of their holes wielding the power of God. Who's side are you on?

You're not considering the general MMO audience who pick Bretons and Altmer for the more typical high fantasy europe fairy tale aesthetics.

Wonder what Barenziah is up to by Skyrim

What the fuck is up with that stupid character. Do real TES oldheads know about this shit or is it just stupid?

She's a prominent character in Daggerfall and Morrowind and her fucking anything that breathes is a meme in the series. Though she's not hot by Morrowind so I don't really want to fuck her

you mean like how he is talking about being mad about israel while appointing zionist rabbis as "anti semitism" experts on government payroll?

Anyways, the Thalmor are playing the long game. They don't need to wage war anymore. Man will destroy themselves for them.

Kirkbride’s vision for Skyrim was to show how badly the Oblivion crisis changed the status quo of Tamriel. Bosmer would be an endangered species, Imperials would be literally mind broken by the destruction of the Amulet of kings, Hammerfell gets split into 2 kingdoms

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Hammerfell and Skyrim combined could wipe Alinor of all life. Don't even have to fight in Valenwood and Elsweyr. Head straight to to the isles and kill every piss skin in sight.

Wtf are other races even doing in Skyrim? Why would you ever migrate there? It's cold, harsh, inhospitable. Only Nordchads thrive in this enviroment. Why subject yourself to the frost? Go to literally any other province.

Who wrote Skyrim anyways

he actually that can happen

lol Redguards see Nords as idiotic snow cavemen who only yell and swing their weapons like retards. Plus they're on the verge of having a nation splitting civil war.

Nords and Redguards don’t even have a navy lmao

lust for nordcock

Reminder that Racial Phylogeny confirms all "races" are actually just regional phenotypes of the same species (confirmed by the fact all of them can cross-breed with no restrictions).

Kirkbride’s vision for Skyrim

is retarded fanfiction with no basis in anything
theres a reason why the only thing to his name is minecraft story mode

They spend a pretty good effort explaining why each race is there during Skyrim. Khajit get the least explanation but what do you know, they're fewest and most wily

Skyrim was 14 years ago

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idiotic snow cavemen who only yell and swing their weapons like retards

Well what the fuck else do you want in a fantasy war

Morrowind was 2002
Oblivion was 2006
Skyrim was 2011
9 years all three

I'm almost 30 now...

Wrong, Oblivion is even more underwhelming than Skyrim is

They're *lv*s

Nords cannot have a navy due to the Sea of Ghosts

Kirkbride makes good fan fiction
Todd and Emil make bad fan fiction
simple as

Yeah yeah and you were 'tricked' into fighting at red mountain and shor was beated only because the dwarfs smashed the whole mountain on him. lmao

i've really been hoping this is the case in TESVI.
the empire collapsed/dissolved from the both internal conflict and struggling with the dominion would be such a cool setting for the next TES game. i also hope to see a primary focus on the dominion as antagonists in the iliac bay area (or nearby at least) but that's just my wishful thinking. i feel like the dominion should be a more serious and immediate threat for the main quest

you were

beated

good morning sir

Magic is king TES, it literally comes from the heavens. If your race can’t properly utilize it then you are literally subhuman. This is why Nords and Redguards fell off after years of becoming more and more adverse to magic

I am not buying immortals of aveum kirkbride

You do know Skyrim has great farmland in the south and south-eastern areas, right?

the Keep It Simple Stupid guy

"Skyrim belongs to x"

"The Thalmor are the real enemy"

"Daedra and dragons and apocalypses should be our concern"

"Fuck Hammerfell they all fucked off"

"Nords hate Dunmer who hate Argonians who hate Dunmer"

These are all false flag attempts to divert a united Tamriel from the true enemy, the Bosmer

Why do people think just because you have a common, it means you would join in an alliance?

Then how are they going invade an island nation that focus on naval power?

Because it’s happened multiple times in real history?

Name ten that didn't end with either complete defeat of both or one or two backstabbing each other.

and then the birds were so weak with their godly dragon shout because they didn’t cast spells enough, and the thalmor won

Do you really think they’d write that

Nords are shipbuilders. Once Ulfric declares jihad they'll build up a fleet.

Ulfric will get assassinated since that always happens in revolts.

Ulfric will disarm shout the assassin and ass rape the corpse.

Quit being queer for him. He still very much a human. All it takes is one poisoned drink or a dagger in the throat when he sleeps.

Assassin still slips on the icy Windhelm stairs and breaks their neck.

I have oldrim, with all the dlcs you can no longer get at the store. You have the cookie cutter tendies edition with your mega specced out super pc daddy probably bought for you. We are not the same , you filthy knife-eared elitist. Go back to morrowind where you belong.

People still arguing about the civil war when we all know that Bethesda will just take the boring route and make whoever won pointless.

Watch Skyrim get burnt to the ground when a horde of evil dragons get revived by some mysterious force that was actually the pulling the strings of everyone.

then we will truly be in the dragons age

Remember, no matter how bad ES lore gets it can ALWAYS get worse

How the fuck did you not get SE for free like everyone else?

go back to the better game

lol k

The funniest thing they could do is make Parthuurnax evil so all of the redditors have a meltdown.

I'd have a meltdown too because all the Kill Paarthunax anons that keep posting Delphine with her tits out would be right

Gotta have an IQ above 90. That's it. Not everyone will be able to get it.

I never kill Paarthurnax and defend him all the time but still think it would be funny just to piss off all of the “partysnax” retards.

Can't argue with the facts

Not much to talk about with the other plots. They aren't really as geopolitical with obvious sides to debate about. Skyrim has more in common with New Vegas in this regard. Oblivion is just “well that happened”. Morrowind has politics but they aren't really presented in a way that makes you care. Morrowind discussions just turn into “Is Dagoth Ur gay for the Nerevarine? Would they make love if you just asked?”.