What were his crimes?
What were his crimes?
He made innocent children eat poo!
Tornado chaser.
He prowed for tail for miles
Helping break Sonic out of prision
date of birth: none
Huh?
hair: fox brown
clearly yellow
He's a jehovah's witness
says right there, unemployment
Killing billions
So are chaos emeralds considered weapons of mass destruction?
1,000,000 what? Dollars? Rings?
They're alien artifacts while also somehow necessary to keep the planet in tact from Dark Gaia
They want 1 million clones of Tails.
I believe casinpolis from adventure 1 established rings as the in universe currency
Tails is eternal and once he came into existence he simultaneously exists at all times and in all places.
THE BABIES
THE BABIES
THE BABIES
Very expensive batteries
He hacked the US Government. And leaked gigabytes of undisclosed documents.
He raped cream the rabbit
He refused me sex
Vored Amy
date of impregnation: yes
He downloaded Ye's recent song, hacked G.U.N systems and played said song on repeat for a month straight.
Tails: "Nigga Heil Hitla! hehehe~"
Not even Tails can get modern games to run properly on his pc.
Tails: "The code is just nonsensical, it's like a caveman slapped his club on the keyboard and called it a day!"
Never got 3D playable tails again because of the mech stages
mech stages are too complicated, gaijin, prease understanderuu
I heard it had something to do with a park bench.
"Hey nerd, *psssst*, nerd, hold my hand; or else~"
tresspassing on a military base (pardoned)
attacking officers (pardoned)
aided and abetted a person who at the time was labeled as a terrorist (both he and the "terrorist" were pardoned)
fleeing arrest (pardoned)
operating a mech without a permit (pardoned)
he would also likely be an accomplice in any crimes Sonic committed after escaping.
oh also
tresspassing in the president's limo (pardoned)
hacking into the president's computer (pardoned)
Tails resumed the Battle Fight
Surge and blue fag should've stayed dead like the gay duck
how much of a fag do you have to be to get raped by Tails
Gambling fraud. It's canon
Gotta be a reddit mod that browses bluesky all day.
Tails and Eggman are the only characters that don't have the "the" middle name
Really makes you think
Something just happened...
operating a mech without a permit (pardoned)
Oh shit you need a permit for those?
"Mr. President, I never knew you were into...bats~ Might want to keep this little liaison of ours under wraps if you wish to do well in the midterm elections."
I'm accepting this as canon.
Amy Rose.
This.
Put out a wanted poster for Tails!
Uhh we don't know anything about him.
Write that down then! At least that narrows it down to everybody we don't know anything about!
There was this one (3d-animated, I thought by Cyber8 but was apparently wrong instance of him offering cream his hotdog, which was an euphonism.
NHH
Sitting on a park bench?
Building a Metal Gear for Outer Heaven
So that's where all of sega's lost revenue went to.
Just a little rape it wasn't a big deal.
Fuck you
Taking countless miles of Rouge's futa cock.
Tails breaks 3D Platformers with his flying
That's kind of the appeal though, i'd say. Tails can fly, so the player can have fun with it and explore the stage more freely. Sonic would be for the more hardcore, speed running stuff afterwards. Also, butt-helicopter.
It's a two-tailed anthropomorphic fox driving a bipedal mech. You'll know him when you see him.
Eating a meal; a succulent Chinese meal.
12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape... And one moving violation.
12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape
Oh that's nothing, boys will be bo-
And one moving violation
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
So...do they just shit while on the run?
Just like real criminals.
Charmy Bee
Except only sometimes.
Miles Prowler, code name "Tails." His age and place of birth, unknown.
He swears allegiance to no nation. The only loyalty he knows is to Sonic.
sovl brawl
muh tripping sihg
He's a fox, do we have a traitor in our midst, Colonel Sanders?
I'm not fucking roleplaying with you.
Do you think Trump still has this on the desk?
Who said you had to, Chad?
Can we talk for a second about how fucking kino Mission Street is?
things just went from bad to worse, shadow got away, the military are still hunting sonic and now tails + possibly amy, eggman just blew up half the moon not to mention an island, knuckles is off who knows where doing his own thing
suddenly rumbling hwy plays
that perfect mix of upbeat optimism and melancholy sung by jun senoues guitar delivered by god himself as the background transitions into that beautiful nighttime cityscape
seeing that wanted sign that's for YOU and giving it the middle finger
it ain't over til it's over
Modern Sonic is incapable of moments like this
I'd put my Sonic figures on my presidential desk, so of course he does.
tripping was funny and it made autists fucking seethe. It was based.
cock too big
why is she brown?
diabetes.
The went to the beach
i concur
she was brown in the og SA2, but some ppl over do it a little because they're brown and are compensating a bit. Oh they just like the contrast and like some chocolate chicks.
I agree anon it's underrated kino and it has the third best music track in the game
They can destroy the entire universe if misused, so yes?
He's a Jehova's witness
Wait, what?
Rouge is a latina
Sonic guys are into caramel babes
Yet when they shake the rings out of you they become coins...
Being too cute
Stealing my virginity
Enjoying a meal? A succulent chili dog meal?
I think I saw a Tails wanker IRL at my university. He was wearing a bunch of Tails apparel and looked autistic.
I saw a Tails wanker
Tails hasn't been wanked off by any autistic nerds!! Stop spreading lies!!!