He chose the Corpo lifepath

he chose the Corpo lifepath

Safe loli

choose corpo life

you get fired and ousted from corpo society in the opening scene and become another street kid

what was even the fucking point of letting you choose?

CDPR wanted Trigger to remove the best character in the show

why are westoids so retarded?

the west is run by childless castrating millennial spinsters, that's the only answer necessary

That other chick was supposed to be showing up in a fighting game, right? I heard about that like a year ago. Is that still true?

implying I played this legendary awful game at all

I feel like Nomad is the only start that is actually cool, since it sets the main character up as someone who actually has combat experience. Other two starts immediately going from a pencil pusher/pavement ape to a capable hired killer feel asspulled.

yes and there's been leaks that showed footage of her recently

Child Pregnancy.

alrighty, here's hoping we see more than one cp2k77 thread a week.

if you pay attention the game never really even shows you why corps are "evil"

Edgerunners was good.
The video game has fucking nothing to do with Edgerunners and still massively underdelivers on the original promise even after all the patches. It's at least functional now, but CDPR still can't put the fun in functional.

What are you talking about, there are many different instances of npcs explicitly telling you that. Johnny alone should have like a hour of voicelines telling about shit they're doing.

yep all those criminals TELL me but the game never shows me

It's just shitty because the corpo life path was clearly the most gutted or they ran out of time on it. It's like 15x shorter than the Nomad life path and has virtually no gameplay.

childless castrating millennial spinsters

God damn, what an apt description of those cretins.

There are tons of side missions and shit that show the corps doing evil shit. And for fuck's sake, the entire PL DLC is about Militech being dirty as fuck.

cyberpunk was p fun after i went back and played it recently. i really liked getting all the super hacker stuff and driving cars into each other and making them explode and the gun play felt fun enough. i got that ending where you try to work with the corpos on the moon and they offer to transfer your consciousness to a backup to stick you in a robo body later but i figured that was just basically killing yourself to make ai clone so i just lived the rest out.

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The setting explores the anarchic scenario of the power of conventional political structures degrading, and inter-national and sub-national entities entering the power vacuum.

When you ask a question like

Why does that fucking government tells everyone what to do? Isn't that fucking evil?

The government can answer something like

We're democratic, we represent interests of people and your interests as well, we establish democratic institutions that allow you personally to have influence on what we do, we are bound by immutable laws such as the constitution which are written to serve the people, etc etc

This may not be entirely honest, but such a formal answer exists. A government can therefore have a semblance of legitimacy which makes it different from a bunch of bandits with guns who tell everyone what to do.

When government loses its positions, and a corporation takes over its functions and its power, what is its answer to this question, which didn't go anywhere?

Here at Arasaka corporation our goal is profits for Arasaka corporation. This enterprise is privately owned by a family from an opposite end of planet.

It can't give any other answer, and if they try, it will only be seen as an insulting demagogy. Which means, functionally those are literal bandits with guns who tell you what to do.

And here you have it. It's a free for all post-national post-state post-diplomacy ancap smiley world. Fucking up a corporation is not different from fucking up those bandits in a cave in Skyrim, except it's a really fucking huge cave.

honestly I bet the real reason why they let Trigger keep her was because they learn she would be eventually killed off.

giving becca cowtits

kill all these artists

CDPR

west

poland belongs to the unnapproachable eastern orient where genies and aladdins live

shut the fuck up

if your company is bullied into DEI then yes, correct. West.

I'm saving up for that Wuthering Waves collab next year.

did we really need another cp thread?

he played cyberflop 2077

shut up i really liked the anime and just had some small amount of hope that all the patching might've made it good instead of a 5/10

The more you interact with actual Poles, the more you realize, that effectively they're just Turks who got really lost and were struggling with identity crisis ever since.
There are various entertaining details affirming that, for example the original Polish nationalism declared that higher classes of Polish society are not Slavs but some "Sarmats" from Central Asia who conquered Slavic subhumans and rule over them. This was accompanied with commissioning portraits in clearly Turkic looking clothing. Christianity in Poland was also pretty... special, for example in 19th century they had a huge sect claiming that Poland is literally Jesus Christ partitioned for the sins of humanity, and Napoleon is literally the God.
You decide how western it is.

thinking freedom exists in Night City

Corpos are basically eldritch gods and Im a warlock who knows how to parley with them to get what I want.

You only take corpo to represent a V that sells out at every opportunity, and he would take the deal both in PL and the main story. It has no additional content because if it did you'd basically turn yourself in immediately

I only know of this character from "No, the loli stays" meme. Is this actually an underaged character or is it what said?

the tie-ins were so lazy i dont think they even watched the show

hi it's falco from your favorite japanimu, remember that guy you liked who died? he would have been your best bro and here's his jacket

now you can get on with experiencing how shitty jackie is by comparison

here's becca's blood and her gun lying on the floor of the most important corporate plaza on the seaboard nah nobody cleaned it up

we could have just put her smashed robot bits in a lab in arasaka but no, no there isn't time for that on our tight schedule of pretending to fix the (still) bugged to shit game

cyberflop 2077

By November 2024, the game had sold over 30 million units, making it one of the best-selling games of all time

muh 30 million units

sad and abysmal cope
try again

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How is pointing out it sold 30,000,000 copies 'cope'? That makes it one of the best selling games of all time. Sorry, facts don't care about your feelings.

you shut the fuck up Anon Babbletranny
you clearly don't know a flying fuck about Poland

wow almost ten whole black people, poland has fallen

I accept your concession

Retardkun, CP2077 made back its entire dev budget, even with the small amount of PSN refunds, in about two weeks after going on sale if not sooner. It's not a flop by any conceivable metric.

doesnt even understand what was being argued

settle down tranny. breathe

the game was an unfinished mess, devs lied about multiple features
you keep bringing up sales numbers as if current players are any near those numbers
why would anyone defend this?

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Who's the stronger Shortstack? Rebecca or Midna?

becca

current players are the same as sales numbers

How dumb can one person be?

unfinished mess

I played it on PC at launch and it was fine. The worst bugs I remember were the 'police spawn in buildings behind you' thing and the 'standing on motorcycle in t-pose' glitch. I beat it, end to end, three times in the month after launch without any issues.

Midna is supernatural, so she wins on that basis. I'd like both to sit on my face to be sure, of course

it's a grown up woman

She looks like a fuckable cut of meat.

I played it on PC at launch and it was fine.

no it wasn't, stop making stuff up

launch

of course you bought it on launch like a retard

I originally started Nomad (male), but then I was like "yeah, this feels fine, lets try the other ones first, then."
Then I went Street Kid and hated it. I felt like a fucking mexican immigrant.
Then I tried Corpo (female) and I ended up sticking with it after installing a bunch of coomer mods.

I didn't choose the Corpo life, the Corpo life chose me.

LOOK OUT BELOW

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makes a bunch of AI memes to support his schizo theory

Jesus Christ.

choose any life path

only matters for the first 5-15 minutes of the game (optimistically)

get occasional shitty extra dialogue options that do nothing every few missions

very cool stuff cdpr

It's likely a legal loli, although she was denied entrance in the bar.

choose Corpo

"ah sweet I can be a cyber Patrick Bateman doing corporate espionage"

immediately get turfed out of the office into the streets

Corpo life path still feels like it fits the best, only rivaled by the Nomad path.

Corpo gets embroiled in the constant pursuit of becoming "bigger", stepping on those around them and falling prey to the exact cycle said world perpetuates

Has a fall from grace due to the exact kind of world they were upholding

Tries and fails to grasp greatness again, almost gets killed

Has to start from scratch, slowly build up through meeting genuine people and actually living in the real world for a moment

Then, when it all comes to a head, they either fall prey to it once more, or leave it all behind after realizing that the greatness they pursued isn't worth the pain it causes

Nomad's good too since it's basically a hopeful V coming to the big city for something bigger, only to realize what they had was what actually mattered. Street Kid is the only one that feels like an awkward middle ground of themes that don't have as much impact.

redditeca from reddit runners

why the FUCK won't this AUTISTIC CHOOM put it in my WOMB already

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I love cunny

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Fake loli for fake lolicons

Becca is a grown ass woman

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Suffer, LRD.

41%

you’ll say that and keep getting people trying to convince you that loli is a body type or some shit lmao

Shut up, cocksleeve.
I'll rearrange your guts with my Willem DaFoe sized cock.

Reminder the last episode didn't actually happen. It was just a dream. Rebecca is fine.

Yes, I played it at launch on PC and bought a copy through GoG. The only launch versions that genuinely barely worked were the lastgen console ones (PS4, Xbone), and yeah, those were broken shitheaps.

But I didn't have any problems and more than got my money's worth. Seethe about it, fag.

The corpo life path lets you have dialogue options that change some content, but it's nothing immense. It's just flavor.

You will never be a real lolicon.
You will never be a real woman.

Loli is a state of mind. I sexually identify as a loli.

Reminder that Rebecca died unbaptized and therefore went to hell

Corpo would have been fun if you could actually spend some time as some rich suit instead of immediately getting fired and being near identical to the other two paths.

I'm a man, you belong on that other site.

i almost thought it was a massive futa dick that was keeping the sheets up

And?

london

Corpo V is a arasaka counterintelligence agent who kills for the company
Streetkid V is established as having spent several years prior to the introduction doing solo work for fixers

tfw you will never reverse-corrupt Becca into a demure housewife

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Transfolx say this a lot.

love is the greatest drug of all

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mentally ill

I will never and I WOULD never, my wife is the same rowdy tomboy she always was she gets really fat though