oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like
the Youtuber keeps adding unfunny quips every 2 seconds
Oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like
vaguely related tangent about Jungian psychology
Oh cool a video
The youtuber keeps 2 seconds
watch video format exclusively used by unfunny faggots with autism
surprised the faggot making the video is unfunny and autistic
???
see video with game topic i'm interested in
hear foreigner accent, woman voice or troon clown voice
close video immediately
Every fucking time.
youtuber is holding a small microphone in a purple/pink lit room and spends the first 5 minutes talking about how he has to wake up early tomorrow for some convention
oh cool a youtube video
it's by a youtuber
britbong voice
insufferable up your own ass script
They literally cannot help themselves
hi guys just as a sidenote whilst I'm editing thi-
IT'S NOT LIVE? YOU HAVE A CAMERA AND EDITING SOFTWARE? RESHOOT IT THEN RETARD
Same, but instead its a fillscreen facecam.
Double nigger points if the faggot could have put some related footage there instead.
Triple fucking thousand if its a tutorial on something like blender and he isnt showcasing stuff like facetracking.
"hey guys you know me I love [thing]"
"but lately I've been wondering..."
close immediately
today, we're fixing a very obscure computer, an MSX
I don't know anything about this computer, i'm more used to the Apple computers
tranny voice is insta skip
foreign accent is a 50/50
ive never even watched a vid with a womans voice
Youtuber
oh cool a video essay
no one has ever said this
Okay but actually why are zoomer YouTubers so obsessed with the mini clip on mics?
video about the lore of some game
youtuber goes on a rant about the creator's politics
Clearly edited video ends with the youtuber reaching out to hit the stop record button
this
Unironically this
t. Youtuber
in the wake of the 2016 election I remember this one youtuber made a random intermission on his own video (that had nothing to do with politics) to talk about how much he hated Trump
oh cool a video essay on a game
It's Better/Worse Than You Think!
I remember watching a 6 part video series on FNAF lore (shut up it's kino) then he randomly went on a huge rant about Scott Cawthon being a christian
There needs to be study on the long term damage listening to YouTubers/streamers all day.
so I played [game]...
Check out video essay of my favorite game from my childhood
youtuber shits on it
Tuber in some way shape or form associates themselves with troons
*clicks do not recommend*
Tuber out of no where criticizes Trump and not with his policies related to Israel
*clicks do not recommend*
Tuber tries inserting political messages into media that very clearly isn’t political
*clicks do not recommend*
Tuber implies or directly says women have it harder than men in current society
*clicks do not recommend*
Tuber insults anyone of their audience who finds a fictional character who is also above 18 years old is a creep because “they look young”
*clicks do not recommend*
You replay it
They were right
Troons are instant skip
Foreigners are ok if they can be understood
I liked that girl who covered RPGs but scrapped her fucking channel to become a vtumor. You know bros I'm like 0/6 for female youtubers any of them I watched all did the same shit dumped or abandoned their channel to become a vtuber
"the FORGOTTEN game you've NEVER heard about!!" and it's team fortress classic
Can you beat X game without doing Y?
"You can't. but..."
*exits*
This classic didn't get the love it deserves!
Shows their "Greatest Hits" copy of it
>Can you beat X game without doing Y?
they just find a way to cheat doing Y instead of doing the actual challenge
This is genuinely infuriating, even if the rest of the video isn't edited.
OP uses a redditbob millennialpants image in his post
I don’t think I’ve seen any female youtubers to be honest. Not even trying to avoid them just haven’t seen any whatsoever.
He's so fucking based
When did video essays replace lets plays? It feels like 10 years ago Youtube was full of people playing video games, now they just make gay videos over analyzing them.
Video about game
Youtuber goes on an angry trirade against the players for 30+ ranting about capitalism and defending big corpo without actually commenting on the game
Whomst?
If the "Youtuber" isn't pointing out Talmudic influence in modern games you're not in the right place. Being on Youtube is the first wrong choice.
The algorithm thinks you're gay based on your watch history
Youtuber is holding microphone, even in a static fucking shot
Hate that shit. I feel like I see it less these days so the trend seems to have died down a bit, but it felt like everyone was doing it for a while.
It seems pretty hard to make a name for yourself in doing lets plays nowadays I think that’s why
Hey guys, I'm not like other creators just trying to get rich off of you! I'm just like you! Check out my cheap clip-on mic that I'm still holding for some reason! I totally don't have a $400 room mic going into an $800 audio interface just off camera!
Youtuber shows himself
it's a dude with black painted nails
I think the only ones left I watch are Miss Chalice and ParkenHarbor ik some people really like Lauranity and MorganaEvelyn but goddamn they're obnoxious as fuck I can't stand loud women or women who are up their own ass
Video about the internal workings of a video game and its' engine (Mostly for speedrunning purposes)
Shows every instance of a certain mechanic in depth and shows you how to trigger it
Pannen videos are comfy.
First time I saw FrostPrime with painted nails I immediately unsubbed and deleted his videos from my watch history never again I can't stand faggots
Oh yeah here is the other one:
Video "essay"
It's actually an edited let's play
or
Let's play
It's actually a twitch VOD
my suggestions have been absolute ass recently so that might not be too far off base
Probably that one guy who made a 60 minute long video about Kreia. Incidentally he turned out to be a kiddy fiddler.
ParkenHarbor
Based. I love this bitch's boyfriend. The only shit I watch from her are her shorts and whenever she appears in Aggy's videos
video essay about a specific lore topic
faggot interrupts his video to talk about his depression
Game review
It's a moment by moment retelling of the game
Every. TIme.
Bro their 6 way deathlink randomizer was one of the most peak videos I've seen in a long time, shit hit my autism just right
Unironically wouldn’t surprise me. I watched one video about obscure JRPG mechanics and suddenly I’m neck-deep in vtuber clip dumps and makeup tutorials. Algorithm thinks I’m a bisexual catboy trying to speedrun my way into estrogen pills.
BUT FIRST let me tell you my entire history and past,me me me me
I see this everywhere,when I hear or read "but first some background" I skip everything,how are people so fucking comfortable on the internet and they give out information just like this?
In defense of lolicon and loli art
lol, lmao. It's like you WANT to be v&
I hate this shit, stop sharing your personal info online, they told us this when we were kids.
People WILL weaponise that and even if they don't, immortalizing your pain like that and sharing it out for entertainment value isn't healthy
ymfah
hour long video essay on obscure topic
"but first let's go over the history of X"
takes up half the video's length
That genuinely makes me want to puke and i don't even know why, he could be part of some subculture instead of a tranny or a fag, but it's revolting nonetheless. Even worse if the dude also has long hair. Somehow trannies make me laugh, but seeing men with painted nails and/or long hair is like a fucking jumpscare.
Niggle me this I watch 0 ZERO fucking vtubers yet every morning my autoplay is on one of their fucking streams what is going on
Because of how they do a shit ton of react content, eventually they will be reacting to something you watched and hence pushed to you by the almighty algorithm.
I HATE THE ALGORITHM
I HATE THE ALGORITHM
I HATE THE ALGORITHM
I MISS HUMAN CURATED CONTENT
"retrospective" that already exists by 10 other people
random gay avatar with 3 smug expressions, lazily drawn in mspaint
Gas all SpongeBob niggercattle
They're White
Every single time.
video about the lore of some game
youtuber is completely fucking wrong on everything
Either they do it for """engagement""" in the comments, or they're simply completely retarded. Either way I'm blocking their channel.
when the avatar crosses his arms while looking unimpressed
That shit happens to me too
I keep getting the lion girl with the cute laugh for some reason
Game "review"
Reviewer goes on an autistic semi-related tangent or comes up with a baseless theory about the story of the game.
God I love Ross Scott.
It's a furry character
Name twenty examples.
If I hear a Slavic accent I know it's going to be pure autistic cinéma.
If its a brit I will skip simple as
it's a Sonic or MLP OC
Channel has """"""Lore"""""""
Not even "fun to make of" lore like a channel awesome reviewer.
search for topic
nothing but brightly-colored thumbnails that have nothing to do with the topic
video is just some ugly asshole staring right down the barrel of their webcam and live blogging
botan cackleslike a witch, I never understood how people find it cute
this is fucking cringe
autoplay
cavemen are now trans
they make an effort to show off their nails
all the nail polish is chipped and/or really poorly applied so it looks like shit on top of being gay
Moldman is the only guy that can go in unrelated tangents without being annoying:
Trackmania is a post-apocalyptic game
I have hell insurance
Color blind art guy
Human statue / S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y
I used to like YMFAH but then he decided to lean into Top Gear AI slop for some fucking reason.
Genuinely I don't know why you would base your youtube gamer identity around top gear
Guys, remember to keep it vidya related.
Foreign voice is usually pretty decent unless its some annoying sounding accent like german or scandi
It's a gimmick that can get people interested in these weird obscure Dark Souls glitches.
Soulsnigger slop
I HAVE FATIGUE
Why would I listen to a woman ramble about some bullshit chat GPT wrote for her
He did the exact same videos that got him popular in the first place.
I doubt doing top gear parody was some golden goose for youtube success in the dark souls challenge run scene
video starts off with a quote
narrator starts to describe a real world event or book
connects it with the vidya
pattern recognition = le bad
pattern recognition = le good
Look for reviews of old game I loved just for the hell of it
Literally only person talking about it in-depth or at all is a literal man-faced tranny
BEST case scenario, and one I hate the most, is the video they produce is otherwise really good and nobody uses it against them, but they eventually get to a good healthy place and no longer in that hangover state where they're better but still hurting. Now they don't want that state immortalized in the video anymore, so they delete it, depriving people of the good content which had nothing to do with the personal shit.
Of course they are, I don't watch non-whites in the first place
annoying voice
check
stock photo clips every odd second or two
check
Repeating the same talking points over and over again to pad out view time
check
Yup, it's essay time!
The venn diagram of autism and HRT is becoming a circle
I consume slop and its the slopmakers fault
oh cool a video essay
Loser
Hey guys just a little disclaimer this video ended up going longer than expected. If you want to skip ahead to the topic I've added a link in the description below.
"Skip ahead to 59:34" flashes on the screen
Also when I started recording I didn't realize just how much there was to this topic, way too much for one video. So if you haven't already leave a like and subscribe and hit the bell so you can be notified when part two drops!
makes 'jokes' about how you should respect women
Anime to video game to troon pipeline is real.
quirky emotive 2D avatar
Surprised no one mentioned this yet. I unironically prefer vtubers.
uses "she" as the neutral identifer
How's she doin' now?
When the fuck did this royal we shit come back?
[series] retrospective
Doesn't start at the first game
What game?
sorry, i just want to make funny videos
Worms 3D
character lies in a cutscene
uses this to go off on a 15 minute rant about trump
youtuber keeps halting the video to tell in-jokes that only their autistic fans will get
always starts a video with "whats up goth gamer nation"
Jesus Christ he's not kidding
Grim.
youtuber makes a several hour long video about a game/series
it actually ends up being informative, funny, and entertaining the whole way through
I can only think of two dudes who know how to do this. Everyone else is either annoying as hell or boring as hell. Or both.
wormsfag in Anon Babble
Holy shit I'm not alone! You're talking about this absolute faggot
youtu.be
youtuber makes an opinion piece
apologizes every 5 minutes and says that this is just his opinion
Yup, that's the one KEK
youtuber bases whole channel on crime and murder cases
and then he... "UNALIVED" her...
Yup
feel free to ROAST me in the comments
Doesn't appreciate hearing a woman talk with passion in her voice about things you like, particularly vidya
You're missing out. The proportion that are just doing it for "content" is the same as men so by virtue of there being less of them the good ones are harder to find, but it's really nice when you do. They can even make topics I don't care about enjoyable; I've never even thought to play Animal Crossing or The Sims in my life but listening to women who have that Life Sim autism talk about the lengths they've obsessed over them just feels good sometimes.
What do you guys think of General Sam?
Who?
Talk about crimes and murders
Rated E
Show full auto gunfire
Age restricted
Youtube is beyond retarded
That's actually on the advertisors. Channels say certain words and still get ad revenue so you get unalived, graped, corn, sewer slide, etc. You also can't swear within the first minute of your video either.
did he died?
youtuber uses zoomer ESL speak and says "whenever I played the game the other day" instead of "when I played the game the other day" (whenever is only used for non specific time lines and implies something is being done more than once so this does not make sense)
My autism is intense and I wouldn't wish it upon anyone. I can't watch certain youtubers because of this (wendigoon)
I fucking hate crimefaggotry. We are literally descended from people who went to war and shit, and now you have some dumb faggots who want to plant the seed of mistrust on random ass people because they think they are mass murderers or some shit
the only thing I don't like about videos like these are the massive amounts of idiots that will spam them as an argument if you ever have trouble in these games,
I think this nu-speak is infinitely more reprehensible than saying the actual words.
Sui-slide
Like holy shit, how is that not disrespectful?
erm... how do I say this without getting demonetized?
he GRAPED her...
that's on the advertisers
no, make videos as a passion project and it isn't a problem, but faggy yoootubers just wanna be paid not gibe good content
You don't have to say "unalived"
There are way better ways to say it that don't sound as fucking dumb as that, like self execution or ending one's own life, the latter being how normal people use it
Starts out not like this
Slowly becomes like this
Video topics about inane shit I don't care about become way more common as this is happening
No, I do NOT care about obscure lower-tier meta shifts in competitive Gen 1 Pokemon or every single instance of an oddly-shaped Lego brick in recorded history.
hey guys
this is THE ACT MA-*closes video*
video essay
cool
yeah, that was never gonna happen anon. you need to learn to read rather than getting everything in video format.
Spongebob poster
Trying to claim anything else as unfunny
Can you REALLY not say "killed" or "raped" or "suicide" on YouTube anymore?
>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like
So what's the best way of playing Despiria? I'm trying to get Translumo to translate it using OCR, but its a bit jank.
Chicks don't realise how short their biological clocks are. Yeah you might not hot menopause until 50, but the ease by which you can conceive drops off a cliff from your late 20s. Use it or lose it, ladies.
He has been molested. I can guarantee you this.
It's a massive gamble, that's the worst part. Some people get away with it, some people get their entire channel deleted.
Absolutely blood-boiling
Didn't realize Big Yellow was already posted.
I really liked the Fighting Game Gold/Garbage stuff and that Q combo guide was actually really well-done. Then the nail polish came out and the Lego videos started and it all started rolling downhill.
It's more of a holdover from TikTok IIRC, people just keep their stuff consistent across platforms. I do know for a fact that Youtube much more heavily moderates the first minute or so of videos than the rest, but I think that's more just for cursing.
is that the same retard who defended monster's ending?
used to watch a girl who did a lot of well-researched documentaries and released them at an incredible fast pace
it actually was because she plagiarized every single one of her videos word for word from actual documentaries
Fuck you, Illuminaughty. I'm forever condemned to watch vtubers if I want to see a girl being actually good at something I care about now.
Yeah that's a pre-requisite. Only whites and Asians can make good YouTube videos
"GAME X LORE EXPLAINED!!!"
"RETROSPECTIVE OF GAME X!"
It's just a summary of the game's main storyline
Illuminaughty
LOL YOU FELL FOR THAT LANDWHALE?
downvoted
Kekked
trusting women to make good YouTube videos
I made the same mistake
Atrocity guide is literally the only good one
The retardation is astounding..
Reviewer made funny videos and pretty good reviews
Takes the troon pill and goes off the rails.
Man I miss Shammy.
I liked the runningshine Zelda video, but none of his others. It's pretty much just autismos like pannenkoek for me from now on.
based Aggy watcher
You bet your fucking ass I did
Not even the YIIK one tickled your fancy?
He's not an armchair essayist. Why bring him up? But to answer you anyway he's great. Gets a little bit too jewish here and there but I digress. There was a dark period when that detestable zoomer fuckwit poob poisoned the main channel but he thank god he screwed off and is only on the podcast now which was only funny for the first five episodes when it was just Sam ruminating. Oh, and the brother episode was kino too.
women with male oriented interest
Huge redflag. Thats her last boyfriends hobby, what she uses to lure in males.
...so here's the thing, i fucking hate trump
*but he screwed off thank god
I'm frustrated
I can hear his voice in my head when I read this
holy
based
this but if they're clearly trying to emulate a native accent in a very forced and unnatural manner they can also get fucked
Do you think he was gooning the entire time he was making that video?
discussion about a mod
something that not only requires a pretty decent amount of programming technical skills, but a lot of game related autism
describes the modder as "she"
Guess the mod
I think I just hated YIIK too much for even him to make it funny. I guess that's not his fault, though.
too much based in this thread
damn I haven't seen Rustle's art in a long time
Expedition 33 mid for the sixteen year old that makes her naked?
Exhentai still exists anon
whatever Ayla keep coping
ancient internet docs
pretty interesting background noise
suddenly dude does facecam
6'4 brick shithouse lookin dude
is wearing a dress
unsub, block, never look back
Well yes thats another one but not the one i had in my mind
Its a Halo 3 mod
something fallout related
Bruh
Jesus fucking Christ, I remember clicking on one of his videos and clicking off when I saw that that the majority of it was just his faggy face staring into the camera (because showing things that are on topic is too hard apparently), I didn't realize just how worse to look at he's become.
Wait, scratch that, I forgot he did a Mischief Makers video. Yeah this guy's good.
Recommend good/ helpful youtubers?
youtu.be
I've been clickbaited by him too. HE has a bunch of pokemon videos that seem like interesting topics but then you click and are confronted with a gross troon creature.
Uses an actual loli porn image in the thumbnail
Absolutely bananas.
Kek
annoying sounding accent
As far as YouTube goes, for me it's
Based autist
German
Aussie
Fins
Any variant of English accents
Tolerate them if they can speak English well
Russians
Italians (that fear and hunger wop sucks because his English is not good)
Other scandis
Japanese or Korean
Spics or south Americans
French Canadians are ok
Whatever vague flavor of Eastern European you care to mention
Literally unlistenable
French
Any south east asian
Indians
Chinese
Spics or South Americans if their English is shit
Any of the above with an autist lisp like pannenkoek
massive weeb
obsessed with neptunia
has a fuckton of mods that replaces voicelines and models with neptunia characters and vtubers
latest videos feature his own vtuber anime girl persona
why is the payday 2 community like this
You forgot about
still get them recommended because youtube is ass and clicking do not recommend is as powerful as a wet fart
who?
Sam O'Nella Crosswords
Blame the VGN since he stsrted it
video essays have been ensloppified into 15 minute poorly-researched shitshows, they used to be autism trivia content, but normie grifters have completely taken over and are just churning them out to just barely hit the lower time limit so they can make 12 year olds watch a bunch of ads
paninnitopkek gets a pass for being an 180IQ genius, even if he wastes his einstein tier brain on mario 64
Reviewer is a sseth wannabe
Doesn't even do the adhd editing correctly
They have an ugly tranny "partner" now. It's over.
Majuular and Marsh
says something that's not really all that controversial
cuts to footage of a mouse hovering over the unsubscribe button on their channel
"WAIT DON'T CLICK THAT UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON, DON'T CLICK THAT BUTTON, NOOOO!!!!!"
hear people talk about Jung so much
finally get curious
turns out actual psychologist dont even use him anymore
look up people that read promote his work
is like 90% philosophers and weird self empowerment people
mfw
look up some help for mobashit because I'm dragging friends down
Videos are flooded with 40 minute game commentaries and very little about any actual decision process or things to look for
Clickbait titles like "Do THIS to start improving" and it's a 2 sentence reply to a twitch chatter hidden in the video
Christ I hate this genre.
He didn't That retard is too retarded to even begin to understand Jung. The fact that the dared to quote Nietzsche in some of his videos was embarrassing to watch.
Monster's ending is good. That retard's "analysis" of it is not good.
Who cares? The only problem is that the doesn't admit loli is child porn. That is the actual problem with lolicons: they are disingenuous fucks who will never admit they are actually pedophiles. If they weren't so slimey, they wouldn't be a problem.
this game... raped me...
I stopped watching sseth after the DRG video
I know that he often uses other people's stories in his videos but the entire fucking Deep Rock Galactic review is just a chain of things I'd already heard about the game dozens of times, and I'm not even some huge fan of that game
I think I gave up when he referenced the Kaizo Mario engineer platforms from the "Every Point Extraction Mission Ever" MSPaint image that's been posted as many times as there have been DRG threads on Anon Babble
tranny channel about the latest celebrity and social media gossip and drama
Quite enjoyable to watch
tranny channel about vidya
Unbearable dogshit
Why is this?
foreign name comes up
multiple forced attempts to pronounce it wrong, followed by frantic typing and a google translate TTS prompt
Monster's ending is good.
no it isn't, and i'm not surprised a pseud turned out to be a pedo as well
What's it a drawing of?
look up my that one youtuber whose essays helpede through a tough time in my life
his trooning out
I mean, i kind of saw it with Thorhighheels coming but still weird you know.
reddit bob
watches videos essays
nu/v/
At least he was influential enough to have the persona series exist, haha....
Sponsorblock skips it for being off-topic
based SB saving me from brainrot
video has a clickbait thumbnail or title
do not recommend this channel
God fucking damn it I hate Spongefag
I don't know anything about Jung but whether or not psychologists "use" his work, or anyone's work, means nothing because psychology is the most quack profession in the history of medicine. at least psychiatrists have concrete chemical formulas to point to as they throw shit at the wall to see what sticks
this is mostly aimed at psychotherapy
The anime Monster?
Dude, 20th Century Boys by the same author also has a bad ending. Amazing manga, shit conclusion.
It's like a pattern for that guy.
youtuber has cartoon character representing them
it has a smooth complexion and cool hairstyle
irl he's aged and balding
The anime Monster?
yeah, looks like the same guy who made that video made the retarded lolicon clip and is a pedo
the irony is fucking off the charts
up next: a vtumor/assmongol reacting to said video
That's just a side effect of watching too much anime.
oh cool a video about a game I like
it's the most shallow analysis in human history and 90% of it is a plot recap
other 20% is an ad read and them listing their patreons
tranny channel about the latest celebrity and social media gossip and drama
Quite enjoyable to watch
Faggot
I been to psychologist, they get a bad rep but a lot of them genuinely work in evidence based treatments.
As for psychiatrist, yeah they are essentially doctors.
graped
ftfy
Those are written with AI, zoomer.
Huh?
Video games?
shows up again a few weeks later
This cringe manlybadasshero guy keeps showing up for me. I've clicked that button at least 5 times but he's my boogeyman
based
30-45 second intro made by some graphic desinger on fiverr
according to some anon's post from way earlier, he was into this shit before watching a lot of anime (apparently he's done some disgusting shit and also had a thing for his little sister)
i'm surprised it took this long for him to get busted
also, it seems he's a descendant of some polish noble family
I've never seen a vidya essay video where the essayist has a troon voice
Game: An Analysis
is just a synopsis of the story with an intro and outro
Down The Rabbit Hole takes over two years to drop a 6-hour EVE Online video after constantly updating feed with progress, paying people to help him edit, getting delayed, etc.
video drops and it's some of the most uninteresting, coma-inducing slop he's ever put out
Marsh takes 5 months to drop a 5-hour video talking about some random japanese RPG
it's fucking awesome
Make sure to watch Marsh if you don't already
every fucking time
I hate youtube so much
We are in a thread about youtuber gossip but i am the faggot for enjoying much higher quality of gossip about more important people
what? manly is just a dude who plays horror games and doesn't fill his videos with shitty fake scared reactions
he's actually one of the few good youtubers who makes content on those kinds of games
Cool post, Marsh
youtuber uses the royal "we"
Trying to preserve the bloodline perhaps
Fredrick knudsen is a fucking grifter faggot at this point
He is unfunny, an obnoxious weeb, and his voice is too much "hey it's markiplier" for me
I watch alphabetagamer if I want to see kino indie horror games, no commentary
successful YouTuber is someone you went to school with
Izzzyzzz was cuter during Classics before she started dressing like a clown and pretending to be non binary
I am watching him actually. I don't give a damn about SMT but his vids about random obscure Jap games are pretty good.
I like f4mi's vids
YouTube channel does a very specific thing that it's based around that you subbed for
>>Years later creator feels "stiffled" and branches away from original specific content that you initially subbed for and does inane gay shit like soda flavor reviews and rants about Minecraft block joke tierlists
Fuck you, Brendaniel, I just wanted sickfuck fanfics to laugh to you autistic FAGGOT.
vidya essays
20-something unemployed zoomer voice
no it isn't
I suggest you re-watch it, then, and maybe pay attention this time.
20th Century Boys
That manga shit the bed half-way through, not at the ending.
What's it a drawing of?
If you are referring to the thumbnail, then it would be a child.
I suggest you learn to both read and write, you illiterate retard, since you are clearly incapable of either.
I suggest you re-watch it, then, and maybe pay attention this time.
keep coping, faggot
Watch a VOD on YouTube
Some tranny keeps spamming trans flags, furry lingo and :3 in the chat, completely unrelated to anything happening in the stream
Does this for the whole stream
Is a resident of that streamer; seen doing that in every VOD
feedback loop like clickbait thumbnails
hour long video on aircraft engine autism
Thanks Greg!
He and Joseph Anderson are two of the long form that I started to hate after picking a long project (in Joseph's case it was The Witcher).
I don't know if there's a relation, but it's interesting it happened two times.
>Marsh takes 5 months to drop a 5-hour video talking about some random japanese RPG
What video are you referring to?
why
who cares
Because it's their own personal therapy
Ill never understand how pathetic a person needs to be to listen to video essays.
i too would like to know so that I can block his faggot channel
I feel your pain, OP. I like to put on autistic rants about games during my 45 minute drive to my wagie cagie, and the past three times I had to close the video because I hear:
"Mario launches into the air with the flood like me launching into the nearest Walmart to buy the newest Pop figure!"
or
"I was obsessed with Digimon as a kid. [Insert 10 minute long tirade about how their parents didn't let them have a digimon pet]. Okay, now let's ACTUALLY talk about digimon world."
Like fuck man. I just want to hear you autistically go into detail about how these games worked and their history. If I wanted your quips and history, I would have just roped myself instead because only the dead can pretend to care about that shit.
Me. I don't want to watch someone as disgusting as that
marsh is a lefty faggot
Maybe hate was too strong of a word, I mean loathe or maybe "be bored with". They used to make interesting stuff but after picking a long project the result didn't live up the hype and everything that followed was just boring.
have sponsorblock
over half of the video is self-promotion/ads/off-topic/intro/outro
It's like I'm really watching an episode of One Piece!
i love my background noise slop
That's all it's good for
Thanks.
That game was pretty interesting and I loved the early 2000s vibe it had. But the "muh church bad muh god bad" garbage was so trite and overdone.
Grimbeard
Shut the actual fuck up, you niggerlicious christcuck. No one gives a single fuck about your stupid fee fee getting hurt.
persona 5 ost in the background
every fucking time bro
you cared enough to post lmao
GoTh GaMeR nAtIoN!!!!1111oneone
no one gives a fuck
You sure sound mad though, kek.
I immediately stopped watching Shammy and Leadhead once I figured both were trans. Also, is Kacey trans too? I stopped watching him long ago because it seemed he was next in line
filscreen facecam
Explain, I am confusion
oh cool a youtube video on my favourite game
audio clipping and pops
I know most people are shit at their jobs but Jesus, it shouldn't be that hard to see the clipping while they edit. God forbid they get a 9 to 5 and drag a whole team down with them.
I can't actually sit through Tim Rogers videos but I respect the effort.
had a co worker into veganism and metal music
one day he comes into the office and hands me something
black fingernail paint
I gave him the same look Hammersmark does in Inglorious Bastards when Fassbender holds up 3 fingers.
Majuular's great. A rare example of the "guy recaps entire game" that actually works because the games are ancient and the guy is casually funny and interesting
NTA but the worst part is that i actually like his videos somewhat but he's such a fucking faggot i usually use it for background noise which sucks cause when he edits stuff like pokemon sprites it's usually pretty funny
Just transition already, homo
I stopped watching his vids regularly cause it frankly got too distracting but I agree for the most part. If he ever starts doing That Voice though then I'm out and never looking back
my autoplay
really nigga
That voice?
legit when it fucking happened it looked more and more like a mental breakdown than anything healthy
changes pfp
tweets like a borderline schizo
next video uploads and it literally features a sex toy ad
like what? did he use it all as an excuse to become a degenerate or what
oh hey ProtonJon? I remember his funny Kaizo Mario videos
let's see what he's up to these days
she/her
With camera zoomed in added for effects
Reality smited him for siding against Chugga.
>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like
Die zoomer
This board is not ready to see him with massive breast implants because he wants to satisfy his boobflation fetish.
hear foreigner accent
i hate this shit so much.
its fine when they're british or aussie, but when its some Pablo from Ecuador who can barely speak the language its fucking awful.
but what shits me the most is Aussies that fake a half-American accent so they sound two kinds of cringe at the same time.
I need some background noise while coding and audio books require too much attention
AGP has been a disaster for the human race.
for the same reason that they point upwards at AI generated text on a screen thats badly spelled.
they're just doing what everyone else is doing
Chuggaa back to his autistic old self doing Twilight Princess kino currently
Tim doesnt sound like hes dying anymore
Can you imagine if Lucahjin leaves Jon and goes back to Tim?
youtube's algorithm is fucked.
it links you the same shit your friends watch and listens to your phone's mic to recommend you shit from your conversations through the day.
only to just endlessly recommend you AIslop 10 hour lofi mixes with 20 views.
Would it be preferable for the ESL to use an AI TTS?
These people genuinely make me uncomfortable. I wonder how I'd feel if they were to constantly donating money to me?
like a youtuber's content
Youtuber shows himself out of nowhere one day
now every video has a facecam and he keeps talking to Chat
unsubscribe and find a new person to watch.
i dont want to see you.
i dont give a fuck about your chat.
i dont give a fuck about your sponsors.
just do the fucking thing.
idk, I think TangoMushi's ok.
Incredibly obvious man voice
Sooner or later shows himself and it's a masculine looking guy in ill fitting dress
Alternatively makes sure to mention he's a woman
I hate that this is a repeating pattern on the internet.
Whenever you find a channel with masculine voice covering literally any hobby in depth, there's at least 50% chance it's a tranny is going to come out as tranny soon.
click youtube video
3d anime vtuber-knockoff avatar
never have I clicked off a video so fast in my life before
german is the one bearable one, at least their autism means you know you're getting actual good worthwhile information.
same with dutch.
all of them?
I don't think Jon realizes just how much he's going to lose in the span of a year for going public. I never liked this fool to begin with, but I'd never wish for an enemy to be groomed into beings trans by degenerates on the internet.
Watch a tuber back in the day, really edgy and whatnot, but also funny
Forget about them for a while
Look them up years later
Denouncing their old content
The worst part is that you all probably have a different person in your head right now.
Nigga, Seth's entire career for the past 12 years has been stealing jokes and stories from Anon Babble
Idubbbz. Anisa is a literal demon.
The brown NPCs on this board need "background noise" or they go insane from being alone with silence and their own thoughts.
Is AI slop constantly appearing in anyone else's feed? No matter how many times I click "don't recommend channel" I always get a few obviously AI generated/narrated videos that have like 5 views. it's especially bad with music
Sonic Unleashed OST
I CAN'T STOP FUCKING HEARING IT
IT'S BECOME EVEN MORE PREVALENT SINCE THE RECOMP
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR WINDMILL ISLE (DAY) AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE
Twain facts is a classic
are people simply content with these type of videos
no, it must be because of *schizo rambling here*
actual autism
thats my nigga mudkip 1013 you're talking about blud
relieved when emile managed to bounce back so that trg could continue
jon then turned to the dark side
god FUCKING dammit, and my worry that jon was taking the "rosajon" thing too seriously was a bad sign was true
can't fucking believe this
at least the party crashers exist
The ridiculous squeaky falsetto voice that trannies do to try and pass.
I think the funniest version is when there's no face reveal or anything, just the plainly obvious voice of a man, and you'll see a comment along the lines of "I'm glad her videos are doing so well"
It really shouldn't be that surprising. Most people naturally just mellow out a lot over the years.
If someone approached me about the slurs I've slinged and posts I made I'd denounce myself too. The difference is I've never made them public.
Youtubers like Antdude literally admitting he cant do videos about games he likes unless theyre relevant in search engines or getting remakes/ports
All these people doing second channels because content farming is THAT bad now
He didnt even review Sonic Superstars on his main channel cause he missed the boat
Schizo
You have people admitting they need background noise in this very thread...
But hey my post was directed against that type of NPC specifically so if it doesn't apply to you, you shouldn't feel the need to get defensive right? : )
Watch someone make "omg is he trans?" comments when Ralof in the intro say "when I was a boy..." and people start spamming trans shit
I don't mind mellowing out or getting less edgy, I still enjoy something like Cold Ones even though Max and Chad have chilled out. I just hate when they try to paint all of their old content as bad and you should feel bad for ever enjoying it.
If God had a sense of humor he'd give trans men the ability to make high quality youtube videos
watch youtuber mainly for lets plays and playthroughs
they start streaming because the algorithm hates lets plays and has so for years
every minute or so they stop talking about the game to talk to chat
CAN I COMPLETE MARIO 64 WITHOUT SUCKING COCK?
HOW DONKEY KONG COUNTRY RUINED MY LIFE
PLAYING KIRBY SUPER STAR IN A TIRE ROLLING AT 80 KM/H
he cant do videos about games he likes unless theyre relevant in search engines or getting remakes/ports
I guess I'll never make it then
same king
Let's player has very well edited videos
Does streaming
Doesn't do edited videos of streams, just VODs
GOD DAMN IT.
every minute or so they stop talking about the game to talk to chat
I don't see what's so bad about that? Unless the guy is literally just not paying any attention to the game
>hear foreigner accent
That one pisses me off the most
If you're going to shovel out content for people to primarily listen to, at least train your language skill enough to reduce the accent as much as possible
REAL LIFE RAPIST REACTS TO THE RANCE SERIES
How's your gaming channel going Anon Babble? Post your links!
yeah that's the way I'd do it
gay challenge run
"Ok, so obviously actually doing this is going to be impossible"
Doesn't reveal it is impossible until the very end, keeping the narrative alive for most of it
I don't mind this, still entertaining to see how they would do everything else.
they use cheats to complete the run
comments are full of people defending them
What the ass man? What is the point of a challenge run if you're just gonna cheat anyway? Why not just give up at the point you failed and admit you did your best?
I woulda just pushed her down
I do this, my streams are nothing special.
Fuck no. AI TTS are only for tutorial videos that you're going to watch because you have no choice. Or if the Youtuber is an Indian.
Pure British > Aussie / Scottish > American (millenial / boomer) > American (zoomer) = Russian / Ukraine = Slavic or Eastern Europe > Fake British > ESL British > >>>>>>>>>> AI TTS > Thick Indian English
video title is "can you beat [game] without [doing thing you must do within 1 minute of the game]?"
challenge is obviously impossible
"can we beat [game] like this? no, however..."
just uses cheats when its obvious they can't continue
ITS NOT A CHALLENGE THEN IS IT!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!
I dunno it's just a pet peeve of mine. Like it's irritating to hear them respond to someone's retarded question, or constantly thank people for superchats or whatever. and yes they usually do take their attention off the game to do that
Playing EVERY [x] Game EVER!!!!
Uploaded literal days before the next game in the series is released.
Video is incomplete and outdated immediately for years.
That's not a pet peeve, that's a legitimate complaint, it's fucking retard and I hate how every single streamer does it
If anything, it makes me respect the non-insane speedrunners that they can take their attention off the game and still do strats.
Brandon Jones retires from the industry
We lost this godly commentary voice
youtu.be
Meanwhile people with the worst lisp imaginable think they can commentate and its why i stopped watching DYKG.
The algorithm gives me nothing but recommendations for videos like "WOKE hecklers DESTROYED by some FAGGOT" and I only ever go on youtube for vidya trailers.
I kek'd
can I beat minecraft without mining a single block?
well if we revert back to version 0.0.152 pre-alpha release....
"can you beat game without doing x" challenge
gets stuck on some spot that takes 500+ hours to get past via alternate methods
encounters the same issue later into the game
Those types aren't too bad, good for historical reference on what has been updated.
I have no idea what's going on with those guys after kyle left, he was the only one that was an actual on-screen talent
I do think it's funny and a bit telling that he refused to do a final bosman type show for them for years and the second he went solo he made one anyway. dude knew he was being wasted there.
It usually includes jumping between versions, and if you have to do a challenge by doing shit outside of the game, you might as well just cheat, same thing
watches iilluminaughtii's videos
doesn't click on them just to hear her voice
That's what you did wrong. Her and the project zomboid youtuber girl NurseVO are the only female youtubers whose videos I watch (actually listen to only).
Ah yeah, those suck. But the ones that target a specific version from beginning to end or switch to it when they realize the current version is impossible and starts from scratch with the old version is kino.
>Doesn't appreciate hearing a woman talk with passion in her voice about things you like, particularly vidya
For me, it's Shetani's Lair and her Sekiro videos.
Kyle was having a midlife crisis during covid wanting to go back to school and they werent letting him do anything other than what Damiani wanted so of course he left.
psychiatrists also work on therapy, and work based on evidence based treatments bruh
they have to use some bullshit glitch that involves people helping them in multiplayer and fucking with their save file folder
Those Dark Souls videos pissed me the fuck off
Video Game is INSANE
click
53 minutes of barely edited stream """highlights"""
including donation reads and random asides
game itself is barely audible
What channels have you seen where they do fake british accents?
the less dark adventures of Anon Babble
habbo hotel and HWNDU
I can only appreciate the videos about the lady who talks about medieval clothing because she actually sews authentic period appropriate dresses
can you beat game without doing X?
they actually beat the game without doing X
They can even make topics I don't care about enjoyable
It's a slippery slope. Sooner or later you will be playing horse riding games like Star Stable Online. Horse games are actually fun though.
can you beat the game with a dildo up your ass!??!?!?
well yes, as long as we have a previously completed save file and execute the save storage glitch!
Video starts with Smash Bros opening theme, Odyssey Fossil Falls theme, Mario Circuit, OoT opening theme, or the undertale sans song (not megalovania)
Music never fades out and repeats for the whole 10-50 minute video.
Voice volume is too low conpared to the music and I can't hear shit.
You'd think theyd at least pick some music from their personal favorite games. Imagine starting the video with some obscure n64 or ps3 game music.
An astrobot song is currently being used more and more and its starting to get annoying. It's not there yet, but it's on it's way.
makes 3 videos per year
At least it is possible and using strictly game mechanic/glitches.
She's cool too but I feel a little gay watching a video about fashion and sewing even if I tell myself I'm only watching because I like history
What do you want them to do, admit the challenge is impossible and end the video right there? Weird glitch expos are half the reason those videos are even worth looking at.
borderlands 2 challenge video
I think he just a goth guy.
no gay shit
that sitting pose
That dog isn't a dog, right? It must be an alien in disguise.
Get sick of SummoningSalt's format, editing and lack of context for speedrun explanations
Find smaller channel that does a better job than him
Psychiatry may be more scientific than Psychology, but at least psychologists have less ways to ruin your life.
Video literally titled "HOW to beat [game] without [core mechanic]"
They claim it's impossible and use [core mechanic] in the very first level, make a snarky passive aggressive remark seething about people leaving comments that call shit like this out then continue anyway, 10 minutes into hour long video
I wish I was making this shit up.
ParkenHarbor
I tried watching a vid of hers but couldn't stand more than five minutes. She comes off as such a fucking cunt.
oh cool a challenge run video
youtuber keeps talkng about his dick and how hard his ass has been fucked
youtuber speaks at all
even worse
youtuber constantly puts his face on screen and is an ugly fuck 40yo trying to look 20
video number 700 sucking off call of duty because that's the only thing he plaus
why does anyone watch this dude
remember seeing something similar:
streamer playing balatro
uses a strength tarot card (makes a playing card go up a rank, e.g 9 into a 10) to convert a queen into a king or a jack into a queen
chat is immediately flooded with transhearts
Gross.
holy KEK
Fucking brits. There's like a 1/4 chance that any video from a british channel is just retarded quippy bullshit exactly how OP described.
Can you beat Fire Emblem Conquest Lunatic if all units have 0 strength and magic stats?
madman actually does it without cheating
Excelblem is built different.
"Doing the IMPOSSIBLE ACHIEVEMENT in [game]"
It's just beating it on the hardest difficulty
not essentially doctors. They are doctors. They go to med school, learn pharm, etc.
Jerma and Vinny's chats can never recover from this and its really sad. Id rather be in a vtuber chat with a woman crying than see that shit.
Dumb Pokemon challenge video
Randomly goes into how the American voting system works
Why are they like this.
I just wanted to see if gary's team could really defeat the elite 4.
caring about literally whos
kill thyself swiftly, o hero of faggits
I hear a faggot accent, I immediately close the video. Especially when it's that regional accent that sounds like literal baby talk. Literally "hewwo" type shit, if you sound like that, kill yourself.
immediately knew you were talking about Adef
lol
The only faggot worth watching on the whole damn platform
Are there any video essayists who try to do things similar to Matthewmatosis where the videos are appropriate length and try to have something interesting to say? Something like Lost Soul Arts of Demons Souls but about different topics.
Caddicarus labeling all his videos focused on reviewing a single game as "OLD" content
Jontron outright deleting or unlisting his old videos
Imagine being ashamed of something people still enjoy
nope
Awww yeah, bring me more of that Archie autism.
Youtuber makes amazing videos
Has guests on for a couple segments sometimes
Trans and also flat and boring compared to the original youtuber
BONUS: Has a faggot animated avatar
What the FUCK happened here
I always thought there was something funny about jontron unlisting that video that was a satire on george lucas' treatment of the star wars remasters
that bust
Woah! I thought Sonia was too young to have bazongas. I'm not complaining though.
One of the weirdest experiences with "Youtube essays" is running into a zoomer that treated the old games like treasured artifacts and was handling them with gloves and the hyper-defensive about his opinions on them. If he just said "I PLAYED THIS SHIT RECENTLY AND IT WAS SHWIGGITY SHWACK ZIP ZOM ZOOBLE *DAB*" that'd be fine since I can assign as much or as little credence to his opinion as I want, but it's like he thought the council of boomers would have his ass for trash talking a niche old man pervert game. It's interesting with people with wildly other backgrounds play games I like because even if I might disagree when they say something sucks they might have a different perspective on something I enjoy, but GOD DAMN dude
summoningsalt
Actually useful and informative video that's kinda funny too
is deleted years later and channel is gone for unknown reasons
can't even know if it's been reuploaded because I forgot the title
Download things you like, bros.
Can you beat Game with the only the [really weak weapon]??
immediately sets game to journalist difficulty
Years and years of grooming.
His wife pegged him too much and he retweeted too much artwork of himself as Rosalina
Youtube deletes channels for the pettiest reasons. Not always people delete their channels in an autistic rage. Sometimes it's Youtube's fault.
Even liking a problematic video or adding it to a playlist can give your account a warning. Keep that in mind.
That's why PipePipe >>> Youtube.
His wife pegged him too much
His wife actually isn't okay with it according to Jon. I'm guessing they're going to divorce soon.
Her bazookas are prime real estate.
implying
There's Sonic Underground. Now I want Sonia Underboob. SEGA, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
And hire Tamers while you're at it, will ya?
and that leads me into today's sponsor: Chopyercock. Chopyercock is the at home surgery kit that can help you feel like a woman
Nigga, they have the same craneal structure.At least the athlete has a pussy and a sweet voice probably.
I understand mentally ill and autistic virgins trooning but I'll never understand how this happens to a married man.
I'm really annoyed that trannies have co-opted the classic goth/metal aesthetic.
How many hair follicles exists in Wario's asshole?
There's eighty-two (I swear this is actually interesting)
The only Summoning Salt video I can tolerate is the mario kart shortcuts ones because it actually has progression on how people kept finding new tricks.
All his other vides are just
then pantsuck66 beat the record
then jeezfartmeaty beat the record
then scoobyfloopy beat the record
then elbowdeep beat the record
then mrshitfuckgayrape beat the record
repeat for 50 minutes
My point was that asians are far more feminine, since that was obviously a leftyfag or nigger trying to imply that whites are naturally feminine.
yeah
shanme about the...
Natural Habitat
cute whatever character that is
Bismuth's Goldeneye videos are so good and set a new standard for me honestly. SS really needs to evolve.
starts talking about their dead family member and how emotional this game is to them
I can rant until the end of time but I can't make a video to save my life, what do I do?
rant over unrelated vidya footage
Write out your feelings.
benis in bagina
Do what RunningShine did.
Make a video about what you wanna say about a game and put in non-sequitors that scare off normies like how he talks about blowjobs in klonoa 2.
structure your rant, then cut out the dead space and just slap your shitty apex legends gameplay
I MASTERBATE TO 10 YEAR OLD NATALIA KORDA FROM RESIDENT EVIL - RULE34: SFMLOTTIE, FUCKHEADMANIP, JOLLYLOLLY, THEINCREDIBLECHRIS, DAZ_STUDIO, UNCAGED, DATALX
Reverend turned out to be such a faggot, holy shit
If you have a troon on your videos, I will hide all videos from your channel without a second thought. I've even started noticing when a guy always goes out of his way to refer to any unknown person (singular) as "they" in the default case because it's a red flag
shit taste, but you do you
I've even started noticing when a guy always goes out of his way to refer to any unknown person (singular) as "they" in the default case because it's a red flag
Technically grammatically correct.
If you think about it, Minecraft Youtubers were the first vtubers
No it isn't
"They" is specifically for plurals
He temporarily had his Discord server open to non-Patrons when he first opened it and I snuck my way in because he seemed like a cool guy, and it became so fucking bad so quick.
It is insane how he cultivated such a huge tranny audience, I'm 100% sure he got tired of having that type of audience and just gave up.
So we're saying Yogscast won
That's the current plan minus the apex. I don't watch youtube videos so I legitimately have no clue what these videos are like.
Shakespeare has used singular they and there are other examples in literature.
What isn't correct is using singular they to someone of known gender.
Since you're the accent encyclopedia, what's this dude's accent?
youtube.com
This shit drills my eardrums something fierce, fuck.
Come on, Spongebob. They teach that on elemetary school. I wumbo, you wumbo, he she it wumboes.
all literally whos are faggots, anon-kun
99% of the time an anonymous internet person is a guy
Do what RunningShine did.
I don't think it's possible to suck THAT much cock though
Why does this nigga have aisloppa for all his thumbnails, these games have nice official art to use.
isn't this just british with a lisp?
tfw when the random video i click on is made by some pasty dweeb tranny chud instead of an effortlessly charismatic professional scriptwriter
I didn't know until recently that there are a ton of gaming channels who's whole quirk is copying sseth. It only bothers me because sseth actually has some edge and these guys are just giant pussies who joke about 'committing warcrimes', slavery, etc.
I never hear a troon voice because its immediately obvious when a youtuber is a tranny or a real woman, woman will just use a real image of them in the thumbnail while trannies use hyper feminine cartoon character, there's very few exceptions to this rule, and it's usually because the woman is so ugly that they'd rather risk being mistaken for a tranny than show themselves
None of them would use their patreon money to fund God Hand porn and then link it in their video.
Just don't be a faggot and show your face or talk like a faggot
simple as
Youtuber makes video about game with loli character in it and anything vaugely sexual occurs with them
Goes through any variation of "um, that's kinda weird"
faggots copying a jew faggot that copied
pottery
foreign voices I almost always close. They always slip in some political shit they can't help it.
FBI, go directly to jail, etc. etc.
Who's this guy? I want to read his manga. Google can't do shit, it never works to reverse search any of the cropped panels.
Nick and Lever
there was a dump on Anon Babble a while back
I think Anon Babble singlehandedly doubled the sales of the manga too
my favorite joke across his entire catalog is still using the JFK assassination to demonstrate state machines in Sonic Adventure and never drawing attention to it
I feel like I'm the only person that discovered his vids on Anon Babble before the yiik one blew up. I think it was the THUG one in a random tony hawk thread in like 2017. in retrospect he was probably the one that posted it then lol. It was pretty exciting to see him finally get the deserved recognition and I'm glad he's enjoying his life too much to work on vids even if it's a bittersweet feeling cause I really fucking wanted that TWEWY vid
Yes and the way to actually refer to someone without mentioning their gender is calling them "it". But of course that got shot down right away even though it's correct.
Nick and Lever
Oh yeah! I always forget it has their names in the title. Thanks anon. I will give it a read.
It's an excellent OST though, can you blame them?
I can't fucking stand this shit bro
Every fucking time it's some retard who has to throw in an unfunny TikTok meme every 10 seconds into the video because their personality is so fucking bland and braindead they can't carry the video on their own
3D Mario has always been the pinnacle of 3D Platformers. Well...sort of-
"WHAT DUH HELLLL!????? OH MUH GAWDDS!!!!"
Super Mario Sunshine is a game that tried to improve on the already perfect Mario 64, but, what the developers failed to realize-
"DAT DON'T WORK!"
But contrary to popular opinion....I....actually think Sunshine is pretty goo-
"GET OUT-"
Like my fucking god why? Why do they all do this shit? For fuck's sake. You're not fucking funny. Who's laughing at this shit?
I've always made the argument that things like Alvin and the Chipmunks or Max Headroom were the real pioneers of the concept but even if you want to keep it to strictly youtube-focused content, then it's a hard pill to swallow for some people but the first "v-tubers" were cartoon review channels with their rantsona.
CNN and Fox News say "UNALIVE" in his Youtube channels
oh cool a video essay
There has literally never been anyone who has ever said this, ever. People begrudgingly tolerate this crap because it's what youtube employees shit out these days.
the sseth imitators are absolutely insufferable
we hate youtube essayists!!
heres our daily 500 post thread detailing every single one of them
ponyfuckers made the first cartoon review series on youtube with their faggotty ass ponysonas
FUCK HORSEFAGS, EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THIS WORLD IS BECAUSE OF THEM
Firing squad for all these retards. Immediately
Who's laughing at this shit?
Zoomers raised on Tiktok
Easy there, pal. Drink some apple cider to cool down.
I'm hoping that once the rush of getting validation from online gender-non-conforming kids cheering another convert wears off, ProtonJon will settle away from his new fans into, at the very least, nonbinary but not trans
If you want to put on makeup and be girly without going full girl, that's fine, you can in fact do that despite your fans going into every barely related comment section yelling
HER name is CLAIRE!
we're HAPPY for her transition!
and if you are NOT you need to LEAVE, you are a JERK
The nu-fans are the real annoying part, like goddamn, it's a footnote in a friend's TP LP, it's not that important
Jon's treating coming out like it's a shitposting meme, down to coming out on Easter 4/20, I don't get why the new fans of his content eat it up at face value
I got into Pathologic recently and all videos on it are one of those
Youtuber starts talking about how the game helped them through their parent's divorce when they were a kid
minutes of barely edited stream """highlights"""
To me, it entirely depends on what you mean by barely edited. Since you put highlights in quotations then I would assume you mean the creator is not funny in the slightest. If you prefer highly edited meme-y type highlight vids, then that is an immediate "don't recommend channel" for me. I like highlight vids of a playthrough when the creator is actually funny. If someone has to rely on memes or flashy editing to make their videos interesting, then they're not the type of person I'd ever want to watch.
I """""watch""""" an inordinate amount of youtube essays every day, as white noise while i'm working on other shit or (more honestly) shitposting on Anon Babble.
I really should get into the habit of listening to new music instead, but the issue with that is I actually want to pay attention to those.
I can count the number of channels like this I actually like enough to properly pay attention to on one hand and I think literally only one of them is vidya related.
I only showed up for the one post, and this post shitting on you for being a retard.
In addition: This
You're le oobseessed
Tier post is transgender and you need to commit suicidied
Guys I'm making a YouTube channel about building a farm from scratch and training horses. All I know is the format(s) described in this thread.....
we complain because we know the format can be used to create enjoyable things to watch that enhance what we get out of the video games we play, but the space is flooded with fucking garbage
Case in point. Might be the worst youtuber on the planet
furry
spic
esl
probably trans too who the fuck knows
I wish these people would leave the good games alone
youtube.com
I do hate youtube essayist. I enjoy youtube talk though and sometimes there's discussion here outside of dumb fucking essayist
They genuinly thought the FBI joke was one of the funniest things in the world back in 2015-2017
we complain because we know the format can be used to creat
No it can't.
watch those videos of japanese guys doing a professional craft for 20 minutes with zero dialogue
You could make an argument that MST3K are the true primordial ancestors of v-tubers
On it. I need ideas before I get started to mix it up
4chanbob
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ValkyrieAurora/Nerines?
Cover topics that others in your niche might not talk about much in order to stand out, like which of your farm animals is most pleasurable to have sex with. Just some friendly advice.
I know your pain, fren.
Had to stop watching Beta64 cause of this shit, that nigga can't stop laughing at his own jokes.
Ive always wanted to know what the proper result of that image is
English please
HAHA ISNT IT SO FUNNY HOW THE GAME SAYS THEYRE A 5000 YEAR OLD DEMON
Here you go, babe.
SOUL
SOULLESS
zoomers and retarded newfags and parasocial fags in these communities all jerk off their literally whos
they're all giganiggers, but you can't cure full retard
*tips fedora*
I showed up for the single post to make fun of the op and you
And you should perish heathen.
caddy can't bear the thought of people watching his old videos that don't cut to unfunny adhd gags every ten seconds
lmfao
I still miss him
SHOTGUN RAIN
at least with how many videos and games he did over the almost 2 decades he did LPs you will never run out of things to watch
Am I gonna make it vros
Didn't Jontron remove some of his videos because one of his handlers stole the rights to them and he legally can't have them up anymore?
Its also because he switched to the "cover 1000 games in a single video" format for maximum algorithm engagement because focusing on just one game for 20-30 minutes doesnt make you money now.
Even then his crash 4 review isnt that old and hes clearly proud of it cause its insanely detailed so hes capable of doing it.
He's very pro-tranny and used to have segments where he would mock anti trans/lgbtq comments/user reviews, so he's definitely riding the line at the very least.
no matter what voice you put on, the viewers will pick up on small faggotisms and faggot voice cracks. the very best you can do is write a nice script and enunciate
gone for many years
comes back
leaves again
I hope he's doing alright, he was one of the more enjoyable members of the creatures.
No. fuck if I know dude. All my views come from shorts.
Mine come from my first video in six months. I’m too slow. Shorts views are basically invisible though. I’m not saying that to diminish you, I did them on a side channel as an experiment but they didn’t even feel real.
>oh cool a video essay on a obscure game I like
I have never once in my life thought or said this.
actually nevermind, the very best you can do is just use captions instead of talking
I’m still surprised the jon game grumps episodes are still up
Cow Chop was that era's last hurrah
Even then when Trevor left and they moved they slowly started losing the charm they had
Game Kids Trevor?
Not even Anon Babble can tell the difference between wanting to just be a boy who dresses up like a girl and actually saying youre a girl. I wouldnt expect any normie fanbase to either.
I’m not saying that to diminish you, I did them on a side channel as an experiment but they didn’t even feel real.
No no. I'm pretty much with you there. I do them because there's literally no reason not to. I do Twitch Comp-Let's Play style vids and shorts are basically the only way I get to put my channel out there since my actual vids get no views. Since my vids are compilations, they are super easy to make a ton of clips, so I upload those to a dedicated clip channel, and I then turn the clips to shorts and upload those to the main channel.
it's very simple
No one should be expected to know or even care about gay lore entries.
This is a gay lore website that now shuns Bridget cause of retarded americans.
I don't even know who that is.
See? Be more like me.
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