Imagine

Imagine telling your great great grandparents about shit like this

The Switch 2 does not have feelings. This is fanfiction.

actually unsettling to read
i thought it was gonna be sarcastic, but it's not!

Is there a single tendie on Earth who is not mentally ill?

It's June 5th. You are happily drinking from your juice box. Another is placed in front of you. This one is orange, while the previous was apple. You giggle and clap your hands as the straw effortlessly punctures the foil covering the hole where the straw goes.

Imagine paying 80 dollars for Mario Kart

i feel embarrassed to own a switch seeing literal drones like these slurp nintendo's cum 24/7

y'all are joyless fucks

everyone keeps complaining about ai writing

humans write trite prose like this

riiight

Your grip is awkward as you rush to pull the handle that makes the brightly-coloured arrow spin round and round, round and round, but you're too eager to chastise yourself just yet. This is all about you.

You know most of the shapes and some of the sounds, but the uncertainty - the tease, the joy of discovery, then the blissful knowledge - sets you on edge every time. After an eternity, the arrow finally lands on a segment.

you own a Switch, you are not better than these cucks.

Why is this so erotic

why are redditors like this

remember, when you see stuff that seems stupid and cringey, its always the ai computer that did it. and even when your wrong and someone says they made it themselves, it just means that it COULD have been the ai computer so you were right anyway and you know how to notice bad things even when they are actually good things. only other people, bad people, doublethink, and because they are bad people and you are a good person who likes good things

darkfawful2

2

why
what two other retards would want such a gay name

what does the cock say?

Really dodging those 'tendies are mentally ill' allegations.

kys tendie

Wanna find out? ;)

I didn't ask about a cockerel though

youtu.be/DjRksGy6f1U

nintendies are closeted homosexuals confirmed

This actually gave me a good chuckle. Anon Babbleirgins would love this if it was posted here in a greentext instead of on Reddit

soulless
sovl

reading that was just unsettling, imagine having erotic fantasies about unboxing a $500 port machine.

kekino

reads severely ai generated

Unless you are literally 8 years old I cannot fathom how you can get THAT excited over Mario Kart.

A new flagship Mario game? Ok, sure, yeah. Not a fucking kart game.

Imagine...

It's June 5th

You open your Switch 2

It's exactly like the Switch you already had, but you can play Forza: Mario Edition

You wake up

It's actually 2032

You are hiding from the AGI that has wiped out most of humanity

The only vidya you have access to is a Game Boy with an Everdrive and some AA batteries that you have scavenged

Bots literally can't post on online forums. Why do you think we have captcha?

You're right, I forgot that dragging my mouse from one end of the text to the other, right clicking it, and left clicking on the Copy option doesn't do anything. Fucking retard.

This looks like chatgpt slop. It's time to stop reposting every retarded thing you see online because it's probably just a bot.

Kart has been surpassing mainline Mario since the 3DS.

There honestly has to be something straight up psychologically wrong with people who still submit themselves to modern gaming.
People should submit themselves to circumstances that suck this much fucking ass.

It's time to stop reposting every retarded thing you see online

Oh and for the record, if they were retarded enough to submit this to the malignant tumor AI to "write it for them" there's still something fucking wrong with them.

People should submit themselves to circumstances that suck this much fucking ass.

This

I had posted "Shouldn't" but thanks Anon Babble for fucking up my post again.

Oh but you

No the fuck I didn't and this shit happens all the fucking time, fuck you. I know when I'm too tired to be posting.

y'all chuddy cis scum just try being decent hecking human beings!

I unbox my new tendo switch

I cant help but pinch my nipple in excitement

I look up at the portrait of my deceased father

In the most monotone voice I can muster I speak

"We're bing bing wahoo'ing now old man"

I sprint upstairs

My family who I forgot about just stare on shell shocked at how they are related to such a tard

maybe i'm just getting old but i literally forgot i pre-ordered this thing. Not like it's anything revolutionary is it, just an upgraded switch
probs just gonna give it to my gf tbqh

I thought the consoomer-shit was supposed to be a silly meme.

y'all

Reddit word.

this is the worst thread I've seen this year, why is it still up?

because it's a twitter screenshot thread, Anon Babble's culture

I knew it was a minor mishap but since you preemptively assumed I would give you shit for it, have this God of War wallpaper you faggot.

It's crazy how Nintendo fans keep getting excited to play the 3-4 exact same games over and over and over for +30 years.

It's funny how literally everything else is so garbage that people would rather just play the same handful of good games with a new paintjob on them

Holy fuck, imagine buying a switch. Big faggot energy, couldn’t be me.

Smiling is le bad actually

Anon answer me honestly with a yes or a no. Has a woman ever loved you romantically

why are tendies like this
but seriously

switch vegans talking about the switch even in their dreams

You turn on your Switch 2. You look around for a Switch 2 exclusive game to play. There are none.

Imagine behaving like this when nearly 40yo

This is what happens when you don't have real wars for too long

I don't think it's possible to make any interesting new games anymore. Everything has already been done, at least in concept. Sorta like how all classical music sounds similar despite being hundreds of years apart.