Doom: The Dark Slop

PARRYSLOP

DODGESLOP

LOVECRAFTSLOP

Holy shit just put this franchise out of its misery already please...

Cry all you want most people loved the new additions to the doom cinematic universe.

DCU

Got a good laugh. Thanks m80

Everybody I talked to thinks the dragon is the worst part of the game.

words words words

yeah it's fun nigga

PARRYSLOP

DODGESLOP

LOVECRAFTSLOP

Holy shit just put this franchise out of its misery already please...

So they were pandering to bbfags all along?

i think it's the best part about the game

threadslop

someone put this anon out of his misery
inb4

replyslop

all the guns are fun to use and the sound design is perfect (sound design, not music)

fur and a shield

lmao

i think the ball and chain gun is neat

Doom: mechanically fun but simple game that became popular due to its simplicity and ability to run on any computer.
Doom 2: added onto the 1st game with more enemies and weapons. Questionable design choices and maps.
Doom 3: Fan favorite member involved in development no longer working at ID. Completely changes things many people liked about the first 2 games while adding story no one gives a fuck about. Jank ass gunplay and runs like shit but “muh gwafics”.

Time really is a loop isn’t it.

IDbros...

Why is every ody whining about this game so much? I thonknits pretty fun. The new parry mechanics are a bit too forg9ving i will admit but over alk i th9nkbthe shield is a good addition. Also, whybis everybody saying its woke? Ive been skipping the cutscenes so maybe im missing it. I will say ots kind of anmoying how they are tryong ti force a story into doom. Hes a guy who kills demons, thats all that was needed.

LOVECRAFTSLOP

So it's a Quake game?

truuuu d0000d truuuuuuu gigtatruuuu

Hits like a fucking truck, too.

150% gamespeed is the only way to play

950 deaths

Is it?

The final verdict of the Anon Babble king.

we want the god of war audience

It was amazing. Best of the trilogy. Cope harder, fag.

those were his past notes
he clarified that 120% is the sweet spot and regretted doing 150% mid-way through the playthrough

weird over-emphasis on (shit) story

WE TOLD YOU THIS IN ETERNAL. THIS IS NOTHING NEW.

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agreed

doom 2016 was the best nu doom
after that it went downhill

they should've gone with doom 3 horror style shooter

the dragon is fun
the jaeger was okay
doomguy speaking was cool
frankly my only complaint is that id pandered to the consolefaggots who cried about being bad at platforming in eternal and thus all we get are stupid fucking grab walls to climb
the platforming combat was such a great move, i unironically hate console mains for nerfing this game

doomguy speaking was cool

Watch him take his helmet off in the doom series from hbo next year
Oh and he's gay

When was moonmoon Anon Babble approved?
Fucking weird seeing screenshots of what I just watched lol

I mean you can at least ignore the shit story in eternal with how dense the gameplay was.

HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO FUCK THIS UP AND GO DOWN THIS GAY WARHAMMER WANNABE TANGENT INSTEAD?
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cutscenes were a lot more annoying in this game
I genuinely don't care about any of these people but id wanted me to

They went the "look we can be like nu wolfenstein too!"

doomguy speaking was cool

What did he day? It was nigger, isn't it?

"Run"

that's the most shocking part to me. doom 2016 prided itself on minimizing story intrusion on gameplay - and when it did, it was at least cool. Dark Ages has constant 5+ minute cutscenes in every level, and also constant radio chatter "proceed to the next checkpoint" ; "shoot the demons and the portal will close" ; "the slayer is unstoppable now..." ; "did you see that?!" during gameplay

Another subtle problem with dark age is that it tries to make a parry centric game but not having bosses. Does dark age even have any good boss fight????? I don't think parry works well when the core of the gameplay is volume fight.
Think of the popular action games with parry. Sekiro, bloodborne, mgr, lies of p, etc,.... All have emphasis on bosses/mini bosses. I think parry-centric gameplay is more enjoyable in duel against bosses and exploring/interacting with the boss moveset. I don't think it is fun to parry the same common enemies over over against

He was sent to mars for punching his CO that misgendered a civilian.

Remember when everyone was open mouthing over Doom guy going "fuck the le story" in 2016

doom series from hbo

nigga please, universal isn't gonna hand it over so easily, they're perfectly comfortable with shitting out more dtv slop to keep the rights

Look man, we get it. We like Expedition 33 and we hate Doom. Why do you and have to shit on every game that’s against your narrative? Why aren’t we allowed to have fun?